ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER

[charle720]

Short people are like normal people but cuter! We're fun sized! Yes, fun sized candy isn't fun, but people are are totally different!

[reshsingh14]

lord a mercy??? lmao

[Eatsleeptwilight]

its funny because bieber does watch this

[extrememonaXXX]

So technically Obama hates Asians? lol xD ..Im asian, but i know that the obama hate short people thing is just a joke, why wud i care anyway, im not from United States.

[games4356]

( . )( . )

[mickys514]

Short people give great blowjobs. I love short people.

[frypod1884]

boobs

[ggnub100]

this guy needs a life

[frypod1884]

¡BOOBS!

[ember13dp]

1:43 Kyle's hat from South Park!!!!!!

[rakion299]

obama doesn't care about short people...........F*CK OBAMA thumbs up if your short :D

[SeaDollarsBertram]

@rakion299 5-foot 9-inches FTW!!! But seriously, I HATE BEING SHORT!!!!

[SeaDollarsBertram]

@rakion299 5-foot 9-inches FTW!!! But seriously, I HATE BEING SHORT!!!! AND ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO HATE SHORT PEOPLE!!!

[rakion299]

@SeaDollarsBertram i feel your pain:O

[TheRitaSkeeter1]

@rakion299 I used to be short, does that count?

[PowerLord83]

@rakion299 Ray William Johnson thumbed up your comment :D

[infernape667]

@rakion299 Wait, Is That true...I know a short guy but he can beat the shit out of U.

[rakion299]

@infernape667 wtf that doesnt even relate with my comment i diddnt even said short people are weak or something

[AoDxGaming]

@Daycallmequad Nice grammar, bro.

[CrazyGirl42100]

I've seen Lady Gaga wear a meat dress,made of real meat!

[DayCallMeQuad]

thts funny i jus listend to dahts da game and it was in da beginning

[Stanmilt1]

Check out Greg Pilon Videos as well

[Stanmilt1]

cHECK OUT gREG pILON VIDOES AS WELL :)

[workergirls]

you're smart*****

[MrBifocles]

he something about bruno mars being hot weirdo stuff

[Mikeyvm88]

Whats on my mind? .. Your big head 0.o

[naomisodamnfly]

he dont like bold ppl neither lmao

[uNf0rGiViNg]

forgot to say.

your nostrils are massive. :3

[uNf0rGiViNg]

ever think that idont have bieber fever.. fucker.

[thejoeking97]

Not to be mean or nothing cause ur awesome,but you remind me of mini me,because of ur face not ur height or Dr. Evil

[christvswarhol]

I'm new to add, but i am getting to realise it isnt too bad, it means i can zone out on videos like this...everything has its benefits...no im joking i like it, well the bits i can concentrate on.:P

[MiKaKo22]

Yes ahah i agree monkeys can fly O_O ADD ADD ADD ADD I HAVE ADD TOO I JUST HAVE SELECTIVE ADD!! ADD AT SCHOOL NOO ADD AT HOME YAY!!!! XD

[jdog1425]

justin beiber should see this!

[awesomegirl1122]

Big Time Rush and your shiny head LMFAO i do have ADD by the way.

[whatsup1023]

@awesomegirl1122

ME too

[AlbeeWanKenobi]

haha bubba keg i have one 

[wickeddTRINIqallis]

lmfaooooooooo ;[[ im shorttttttt !

[LhamoEx]

Im thinking about how many times can I say marf. MARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMA­RFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARF­MARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMA­RFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARF­MARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMA­RFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARFMARF­MARFMARFMARFMARF

[PHX5P]

Motherease. Apparently that is what its called when you talk to babies like that. "Oooooh! Who's a litt'oh cuuuuute babeh!? So damn cute! I will become a cannibal just so I can eat yo litt'oh face! Motherease! Motherease!! Good golly jesus piss!" 8D- That's a face.

At the beginning of this video, I said, "Aww, he's so bald." Thought I'd let you know! 8D- Still a face.

-Phoenix5Power

[LambAndTheDragon]

The talking to a dog part killed me...LOL!!

[deathmetalbandsX97]

i liked this just because what you said about barrack obama i didn't even watch the rest of it

[TheMetalApocalipse]

13 people have A.D.D

[dhilip007india007]

he is so clever n cute

[azbayzia]

3:20-3:21 Whoa! His hat turned invisible!

