the funny part is that everyone is laughing at the slip and no one noticed the blasphemy which was a bigger slip ,degenerate Freudian slip ,there is only one Holy that is Christ not any cow
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST you are messed up man... God gave us the Bible so we could learn to live lives pleasing to Him. We are not Saved by it. It is a guide book for our lives. It is not the mark of the beast.
@racerman246 Romans 8:9 But you are not in the flesh but in the spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the "bible" of Christ, he is none of his?? In the beginning was the "bible" and the "bible" was with God and the "bible" was God??
U messed up dude.....and Im glad 4 that, every time some fake preacher wanne be Gods Messanger and take advantage of poor people,he should be punish U see ur owen God fucked u up right thurrrr kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. ... 14 The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us.
(ie., God = The Word, the Word became flesh (Jesus). Therefore, God = Jesus). The end.
It really doesn't matter what bible preachers say, they are just actors with a script and are not born of the Spirit of Christ. They are deceived and are deceivers who are putting people's faith in the letter that kills instead of in the spirit that gives life.
@jmcinvale You are exactly right, I'm like Peter and John who were ignorant and unlearned men, but they were apostles of Jesus Christ and they would tell you the truth just like I'm telling you. You have 66 books in your hand authorized by a homosexual king James and if you continue to be controlled by this book instead of the Holy Ghost, you will have a bad day when you stand before Jesus Christ.
@jmcinvale There is no history book that is completely correct. The victors always write history and they all tell their side of the story. You can read American history and they don't like to tell you that George Washington owned slaves. Jesus built His church on the Holy Ghost. You can read the history book all you want but it will not save you. There are over 150 different denominations because of bible worshipers. People didn't have bibles for 1500 years after the crucifixion.
@jmcinvale It's easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.
The word camel should have been the word rope, it's a mistranslation from another language. You'll only find the truth in the Holy Spirit, that's why Jesus sent back the Holy Ghost. So search for God in the Spirit, don't waste your life looking for Him in a book.
@jmcinvale Here's your proof, take a bible to church and tear it up. Before you pay for your groceries or gas, tear up a bible. You'll learn why the President swears in on the bible and you'll learn that you are under the mark of the beast. It's my feeling that you won't have the power to do it, you'll be controlled by Satan with the bible all of your life and you'll spend eternity with Satan. You have believed a lie and now you are damned.
@jmcinvale You failed to mention tearing up the bible. You know that when you tear one up you'll lose your life as you know it. You'll be kicked out of society, you do not want to suffer that much for Jesus. This reveals that you are controlled by a book, Satan has you in an illusion. Jesus sent back the Holy Ghost. You'll remember these words through eternity. This is a word from God; THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
If I tore up a Bible life as I know it would not end. You obviously don't live in the USA. Sad to say it, but here if someone tears up a Bible hardly anyone would notice and even less would care.
I will never tear up a Bible because it is God's Word and to do so would be to blaspheme God himself.
No book controls me. I follow what The Bible says because it is absolute truth.
I asked you earlier to produce hard evidence as to why you think The Bible is the mark of the beast and you have yet to do so which means that either A you don't know why you believe as you do or B there is no evidence to back up your claim.
That said if you can absolutely without a doubt prove to me that God himself has told you that The Bible is the mark of the beast I'll believe you. If you cannot then that means you are severely misguided.
@jmcinvale And the first went and poured out his vial upon the earth and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast and upon them which worshiped his image.
Start looking for cancer, diabetes etc. Jesus died so you could have the Holy Ghost and you chose a book.
The coward never started, the weak fell by the way, only the brave made it through, they were called Christians.
The reason they put you in jail is because you tore up the Bible which was inspired by God himself being that God used forty authors to write the Bible. Now you tell me how forty different authors over many years can all agree with each other and there not be one mistake in what the forty different authors wrote if God did not inspire it.
If you go to church then your denomination has you severely misguided.
