Freakazoid - 2x07 - Statuesque (Part 2 of 2)

[mitzelflx]

Awww Vorn is so cute ;w;

[47cool]

I have no idea why... but Jeepers reminds me of Dan from "Dan Vs"

[gamayunagogo]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh, Cthulhu huggbees wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[Therealjoe2010]

Godda hand it to Vorn, for a terrible hell-spawn, he's quite polite.

Vorn: "And you are..?"

[Thanefolf]

*if you move ill pop you in the lip

[Irrelevant402]

Hey man whoa man...

[Crazygirl1910]

Oh no, a trap, a terrible trap!!

[infernorock11]

crosgrove '' can you do me a favor... tap on that glass'' ....... -HUGE SMIRK-.

butler '' AHHHHHHHH ... ill get you for this crosgrove''

[Braxium1]

-I am Worn the unspeakable! The skulls who defy me bleach in the suns of the hundred worlds! And you are...

-Cosgrove! And if you move, ill pup you in the lip!

-OH!

[MobileToyBox]

I wish they would make a movie of this. :(

[starbright7891]

Definitely my favourite part of any Freakazoid episode.

"Go up to that car and tap on the glass." LOL

[BloodyBart888]

CTHULHU FHTAGN!!!

[WarriorDreampool]

Hey man, whoa man, hey man, hey man,

whoa man, hey man, I hate you all, gimme money,

hey man, whoa man.

Somebody give this guy a recording contract! He's more talented than half the crap we gotta listen to today...

[Arcmage999]

We've been at this forever! We're LOST IN SPA... nevermind. lol

[Shephard888]

cosgrove is such a badass

[DanRaccoon]

"Cosgrove, and if you move, I'll pop you in the lip"

[TheMongooseNinja]

Loch Ness is made of Nessie's tears. True fact.

[murr321]

Every time Jones shrieks a smile creeps across my face.

[GreyJuggernaut]

I WANNA RIDE SHOTGUN WITH FREAKAZOID!

[klingingmadness07]

veniece beach is more wack then that



[DrWorm76]

Oh no, a trap! A terrible trap! What will happen next?! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[Artyrosea]

5:10- 5:18 NOT A CAR WASH!!!! OH NOOOO!!!!

[MoonSpider14]

"You tugged on my ear"

You sold his stone-ified girlfriend!! THAT is worth ear tugging!!!

[ConfusedxInsane]

Ingar was so much quieter. I miss him.

[Crazygirl1910]

I love Cosgrove!! "Go tap on that window." "AHHHHH!!"

"Could it be that simple? Have we overlooked the obvious? Probably."

"and you are?" "Cosgrove. If you move, I'll pop you in the lip."

"Hey man, wo-man, hey man, hey wo-man. I hate you all, gimme money."

"You kids might wanna grab a milk...or an orange or something."

"I hope this works...or I'm gonna throw a huge hissy-fit all over the beach."

So many good quotes XD lol

I would like to thank the idiots who destroyed my childhood.

[HydraxSly202]

The credits of season two are flippin' hilarious!

"If you have a strange and mystical watch, please feel free to write the cast of 'Kirk' and tell them all about it in great detail."

I wonder if anyone ever did that. Lol! xD

[lordxeras]

"I'M READY AS A LARGE GOOSE!!"

[blackfeathr]

2 people are a large goose.

[JervisGermane]

Maybe going to far, but they went to jail how? What would the official charges be? If Statue-Steff is still considered a person, then didn't Jonesie sell her into slavery? If changing a person from living to dead is homicide, what's changing a person from living to inanimate? Petricide? ... I love overthinking the superhero legal system. Somebody else like me must've seen this and made The Incredibles and Hancock.

[TheAppleMan100]

If you have a strange and mystical watch please feel free to write the cast of "Kirk" and tell them all about it in great detail, ha classic even the end credits have jokes in it.

[EpicPrincess100]

"I hate you all, give me your money!" well, at least he was honest

[DanRaccoon]

"Cosgrove, and if you move, I'll pop you in the lip"

[JOHNSPARTAN300]

is that solid snake at the end?

[BoyNamedSue4]

"Can you do me a favor? Go up to that window and tap on the glass"

LOL i love Cosgrove

[mfnstudioschannel]

One of the greatest Cartoons of the 90's, if not the best. I makes so many references top pop culture, as well as horror icons, monster movies, superhero movies and so on. God I love this show. It really makes me nostalgic :)

[xaayer]

@matuxmatux you should put the number of times Emmitt Nervend appears in each episode in the info :DD

[ztslovebird]

Too bad this was made before Young Frankenstein the Musical; they could've had SO much fun with the Transylvania Mania!