[Bolly811]

You are to funny...! <3

[MistahKayotic420]

lol. u should be a comedian bro

[lala2824]

lol u funny!! n cute ;)

[kaboomItsJess]

hahahaa! brilliant! ;D

and at the moment, i wanna sammich.

imma go make me one.

[VanishingRainbow]

Im soo glad i've subscribed to you :D Watching your videos are the best way to brighten up my day xx

[lilmssusieq02]

Awesome! Great vid! Subscribed!

[blacklace2424]

lol so fun! gotta love it!

[McRockwell8J]

haha you are very funny ^_^

[ShoopsLady]

Pretty funny...new subscriber gained!

[TheTacoActOf1763]

WHO GIVES a ?

I forgot what I was saying...

[Chuckscott]

......wash down your can of TUNER??!!??!!?!?

[ILuvdHimFirst]

"Barack Obama does not care about short people." lmaao LOVE it!

[iiHatezDomii]

he sed sha-tty mane. lmaoo0o

[Ria007ful]

u made me smile after i had a crappy day which is why i just have to say thanks!u r funny

[ROSAKMALAERES]

lol , i was confused on why i couldnt stop laughing ...your silly (in a good way) lol

[777diamonds1]

Thanks So Much for making me Smile! :)))

[MrDizzySpinda]

Facebook?

[Renew3D]

Answer for the comment question: People acting immature (towards me) on internet.

[Renew3D]

Lady GaGa is not artistic... she's artsy.

[gyroscope88]

You look strange bald....no offence

Great vid though :)

[thegirness666]

I wanted to go to youtube to find some more of your videos and i didnt realize, hey, im on youtube, thats what on my mind right now...

[aldrichkyoshizu]

You know what! At least your collar flattened a little bit in the end.

Good hat and vid, bad collar. :)

[LamotheExperience]

fucker

[alivegas254]

your teeth are so straight is it weird I'm staring at them......: ) lol

btw kanye west.....he is a douche.

[YouToobSays]

LOL.

Dude your hilarious, you have yet to be discovered by YouTube.

[UnofficialGagaHaus]

and that my friend is a truth youll never hear unless you hear it from Benji. (truly)

[UnofficialGagaHaus]

As art. what she loves, whayty we love about her and THAT my friend IS THE FAME. The point of it, the whole point of it. It's so simple that the point of it is the point. dont act dumb if you figure the rest out ur not dumb at all

[UnofficialGagaHaus]

That's why YOU have no arguement. Why She IS ACTUALLY loved by the people who truly understand her (and more) and why YOU will never get it dude! Just because they're not in your range of unstanding, dont think she is something JUST BC YOU HAVENT realized it. She is great for the world, the greatest person IN THAT POSITION is shown by what they DO WHILE in that position, and she'll never falter AND IS GREAT bc she truly lives her life that way.

[AmbyxValent]

@UnofficialGagaHaus Yeah dude, she's definitely great for the world. I sooo agree, ya know? Talking about partying and cocks... Yeah, like that's totally great for the world. I bet all her little underage fans are more whores than they were before. She's no better than any other attention whore in mainstream music.

[UnofficialGagaHaus]

No dude! You dont get it. bc you dont understand her answer because its TOO SIMPLE for you. The Answer IS THE QUESTION, if you really think about it. Lady Gaga's reason for all of her performance art (and why she does it all day, all the time, any place she can) is because she IS the art that is being introduced and the reason is much greater than you realize because she does it FOR HER fans, truly.

[r3ap3r10]

holy shxt i lyk those songs 2 i thawt i was the only guy- no homo!!!

[Underpricing]

random video

[sexymamaluvinhim]

... how can you move your tongue so fast? :|

[CokeACola794]

First statment you said. I totally agree.

[oXoCHaaDRockWelloXo]

Fav. part 1:46 to 2:08 hahah classic

[xanaxol]

Whats on my mind: your lips 0:12 ♥

[Kandies123]

whats on my mind is how hot u are

[daveofTBZworld]

Is that a light on your dome or do you have a dent?

[Kallefaen93]

EEEEY, skinned! (not skinhead, but skinned)

[SparkleChampion]

dude....ur bald.....

