Epic Battle: Crab v. Lobster

[victoriacrl]

Love your sarcastic comment replies XD

[mike1305]

@victoriacrl haha good stuff. People get so angry on the internet! Sarcasm is the least I could do.

[mike1305]

@Scorpion50o1 do me a favor and fall asleep forever. guess who doesnt care?

[Scorpion50o1]

nice annotation at 1:40 why it has 20k views? its 116k? and cause u get a view even if someone doesnt even watch the vid its basicly how many times someone clicked on ur faggot ass vid

[TheMistydb80]

wow cool!!!!!!!!(:

[lolyoumadcow]

That kids a boy dumb asses

[pokelover223]

thats what she said

[sapinou96]

1:28 this is FISH TANK SPARTA

[ChainBreakerHQ2]

Poor lobster.

[LiddleLOL]

i love the dumbfucker in the video who says "ive never heard of a crustacean eating another crustacean" what are you? A stupid ass redneck?

[dirtbikesrule56]

it may have gotten a lot a views but that doesn't mean it wasn't boring. it just means people watched at least .01 seconds of it not the whole thing.

[dirtbikesrule56]

it may have gotten a lot a views but that doesn't mean it wasn't boring. it just means people watched atleast .01 seconds of it not the whole thing.

[mike1305]

@dirtbikesrule56 You are clearly a genious.

[AwsomeAustin98]

crustacean versus crustacean happens all the time.

[HoboKodama]

ha he spelled which like witch HAHAHA

[overtkill7]

They're just fighting over who is gonna be giving it to the other (yes I do mean sexually xD) that's why they were both trying to get behind the other.

[aronchai]

" I've never heard of a crustacean eating another crustacean, that's just weird" . Just like mammals don't eat other mammals? :D .

[BAMFcommander]

gay ...

[Psychocide]

That dumb bitch thinks a lobster is going to eat a crab......sure if it were possible for them to get pass their hard exoskeletons lol

[EvanBarnett1]

go fight win team crab lol

[MsHardstyleboy]

the fish has win :D

[coreyg918]

Better be a kill!

[kevvygomez]

mr. crabs vs larry the lobster LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!

[pokelover223]

@kevvygomez halirious



[Ultimatefighter180]

@kevvygomez LOL

[MrFlip1997]

poor fish its im geting back

[liamvg]

All his work to get to the top just to fall down..lol. Kinda of funny watching two slow ass armored crustaceans trying to go at it. Hope they didn't kill each other.

[jowe182]

the fish is the ref.

[mightytuffthao]

crab= female, lobster= male. lobster says, babe, go cook me something, crab says ok and went downstairs to cook. after crab is done, crab went upstairs and said the food was ready. lobster went down to eat.

[TheNdtitlady]

Well,you always see crab and lobster on Asian menus,so I was curious who would win between them. Next Chicken VS Duck.

[crookedwiretap89]

this is about as epic as me taking a piss, witch is pretty fucken epic so well done

[mike1305]

@crookedwiretap89 sorry to hear about your prostate issues, i'm glad that the video brought some joy into your day

[awesomekidddo]

I stopped watching it after 5 seconds once I realized there would be annoying commentary

[mike1305]

@awesomekidddo just make sure to click on the ad before you leave

[john5838]

@awesomekidddo I muted Bieber after 5 seconds, no i didn't click the ad

[stivenandcarmen4ever]

the girl is like oooo no oooo swhit

[7ItalianStallion]

oman i wanna put my turtle in there. lobster and crab served as dinner together, maybe they would set aside their differences and unite against the bigger threat.....now THAT would be epic ;)

[TheTechnoKitteh]

ROCK LOBSTER!!!!!!

[8BitPorygonGamer]

Crab after he won.

YEAAAAUUHH.

[StrikeTeam7]

Lie but nice to see cool pets

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

why is a crustacean eating another crustacean weird? its like one bug eating another except bigger and usually underwater.

[bobdoleca01]

rednecks love cheap entertainment

[DDRSolutions]

crap

[HASSDICH62]

bunch of fucking punk kids

[GaryRogan]

This is boring. It would have been interesting is it was a snapping turtle vs. a baby shark.

[pangaeatc]

how the heck is there a freaken lobster and a crap in fresh water . and wait . wait for it....... AND NOT EATING THE GOLD FISH

[death4496]

a waste of 2:11 minutes of my life!

[ustfu]

they both wear body armors.

[MonsterWatermelon]

this sux

[divinemilkman]

you dumb ppl, the crab belongs in salt water

[ultimatesoccer100]

thats rlly just annoying

[gostskull]

LOL SHE SOUNDS SO STONED!!!

[brachypelmadorian]

You said epic battle and there is no fight, they are just near each other ¬¬!

[romrayden]

Nothing happens in this video. It's terrible.

[sebaz1982]

YES, EPIC FAIL. no wonder you turn of thumbs and video rating. 

