Margaret Cho - Assassin Part 2/8

[billfy832021]

the whole Terry Chavo face bit me and my one friend do to each other lolz so funny

[invisiblegirlism]

I love her impressions of people. She's very versitile!

[briandjones89]

Margaret Cho is like, my goddess and I would suck her toes, but I do strongly disagree with her opinion on Condi Rice. I guess no one's perfect LOL!

[GaaraSabuka]

'even Satanists are going "wooow... you guys are being reeaally mean'" lool love her!!!!!

[Adski92]

If that was ME: OH, YOU BETTA KILL ME!

The whole Kylie-Dannii Minogue analogy kills me! It's so funny.

[versatilians]

I watched Margaret Cho YEARS ago and always enjoyed her stand-up. But, haven't seen much of her in the last 10 years or so. She's still kinda funny, but what's with the constant, ghetto voice impersonations and the gay-this and gay-that shit she's got goin' on? Did she just come out of the closet or what? I don't know....I've got no problem with her personal life but it has definitely affected her performance and I'm not as big a fan as I was back in the day. Just sayin'... :-/

[SapphireJesse08]

@versatilians She's standing up for people who need a voice. It's not "shit," what she's doing by standing up for gay people is brave and inspirational. Also, she's hilarious. You either love her or you don't.

[BrocxMalaak]

LMFAO I died when she mentioned Dannii Minogue. I love Kylie but I just have never been able to get into Dannii's music.

[perlaand]

I never heard about her before. I just found her videos. If you ever wanted to know what an enlightened being is, you're watching one. She sees the world as it really is, and tell us about without restriction. Most people may think it is only a joke, but folks, what she tell is so true you better to believe.

[sixtiksix]

Color coded map for hand outs....

[WythenshawePhil]

Vaginas don't taste nice. Can I get a thumbs up for a simple fact? I don't care to side with gay or straight or 'whatever' or 'whatever'. Undeniable fact - Vaginas taste bad.

[TheTheAverageGamer2]

And still a tree would be better than bush.

[bebe25yo]

her little fingers are sooooooo small OMG

i like that her comedy is the TRUTH about everything

[smek2]

How come i never knew her until now? She's kinda tiring but awesome nonetheless. Who said women can't be comedians as good as men?

[ABowlOfNasiPadang]

Love the Satan impression at the end.

[gaylolful]

@jesusgk98 Did you hear the boo at 2:20? LOL

[brianbela]

She has some great facial expressions.Very funny woman.

[1025biro]

yeah... it's like sending *dannii minogue* LOL. but dannii minogue and jeb bush... ? dannii's gonna cry. so cruel TT. you're brilliant.

[KelseyTheEnigma]

6:24 = the cutest giggle ever. :D I love this sexy, dangerous, hilarious woman!

[MisusePerfected]

I wanna hug her...always

[snidelywhiplash]

Margaret, dear....keep your hands down. Because when you raise your hands, your belly shows, and I want to lick it, and I can't concentrate on the comedy.

[csmclvrspreassigned]

omg 8:28

[bornloser2006]

BWAHAHA ...." her pussy taste like LYSOL!"....

hahahahahahaahaha

love you Margaret

<3 mama char

[mattnumber13]

@bornloser2006 pfft, she's just marketing the new lemon poppy-seed muffin...

[pepperpie88]

Lysol and mothballs!

[0dour]

LMAO

[karaokevox]

Is it just me...or is she funnier when she's overweight?

[stupidcircusclown]

@karaokevox its just you.

[GaryAnyanka]

John Kerry as an Ent ... *can't stop laughing*

[ashwinbhat123]

bitch and whine, thats all the left  can do...

[DuBarryFilms]

Terri Schiavo was about ALL of us..check out how many have been murdered against their will since due to the precedent..google the euthenasia movement..

[uhohpenguins]

@DuBarryFilms yeah it's so much better to lie in a hospitol bed unable to do anything for years and years with no hope of ever getting out. how long do you honestly think you'd be stuck there before you hoped someone would kill you? for me it would be at most a week.

[marquito1]

Dannii Minogue! LOL!!

[bhimz2]

"i am allergic to pussy. i swell up" lol robert pattinson said that xD. now i know where he stole it from xD

[JamesOhGoodie]

A Dannii Minogue reference? Wow, that's gay even for HER!

