Jphone : Jewish iPhone

[plot267]

@philipmarie1854 mate that's a silly as saying that your place of worship belongs to the Chinese cause they gave u the materials needed to make it

[plot267]

@Gromitdog1 your a big fucking idiot don't ever speak like that again

[adir999]

lol

[Gromitdog1]

I'd love to have a Jphone but i'm afraid it would plant explosives in my house and then fly planes into it and blame it on muslims.

[lookhowcoolmynameis]

@Gromitdog1 im sure thats exactly what hammas does!

[floraszalai92]

:D My next phone

[dmwolf21]

what does it do, find great deals?

[NoaAvidan637]

IM JEW , and i have a Jphone ! :)

[philipmarie1854]

@NoaAvidan637 Strangely, J and I sound the same in Latin, as Latin has no J in it. So, Jphone all along?

[Atvishees]

Hey...

I want my Schnaps back!

[cutelittledoll]

Lol! I'd love a jphone!

[maneyamy16]

why are u guys making everything in a relijious way why cant we all just get along

[TAkabir]

If you are a Moslim..i understand...but if you are a Muslim then why are you using rude words against others.There are Muslims and there are Muslims - wanabees...the world is full of the second one.

[mrtundra45]

@EyCohen10 thats why you jews cant even build your own country..... go play dradle jew boy

[8stuMEL]

lehaim from israel with chchch and not hhhhh

[SoulElectricA]

stupid jew

[8stuMEL]

@SoulElectricA you are a stuiped jew

[SoulElectricA]

@8stuMEL shu tup faggot jew fuckin fag i burn u and piss on ur ashes u ashtray trash

[SoulElectricA]

@8stuMEL i burn u dumb piece of shit i burn u alive fuckin jew , u r nothing but ashes that i piss on i finish u worse than hitler u will wish u was hitler when i get done with u dumb piece of shit

[momolalaha]

dumb jews wnna b cool lyk them arabs ! Never gnna happen HAHAHAHAHA!

[gregtheogre]

@momolalaha you stupid shmuck... we already cooler... we don't have suicide bombers, we don't blow up buildings for no fuckin reason.... So shut you arab lover face, get your facts right, and sit down.... ;)

[TheStormchaser1]

@momolalaha Us Jews lived in peace with the Arabs, until Zionism came along. Zionists stole land and say it was Jewish homeland. Sorry we are supposed to live in exile. Zionists are abominations to GOD and GOD will send HIS wrath to Israel and Zionists and wipe them off the face of this planet. Your Semitic, I am Semitic, and Zionists are Anti-Semitic. Return Palestine to the Palestinians you Counterfeit Jews called Zionists.

[frodo0602]

@TheStormchaser1 I am a Jew, I am a Zionist. But that does not make me anti-Arab or Palestinian. I do believe the Palestinians deserve a nationality. However, there has NEVER been a Palestinian state. I am not against creating one. But that much must be clear, also 70% of Jordan is Palestinian. The Arab countries must own up to their treatment of the Palestinians just as much as we should. It's not all our fault. It's just history and facts. I pray for peace. Am Yisrael Chai!

[naamatt2]

@frodo0602

חג שמח :)

[mrtundra45]

jews are feminine.....

[zekaved]

WTF IS THAT??

[dfarmbrough]

@dingdongdannny No, Mitchell & Webb were employed by Apple to make the Apple adverts.

[roxas4222isme]

jew pod

[DrBuggles1]

@roxas4222isme Only plays Matisyahu and the sountrack to Fiddler on the Roof

[dfarmbrough]

Hahaha parodying those old Mitchell and Webb adverts :-)

[fatbob2011]

eric cartman.

[tiziouzou2000]

lakhaim in the hell? fucking j**

[93yoyo360]

@tiziouzou2000

muchamad rasul al shaitan

[Enclave2077]

@tiziouzou2000 -.-

[TheBoyFromNorfolk]

That was pretty good.