I doubt very seriously that you are a true Christian. No person who has accepted Jesus as his Lord and Savior would ever dare consider The Bible as the mark of the beast.
You need Jesus. Repent of your sins, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Now is the time for salvation. Do not delay lest you die without Jesus and be condemned to a devil's hell for all eternity.
@jmcinvale You don't know the difference between the old covenant and the new covenant. The old covenant was Holy Scriptures and the people with Holy Scriptures killed Jesus. God had their temple torn down, the ark of the covenant destroyed and changed the covenant. We are the epistles of Christ written not with ink but with the Spirit of the Living God.
@juanmanuelalaman You can't keep the law, the Jews had Holy Scriptures and they crucified Jesus. The Jews had Holy Scriptures and they stoned Stephen to death. That's why Jesus sent the Holy Ghost. Satan can't use the Holy Ghost, but he can use the scriptures. No man can say Jesus is Lord except by the Holy Ghost. If a book could have saved us Jesus wouldn't have came to die. You cannot KNOW Jesus by a book, You MUST worship Him in the Spirit. You need the Holy Ghost.
@juanmanuelalaman Do you understand the word ciego? That's what you are, you think Jesus died on the cross to send us back a history book. The people that killed Him had holy scriptures. No man can say Jesus is Lord except by the Holy Ghost. John was in the spirit and got the Revelation. If you are going to stand before Jesus with a book, you need to learn air conditioning.
@TheFireball100 Romans 8:9 But you are not in the flesh but in the spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the "bible" of Christ, he is none of his?? In the beginning was the "bible" and the "bible" was with God and the "bible" was God??
that is not a church, sadly protestants think "church" is a jam band with a motivational speak. Protestants and catholics should come back to the true church and for get all of this silliness about Original sin and Jesus dying as a blood payment for personal sin.
@Peteromich the only church that christ himself founded the group that were first called "christian" in the holy city. The church I speak of is The Church. I am Syriac/Antiochian Orthodox but we have many sister churches all being of The One True Apostlic Church which are called Coptic, Russian, Greek, Serbian. the church I speak of is the Eastern Orthodox church sometimes called Oriental Orthodox some follow 3councils some follow 7. We are the oldest church because we are the first
@joyinlife100 Saul Saul why are you persecuting me?, The church is the bride of christ and Christ and the church are one. just as man and woman become one. Why did Jesus say me when Saul was persecuting the church? There is only one church, one baptism, one christ, one G-d. Peace to you I hope you find your way home. Please come home
LMFAO - that was funny. There's nothing wrong with tits. Who told you you were naked? Gen: 3:11. He should have taken his shirt off and pinced some tits for the laughs. Most "Christians" are way-too-up-tight and go for rules over common sense. At least this guy laughed about it. Then again what else could he do?
Industrial perhaps in that He created mankind and imbued us with certain knkowledge and so on....! Lesbian no! I don't play into the Feminine Goddess thing so for me God is a He! I mean just imagine if God were a woman, and once a month had menstrual cramps/PMS!! The Earth would be destroyed at least once every month and then recreated once a month when the pms was under control again! No not a lesbian!! As for this preacher dude, wow! His face went all Oh Sh--! I can't believe I said that!! lol
Whatever, dude.... I guess you're God and can see inside his soul..... I'm not interested in continuing a conversation with someone so judgmental, so don't bother replying.
@dramamamaof2 Im not hiding behind no keyboard bro. If you would like to see me on this matter drop a note behind the scenes. Anyway, maybe the drugs joke was a bit to harsh but what was clear is that he was led by a "spirit" other than the "holy spirit". Its ok, i prayed for him.
I love how he said "I hope it's not taped or I'll be out of a job" ... It's just a job for him, a mean of revenue income, it has nothing to do with God or a cause, his "JOB" is to give people what they want, some blah blah about God.