[ckv10947]

noisy la the girl

[timlamiam]

lol does the crab want to eat the lobster. neither of them has the means to eat each other.

[HKZtyle13oy]

im a cracker, im high cuz i smoke crack?

[HKZtyle13oy]

im a cracker im high cuz i smoke crack?

[MrJailbreakingGuy]

WHY DO U SWEAR ALL THE TIME!!! ITZ JUST A CRAB TOUCH A LOBSTER!!

[Soushkin]

You'll be judged soon as well. Death shall be your part, same goes for your family.

Judgement is near and your gods won't even bother to save you.

[lKingCobra]

ill put my razorback in that tank and see what happens

[THECRANKYPOODLE]

stupid crab fails at standing plus hes fat. lobster like grabs his bum

[THECRANKYPOODLE]

stupid crab fails at standing plus hes fat

[TheThing88]

"At birth they eat each other"

"Oh, that's cute."

Awesome response.

[1996BJH]

Crab: My rock biatch. lol

[madmaxxc45]

Have to watch it once to see if there's any action, which there wasn't any at all that's why it's boring.

[roflchops13]

CRAB BATTLE!!!

[metroracer1986]

1, thats a crawfish , 2. mine will kill yours

[deskset24]

Why do crabs look / seem so helpless? :(

[Cnormand5990]

this was the most disappointing video of all time

[sublimestudios]

i first 13 sec i laughed hahaha " is it tryna eat the lobster" " ididnt touch it " <--- lol

[TexasChessPlayer]

No epic battle here. Please move along folks....

[killosouth]

would they eat each other ir just fight for area?

[dheemahit]

epic(fail)battle

[ElectricPineapple79]

what a bunch of dumbasses

[craddlerock585]

that was gay

[ImNotHuman100055]

u want an epic with that fail?

[Occamed]

Well tbh I thought you posted this because something happened! Well it didn't and well done for wasting 2 minutes of my life and 24 and half years of mankind's, def Mantis Shrimp ftw!

[dsheroka]

i expected the lobster to win but I've come to the conclusion that they both lost

[DEADAIM000]

FACK U

[DEADAIM000]

FUCK.

[frankliu532]

did anyone win lol

[roju0229]

oh my god there were so fast in that fight it was like if they werent moving at all.(SARCAISM FOR THE FAGGOTS) :P.

[KnifeLover97]

oh how epic

[mythplatypuspwned]

cool

[RaulZito53]

loBSTER SAYS: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa IM DOOWN :((

[f5f6yy76]

Lol @ the way you respond to peoples comments

[metermill]

Not epic and not a battle...

[jgkeys1995]

Kingler vs crawdawnt who will win!

[dave8594]

lol funny conversations

[xxbleach52xx]

I clicked on this video because of the title "Epic Battle: Crab v. Lobster" lul.

[TEADRINKA]

the lobster and crap are like fuck its mien!!!!

[TheBULLET2246]

these animals are pussies like you got nothing on my white shark

[MoeDiggitynd11]

Thats not a lobster...its a crayfish.

[crazydave0866]

Look up the definition of Epic Looser. Yes, you got many views because you lied and mislead people.

[gotenksH13]

*sigh* i hate disapointment.

[oomkoen]

Show off about how good my video, with 20k visits. While there was no epic fights.

Indirect asking for comments. If you want comments so much. Do not be a baby and act like an adult.

Oh question: why can not rate this vid(Afraid of bad rates? haha, lol)

[RocketNothing]

Lol

[swimmerboy6]

c'mon crab beat the shit out of the lobster

[kkk345ify]

ithe the clash of the delicious gods

[Jfrancis722]

hod did you set p that aquarium?

[masturecheif]

You have got 54,700 viewscos as soon as you click on it it counts as a view you faggot

[mike1305]

@masturecheif cool story, bro

[masturecheif]

@mike1305 lol ur so tafun

[jackstein104]

@masturecheif lol you are a such a dipshit

[idonttouchkids]

@masturecheif actually once you watch 10 seconds of the video it counts as a view

[izzysaurus]

only if the two where ment to kill each other

[Thissiteisapain]

Best line of the year so far; "I've never heard of a crustacean eating another crustacean, thats just weird!" lmao. You ever hear of a shrimp eating a crab? Well its real. Look of all the Vs videos with the MANTIS SHRIMP........

[dreamslovesoul]

You guys do know that that's not a lobster, it's a crawfish. I'm guessing you guys aren't from the south of the U.S.?

[axorozzas]

These two should NOT be kept in the same aquarium! It's fun until one of them dies! and trust me it will, if not from attack then from stress. Can't you see how stressed out they are!

[sternenstaubdragon01]

loser



[golfmaniac007]

i'd eat the both of them

[Ytusha]

I agree with Drenagier, people think something will happen. Seeing as there is 52,156 views you have wasted 2 minutes and 10 seconds of all those's lifes.

If you make good videos people might care to subscribe, remember.

