Crysis RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

[arifsalim343]

no dev mode..boring~

[PolyesterMoustache]

that guy's not that huge. That means he doesn't have huge guts.

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

"Maxium strength" *Throws frying pan*

[pepe69ification]

maximus lag!!

[grossetcheule]

i was born in 1988 XD

[electricatom2]

3:40 is funny

[evidentlychickentown]

you have huge guts

[KillerPassifist]

Punching ducks into orbit made me laugh so damn hard

[crazytime666]

I would chuck that duck at a tree then pick it back up and smack a korean with it

[turoturothegreat]

I'm not the only one that found the bird glitch :D

[blazejames47]

I hate their ability to smack you automatically when you get close

[au25]

@blazejames47 just another part of the shitty scripting they did.

[hihihahaqq]

he plays on Easy...

Dats Fagy

[awesomezcreedz]

can u get crysis on xbox360?

[Nintendoguy5794]

@awesomezcreedz LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! *Achem* Crysis couldn't run on consoles. They aren't powerful enough. However as you may or may not already know, Crysis 2 is coming to consoles but it is quite watered down and you won't get the graphics or the performance you would get out of a PC...

[awesomezcreedz]

@Nintendoguy5794 yh i knew but do u know when it coming on consoles?

[Nintendoguy5794]

@awesomezcreedz Crysis 2 is being released on 22 March 2011

[awesomezcreedz]

@Nintendoguy5794 koooool thnx

[blasterguy101]

is it me or are u a weee laggy?



[TariqAlSuave]

You are a BIRD! That means you have BIRD GUTS!

[0XSOLIDX0]

2:08 is by far the best XD

[predking]

Ooh, here it comes! Here comes the night train! Choo choo cha! Boogie!

[Miklosher]

knock! knock! Who's there? ME! mememememmemememmeme!

[LightRoll]

LOL DEM KOREANS

[rain0x1]

lol 3:43 HUT

[kagemarunl]

RIP AND TEAR!

[gunnargunponwr]

lol. low.

[veribigbos]

And thats how the first birds arrived into space.

[L3333bo]

a new online sport; Bird lobbing.

[deaamir]

no00b

[patrikzzon]

lal, you are playing on easy noob -.-

[pillarofire]

yea i dont own this game or really hav much a clue about it but y dont you just use the red armor thing all the time?

[FlashFireSix]

@pillarofire slows you down i think

[grr8ts]

YOUR BIG THAT MEANS YOU HAVE BIG GUTS

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

RIP AND TEAR

[467SHARPSHOOTER]

3:14 ya throw it like a pussy

neeeyahh  XD

[sertman96]

I wish I some didn't steal my Crysis :(

[sertman96]

Bird getting PWND :)

[BGBORECA]

most of the stuff u recorded are not funny at all

[leileilol]

not as funny as creating lame batch file 'pro viruses' am i rite?

[BGBORECA]

man learn batch and then we can talk

[leileilol]

i learned batch before you were a sperm. batch files are so 1988.

[DEADNIGGERSTORAGE2]

@BGBORECA YouTube needs more users like you, BGBORECA.

Now help me flag this filth!

Thumbs down and flagged (animal abuse).

[lielieFUCK]

I concur.

this video is full of fail

[ricky1345]

LMFAO! @ 1:23

[RE4uk]

2:06 Falconnnnnnnnnnnn Pawnchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[Pikalikasq]

AWESOME!

[lielieFUCK]

dont be silly

[zareppo]

you plat baby mode

[XeroX1907]

stop at 1:02 and look at the face xD

[emel60]

tuvok ha ha ha

[ganryu82]

lol. this video is so goddamn funny. I even laugh till my eyes water :)

[illmagnified]

Laaaaaaag

[terzer]

hahahahaahah :D:D:D:D:D

[jgjghgh]

omg lmao animal abuse

[thing503]

lol at 3:45

[El1tedude]

I finished the game in Normal, but I'm playing in Delta now, because it's boring in Easy and Normal.