[ayalahdelly]

im getting  the jphone

[sheps1200]

how dare you refer to Johhny Walker as " a bottle of Schnapps."

[BigJalapeno]

Great! I'm so getting the jPhone! G-d bless Israel!

[barpli1998]

LE HAIM ^^

[Stella0105]

@MaDurga2008 Thaanks :)

[vikingWindmill]

@MaDurga2008

no

[MaDurga2008]

@vikingWindmill no, you're mistaking.

[vikingWindmill]

@MaDurga2008

no again.

[MaDurga2008]

@vikingWindmill u fat. ok

[vikingWindmill]

@MaDurga2008

I'm being called fat by an American. OH the irony!

[MaDurga2008]

@vikingWindmill stfu. if you want to get out, then you're free

[vikingWindmill]

@MaDurga2008

Yeah, thanks. I also have freedom of speech.

[MaDurga2008]

@vikingWindmill dude. you are gay man.

[vikingWindmill]

@MaDurga2008

You're gay and don't have a soul.

[edw798]

@MaDurga2008 YES WE ARE

[Sojourneer]

I liked it.

Trolls, back under the bridge.

[janeknr2]

the guy with the beard looks like a mountain goat

[harj2009]

Stupid advert in real life the jew would take ur money charge u 10 percent interest rate use the money to bribe ur govt into invading another country and kill thousands of ur citiozns In the process boycot isreal

[Mrjaguarpaw1]

@harj2009 You are right. So many stupid people don't know who zionist jews are..

[Tzalaf5731]

@Mrjaguarpaw1 A Punk Says What?

[Mrjaguarpaw1]

@DizzyFish300 Hmm i doubt you are Christian. if you are,  just know dirty jews killed your Christ.

Jews are vermin from the birth

They are truly scum of Earth

If you wanna to be free

Hang a jew rat on a tree

[Mrjaguarpaw1]

@DizzyFish300 Hmm dirty jew

[Mrjaguarpaw1]

JEWS SUCK!

[crankylifter]

The iPhone's acting sucks.

[RedsNMaduroMan]

@underhill1994 You......BLECH.

[dreamweb1984]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחי

[RebornLegacy]

guy in the blue shirt looks gay

[esmacer]

@RebornLegacy so what?

[RebornLegacy]

@esmacer

what! You have a problem with gay people

[esmacer]

@RebornLegacy You're asking me? Why would you even say something like "guy in the blue looks gay" in the first place...what do you think a GAY person LOOKS like?

[RebornLegacy]

@esmacer

They look like the guy in the blue shirt lol

[esmacer]

@RebornLegacy *sigh*

[cindikleincuomo]

@RebornLegacy And being or looking gay has WHAT to do with the video???

[volapuk49]

@RebornLegacy

Yeah, that is another reason to love him, you dumb shmuck.

[warriorxp111]

i thought it would be the tight phone

[gravedigr12]

does every jew come with schnaps or just the jew phones?

[JoanOfArc10]

@gravedigr12 sadly only the phones, I wish I had it built in

[majedo123]

morder

[AnddoX]

Too bad the iPhone is already Jewish.

[TheTransformersRocks]

@AnddoX Hmm, I think there is jewish edition.

[controlthechaos]

Im jewish. I laughed my ass off.

[SensitiveBarbarian]

not funny

[Gabriel0340]

Yofi

[SharpestNails]

I want one so badly >>

[B335430104]

לחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחיים



[DarkEichhoernchen]

ewwwwwwww jews

[aboriginallove]

i love jewish people :) ♥

[iTapedYou]

im jewish and i dont find find this offensive but i dont think its funny either

some people could get very angry

if your gonna make fun of a religion u mit as well make it funny

seriously, there is so much you culdve done with this

[wolfondhizzie]

I think it's the funniest thing that people think that we are the only cheap people. I can admit yes we like to save money, who doesn't in a economy like this? My brother works in the car buisness and the cheapest people are the Asian people buying the cars and the Indian's (no offense to anyone asian or indian.) Anyone can be cheap, anyone has the choice to save their money, so get your heads out of ur ass and stop listening to what your jew hating parents said to you.

