Russell Brand & Noel Fielding - When Two Hairs Collide

[thed5production]

Lolwut

[bethspanswick]

It's weird how Russell keeps getting closer to Noel and Noel keeps moving away. I don't blame him :L

[unchainedheart]

This marks the first time I've ever considered a threesome.

[TearDroppedRuby]

Hang on.. According to Russell's auto-biography he's an only child, and if he doesn't have a brother who the hell has he shoved up his arse?

[Lovelyoldman]

Ball crushing jingle bells!

[PinkStrawberry6790]

i could watch this forever, i really could.

[HsonnyP]

i love how they got all that from a quite big microphone...

[andypandychatterbox]

they are so drunk :) oh how i love them <3

[ohmanitsmonday]

Russell looks ready to fuck Noel any minute.

[sockses]

i keep expecting them to kiss at any moment

[ellemint]

Oh how I do love these two.

[eightiesobsession]

My two favourite celebrity men together in the same room. They are both amazing. I would marry Noel he is sexy.x

[2750624]

The sexual tension between noel and russell is very tasty! I love how russ keeps putting his arm around noel and touching him etc..

Boys! get it out of the way and shag each other already! <3 :P

[Jullaan89]

aaaww these are my two favourite people!! +Jonathan Ross!

[sexiisunshine100]

Russell Brand+Noel Fielding equals sex on legsss!

[sexiisunshine100]

I foking lovee noel NOELGASMMM. you can so tell RB wants to shag him!! (who can blame him really?)

[gearsofwill9]

russle looks like a close talker and noel isnt likin it

[loveanpeace4eva]

I'd love to fuck these two. I finally think i believe in love at first sight. XD

[LucCole88]

Noel Fielding is a much funnier British glam-rock comedian!

[rachelsrealitycheck]

sexual tension much? wow

[liana1110]

They are just great..

[cmoz88]

Hahaha, so fucking amazing !

[TheABCB]

My two favourite people in one place. What more can you want?! 

[DanyloAndIvan]

These guys should make a show together!

[brettro11]

Makes me laugh every time

[misssandwichartist]

i would love to be able to carry out a fully fledged ramblesation with someone...but the few people that can stand me feel they simply have more reason to confirm that i am actually perversly retarded. so...that's why i'm here watching these here lovely ladies. ;D

[bombaymatt]

Its all kicking off in Camden, Just saw Noel dressed in a sombrero and a leotard, he is causing ruckus on the streets of Camden, hes got a slingshot and cotton wool and firing at police, someone said they saw saw him sticking rizla papers on mcdonalds windows, now he is throwing bits of tomato and lettuce on a police car and shouting BLT!!!!! Hes a rebel man!!!!

[charlotteBraillie]

@bombaymatt

Noel in a sombrero and leotard? Why didn't you take a picture??!!

[psycodollkiller666]

Russell looks two seconds from shagging Noel the whole time....

[aliteinthesky]

I clearly don't speak United Kingdom English well enough to understand half of what they said.

[OzTerri]

i will watch this again ... breefly .. leave soonnly .. then go offf again .. have a bit of aw a wank cos i luv these two till i get i get excited by my captors ... no wot i mean?

[mihkayluh]

You can tell that Russell has a huge man crush on Noel.

[charlotteBraillie]

@mihkayluh

I'm gonna quote Russell here:

"Were we to have sex, it would be me entering YOU."

[ladywolfblood99]

@mihkayluh i think all guys do ;)

[Mattmanuel]

The ramblings these two come up with are actually very intelligent

[MrMathewDuke]

@Mattmanuel Nope. Copper is more expensive than zinc

[mamaza3773]

@Mattmanuel lol... how is riding russell's brother with stockholm syndrome out of his anus remotely intellectual

[bombaymatt]

'charlottebraille talks shit, so does frogsplaypuke, theyre are bigger pair of twats than Brand and ugly boosh............Camden C**ts

[charlotteBraillie]

@bombaymatt

I also bought a leather coat in Camden because the salesman said it was so me, but now it's too hot to wear it.