[MrTyphoidman]

@JamesOhGoodie it was so random too. Didn't think Dannii was heard of in the US

[MickQuick07]

LOL @ her John Kerry impression. I had never thought of that. Love it!!

[Yewdale08]

hey vamripire, i subscribed to your channel because of these intact cho epispodes. neat.

[XxPnuemaxX]

Damn she is hot huh?

[firecracker999999]

I personally liked bush, but this is hilarious!

[ScotJeffrey]

lmao!

[ScotJeffrey]

lmao!!!!!!!!!

[mvpc2323]

I loved the coloured map to stupidity! Glued it to my wall

[fdpcompdm]

sooooo funny i just pie my pants

[xmaster2]

@fdpcompdm Pie your pants?! WOW you must be laughing pretty hard. So hard you gone past the "pee" and straight to the "pie".

[Kitteepaws90]

@xmaster2 ROTFL

[sbulos]

@Kitteepaws90  shes GoD

[Kitteepaws90]

@fdpcompdm XDDDD

[mrbrianmccarthy]

She is one intense lady.And Margarets lookin good! She's lost a lot of weight! ; . /\

[SupaAceGrrl]

wow, can't believe she went there... love her

[autumnshaymartin]

GIRL I'M ALLERGIC!

[SuicidalMickeyMouse3]

when was this?

[schwartzwaelder]

This dvd tour is the best so far. I love her honesty.

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

Oh my god, Lysol. And Bengay. Why is Margaret so damn cute.

[zedog546]

every video these days:

person #1 "argue argue argue"

person #2 "argue argue argue!!"

person #1 "ARGUE ARGUE!!!"

omggg can we please just watch the video, maybe rate, and keep our negative comments to ourselves? =(

[TheLoverboyz901]

@zedog546 argue!

[TimTheDayWalker]

I ADORE MARGARET SHE IS FABULOUS

[MrRT1966]

@5:33 how do you know that MC?

[TakedaDemon]

1/8: Not funny

2/8: Still not funny. I'll stick it out through the next six though.

[SoapStar4Life]

@TakedaDemon then you have WAY too much time on your hands ,

[TakedaDemon]

@SoapStar4Life

Yeah, that was the main problem :/

Your point is what?

[IluvKirito]

1:40 God bless you Margaret.

[justinjiang]

does she has nude video? i want to see

[networkse7en]

i prefer margaret when she was heavier in weight.

[aki20]

Nothing is as manly as a gay man ;)

[Jakathera]

ok... gotta call it quits... she used to be funny... dunno how i changed...

[smileygirl1219]

"now we have a color coded map to all the stupid people"

[BLCHGK4973]

"I think Laura Bush is pretty but you know her pussy taste like Lysol"

I stopped breathing for a sec cause I was laughing so hard! xD

[amlivingggg3]

ha: "...i'm probably gonna get shot, so enjoy it while you can."

[jjpayat]

CRISCO AND POPPERS? WTF??

[PShizzzzle]

1:40

Fuck yeah!

[MrCeilingFan24]

Ah great another comedian where you have too know ever celebrity's and politicians name to find funny.

[GooglyBee23]

@UltimoLatino Any man that doesn't know what dick tastes like or can take it up the ass ain't man enough or even tough enough to be considered a man XD

[GooglyBee23]

@MrRT1966 Firstly, you don't know the meaning of "faggot", less should you be using it. Secondly, if you're referring to me being gay, then I more a man than you will ever be, and more a woman you will ever know. If a man means having a ballsack and a dick, then yes, I'm a man.

Dude, she's a comedian, get a sense of fucking humor already!!

[GooglyBee23]

@MrRT1966 If a man does sexual acts with another man, that does not mean he is gay. I do many acts with a woman, does that mean I'm straight? Or bi? Nope, just means I've created an act. What makes a man a "homosexual" is exactly that: he finds other men sexually attractive. Being a gay isn't a trend. I don't "do stuff" with men, I'm simply gay. Like I said, liven up ; )

[MrRT1966]

@GooglyBee23 I did not say you were gay. I said that any man who do sex acts with other men are gay. Straight men do not intentionally have sex acts with other men. That is because they find it repulsive.