This fool aint got nothin! Erybody makes fuckin mistakes man, no need to get all retarded bout it! Chill man, you preachin about bullshit nyways. Don hate on the bruthas. Peace 11inch
He meant it. He cheapened the Word of GOD to make a crass sexual remark so he could get laughs. Guys like this are part of the problem - part and parcel of the emergent church movement...not only the gospel, but get your crass jokes here as well!
HYPOCRITES...ALL...he is human....he tweaks tits all the time probably....what's is wrong with telling the church about normal desire. Lot pinched HIS tits, though....that's just weird. However, if he was wearing a Boa...now that's a different story. Did they have clothespins back then?
@jimaniay you are going to regret ever saying that, it's obvious to me that you don't even know God, if you did you wouldn't be saying that.......may God forgive you
@lana41derful God is my friend. We go fishing together , sometimes we have sexual intercourse,...You can become his friend too, thus you would avoid killing people in His name
@icthruu4evr Not really. He's just a goofy dude. Come on, someone who gets that embarrassed when he makes a mistake like that can't mean that you couldn't trust him.
Lot chose to go pinch his tits. He could have done it a better way, but no. That was the fateful decision. LMAO I freaking lose it everytime he says it
@0jrhindo Hey, idiot. He said that because he was censoring himself. He could have said "holy shit." Calm the hell down. Seriously, are you from the damn Phelps group?
@0jrhindo Other ways to censor certain words include Goddang, for crying out loud shoot, shucks, crud, fudge...need I go on? Get a grip, for crying out loud!
Haha His face is priceless. His eyes got sooo big .
" I hope this isnt on video tape"
480,000 views later.....
bellusdiem07 5 days ago
the funny part is that everyone is laughing at the slip and no one noticed the blasphemy which was a bigger slip ,degenerate Freudian slip ,there is only one Holy that is Christ not any cow
roxfoot 2 weeks ago
is he high?
luisonia1218 2 weeks ago
@SinnersGoToHell And your faggot ass wonders why people laugh at Christians! Besides, nobody can take your speeches seriously either.
AustriaRollerblading 2 weeks ago
that was funny i turned blue in the face! :)
TheGohanss4 3 weeks ago
Crazylegokid27.That is very funny video it is very likely that that video will be in the top tens!
crazylegokid27 4 weeks ago
I don't know about a preacher to even think about Pinching tits before saying it. Beware of false preachers.
itsmontismusic 1 month ago
He put tits on men too, some could use some support in that area.
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@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST you are messed up man... God gave us the Bible so we could learn to live lives pleasing to Him. We are not Saved by it. It is a guide book for our lives. It is not the mark of the beast.
racerman246 1 month ago
@racerman246 Romans 8:9 But you are not in the flesh but in the spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the "bible" of Christ, he is none of his?? In the beginning was the "bible" and the "bible" was with God and the "bible" was God??
Don't you see how silly you sound??
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 1 month ago
Aw at least he laughed about it. (Just like most people laugh when you talk about Noah`s Ark with a straight face) xx
ilikezappa 1 month ago
do you really talk like that to people in your church?? oh my
Jenmag1 1 month ago
i bet this guy had the image of tits... how negative.. then again may he did mess up. he ws so embrassed
Jenmag1 1 month ago
U messed up dude.....and Im glad 4 that, every time some fake preacher wanne be Gods Messanger and take advantage of poor people,he should be punish U see ur owen God fucked u up right thurrrr kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ak47eier 2 months ago
All u religion people are corrapt motherfucker! kkkkkkkkkkkk
Ak47eier 2 months ago
and to add that, he says HOLY COW
kennyplay 2 months ago
Whhen He messed up HIS FACE wus like "Who stole mah taco?!?!"
slyer234 2 months ago
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. ... 14 The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us.
(ie., God = The Word, the Word became flesh (Jesus). Therefore, God = Jesus). The end.