[Ytusha]

Oh my god, this is so friggen lame most boring video ive ever watched PLEASE start posting good videos instead so we watchers care to subscribe or something.

And i agree with Drenagier. People thinks something will happen.

[KisukeUraharaHat]

The girl in the background really needs to be quiet, I am trying to watch this..... epic battle... -_-

[enjoymentness]

LOBSTAR EES BIGGAH!!

[Rhinokool]

lol the fish is the referee

[Necrophite78]

very epic indeed!

[darkstar3211]

lobster fails epicly

[ljusdal82]

Epic fail!.. as stated earlier..

[XionicAlex]

was hoping for a little more but what ever

[IceMakKneeGrows]

Wow, what an annoying bitch, she should be cooking that lobster instead.

[goodvocalcover]

dumb crap and lobby eat the damn fish stupid

[jayzenstyle]

its more like an epic fail! lol

[TrevorMTopham]

based on japanese history????

[supermaletperson]

Yeah epic. This sure is an epic (phail) battle.

[Tinnesen89]

i bet my panther crab would kill guth and eat them both x)

[ruadosbandeirantes]

couple of high white people making some shitty case

[gvillegmcck]

@ruadosbandeirantes Yeah, those white people!! What's with those weirdo's?

[479Rod]

@ruadosbandeirantes troll

[vett3l0l]

hit his weakspot for massive damage!

[bastrop78418]

girl needs to shutup and get back in the kitchen.

[mike1305]

@bastrop78418 word

[MrOzzybrent]

@mike1305 LOL.. what the hell is up with all of these rude comments!? i thought the video had potential... meh

[Xerdocreisson]

@bastrop78418 True.

[nateRLs]

'I've never heard of a crustacean eating another crustacean..'. That is the most brainless thing I've ever heard. They eat others of THEIR OWN SPECIES! Of course they will eat each other.

[n16music]

lol epic turf war

[99BlackTiger]

i like it

[99BlackTiger]

LOL

[99BlackTiger]

LOL..........................

[99BlackTiger]

LOL..........................

[99BlackTiger]

LOL..........................

[Yari557]

because you say its a epic battle and its not so fuck you

[mike1305]

@Yari557 cry about it

[Yari557]

@mike1305 fu bitch

[ZorroTomas94]

that's cruel, the crab DOESN'T WANT to fight

[ZorroTomas94]

that's cruel, the crab DOESN'T WANT to fight

[An3ggPlant1]

They're dancing! ^_^

[l33thustla]

It doesn't look like seacrab, just fresh water crab ?

[LiittleFlame]

you like other people's mom so much?

[kenedoskeet]

Lol dumbass

[Drenagier]

It is boring cus nothing happens.

And it got 40k views cuz ppl think something actually HAPPENS.

[mike1305]

@Drenagier joke's on you bitch

[SuperSarutobisensei]

@mike1305 ur an asshole

[TheVideoGameFreak100]

@mike1305 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[thecowsreview]

@Drenagier shut the fuck up, you annoying prick.

[Drenagier]

It is boring cus nothing happens.

And it got 40k views cuz ppl think something actually HAPPENS. And some bug and watches it 10 times.

[special1fx]

Epic battle?

more like Epic Fail.

and btw you dont have to block me cause you would be wasting your time.

i aint gonna view this boring crap anymore

[mike1305]

@special1fx it's so terrible that you took four attempts to comment before realizing it needed moderator approval. 'Tard

[special1fx]

@mike1305 it was saying there was an error.

i didnt realize it was posting more than one.

my bad.

ill take my leave.

[mike1305]

@special1fx too bad your ass just got BLOCKED

[special1fx]

Epic battle?

more like Epic Fail.

and btw you dont have to block me cause you would be wasting your time.

i aint gonna view this boring crap anymore

[special1fx]

Epic battle?

more like Epic Fail.

and btw you dont have to block me cause you would be wasting your time.

i aint gonna view this boring shit anymore.

[special1fx]

Epic battle?

more like Epic Fail.

and btw you dont have to block me cause you would be wasting your time.

i aint gonna view this boring shit anymore.

[LiittleFlame]

there IS a train 0:35 ==

[OMGiTzJOE12]

The crab is HACKING!!!

[armemedia1]

lol in the backround i heard a train

[mike1305]

@armemedia1 that's just your mom.

[kenedoskeet]

@mike1305 And that was the stupidest comback ive ever heard dumbass

[mike1305]

@kenedoskeet if you're looking for some comeback, look in your mom's mouth

[barrowscasper12]

fight for the tower like thing begins x]

[erichoward15]

epic stupid

[mike1305]

@erichoward15 epic you just got blocked

[takingbackromance]

CLASH OF THE CRUSTACEANS

[metalBRAHH]

omfg, can you help the crab out? i feel bad watching him struggle! lol

[DarkenIvan]

how cute are these animals. and djor, your lobster molted and due to different minerals in the water, his new exoskeleton took on different coloration. he's fine.

[atworkguy]

Yawn ... fail!