[daprittyone]

@SparkleChampion so his fucking funny

[dmontybox]

the more we sound like scooby doo the more they understand us

epic truth XDD

[Zenkka]

2:18 LMAO :D:DD

[doublej2recordz]

on my mind hmm.

i think that's doing yer mom

[NHLfreak87]

CQ: Indians.

[IndyTinTin85]

'why the fu*k are u talking to me like a fool'? hehe ;)

[IndyTinTin85]

'why the fu*k are u talking to me like a fool'? hehe ;)

[chamath1985]

What's on my mind? sending you spam

[niuniakaw]

Funny shit bruh!!! I totally agree on the kanye west thing great music but a total douche;) honestly currently what's on my mind these two hot as blonde chicks which were at a wedding I went to 

[KonataCookieMonster]

nice ushanka,dude :D

[sk8er1707]

ahh you do realise that 'ShortStack' is the name of an Australian Band?!?!?!?!?

[queenofL0L]

lmaoooo "except for the mole right there" lol ur soo funnyy!

[SVenetor]

What isn't on my mind... Is my respo

[robbdogg75]

Subscribe!

[camero10109]

boobs...

[daprittyone]

his somewhat funny.. i guess although something about the way he talks made me subscribe kuz i mean he dont crack me up really

[Usagiflower]

Ha ha ha! Nice dance! :D

[IAOfilms]

Komodo dragon with diabetes..

[QueenDyCe]

You ARE CUTE

[aassaa99]

Justin Bieber fucked it up for everyone..ppl with his hair style want to commit suicide poor bastards..

and now he's going to murder hiphop..Usher should be arrested by the hiphop police for what he's done

[evnbrw]

@aassaa99 he cant murder hiphop cuz hes not hiphop so the sooner everyone realizes that they'll stop thinking that some of these mainstream rappers are hiphop...o and I was attacking you or anything I was just saying in general.

[sheridanbucket]

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[dantheman1507]

shortstack added me as a friend, I'm cool.

[happyrAGEeee]

@dantheman1507 he also added me. what are the chances lol

[dantheman1507]

@happyrAGEeee

we're cool, we should hang out, grab a beer, chill

[happyrAGEeee]

@dantheman1507 maybe hit the strip clubs or somethin

[dantheman1507]

@happyrAGEeee

fuck no... those places is expensive :D

we can get girls for less money

[happyrAGEeee]

@dantheman1507 k lets go get some prostitutes maybe do some animal tranquilizers

[dantheman1507]

@happyrAGEeee

horse steroids, Diabonal and shit

[kelceyrok]

dude... the like button won't work

[NinjaPolk94]

no but seriously, whats on my mind? theres a white limo driving very slowly down the DIRT road infront of my house..its stops..drives in my driveway..and backs into my neighbors driveway..the driver gets out...shakes a my neighbors hand..then he pulls a duster out of his truck and starts dusting his entire car..like..WTF?

[NinjaPolk94]

You want to know whats on my mind!!!!???? Why Do you care!!! Get out of my head! AHHHHH

[wpproductions100]

i thought u said i won a shirt?

[ftheworlds]

How do you feel about large novelty checks as publicity stunts? Wicked channel dude.

[prcoolsoccer]

I kinda like the grand theft auto part!

[farfarello420]

im gumby

[zekerizenalex]

What's the name of the song in the begining?

[killbarney1]

Whats on my mind: I wonder why my nuts itch, but it feels good?

[mirra2323]

bahahahahahahah danny you kill me :)

this video is effin hilarious :)

ps i def dont talk to my baby like that :)

[AlexandraEfthymiou94]

Bullshit you never message back... :|

[MangoLuve]

Going on your facebook page and stalkin you -_-

[Madscrog]

hahahahaha i love the dancing :) oh it did make me chuckle and the lady gaga fish thing <3 quality! hahahahahaha the dog and baby talk!!!!!!! WAAHHHHHAHAHA!!!

[movielineproductions]

Fixed :P

[movielineproductions]

No audio

[vyre43]

on my mind... that 'amazing just the way you are' song. Yah. Thanks.

[Iplywittrees]

sXephil's girlfriend

I hope that's ok

[bazmataz59]

thanks for freind invite ur real cool and funny dude :)

[AIDSCrocodile]

I have no clue what's on my mind

[irukai]

justin bieber sucks