MrGregkdeal 2 months ago
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Only one God
mots8716 2 months ago
I wonder how many of the females were dressed in rather revealing clothing at that service? That could have got his mind on pinching tits.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
He also slipped up by saying my god.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
The Soddom and Gamorah jumped on his tongue! LOL
24okay 2 months ago
this preacher needs a long roooootttt
baralah 3 months ago
since when did preaching become a job n how can u lose it...if the lord anoints u to minister thts that
hotgyal08 3 months ago
@hotgyal08 uhh because the church can fire you..duh
haleygoeswhoohoo 3 months ago
It really doesn't matter what bible preachers say, they are just actors with a script and are not born of the Spirit of Christ. They are deceived and are deceivers who are putting people's faith in the letter that kills instead of in the spirit that gives life.
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 3 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
Where do you get that from. Your statement makes you seem like an uneducated fool.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale You are exactly right, I'm like Peter and John who were ignorant and unlearned men, but they were apostles of Jesus Christ and they would tell you the truth just like I'm telling you. You have 66 books in your hand authorized by a homosexual king James and if you continue to be controlled by this book instead of the Holy Ghost, you will have a bad day when you stand before Jesus Christ.
So you see, you can learn a lot from a dummy.
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
So which version of The Bible is correct according to you?
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale There is no history book that is completely correct. The victors always write history and they all tell their side of the story. You can read American history and they don't like to tell you that George Washington owned slaves. Jesus built His church on the Holy Ghost. You can read the history book all you want but it will not save you. There are over 150 different denominations because of bible worshipers. People didn't have bibles for 1500 years after the crucifixion.
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
So are you saying that no Bible is 100% correct then?
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale It's easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.
The word camel should have been the word rope, it's a mistranslation from another language. You'll only find the truth in the Holy Spirit, that's why Jesus sent back the Holy Ghost. So search for God in the Spirit, don't waste your life looking for Him in a book.
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
You have any proof that it is a mistranslation?
I want you to provide hard evidence that what you say is true otherwise don't talk to me any more.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale Here's your proof, take a bible to church and tear it up. Before you pay for your groceries or gas, tear up a bible. You'll learn why the President swears in on the bible and you'll learn that you are under the mark of the beast. It's my feeling that you won't have the power to do it, you'll be controlled by Satan with the bible all of your life and you'll spend eternity with Satan. You have believed a lie and now you are damned.
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
You got it all backwards.
I am a christian saved by faith in Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior.
You are being misled by Satan himself.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale You failed to mention tearing up the bible. You know that when you tear one up you'll lose your life as you know it. You'll be kicked out of society, you do not want to suffer that much for Jesus. This reveals that you are controlled by a book, Satan has you in an illusion. Jesus sent back the Holy Ghost. You'll remember these words through eternity. This is a word from God; THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
If I tore up a Bible life as I know it would not end. You obviously don't live in the USA. Sad to say it, but here if someone tears up a Bible hardly anyone would notice and even less would care.
I will never tear up a Bible because it is God's Word and to do so would be to blaspheme God himself.
You go to a church?
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
Also sad to say, but some would even go so far as to praise the person who tore up a Bible.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale
No book controls me. I follow what The Bible says because it is absolute truth.
I asked you earlier to produce hard evidence as to why you think The Bible is the mark of the beast and you have yet to do so which means that either A you don't know why you believe as you do or B there is no evidence to back up your claim.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
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@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
That said if you can absolutely without a doubt prove to me that God himself has told you that The Bible is the mark of the beast I'll believe you. If you cannot then that means you are severely misguided.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale And the first went and poured out his vial upon the earth and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast and upon them which worshiped his image.
Start looking for cancer, diabetes etc. Jesus died so you could have the Holy Ghost and you chose a book.
The coward never started, the weak fell by the way, only the brave made it through, they were called Christians.
I tore up a bible and they put me in jail.
The BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
The reason they put you in jail is because you tore up the Bible which was inspired by God himself being that God used forty authors to write the Bible. Now you tell me how forty different authors over many years can all agree with each other and there not be one mistake in what the forty different authors wrote if God did not inspire it.
