Austin Powers - Chess scene

[OMFGsoBOARD]

shes so disgusting

[CaptainMaund]

You are hairy! Like ANIMAL!

lol love that part.

[xxirisjexx]

I usualy don't play chess like that

[victor69baby]

Vuat to do... Vuat to do... Lol

[jaredemetrius]

i would treat her like a tiger.RAWR!

[IgorWelkenbach]

She looks like a man

[bitsandpieces001]

gir baby very gir ;p

[Angelhimelovelace3]

Austin Powervitch LOL :D

[Nemey69]

1:01 - Sound you make when you're seriously HORNY !!

[OMGitzDaTruth]

Austin Powers can charm A Rock

[YaoiNinja1525]

Grr baby Grrr! Lolz XD

[MIKEisBulletproof]

I lost it at 0:58

[sgg2006]

Do I make you horny baby???

[chessplay]

Wot 2 Do Wot2Do! ....." my Generation" yeah Baby yeah...LOL.

[AustinPowers005]

Yeah, Baby Yeah!!

[TheAaron404]

Allotta Fagina and now someone called Ivanna Humpalot?

[BlackBird4107]

Love it !

[sev153]

pornography!

[sev153]

hahahahaha! his look on 1:02.

[siwjack]

austin powerovich make love to me LMAO hahahahahahaha

[sunsetsniper]

WTF did I just watch?

[sber55]

That's not how you play chess...

[MrMil0o]

austin powervitch :)_

[Iisdabest889]

"Grrr Baby! Very Grrr!!!"

"Make love to me.. Monkey man!"

[chickinglicking]

lolololololol :-)

[Catwalkerbob40]

Disappointed Kristen Johnston didn't have a bigger part in this movie. She should have been the leading lady not Heather Graham. Not that I have anything against Ms. Graham.

[TyfaniieVEVO]

AUSTIN P♂WERS!!

[beldagore]

0:11 EROTIC SEXUAL MUSIC

[Galbak111]

1:20 Sucking fail xD

[houghton123able]

0:59 best shot!

[rizzyvidz]

I'm pretty sure that's not how you play chess...

[myfunkycheese]

LOL Yes! cause that's how we all play chess

[Elishagal]

you are harry like animal!

[manufran02]

Was she on third rock from the sun

[superfly1820]

"Vu know how ve get varm in Russia?" "HO HO HO HO! I can guess baby..." "Ve play chess." "...I guessed wrong..."

[JackOLantern011]

actually Fat Bastards sex scene was less disturbing.....

[2442TheGuy]

I wanna hump alot!

[blackserenade24]

1:00 that's austin's best face ever

[avenueyay]

i don't get it! everyone feels this was the best one of the series (including me) and yet the critics gave it 2 stars and goldmember 3 stars? i mean i love goldmember, but the second is the best

[ZeldaFoxEars]

This is the only movie scene I know word to word :D

[19ac087]

LOL @ 1:00

[molcoo]

The Spy Who Shagged Me Is easily the best film in the franchise, and this scene alone proves it.

[SmoothHourglass]

I love when he licks the pawn and then realizes he just simulated licking a dick.

[geroksouras]

LOL :-))))

[RLuke09]

That first chess move by Austin absolutely kills me! Think it's because even Mike Myers wasnt sure where he'd be putting that horse haha and Ivana's reaction as well its just so funny

[FuZacIr]

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[Silverbirch4444]

OOOOHH aahhh he he he he he he! - Ha ha!

[voskonyan]

Kristen Johnston

[ThePlatinum2079]

This scene is funny !!

[zeldafreak701]

I love how he didn't even spit it out that hard and still broke that vase.

[Saphir8]

monkey-man!! :D

[mtmetaltitan]

HA FUNNY SCENE!

[AcceptMe]

WTF that's not even a legal move

[crazystevenson]

Grrr baby very Grrrr

[TheGamerZoneCR]

I would fuck her

[Frida708]

@TheGamerZoneCR And I would fuck him

[Snipertoaster]

I'm sorry but, what was with the random orgasm noise at 1:01?!

[foolintherain100]

@Snipertoaster That my friend, is the painful sound of pre-cum!

[000emochild]

*Iwanna Humpalot

[000emochild]

@AJROCKZ123 her name's Alotta Vagina

[setalaka]

1:01 LOLLL

[NobleEagle1]

YOUR HAIRY! LIKE ANIMALLL!