[bombaymatt]

@charlotteBraillie You cheeky monkey, im defo not a chav yeah and i dont speak like one ennit....lol....I hate chavs, im never saying Well good or well anything from now on, i was in a rush is all, also all the argueing is just a bit of fun, i still dont find this clip funny though, however you was CharlotteBraille.

[charlotteBraillie]

@bombaymatt

Thank you, that's very decent of you. Mind you, I'd still slap you if I ever saw you, for having called Noel 'ugly Boosh'.

[bombaymatt]

@charlotteBraillie Im sorry, i meant Ugly Doosh....lol

[charlotteBraillie]

Come to think of it, I really got ripped off in Camden.

[ImKindaUnique]

It's hilarious how much shit those two talk when they're together!! Love it! LOL!

[markmarktarmann]

i was confused by their banter, not knowing their "real" stories, and only having seen the boosh and a couple of brand's films.

[bombaymatt]

@markmarktarmann Hey there, i will check out Wimbledon like you said, i dont find Russell Brand funny at all, he done a show once years ago where he went to clubs or rave interviewing people who were out of it, that was funny here and there, i dont like the stand up at all, as for the Ugly Boosh guy, i met him at the Trailer Park Boys gig at the Forum a few months back, me and my wife were drunk and i said oi ugly boosh wheres the funny one, wheres howard moon?? I met Bubbles, that was well cool

[frogsplayuke97]

@bombaymatt your a bit of a twat then?

[charlotteBraillie]

@frogsplayuke97

And a chav, "that was well cool".

[frogsplayuke97]

@charlotteBraillie ahaha yeah, don't think he went to school.:)

[bombaymatt]

@charlotteBraillie Checked your page, you know fuck all about comedy with your david chappelle bullshit, how am i a chav for saying the word COOL exactly, explain yourself you fucking moron, and whats your name all about, are you blind.....iz yew david blunkitt or sumfing???? All you people who like this are utter idiots, you really havent got a clue have you, i suppose you all go to Camden to look at these anmd jonny broing borrel, and all the other fuckwads, get a life wiv yo shit funniez.

[charlotteBraillie]

@bombaymatt

I can't believe I wrote that. It was late and maybe I had a little too much wine. It was not the word 'cool', but the fact that you used 'well' before an adjective. It reminded me of that Vicky girl from Little Britain.

Oh, and I was angry for you calling Noel 'the Ugly Boosh guy', now I remember!

Yes, I've been to Camden a couple of months ago, bought a pair of shoes there but I never wear them because they hurt.

[bombaymatt]

@frogsplayuke97 No, not atall, does this REALLY pass for comedy, if you think so, then you are the twat FOR REALZ, im not gonna kiss someones arse if i dont find them funny,, I was going to see Bubbles from trailer park boys, and the ugly boosh geezer was there, so i dissed him, what funny about drawing a face on an orange then making up a shit story about it, a 5 year old could do better, Russel, Noel and you frogspawn or whatever the fuck your name is are all twattie twat twats

[frogsplayuke97]

@bombaymatt um yes it passes for comedy, i think i'm backed up by the other 2,940 likes and 845,190 views there. :) i didn't say you had to kiss there ass :L and just 'cus noel was there means you have to diss him? ooh, sorry mate i bet your well hard. ;) i wouldn't wanna fuck with you! um i'm pretty sure a five year old c ould do that, bu they havn't noel has.. so it's funny. ;D and uh it's actually frogsplayuke97.. :) and um iquite like you way you call us all 'twattie twat twats'. big man. <3

[bombaymatt]

@frogsplayuke97 YES

[Kyolover12121212]

I love those teo. <3

[LaPlumeDeMaTante1]

I know Russell is better known world wide than Noel. But in the UK who's got the most fangirls between them? Or is it about 50/50?

[markmarktarmann]

check out noel wimbledon interview "boris becker mistakes noel fielding for a woman"

on digital spy. really funny.

[markmarktarmann]

too anglo specific humor for me. did nt get even one of their "witticisms". or maybe theyre just drunk or coked out and trying to comedy riff but end up running at the mouth about nothing really funny.