If you go to church then your denomination has you severely misguided.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST
I doubt very seriously that you are a true Christian. No person who has accepted Jesus as his Lord and Savior would ever dare consider The Bible as the mark of the beast.
You need Jesus. Repent of your sins, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Now is the time for salvation. Do not delay lest you die without Jesus and be condemned to a devil's hell for all eternity.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale You don't know the difference between the old covenant and the new covenant. The old covenant was Holy Scriptures and the people with Holy Scriptures killed Jesus. God had their temple torn down, the ark of the covenant destroyed and changed the covenant. We are the epistles of Christ written not with ink but with the Spirit of the Living God.
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST John 12:48 12:48. Jesus words. (yes,ink, so that no1 can change what he said)
juanmanuelalaman 2 months ago
@juanmanuelalaman You can't keep the law, the Jews had Holy Scriptures and they crucified Jesus. The Jews had Holy Scriptures and they stoned Stephen to death. That's why Jesus sent the Holy Ghost. Satan can't use the Holy Ghost, but he can use the scriptures. No man can say Jesus is Lord except by the Holy Ghost. If a book could have saved us Jesus wouldn't have came to die. You cannot KNOW Jesus by a book, You MUST worship Him in the Spirit. You need the Holy Ghost.
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST i got the Holy Spirit. Ghost? wt??? so i need gasparin?
Jesus never talk about a Holy "ghost".
In fact: You know jesus, right? how you know jesus? Yes! you know the existance of God-Jesus-Holy Spirit Thanks to the Bible.
Jesus says; He who rejects me and not receives my words has a judge: the word that I have spoken will judge him on that final day.
Sorry. i have a bad english.
I have no more to say
juanmanuelalaman 2 months ago
@juanmanuelalaman Do you understand the word ciego? That's what you are, you think Jesus died on the cross to send us back a history book. The people that killed Him had holy scriptures. No man can say Jesus is Lord except by the Holy Ghost. John was in the spirit and got the Revelation. If you are going to stand before Jesus with a book, you need to learn air conditioning.
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 2 months ago
@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST Oh I hope you get cleared up before judgment day man. :(
TheFireball100 1 month ago
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@TheFireball100 Romans 8:9 But you are not in the flesh but in the spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the "bible" of Christ, he is none of his?? In the beginning was the "bible" and the "bible" was with God and the "bible" was God??
Don't you see how silly you sound??
THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
BIBLEisMARKofBEAST 1 month ago
I'm sure he went home and pinched his tits...
exp9r 3 months ago
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Frued!!!
MissGeorgia1994 3 months ago
The hand motions don't help...
OrangeKyle91 3 months ago
What is really funny is his hair. Somebody please buy this guy a comb.
warningsofwrath 3 months ago
Wow so embarrassing............. ;O
gvassi17 3 months ago
did he say piss and shit?
7466309change 3 months ago
What an asshole.
KarenAnne1277 3 months ago
Fake. Watch how careful he was to say it wrong. Plus a shitty Chris Farley impression afterwards.
VerminHerman 3 months ago
Talking about taking the name of the Lord in vain... From the abundance of the heart... the mouth speaks...
Tecunuman007 4 months ago
His facial expression is priceless, the moment he realizes what he said!
scotthorlbeck 4 months ago
that is not a church, sadly protestants think "church" is a jam band with a motivational speak. Protestants and catholics should come back to the true church and for get all of this silliness about Original sin and Jesus dying as a blood payment for personal sin.
JohnTheHutDweller 4 months ago in playlist a b
@JohnTheHutDweller And what church might that be?