[AJROCKZ123]

Someone tell me what her name is?

[tybenjoe12]

Make luff to me!!!



[SimonTalksWHO]

shes fuck ugly

[billruller]

@SimonTalksWHO she might be unattractive, but she's russian! thats hot!

[keymaker410]

"Oh, what to do, what to do."

"UUUUUHHHHHH" 

God, I love how much effort he put into that noise XD.

[bulldawg2008]

@keymaker410 LMAO!!!!!!! THATS MY FAV PART!!!

[ViennasNachos]

...I guessed wrong ahhahaha!! xD

[MissCatsRoar]

LOL "Make Laff to me, Monkey man" XD

[alexannihilation]

make love to me, monkey man!

[JamaicanFro]

Lmfao his face and the sound at 1:00

[viktorstyler]

Youre Hairy , ...... Like ANIMAL !!!!!

[MikSevilla]

This reminds me of a Soda commercial. i wonder why. Dr Pepper Cherry?

[Numbnut10]

I can't be the only one who noticed that Austin made an illegal move on the chessboard. And why does Dr. Evil keep sending female assassins to Austin when he just ends up shagging them?! Why not send Austin a hermaphrodite, just to screw with him?

[fartx211]

best scene in the whole film

[murder333]

sexy, yes xD

[CharlotteTaylor96]

you're hairy!! like ANIMAL!!!!

[lovebugcookie]

"You know how we keep warm in Russia?"

"I can guess baby!"

"We play chess."

"I guess wrong."

LOL 

[TheBeatles191]

Hahaha I never noticed the gonorrhea joke until now. "When did you get the clapper?" "blah blah, dutch east indies, shore leave." The clap is a slang term for gonorrhea.

[fergiefan30001]

1:29 xDDDD

[spyMic158]

Jeez, I thought I suck at chess...

[jhibbitt1]

haha i love the line "dr evil sent me to kill u but i find u so sexy"

[whydoicare70]

see the orginal form the Thomas Crown Affair will make this even more funny....

[80snessEj]

Everything in this scene is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lindzsanity]

Make luff to me, monkey man!

[MyLifeRules76]

hahahha, "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"

"hahaha I can guess baby"

"We play Chess"

"I guessed wrong..."

[Nemey69]

1:00 The Painful sound of busting a Nutt !! LOL .....

[pokie4life]

MONKEY MAN

[LINX29X92]

what was her name again? lol she a freak lmao

[foolintherain100]

@LINX29X92 Ivana Humpalot

[tubertomp]

1. e3 Ngd4!

[pcorf]

0:08 - Using the force!!

[crazyozzyking]

he moved the knight to far on his first move

[ChargerJeff87]

@crazyozzyking thatz the true way of playing chess when ur with a hot russian woman. use ur non-intellect to make her horny baby, yeah!

[galatisnik5]

@crazyozzyking you mean he moved his horse to far in the first move. :)

[kickpunch22]

Hey does the seen really stop after the monkey man thing

[kgsolaman5000]

1:27 every time I hear that I think I have a new fb message

[MrCrownley]

how illogical. the knight cant go to e4 on the first move thats crazy! also her boobs were nice.

[guydudeasian]

I find Ivona Humpalot strangely attractive LOL.

[Agent1W]

0:41. Damn, woman!

[summerluv1969]

is tht chloe kardashian? lmfao

[anthonycarl2020]

@summerluv1969 lol

[lasrusch]

make love to me monkeyman ! :D

[szzickra]

omg i love this shoew its soooooooo funny i love it hes soooo funny

[darcy2345]

GRR BABY, VERY GRRRR

[woolyhairs]

@darcy2345 YOU ARE HAIRY LIKE ANIMAL  !!!

[Jeffswimz1]

@darcy2345 how did you get 103 likes impossssible!!!

[darcy2345]

@Jeffswimz1 because i'm that fucking skillable bitch

[WorthingStProjects]

Let me ask you a question, and be honest. Do I make you horny baby? Do I? DO I MAKE YOU RAAANDY? YEAHHH

[crazy7house]

ver did yu get zee clapper?

[Xendrius]

The laugh is the most amazing. 0:19

[anthonylovecraft]

1:00 I think he came.

[arthuraz]

1:22 - 1:29 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[patient451]

now, austin powerovich

[Jeffswimz1]

@patient451 Lmao!

[Theburn77]

i guessed wrong.

[bobbyjoejoeson]

o fuck my asshole bare