[charlotteBraillie]

@markmarktarmann

Now that you mention it, what they're saying is not that funny - anyone can talk nonsense like that. But there's something about Noel's delivery and timing which makes me laugh. Like that funny posh face he makes at 'almost of his own accord' or the use of slightly archaic sounding vocabulary like 'anally retain' . Don't really see what's anglo specific about it though.

[markmarktarmann]

@charlotteBraillie american comics bi, straight,full on poofters don't usually go on and on and on with anal-phallic jokes mics, horses & brothers up the ass.thought maybe this kind of "i am the cute confuser, are we gay or what?!" stuff was more a english style of joking.when palin asks john cleese the butch policeman if he'd like to go home with him it's funny becuz there's a set up.Here's two blokes who relish the confuser role a bit too much and work the riff WAY too long. cat flap?jeezus!

[charlotteBraillie]

@markmarktarmann

If you wanna compare this to a Monty Python sketch, may I remind you that this here is improvised so naturally it lacks the structure and quality of a written sketch. This is just two slightly drunk comedians backstage improvising away. Also I don't see at what point they're doing the confuser role. Someone casually saying he keeps his keys and his wallet up his anus is clearly just joking rather than trying to come off as sexually ambiguous.

[markmarktarmann]

@charlotteBraillie just saying one's funny, and this aint. starts with the huge mic up the ass and lubricants, stays up the ass til they ride out on a horse thru a cat flap. i know theyre doing it for the camera and just enjoying themselves, that's the context. but if you were in a bar or on a bus, and overheard two guys talking like this, you might wonder if they were gay or just fucking insane. and in any context its just not funny. i'd say, work out that routine at home first.

[charlotteBraillie]

@markmarktarmann

If I overheard two guys talking like this, I would immediately know they were kidding. Are you so unfamiliar with absurdism that you think someone is insane if they don't make sense? When you saw 'waiting for Godot' or read 'the metamorphosis' did you think : "what a load of crap, this writer was clearly on drugs or insane" ?

[markmarktarmann]

@charlotteBraillie read through the comments. many people really are "confused".

[missymoosical]

Perfect ending text: Protect the Human.

[BelphOwl]

@NottinghamForest22

Who asked your opinion?

Scab.

[sophiegoulopoulos]

Hahahaha. I have no idea what's going on

[preternaturalpixie]

what. are they on?

[OctiTube]

I kept expecting Russell to kiss Noal because of the way he was looking at him. I wish he had.

[4everdemented]

@OctiTube You , my friend , are not alone.

[NottinghamForest22]

they are both pricks.

[charlotteBraillie]

@NottinghamForest22

The question being: who's the biggest of the two?

[KHperson41]

"Ya bruvva . . ." pmsl

[LoveChemicals]

I always think they're gonna make out =]

[clearlogicify]

These guys always look like a gay couple when together ... in a good way.

[elina10987654321]

how does the convesation get there lol

[celinapaz1251]

Noel manages to make the phrase "anally retain" sound so beautiful. 

[charlotteBraillie]

Russell looks creepy in this one. He keeps getting in Noel's face and grabbing his shoulder for attention like some drunk homeless guy. Although, Noel looks pretty drunk as well...

[kokobutterbuns]

my lord...to be the jelly between those two nutters.

[ellenavvygibson]

I love these two!

[bekfry2]

I love Noels clothes. :D

[DiscoveringReason]

Amnesty International... PROTECT THE HUMAN

unintentionally the funniest part of the video

[LegendaryAdrenaline]

Seems like Noel is leading all the comedy here.

[0Passionate0]

Two of the greatest men of all time. If they don't make the history books, I'll be very surprized!!

Lol.

[0Passionate0]

@CrayolaCastle

They're both straight, they're just very good friends and the closeness of them is part of their humor-style...

[Dulcimerist]

I just saw Russell Bland on TV, and laughed so hard! 

