F*** Sex

[JetsMets96]

"ohh yea Im gonna Anne Frank your ass" HAHAHHHAHAHAHA

[jeramy12141]

Bj's fafafafaFTW!!! :D

[jeramy12141]

I love you Andy but I have to stop you there (55sec) My first time I was 18 I hooked up with and older chick she was 27 and it was actually magical I bullshityounot I know what ppl are going to say and I swear I’m not trying to look good or anything like that...Basically I lasted about 45 min and we both came & Feb 14th will be our 7 year anniversary IDK I just thought I should share that so lovepeace&chickengrease.

[jeramy12141]

missed you to Bro no Hom:O!

[GodLovesUgly0]

My first time it lasted 7 minutes, without even letting me finish she just got up and left and said: I'm sorry I can't do this. Never heard of her again.

[1stLostKey]

Commenting helps Andy Warski!

[MsPorter0]

fucking stutter!!!! LMFAO

[mattyo96]

anne frank bit was the funniest haha

[1966065015]

Young, Dumb, Full of cum.

I like that quote xD

[BeastlyDean]

".. your gonna have this horrible, triangular sex" hahaha! xD

[ilovemytally]

hahaha "even if it waz right here i think id cry" lmfao i love him hahahahahaaha

[weaselspwn]

Pause at 3:59 LOL :P looks funny

[TTSmylevel97]

"Dumb, young, and full of cum". High school boys in six words.

[beautyquenn101]

Better Bjs from your cat!!!!! o_O

[sticksl]

FUCKING STUDER! lmfao

[ilovemytally]

hahaha i waz literally cracking up laughing when i watched this ur hilarious......subscibe;)lol

[catkill222]

Why does it say sexy and porn in the tags :o

[Stephed25]

you should be famous bro! funny as hell i love it

[Kickflips88]

OMG I love you now that "Young, Dumb, and Full of cum." Is a D12 reference. I Love You.

[rminitials]

"OH, that's your ass- I'm SORRY" LOL

[xSWATxRiFt]

I thought I was the only one that jerked it in the shower, then had sticky dried glue shit all over me...

[xboxrules1011]

@xSWATxRiFt your not :P

[408suzan]

andy,are you from israel?

[buzzy0016]

@408suzan people in israel wouldn't name their kids andy lol.

[VizionArtz]

This should have Millions of more views lmfao it was so funny

[JordzHorizon]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[PrinceSleeper]

im still stuck on "your cat gives you bj's"? lmaoo

[Residew]

Giving u money by commenting, because I love you.

[isoloveyourfeet]

Clit, is it a button. Get big bro. I want a dvd when you make one. Youre awesome

[TheLeedobeedo]

"The first time i had sex i was like holding my dick didnt know where to put this thing"LOOOOLL

[edwinsgeneration]

holy fuck that story about semen and chizzeling it out was fucking gross and hilarious lol i love you andy

[shellysanders1985]

Last 5 minutes is just u advertising. Wtf?

[shellysanders1985]

I like how u have 3 pages of just u commenting Andy

[shellysanders1985]

Lmao. "Oh I married a dumbass!"

[senanand11]

anand

[MISSnimmy18]

"hey hoe" lmfao :)

[KatieTheUnicorn666]

your head looked like a roudolph nose.... is that what your tring to say haha. (;

[Rogueshankz]

I was laughing my ass off throughout the whole video xD

[dPoncep]

i cried...laughing.

[yourmomlovesmemore1]

@dPoncep Or u got jizz on your face :).



[kdotmj]

Your Best Video

[ScaryFedoraMan]

3:59 epic derp face

[Sm0k3yproductions]

Fuck pennies

Fuck Disney

[ihateyou710]

i maried a dumass too lol

[sunshine2790]

You look hot in this video ;) 

[wafflemaster007]

fuck, just fuck.

[AgentGhost]

"...it looked like my dick just came back from war." LOL

[Justin1992patsfan]

Bro ur the fucking man.

[fulleffect121]

FUCKING STUTTER!

[Brendon411Beast]

dude why the fuck are u so hilarious xD

[841accmj]

CAT??? WTF!!!!

[Stygos0123]

hahaha i was laughing the whole video :D

[Leafeatinggirl]

I'm a girl and I still don't know where the fuck is the clitoris.

[xXMadTXx]

@Leafeatinggirl Oh, It's at like the the top of the inner pussy lips.

so now ya know.



[trineersmuk]

@Leafeatinggirl I left You an answer :)

[penoi10]

8:16 - 8:25 Funny Shit

[budhabuddymaister]

You need more viewers man.

And i think you should cut scene after most sentences.

Like alot of youtubers do. Makes it seem less boring i think.

[bcore26]

It looks like my dick just came back from war!

[mark9241]

do you shave? not trim, but shave?

[bleachnails]

I'm so glad your back. Nothing good was in my subscriptions for a while.

[NorthernElumination]

"hey you cunt... uh why are you being a cunt?" hehehehehe thats the fuckin best :D

[mrevilfantasy]

ANNE FRANK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L.