Peteromich 3 months ago
@Peteromich the only church that christ himself founded the group that were first called "christian" in the holy city. The church I speak of is The Church. I am Syriac/Antiochian Orthodox but we have many sister churches all being of The One True Apostlic Church which are called Coptic, Russian, Greek, Serbian. the church I speak of is the Eastern Orthodox church sometimes called Oriental Orthodox some follow 3councils some follow 7. We are the oldest church because we are the first
JohnTheHutDweller 3 months ago
christians=follow of christ
church=a temple=person and or a biulding
follower of christ= salvation through accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior
Religion=seperating of the church(people)
Jesus=Savior= eternal life
joyinlife100 3 months ago
@joyinlife100 yea yea, you keep your head stuck in a bubble while the world moves forward
PdishmonkeyJJ 3 months ago
@joyinlife100 Saul Saul why are you persecuting me?, The church is the bride of christ and Christ and the church are one. just as man and woman become one. Why did Jesus say me when Saul was persecuting the church? There is only one church, one baptism, one christ, one G-d. Peace to you I hope you find your way home. Please come home
JohnTheHutDweller 3 months ago
@joyinlife100
I agree with you. Not sure what the other two are saying.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@JohnTheHutDweller
Everyone says their church/denomination is the only right church.
I believe that the only right church is a church that interprets the Bible the way it is meant to be interpreted and believes all of The Bible.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@JohnTheHutDweller
I agree. A church with what basically amounts to a rock band is not a real church.
jmcinvale 2 months ago
@jmcinvale thank you
JohnTheHutDweller 2 months ago
The funniest part is he was probably looking at some big tits in the audience when he said it lol...
Triathlete5551 4 months ago
0:11
DoolittleKid 4 months ago
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Ron Paul 2012!!!!
0bamasmama 4 months ago
LOL!!!
reginaDexant 4 months ago
he looked like he was going to have a break down
username7046 4 months ago
LMFAO - that was funny. There's nothing wrong with tits. Who told you you were naked? Gen: 3:11. He should have taken his shirt off and pinced some tits for the laughs. Most "Christians" are way-too-up-tight and go for rules over common sense. At least this guy laughed about it. Then again what else could he do?
reitze01 4 months ago
"Pinching tits" can often lead to "Pitching a tent".
sickJLSrecords 4 months ago 7
Pinch his tits. That was the best thing I have ever heard in church.
godsimaginery74 4 months ago
"Pitching a tent" is just as dirty as "pinching tits" in my book!
macrent2 4 months ago 2
man what are you doing there? thats why people have a bad comcepto of the church.
minor25 4 months ago
@minor25 why, because this guy shows he and all christians are all just human too.
zorro2691 4 months ago
@minor25
zorro2691 4 months ago
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His eyes he said that was funny!!!!!!!LOL
NineLivesfan1 4 months ago
Roid mental effect
saigondj 4 months ago
oops lol
TheViolentBuddha 4 months ago
Maybe God forced him to reveal what was really on his mind. ....maybe. False prophet, anyone?
walenski2404 4 months ago
HAHA aww :)
wasteofspace1234 4 months ago
Industrial perhaps in that He created mankind and imbued us with certain knkowledge and so on....! Lesbian no! I don't play into the Feminine Goddess thing so for me God is a He! I mean just imagine if God were a woman, and once a month had menstrual cramps/PMS!! The Earth would be destroyed at least once every month and then recreated once a month when the pms was under control again! No not a lesbian!! As for this preacher dude, wow! His face went all Oh Sh--! I can't believe I said that!! lol
conshuscriterion 4 months ago
God is an industrial lesbian. Discuss.
mheslop 4 months ago
0:10 I like how he widens his eyes i was like laughin out of my mind!
slyer234 4 months ago
i seriously think this guy might have some sort of disability
CakesnakeFilms 4 months ago
Seriously deluded slightly psychopathic..but funny..:)
MissPraecipua 4 months ago
Dispite his slipup I dont think he makes a good preacher. Time for another job.
Shakrok 4 months ago
Where in the Bible does it talk about pinching tits?