[GooglyBee23]

@MrRT1966 I never said you called me gay, I said "if you're referring to me being gay". Besides, it wouldn't have offended me if you did cuz I am gay. And also, you'd be surprised what straight men do when they wanna have some fun and there are no ladies around. Just because you may find it repulsive does not mean every man does. Many are actually curious to being with another man; tho you'd probably never hear much of it cuz their egos are so damn high lol

[lamike1982]

Any man that puts other people isn't much of a man! I know what dick tastes like,it is yummy as fuck to me and yet I am still more a of man than those homophobic pussies will ever be.

[unicornhats]

@lamike1982 WOW. Someone has some internalized issues as well! "I may be gay, but I'm still a man!" Do you even hear yourself?

[unicornhats]

@lamike1982 Because I know you've thought of yourself as less of a man because you are gay, and you are reclaiming your masculinity by feminizing someone else, but still. Issues.

[alliboo05]

I love you Margret!!!

[demoncunt2]

I hate her "ghetto voice" or whatever that's supposed to be. People are cheering to get her to try to get her to shut the fuck up.

[Karliang]

Nope, don't think so. I'm cheering to get her to continue.

[Whitemilkenator]

Even the satan says wow you guys are so mean. Lol!

[simmerdownsima]

I love when she points out the color coded map because it's just so true.

[musiqsangel]

The line that really made me laugh out loud was the "Now we have a color-coded map to where all the stupid people are."

LOL!!

[carohoock]

I can't understand what she says:

"Her pussy tastes like..."

Someone could tell me? thx

[musiqsangel]

Lysol.

It's a disinfectant spray.

[icerain2345]

lysol, it's a spray used to make rooms smell nice...or other things. haha

[carohoock]

Thanks! Now I get the joke :)

[Beloved0fTheEndless]

lysol, its this really gross smelling air freshener

[ninja122334]

OMG she is funny, but effing ignorant lol

[vintagevixen212]

hahhaa i LOVE margaret Cho.

[locochica4788]

her pussy tastes like lysol! LMAO!!!!!!!

[desktop10170]

Compare this to her performances in the nineties and now she sounds like a black person and looks like a white one. Just not as funny as Margaret Cho used to be, wherever she is?!?!?!

[PeaceWarrior24]

i'm allergic....LOLOLOLOL i love her. ooooh girl i could die. hahahaha.

[discokidx1]

what's poppers and crisco mean?

[ElChico124]

two things that make it easier to be fucked in the ass

[Bmehr0775]

Poppers: A little vile which has a liquid you stiff and makes an orgasm more enjoyable, and

Crisco: Is a lard like cooking agent some used as Lube.

[UltraViolet93]

"oh george, you've been a very bad president!"

i couldnt agree more! lol

[davionjensen]

she is sexy. everybody is a target. i love her style.

[sullivan328]

No, not quite everyone.

[brianbela]

@davionjensen She takes no prisoners,thats for sure----

[KiMiMELAH]

Buwahahha color coded map to where the stupid people are. XDD

[ShaNaaNaay]

This is funny, but i liked Revolution better :)

[GuacamoleKun]

LMAO, ew. I did NOT need to have the thought of what Bush pussy tastes like put into my head.

[mamafanfan]

she is brave!

[Arhiannon]

Amen about Terry Schaivo.

[HeleneMoney]

everything she says is so true

[JamisonCentre]

Hello middle america! Still dumb and ignorant I see. She is supporting troops and saying that Iraq is a morally bankrupt war - not criticizing America

[lostalex77]

@JamisonCentre still dumb an ignorant? in case you don't know, she is AMERICAN. she is the voice of America. stop being a typical ignorant xenophobic asshole.

[Istaru97]

@JamisonCentre Screw that. Americans (government officials ect.) suck. And I'm an American to, btw

[OnTheBrightSIDE2]

@JamisonCentre shut the fuck up and just laugh, if you dont like it leave? XD

[lollipopkaboom]

As most Americans will find those you have listed sub-par. It is mostly a cultural thing. You're more inline with the comedy of your own people, as Americans are with theirs. It's not so much an issue of who has better comedians as it is just an understanding that you "get" comedians from your own culture better than others.