[RedWolfCid]

press 4 3 2 6 5 1... lol

[katietwotone]

holy shit, that was genuinely entertaining...i could watch them talk about brothers in anal cavities and abdomens all day!!

[222catherine]

I read a really good article about Russell Brand on Blogger- it's called 'From Essex Boy to Hollywood Star, via Sex, Drugs and Stand up Comedy'.

I'm not joking, this is not spam!! Its a really good article about Russell Brand and his startling rise in Hollywood.

Only fro true Brand fans though!

[CrayolaCastle]

Russell is either drunk, naturally very flirty, or dying to kiss Noel (just look how he keeps looking at him and touching him). I'm voting all three.

[Gdev02]

@CrayolaCastle

Ahhhh thats what i was thinking.. i was like 'k any minute now russell is gonna grab the back of noels head and start snoggin him'!!!!! hahahaha and in fairness.... i wouldnt blame him cos noel is just PHWAAAOOORRR <3 <3

[RedWolfCid]

@CrayolaCastle 1:18

[vixvapourub]

adorable

[andrewparr69]

they are both very smart men.

[superkenalmighty]

If only every person was as smart and drunk as these two.

[johndjh]

@superkenalmighty russell was off the booze at this stage (believe it or not! :-)

[simondgrass]

@johndjh Rubbish! He was clearly off his nut!

[Qthinna]

love how every time noel tries to drink, he misses!

[Qthinna]

how drunk?

[UmILoveGoot]

laughing my bloody ass off

[ThisWickedBullShit]

Holy hot, it's overwhelming!;)

[jerrysizzler44]

noel - "he's got zinc mittens he thinks they're hooves"

so bizarre but exactly the right thing to say.

[MrKates]

Confusing... Yet highly arousing

[jrmetmoi]

These people need to finally go to bed...with each other!

[intentionallyawesome]

I knew what they were talking about from the first time. But I think I'm just a freak.

[IloveDeppxxx]

@intentionallyawesome I knew what they were talking about too ;) your not a freak, we just understand their perfect style of comedy ;) they are both geniuses ;) x

[DorianMauve]

Noel clearly enjoys hearing himself say that he wouldn't mind 'riding him out of Russell's anus '. Yes, we all get the picture, Noel, YOU would be on top.

[Mattrikson]

What?



[Hayleyquinnx]

I love the way that Russ looks at each Noel constantly throughout :')

[MrCorkBoard]

why doesn't my sparkly turtleneck look as spiffy as noel's?

[JustLoveForMe]

"If I had to anally retain that..."

What a way to start a video :')

[cars300sl]

i want to be a comedian but i have a similar sense of humour as noel but if i do similar jokes every one will say im just copying him :(

[TheTylerGeissler]

@cars300sl Who gives a fuck? If it's funny, then you're doin' your job.

[HarleyMaxJaggerMoon]

My heroes. <3

[destinyblackshadows]

OMG, sooo funny! Ah, who doesn't lov a bit of classic Russell + Noel? :D AWESOME!

[charlotteBraillie]

"Just willpower, Noel."

[Ganymedesbird]

I see Noel and all I can think is :"Oh, to mess up that hair ..."

Don't feel the same about Russell's hair, though.

[mirtagpa]

u were so awesome before u got married

[SSJ4Yujiro]

How can this video exist? I wasn't aware even the internet can contain the sheer awesome they emit just by being on screen together.

[starlollie]

@SSJ4Yujiro I know right??

[DAMNitsacrazyworld]

Legends <3

[fallingintocolors]

is it sad or scary that i actually understood exactly what they were saying.......

[XXstilletoXX]

Noel fan's who live in the UK ... vote for him to win lets dance for comic relief, tonight at 7.15 on bbc 1

[groovydolly]

Russell <3

[imaTARDis]

Love Noel. What a shit talker haha <3

[Vinoburns]

is it wrong tht i dnt wan2 c thm suck each other off n jus think tht (despite thm bein mad as hatters( in a good way)) thy r geniuinely funny as.......????????

[julzsecret3]

So are they gonna suck eachothers dick or what?

[hellonearth1066]

I just watched the intro about 12 times.