ThatguyNice 5 months ago 7
@ThatguyNice most of it is about depraved things like sex slavery violence and of course pinching tits
CakesnakeFilms 4 months ago
press 9 rapidly
soccermomy 5 months ago 6
@soccermomy LMAO
ItwaterDAME 3 months ago
Whatever, dude.... I guess you're God and can see inside his soul..... I'm not interested in continuing a conversation with someone so judgmental, so don't bother replying.
dramamamaof2 5 months ago
@dramamamaof2 Im not hiding behind no keyboard bro. If you would like to see me on this matter drop a note behind the scenes. Anyway, maybe the drugs joke was a bit to harsh but what was clear is that he was led by a "spirit" other than the "holy spirit". Its ok, i prayed for him.
ceerocky 5 months ago
I love how he said "I hope it's not taped or I'll be out of a job" ... It's just a job for him, a mean of revenue income, it has nothing to do with God or a cause, his "JOB" is to give people what they want, some blah blah about God.
toastm4n 5 months ago
@toastm4n that, or maybe he was just making a joke. let's not jump to conclusions now. :)
lukethreesix 4 months ago
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How is pitching a tent better than pinching tits? Normally they go hand in hand. haha.
VoiceOfReason11000 5 months ago
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VoiceOfReason11000 5 months ago
Seems like he just snorted a line.
Cjl99 5 months ago
PINCHING HIS TIT
STLOUIS40miles 5 months ago
Love the "Oh, crap" look on his face. XD
yukifan23 5 months ago
A whole career of righteousness down the drain...
BH3734 5 months ago
BITCH TITS!
see? harmless
MrMdarnell09 5 months ago
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Ravenous11yt 5 months ago
Holy Cow????? Pinh His Tits ?????? O dear.
brightmasihministry 5 months ago
This fool aint got nothin! Erybody makes fuckin mistakes man, no need to get all retarded bout it! Chill man, you preachin about bullshit nyways. Don hate on the bruthas. Peace 11inch
11inchforever 5 months ago
@11inchforever u are very stupid
glove1121 5 months ago
"Pinch his tits".... Nothin' obscene about that, it's just man-tits...if he would've said "Her" then it wouldd've been a different story
NixxerJixxerWixxer 5 months ago
I'll bet there was a large breasted woman in the front row.
ooopapamowmow 5 months ago
lol... The human mind is powerful.
CMane 5 months ago
He acts like a stand up comic
skinnydog131 5 months ago
its almost like he stops talking but the rest just comes out despite him stopping, and his shocked face is gr8!
WrestlingAGW 5 months ago
hahahahahahaha! awww thats funny! hahahaha !
Isaiah26th 6 months ago
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msanderson890 6 months ago
think at .56 he almost says im fucked..now that would be a bad ass slip of the tongue
chris38355 6 months ago
He meant it. He cheapened the Word of GOD to make a crass sexual remark so he could get laughs. Guys like this are part of the problem - part and parcel of the emergent church movement...not only the gospel, but get your crass jokes here as well!
RPM11111 6 months ago
Lol, while I'm a christian... this is funny.
TheWolfGalaxy 6 months ago 2
Roid Rage
Danny2Lisa 6 months ago
It is on video and has over 400 thousand views. Lol
9971explorer 6 months ago
Wow tht was hilarious!!
robert194277 6 months ago
Stupid meatheads 4 Jesus
9886635574 6 months ago
Omg...that was so funny
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MomNeedsYou 6 months ago
LMBO!!! HE COULDN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE, CZ HE KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!
kay3765 6 months ago
stoner white guy on half baked. this would be his pot smoking religious brother
250honda 6 months ago
HYPOCRITES...ALL...he is human....he tweaks tits all the time probably....what's is wrong with telling the church about normal desire. Lot pinched HIS tits, though....that's just weird. However, if he was wearing a Boa...now that's a different story. Did they have clothespins back then?