[smiletehk]

lol where is the n phone you know nazi phone.

[simon1430]

lol Funny Idiot Jewish

[SharpestNails]

YES

I am so proud of my heritage now

[B335430104]

@SharpestNails ??



[9nxt]

i wish my iphone came with a bottle of shaps :(

[IDontGiveAFuckAtAll]

EXTERMINATE!!

[ThePokeyPictures]

this wasnt funny, just offensive

[SharpestNails]

@ThePokeyPictures Hey I'm jewish like EXTREMELY and Love this lol

Learn to laugh at yourself! I do it all the time :D

[B335430104]

@SharpestNails WHAT A RETARD

[ThePokeyPictures]

@ThePokeyPictures im jewish too and this just wasnt funny

[doglin82]

nobody is that Gentile...

[AliCologne1]

nice and now with the "killing innocent civilian freedom fighters on international sea" APP. 

[gg4ever100]

@AliCologne1 bbulshit...learn ur facts idiot

[Breeworkcuff]

I thought this video was cute and funny. :)But,what's with all the hate? Come on people, don't be ridiculous!! You give every other human on the planet a bad name. Just stop it. Really.

[elpioso]

hahaha, very funny! Shabat Shalom : ))

[dandiacalbody]

how much is a Jphone?

[ProudBlackMuslim22]

Jews aren't funny. Give up and stop trying to copy American comedy. Find better ways of trying to fit into American society and win "cool points" fags.

[tenniscutie366]

@ProudBlackMuslim22 well, what would u say if i told u Mel Brooks was jewish?

[ProudBlackMuslim22]

@tenniscutie366 Mel Brooks? I would repeat the exact same thing I said. Well anyways, thanks Jews, especially the ones at Goldman Sachs, who raped the American economy, no wonder you were thrown out of every country you stepped foot on, America should have took lessons from the Europeans.

[Lotrfan99]

@ProudBlackMuslim22 You know half of Europe wouldnt have been bankrupt and taken several centuries to get back on their feet, if the Spanish, French and English monarchs wouldnt have expelled the Jews. You just prove you dont know shit. Proud Black Muslim you are, smart you arent.

[negativeshot]

Well he says he's an Iphone, but common, hes a Jphone too... just look at him.

[saulgonzalezflores]

and remember dont eat pig.. y recuerden no comer cerdos.... pd. carlos slim es judio...

[illBeRoy]

Schnapps? That's a Red Label.

[XxOhMYGOTH42xX]

LOL!!

[kutvn]

let me guess it doesnt work on satarday

[yonniman719]

... He said that... He said "I don't work on Shabbos"

[mjc1377]

I have jewish friends and there my buddies,but on the other hand.. atheistic jews are giving the faithful jewish people a bad name. most atheistic jews run the media and Hollywood,Then we have zionism in the Israeli Government that has secular beliefs,and also They run the federal reserve -Alan greenspan and Ben bernanke-If America goes through another great depression I would feel really bad for those two

[xxxnaorxxx]

CH CH LOLOL

[Debbie321lopez]

But. Do rocks jew? Thats the question

[tenniscutie366]

@joshfoxx420 i'm jewish lol. and this is pretty funny. its racist but jewish racism jokes can sometimes be funny (i have to admit it) as long as they aren't too harsh

[doglin82]

@joshfoxx420 more like pleasantly neurotic, i would say :)

[amarshah69]

@joshfoxx420 really?

[bigapple10506]

Yaco32,What is the cause of your anti-semitism?

[ascool97]

you suck!

[DeadlySinner94]

they fuckin suck all they want is money and their bagels.

look up "mel gibson hates jews" that shit is jewlarious

[stormc1nd3r]

@DeadlySinner94:

That's a massive statement. You must have massive evidence to back it up. Let's see it?

Don't have any? Then STFU, jackass.