[cACTIfARM]

You should do a vid about those misleading commercials (were it's a lame ass game that has a girl with giant boobies and ass in the comercial).

[pocketwalrous69]

I like bjs from Asian girls who r wearing whip cream on there tities. SUK MY DICK ANDY Fuckin cock sucker WARSKI

[lilwayyne]

the miner part was a little too much LOL

[RubberyDreams]

Why has your left front tooth become brown? I now you fixed it some time ago. Did you stop brushing it after that?

[The5pointsofgrace]

Hey Andy what's going to happen when you die? You have a lot to answer for young man

[spawnanarchy]

BLUE BALLS SUCK!!!

[Rawrf13]

i missed you so!!

[dethmaul]

lol I hate sex talk. All I can think of on the spot in reply is

...word.

...yeah!

...you too?

[domn11]

i hate when a top rated coment is a response -.-



[cACTIfARM]

@domn11 Yeah, i also hate it when the top rated ones are responses :/

[23imaTaurus]

OMG. I'm only 13 and now im a lil scared. Thanks Andy

[verriitas]

First comedy vid I've watched of yours. This was hilarious. How can a BJ be that bad? Its self lubricating! Poor girl will never get a guy. And don't ever say "vagina" during sex, its not an attractive word.

[VincesBoomBangPow]

haha cat blow job , dog blow job is where its at !

[rockchapelboy92]

"Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum" coming this August to MTV. :P

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

Ahh so many nasty words~ My ears have been raped @_@ (which is a good thing ;D)

[heretherenothing]

I haven't been youtube that much. and then all of sudden today I was like how come there's not Warski. I think I saw your thing facebook. Hope you got that macbook. That's cool that you are able to do a lot of stand up. If you do a tour of states I'd like to go see you.

[ruush2112]

3:58 Awesome Face

[afreakenracoon]

FUCKEN STUDDER!!!! HAHAHAH

[stonerMcD]

ive been good andy thanks for asking

[ErickTheGreat100]

7 people are handicapped /b/tard virgins 

[NRC4486]

LOLOLOLOLOL! Like a Miner, Minning out jizz! EPIC!

[MoonLover456]

hey, i saw on your ass hair video that you're portuguese...im too :D

do you speak it or you went to canada when you were little?

[ThePanuch69]

It's not the 25th Andy ur a fuckn retard xD lol

Finally somebody cares about iPod users like me

[acalvarado7]

Missed u!!!

[tjdressen]

blue balls= the worst pain in ur lower stomach ever.

[YamiPoyo]

Lol Fucking stutter!

[pothead4life45x]

Yo please do another parody video soon like the "ya dun goof'd" vid from last year I had to favorite that cuz I've been watching it for stress relief as of late

[mariahkoko]

Great, nice seeing you again :) i can see you've been working on your standup comedy, this video seemed like a one-on-one standup comedy with you :D very funny!

[RobbieRyde]

Oh, how I missed you good sir ! I hope you dont EVER F*CKING FO AWAY again !

Thanks for a great laugh, made my day !

[sweetgac]

You Fuckin' Rock Andy!!!

[Haemoglobinic]

Everything you said about jerking off and jizz was absolute truth. I've never had sex so I can't empathize with that, but EVERY FUCKING TIME I jerk off in the shower I regret it instantly. And then you try to wash it off with soup and your hands feel all fucked and unclean and soapy, even after you wash the soap off. Fuck.

[afreakenracoon]

@Haemoglobinic HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! Thankyou for the laugh!!!

[AGVZ777]

@Haemoglobinic Damn, IDK, I've never tried washing my dick off with soup. That's kinda weird buddy.

[mikezotaj]

mining hard jizz...dude ...lmfao...

[TheMetalHobbit]

Great stuff as always Andy! Cum really is a fucking nuisance haha

[somefatguynamedsteve]

funny :)

[HelloJuicyKitty]

Hahaha haha... Oh man, that was funny. I love how u say fuck so much. Fuck sex ehh? The only time I ever said fuck sex was when I went skydiving for the first time, I got back on the ground, first thing I said this, is better then sex fuck sex;P and it was...

[o266242]

This was on of your funniest videos. Love how u keep it real

[angliaknightident]

first sex at 14 ;)

[jesse766]

5 people got Anne Franked in the ass

[hotrayu2]

Love you Andy glad you back

[misstaramcmahon]

hahah so funny! love and miss you Andy!!

[NickTheNimrod]

c-cunt.. continuing on!

[WilWaswatchingwhales]

Andy at least you can say your dick is a veteran lol.

[b88104044]

" horrible triangular sex " hahahaha...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ???

[NewYork646NY]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fucking amazing so glad your back hahahahahhaha

[AliveinKC]

Andy, FUCK YOU CLOWN. Waiting for the next live show, and I'm glad you came out with another podcast.

[fyfytj]

Great video Andy, and good luck with your stand-up!

[Drakin8]

"Hey whats up everyone Andy Warski!" Oh how i missed you Andy

[superwoofer21]

LOL your shuddering is funnyy!!!