BRIERFOX 6 months ago
He wanna fuck God 's tits
jimaniay 6 months ago
@jimaniay you are going to regret ever saying that, it's obvious to me that you don't even know God, if you did you wouldn't be saying that.......may God forgive you
lana41derful 6 months ago
@lana41derful God is my friend. We go fishing together , sometimes we have sexual intercourse,...You can become his friend too, thus you would avoid killing people in His name
jimaniay 6 months ago
@lana41derful I will be praying for you...God bless
lana41derful 6 months ago
@icthruu4evr Not really. He's just a goofy dude. Come on, someone who gets that embarrassed when he makes a mistake like that can't mean that you couldn't trust him.
johncraig1379 6 months ago
it was a mistake....god bless him
holywar911 6 months ago
SO CUTE.....LOL
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berto13579 7 months ago
ahahahahaha !
JohnsonKayla12 7 months ago
Not Jesus' way!
MishaTandler 7 months ago
66 People don't have jobs because they had a slip of the tongue whilst preaching.
TheWilfMott 7 months ago
That preacher is childish.
mooers777 7 months ago
Jesus, what a NUT!!!
FreeFavl 7 months ago
Lot chose to go pinch his tits. He could have done it a better way, but no. That was the fateful decision. LMAO I freaking lose it everytime he says it
420Cecill 7 months ago
Not only was Elli filming it, She put it on Youtube.
And for that we thank you.
(Catch the reference?) ;)
KershawIII 7 months ago
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1ptate 7 months ago
this is why I don't fuck with the Church
nintendo007 7 months ago
I feel sorry for the dude, but...man. He sure entertained some people at least.
drummerboyfromspace 7 months ago
is this a church? or a comedy bar?
gagoshay 7 months ago
0:11 his eyes...LOL
thesparker15 7 months ago
Freudian slip XD
taliesin939939 7 months ago 18
I hope this isn't on video tape LOL, you on youtube son and got over 400,000ppl seein your epic fail muuahahhaa
ViperRob42 7 months ago 3
I cannot keep a straight face watching this
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kamikazefluxe 7 months ago
"Pick friends who are gonna lead you to STOP LAUGHING!"
JesusFreak77753 8 months ago 26
LOL...that was funny
hellokitty35100 8 months ago
Priceless!
Soon2BRev 8 months ago
I hope this isn't in the videotape cos I will have no job ! Its all about money
MrCobra811 8 months ago
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PoreoNoodleQuest787 8 months ago
@MrCobra811 nope everyone has to work to live.
yungblackcat 7 months ago
His eyes are priceless! He tried sooo hard to keep going. Gotta love the guy!
SusDgs 8 months ago 3
When I read about Sodom and Gomorrah in my early years, I pitched a tent.
TheouAegis 8 months ago
Took me a small bit to get the joke!
K2SonicFan 8 months ago
"...HOLY COW!!..." Funny, he doesn't look Indian.
schladmingman 8 months ago 2
He gets embarrassed by saying pitching tits but not when saying holy cow. Respect holyness or GTFO!
0jrhindo 8 months ago
@0jrhindo Hey, idiot. He said that because he was censoring himself. He could have said "holy shit." Calm the hell down. Seriously, are you from the damn Phelps group?
johncraig1379 6 months ago
@0jrhindo Other ways to censor certain words include Goddang, for crying out loud shoot, shucks, crud, fudge...need I go on? Get a grip, for crying out loud!
johncraig1379 6 months ago
too funny
TheRenegadeAssassin 8 months ago
He sucks
castillo2053 8 months ago
he gets redder and redder throughout the video.loool
RoxyyBrown 8 months ago
Would "pitch his tent" be any less inappropriate?
mbenoni7 8 months ago 3
Two words: body-language... HAHAHAHAHA!!!
JakeFrierson 8 months ago
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny
bloominpen 8 months ago
"i hope this isnt on video tape" .....2 late man...
msnoahxlukefan 8 months ago
It's Jim Bruer preaching.
connectthedots2012 8 months ago
This is funny and it is obviously was a mistake.
INGRI4 8 months ago