[nezaromar]

Enough Killing poor Palestinian. Zionist Jew are the real killer and the cause of all the problems in middle east.

[RockLives4u]

The history of the Mulim extremeists do not support your dumb statement.. Extremiest Muslims are worse than Hyenas and junk yard dogs..Case closed, you moron and functional illiterate..

[kamran500]

i agree

[bigapple10506]

nezaromar, JEWS AREN'T KILLERS.

[her32stay]

lol wow you must be blind deaf and stupid, so WTF was the attack on gazza strip than you dumb mo**ther F**KER, jews arnt killers man calling you dumb is purely a insult to dumb people, you brainless waste of life. its like taking me taking a gun and shooting you in the head, in front of a TV audience of millions and saying "hey I aint no killer man, he faking it its a lie I didn't do it, well actually I was defending my self"

[bigapple10506]

You really are a stupid asshole. The arabs are the fucking killers.

The "attack" on gaza was a defensive move, which was necessary, because of the ARAB terror.

You're the fucking brainless waste of space. go crawl back into your cave.

[her32stay]

Israel's offensive against Gaza last January was "a deliberately disproportionate attack designed to punish, humiliate and terrorise a civilian population", for which some Israelis should face "individual criminal responsibility", a UN investigation has found.

The inquiry rejected Israel's argument that the war was a response to Palestinian rocket fire and therefore an act of self-defence.

[illBeRoy]

@her32stay Do you honestly believe we're looking to "humiliate, terrorise and punish" civillians? What good would that do, remind me?

You guys are hypocrites. We could fucking nuke the whole strip in a matter of seconds and solve the Qassams problem but instead we went into operation with almost every precaution there is. You Americans invaded Afghanistan and Iraq and killed thousands, and they haven't been launching missiles at you daily

[TransFictionSwitch]

Well said my friend.

[illBeRoy]

@her32stay How can you say that it was not an act of self defense when alarms all around were screaming day and night because of that non-existing rocket fire? A thousand people died, out of a milion and half, most of them are hammas blokes. Where was the UN when 3k Iraqies died during the gulf war? When about 40k civilians died during a single bombing of Dresden? Give me a break, if those were justified wars, what's more justified than preventing a hostile force from keeping on shooting you?

[TransFictionSwitch]

Wait the same United Nations that stood silent while 6 million jews were burnt to death. No thanks.

[her32stay]

thats a quote from the guardian news paper uk, o by the way am from the UK thicko

[diarreacartman]

@bigapple10506: Maybe because they want back the land jews robbed them?

Terrorists and israeli, the same shit.

[ascool97]

what are you nuts! That is so not true!

[alek100]

why are the Hebrews so hatred it true Jews want to control and take over the world

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[YaNaYyyM]

לחייייייייייםםםםםם

[Noa28101991]

why everyone is posting the same comment..?! we got it...

[TheLandlordx]

lol l'chaim!!

חיים!

[eatcakebecuzitsgood2]

lol haha i would say thi is rude but im one of them so its okay

[PiercedAnonymous]

lol

[YouCheckmate]

Jphone.. i like to see Kphone (k=kike)

[bigapple10506]

fuck you.

For you, KKKPHONE.

[VegGuy4Evr]

LOL

[pulchritude92]

haha this is soooo cute!!

[sadiegoldberg]

Very good! maybe check out me doing Sadie Goldberg in "Listen With Jewish Mother"

[gekko030]

funny like it

[LMB222]

Lechaim CH CH CHA CHA CHA ;)

[horhay14]

haha

[rasbraa]

chhhh chhhhhhh..... leccccchhhhhaim!

greatness no doubt!

[Hachemx]

jajajajajajaja Cooool!!!

[MissyKwan]

Don't walk into that place LOL!!  Shalom!

[NinaKohenski104]

lol "Jewlarious!"

[samirgeagea12]

la khaym khkhkh, it's not only hilarious, it's jewlarious !!!

;))

Shalom aKHshav

[kittyhello4]

lol