[chido956]

"I was young, I was dumb and I was full of cum" lmfao

[rivengan]

Simply amazing, Andy youre the best :)

[minnesotajason1978]

Is it bad that I'm laughing while your ranting? Great video again!

[kysuperstar]

Andy, i think because of you, i have changed my mind about premarital sex!!!

[silentkill440]

:) i can't help but to just smile.

[IIDazzzII]

andy!! welcome back ;D .. more live streams :P

[Andywarski]

@IIDazzzII Oh I shall!

[ragdalis]

lol forced to cry out all the chunks...awesome

[Andywarski]

@ragdalis haha thanks

[HexingCurse]

So epic. You rock man.

[Andywarski]

@HexingCurse thanks, really appreciate it.

[electricmaster23]

i'd managed to watch enough damn porn that for my first time we both came... (at least she said she did ;) hahaah

[jeanismohamed]

@electricmaster23 you musnt know much about women.

[electricmaster23]

@jeanismohamed haha, it's mostly in the fingers :P also... the tongue ;)

[Andywarski]

@electricmaster23 trust no one. lol jk

[MrCupron]

Lol "I was young, I was dumb, I was full of cum."

[jesse766]

press 5 to hear Andy say "asshole" like an Asian man

[Andywarski]

@jesse766 LMAO so true

[aurlis2012]

all the other people im subcribed to on youtube give me a laugh, but i never realized how much i missed the warski show, cuz i actually burst out laughing, keep repeating certain parts for more lulz

[Andywarski]

@aurlis2012 thanks so much, the break I took I think was good for me, and for you guys

[IPWNBXRmash]

hahahah awesome video, its true that ur first time sucks, like i couldnt even hold an erection my first time, like i went solft inside her, then later that night we tryed agian and i couldnt cum, like wtf, it couldnt be more worse, then she went on telling her friends and shit, i was like wtf... its not me its u, ugly bitch. i must say i never hurd from her since.

[Andywarski]

@IPWNBXRmash oh brutal lmao happens to the best of us.

[vx3k]

andy = awesome

[Andywarski]

@vx3k = awesome

[productionofboredom]

i laughed when you said "Coming up"

[Andywarski]

@productionofboredom bahaha thanks

[99660066]

i love your videos that go beyond 5min

[Andywarski]

@99660066 me to, lng vids are fun to make. But not on this PC :(

[AL0NL3Y]

YES YOUR BACK!!

[Andywarski]

@AL0NL3Y why yes I am!

[jahlov01]

8:21 TO 8:25 FUCKING STUDDER!! LMAO I LOVE THIS GUY...NO HOMO

[Andywarski]

@jahlov01 haha I decided to just keep that one in. I am human to lol

[angelicone1]

hjahahahhaahhahahahaahahhaha omg

[Andywarski]

@angelicone1 thanks for the laughs

[grindcoremaniac]

oh andy. don't leave us again.

[Andywarski]

@grindcoremaniac dead grindcore, you have a loyal viewer for a long time. I love you. And I won't leave again, I promise!

[qwertz4you]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha shiiiiiiiit this is a subscription worth hahahahaha

[Andywarski]

@qwertz4you welcome to the shit show :D lol

[digydigdogdead]

bout time

[Andywarski]

@digydigdogdead haha

[MsSweetyness]

First ! FUCK YOU Dude

second : Welcome back :d we miss you

[Andywarski]

@MsSweetyness First: Sorry. Second: Missed you to

[matt123240]

can someone help me its not working!

[dbunny9]

@matt123240 what's not working? your dick? must be small bahahahaha

[Andywarski]

@dbunny9 unnecessary lol

[dbunny9]

@Andywarski i know i know :P I couldn't help it! lol

[Andywarski]

@matt123240 try refreshing or using a different browser

[WizardOfPov]

this video was fucken awesome LOL

[Andywarski]

@WizardOfPov im glad you enjoyed

[MrBolekas]

roooooooooooooooooffllllll sooo fucking funny :DDD

[Andywarski]

@MrBolekas really appreciate it

[codywaynelouis]

u r frickin talented!!! glad ur bak :)

[Andywarski]

@codywaynelouis why thank you!

[ithree6mafia]

young, dumb, and full of cum. haha thats a good one.

[SlipknotChick69]

Amazing!! Funniest thing ever!! I missed your videos!! :D

[IstalkBananas]

lmfao!!! "was that offensive? I DON`T CARE" Dude you´re fucking hilarious!!!

[DevinHades]

Welcome back Andy. Missed your videos.

[nod3fn33d3d]

so much talk about jizz rubber band over ur cok blab la cock cock sir r u gay

[Natzabbagh]

ANDY I MISSED YOU

[LmfaoImpz]

i was young, dumb, and full of cum. hahaha epic

[pedro911212]

i wouldnt be surprised if his cat did give him a bj, he owes way too many.

[Andywarski]

@pedro911212 you say the truth

[MamiiYankee]

Dude, cum in the shower turns into a glue like substance and it's hard to wash off.

@MamiiYankee HEYYY its been a while