[lollipopkaboom]

Fair enough :"d

[Kova808]

O whatever whats your kind of 'Humor' 'you might be a red neck if ...' get of the pig and come live with the rest of us in the 21 st century

[worthlesspos]

Strange, I expected Margaret Cho, and instead I got Asian Maureen Dowd.

[dalboy83]

i like cho in stand up and watched her tv show but this video series sucks, she is not as funny like she normally is.

the delivery is slow and the crowd claps every 2 seconds.

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

check her NOTORIOUS C.H.O. special then.

[spar1124]

i do love margaret but i have to say that she did seem to be funnier when she was larger...it's kinda strange. she could also pick up the speed because sometimes the pacing seems a little slow. but she's still one of my heros!

[KamuntKurush]

If there's one criticism I have of Ms. Cho, it's that it feels like she waits until everybody stops laughing before she continues. This is probably just a personal gripe, as she wouldn't be popular with her audiences if she weren't funny to them. It's just a little off-putting for me, is all. She's still quite funny, I must say. I just don't like how she breaks her flow like that.

[ShinobiBoi88]

I noticed that as well. I think she could afford to just go on a barrage of punchlines, and every here and there keep hitting us w/ the good stuff till our sides hurt!

[KamuntKurush]

Yeah, I completely agree. :D I think it would really augment her act just enough to grab some new fans, but again, she's obviously still kicking, as she's released like 5 DVDs or something like that without it. xD So I'm sure she's doing just fine for herself.

[DesignerOfCheese]

It's a little weird, that's true, but i understand that she has amazing things to say and that she wants her comments heard and not the audience's applause or laughter...

also it makes it seem as if she's having a conversation with the audience -- funny comment, laughter, more funny comments... it's less like stand up and more like... kicking rocks or something...

[guinivereXbloodgood]

I like her stuff, but I think she could engage with her audience a bit more.

[chibigrunt]

Lol, a color coded map for stupid ppl

[Leocleyburn]

This is not meant for kiddies, she has a message and is sure as hell getting out there. You go Miss Cho! Love you

[n0ts0B9]

notorious CHO was much funnier.

[earthwormjim3D]

just giving my opinion here...she is not funny at all...and I think all these people are homosexuals laughing only to support a member of their community...I really cant see how this is funny

[chibigrunt]

to earthwormjim3d: are you calling me gay?

[earthwormjim3D]

no ur not gay, ur a gay-lover and Im just being honest when I say shes not funny

[chibigrunt]

Well, honesty is good, but it doesnt mean all ppl who watch her are gay- and I didn't say I loved gay ppl- thats exaggerating, that pisses me off. There good ppl, but I'm not that obsessed about them :p

[earthwormjim3D]

ok, I respect ur opinion but Im just saying I personally dont think shes funny

[chibigrunt]

I respect yours to. You can say whatever, it was just the exaggerating

[xXAdongelXx]

dont waste ur fucking life talking bout how u hate her so shut up

[xXAdongelXx]

who EVER asked ur stupid opinion

[earthwormjim3D]

the comment box, motherfucker! haha...who asked urs? I know I didnt

[xXAdongelXx]

ha! ur so stupid xD

[earthwormjim3D]

ha! uv mistaken me for ur mom..lol

[xXAdongelXx]

idk if ur crazy or not but I think u r...

[earthwormjim3D]

I didnt know retards could think haha

[KamuntKurush]

Arguing on the internet.

[earthwormjim3D]

commenting on an arguement on the internet

[QueerSwede]

i love her

[mandywarh0lsucks]

I like her. but this video isn't her best.

[acent2112]

i didnt get it-i aint hip enough to kiss this ass

[smart12340]

you know her pussy tastes like lysol!!!! oh my god...

[mytime911]

i agree

[Venjamin]

xD If by crap you mean the truth... yeah. Lots of crap. <3

[PorkFlip]

yea im not saying it's not True....im just saying...it's not funny the way she's trying to make it funny....

[QueerSwede]

you most be straight or just really stupied.

[chibigrunt]

QueerSwede: I take that the retard is stupid, because I'm straight and I love her! Hey. Gay ppl are awesome too

[hsegata]

Even satanists are saying... waouuu you guys are being really mean...

Margaret you're greaaat ! A fan from France.

[shellyshakeup]

i never really wanted to think about laura bush's pussy.... DX

[UltraViolet93]

OMG! ME EITHER!