[camofactor]

play sanbox 2 its way better than the campign

[Hornilope]

isnt that the level editor? (hence not a game..)

[leileilol]

no sandbox 2 is the hidden EXPANSION PACK to crysis

[corygregghorner111]

lmao

[GoldenHeartBR]

hidden expansion pack? the sandbox 2 is a tool for you to build you own levels and shit xD its not hidden (at last to me) cuz when i instaled the game it asked me to install sandbox 2 too.

[konvikt93]

goldenheart (i think it was a joke)

[GoldenHeartBR]

why would he be joking? :s i didnt tought it was funny so it tought he was seryous :s

[konvikt93]

well theres a wonderful reason for that, most "jokes" arent funny at all

[ox0Jason0xo]

@leileilol lol not very hidden its on the dam cd, why even say that + daym you have your gfx set low and this isent funny or good at all, what are you trying to show?

[XAutomatedOwnerX]

@Hornilope Its not hidden and its not an expansion

[HustlinFlo]

RIP AND TEAR

[motherofallbombs]

Someone got rly rly boored and made this booring Video and thinks he's cool 'couse he can beat the Game on Easy with allmost only Beat Attacks... Huh... make this Video on Delta then it would be at least Impressive...

[au25]

it will be shit, because of the overpowered enemy weapons, thats the only main difference in higher difficulty, that they enemies cause more damage , they dont react faster and they cant be more accurate than that.

[AlansVlogs]

I like to go Seagull huntin.

Or a spot of Chicken Hunting.

The best is Korean Hunting

[mssnor]

I like rock hunting

KILL THE ROCKS!!!!11

[LipcityNco]

New Sport ChickenBall.

[sereda008]

thats actually funny

[uttamb22]

i dont have these problems...

[Ronaldo748]

can you keep playing crysis after you've completed the story?

[Nightsparrow626]

Nah, it isn't really sandbox. There ARE levels, they're just really, really big.

[TehMuffni]

You can make your own missions though with the editor. Or you can simply load levels and walk around in them.

[Ronaldo748]

good enough for me.

[lineriderrulz]

Rofl, my favourite part was when you were playing tennis with the birds xD

[Damlestratege]

ouai t en mode facile ... on peut tous le faire. fait le en delta mon gars. c deja autre chose

[wildamarod]

this is demo xD

[jessicarose3]

lmao i do thtalot actually. its uber fun :D

[Cynofix]

Sounds a bit like sam fisher and Lambert

[jrdn7730]

LMAO AT 2:20!

[feliacevedo]

i guess you like bird watching? hahaha

[pkpgpkpg]

haha 2:20 lol dont think that bird coming down soon hehe

[BL00DL3GI0N]

I love when he throw the fry pan to kill the soldier who's standing still ^_^

[aggrofann]

laaag

[Luigindaisy3]

Lol'd at 4:30 when the guy said "special forces."

[commonlemme]

"He should feel good having elite special forces at his back" While Mr. Elite is punching this dude repeatedly. :D

[Pluntfarb]

thin the ai get confused when u dont play it smart, lolol funny shit though

[stormanator01]

2:28 it's all over he knocked the hell out of him with that one

[woollerland]

gr8 example fo the AI, the guy runs right past him @ 0:30, i do think AI is pretty good tho

[supernatural256]

it just looks like far cry 1 lol

[SLIGAMER1]

wow what shitty graphics card you must have

[EnemyRCA]

no kiddin its terrible i bet it all set to LOW mines is near medium and high at 1024X 768

[GotEmSkills]

That sucks dude

[leileilol]

so the 'brilliant' part of the game is its graphics? the graphics make the game?

Then it's not a brilliant game, it's a pile of crap

[leileilol]

it doesn't even need this video because the game is already bad and crap to begin with.

[leileilol]

You'd think this would be easy? Think again. Kyong means business.