[designnow51]

Apparently alot of lesbian and gay people like these two folk

[jekari0]

@designnow51 Really? i just think they're extremelly talented witty people c: So are you implying that u are gay because u r watching this? (Not said in any harshness of tone in voice-but more of interest of topic ;] )

[designnow51]

@jekari0

Lol no, I'm not gay. I said that because I had no idea that so many people loved them and thought they were so attractive because I've read a lot of comments saying that they want them to kiss or about how sexy they are. And I agree with them being witty. Look at some comments on their videos and you'll get what I mean lol

[charlotteBraillie]

@designnow51

Why do you keep calling him 'lol' ? His alias is jekari. ROFL!!

[designnow51]

@charlotteBraillie

I don't mean to offend you at all but 'lol' means 'laugh out loud', I usually use it when I smile or I believe something to be funny. I used 'lol' twice ? Honestly, I'm confused but could you tell me where you're from. I'm just curious.

[charlotteBraillie]

@designnow51

I know what 'lol' means, darling, it was just a joke. Why are you curious to find out where I'm from? (I'm just curious)

[designnow51]

@charlotteBraillie

Haha, Well your German !

But I did laugh at your comment so thank you for that lol I mean 'charlotteBraillie',

[PAULLONDEN]

Alzheimers already ? Who the fuck started the "I'm Dutch " you little blooper.

A n a l 's the word here...you're right.

[Chameleam]

That was for Amnesty???

[MrEinZwei]

both of these are going to be so creepy when they get to 50 years old

[JakeSCANDALS]

Only these two guys can talk complete bullshit and still be funny and charming

[glamchampagne]

@XARABIAXx

I hate people who argue on youtube

But seriously

Your argument makes no sense and neither does your horrendous spelling

[kar88lina]

now i found this rather hard to follow... but it sounds amazing!

[evilmoif]

Brand looks like he wants to crawl into Fielding's mouth.

[lylelikesclouds]

@evilmoif I agree. A lot of us wouldn't mind seeing that :<

[XARABIAXx]

why they look like that they look weird

sorry but i never see ppl look like thim ever

and why he leave his hair a mess

? they Are Musicians right?

[kar88lina]

@XARABIAXx have you never seen people like that?? have you never been to camden??

[slapbangbongwa]

@XARABIAXx they are both comedians...And they just like to look like that as they are both a little weird, but thats why people love them :') x

[kassidur]

There was at least 30 times where it looked like Russell was going in for a kiss then stopped himself. Seriously. Ahahah.

[TheSweetyKins]

@kassidur I would pay for that.

[Naum70]

@kassidur I'm not blaming him....;)

[horhay14]

they want each other..

[0opsyDaisy]

am I the only one who absoloutley loves noel's teeth?

[chibiXtrash]

For fuck's sake just make out will ya! :P

[gracendabz]

This iz da funniest thing ive eva seen - they soooo should ave their own show

[spartac7]

Two coolest people on the planet, NUFF' SAID.

[aaronrushton1]

bahahahah couldnt stop laughing

[russellhowardfan101x]

Omg noel fielding ... A babe i love him x

[indietrust]

Noel voice sounds too deep, say it like vince....

[CJSizzle3713]

This is one of the most quick witted conversations I've ever heard! Brilliant! I watched it several times to be sure I didn't miss anything!!!

[scenester64]

Hahaha this is seriously one of the funniest conversations i've ever witnessed in my life.

[WizduMx]

they conveyed an important message there

[TheAbsterrjay]

riding red rum, right out of my anus... :') hahahhaahah!!!!

[chaarlotteW]

I want them as my best friends :')

[wachibonkgroup21]

some bromance...ehhhh?!! ; p

[TheTemporaryTemp]

After watching this about 12 times, I think I finally understand what they're talking about.

[Cruellty]

@TheTemporaryTemp i still don't know, but i think it isn't that bad 'cause i'm 14 and Dutch

[PAULLONDEN]

@TheTemporaryTemp What does that tell...maybe you've got too much fucking time ?