[kannibalchip]

Cosgrove. And if you move, I'll pop you in the lip.

[Ichigo4456]

Well, you know, if I were looking for a weird man and a green Cthulu like creature, I would notice a man with a RAINBOW hat and a muscle beach T-shirt.

[DasNeueFeuer]

Freakazoid?

STTTEEEEEFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Soroboruo]

Jeepers is like Penguin+Joker - the funny.

[Soroboruo]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Motomachi]

Maybe I've been reading too much "Dr McNinja", but I totally expected them to be zapped to the moon when they were meeting Dracula. X3

[Purplesubmariner]

I would trade Johnny Test and Total Drama whatever to bring back Freakazoid any day

[AllThatRyan]

@Purplesubmariner also don't forget the shows that aren't even cartoons like "Destroy, Build, Destroy" and "B*tch, what would happen?"

[Manacute1099]

@Purplesubmariner I would trade Teletoon, YTV, Family, and all that other shit for a Steven Spielberg channel.

[lewok99]

@Purplesubmariner personally i would trade all the disney nextworks and most of nickalodean and cartoonnetwork to get shows like this back

[Purplesubmariner]

@lewok99 ya I couldn't agree with you more there

[TiberianPurifier]

@Purplesubmariner agreed would trade all the shitty serials and tv shows too

[Lakword2]

@Purplesubmariner not the total drama!

[Reaperluver]

8:21 - 8:41

Is it sad that I am totally jealous of Steph right now?

(DAMN my fangirl crushes!)

[thesapphirekiss]

@Reaperluver You're not the only one lol

[x37v1990]

...and you are?

[khafrin]

Candle Jack hasn't shown up in a while. I wonder what ha-

[StarnightStargazer]

9:58 if you have a strange and mystical watch, please feel free to write the cast of "Kirk and thell them about it in great detail XDXD the end credits crack me up :P

[jon157]

come on tell us where the watch is

[jon157]

i miss the old butler

[th3badg3r]

Is it vorn, or simply super Zoidberg?

[Kukulza1337]

@th3badg3r

It's cuthulu

[Redgrant80]

That hippie with the guitar was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen when I was a kid. I still remeber it from that one time I saw it. God i'm happy right now.

[artisanrox]

I want to eat them!!!

[emo102492]

The new buter is a WEENIE!!!!

[Iori400]

@emo102492

WEENIE!!?

you're the WEENIE!!

[Cheesiechan]

I am Vort the unspeakable! The skulls of those who defy me bleach in the suns of a hundred wolrds! ...And you are?

Cosgrove. And if you move, I'll pop you in the lip.

Oh? o__o

[sunderwoodbio]

"could you do me favor? go up to that car and tap on the glass" I love Cosgrove and the screamy butler together...

[capperann]

If you have a strange and mystical watch, please feel free to write the cast of "Kirk" and tell them all about it in great detail. (9:59.)

[SimpleYTaccount]

WOOOOO HOOOLD OOON

"Cartoon network brings you,Adult Swim,a colection of smart animation for more..groun up tastes"

Shoot my legs and call me grandpa..CN was a porn chanell at nigh? o.O

[GaaraIsMine4Ever]

@SimpleYTaccount They still have Adult Swim. Now, it plays better shows, lik Bleach. I wish Adult Swim could become COMPLETELY "animefied." Lol.

[SirTannen]

@GaaraIsMine4Ever You mean 'lick bleach', right?

[HeavyMetalAndWhiskey]

@GaaraIsMine4Ever I am just glad a new season of dethklok is coming in september. Hope Brendon Small also makes a new dethklok album. Also hope for a new Zimmer's Hole album too.

[GaaraIsMine4Ever]

@SimpleYTaccount And, I don't think that Adult swim was that, per-say. :)

[botorchicken]

hay man oh man hay man hay man i hate you all give me money hey man oh man

[peanutfan8]

Go up to that car and tap on the glass.

[AccaLarentia90]

Yay! Freakazoid acme to Romania! I think I was too small to see him flying around

[DanKuz71]

Wow...Steph's got crabs!

[csikcs]

@DanKuz71 And you are...?

[Jolt4]

Who's the short weirdo at 3:23 ?

[roquesand]

@Jolt4 Emmitt! Thanks for spotting him, I was upset I hadn't caught him in this one

[preyaswolves]

bahahaha when jeepers eats teh money..

[WilliWowza]

I hope this works, or I'll throw a big hissy tantrum, ALL OVER THE BEACH!

[tomisntblue]

Man, I kinda wanted to see him throw a big hissy tantrum

[albertdehun]

the only monsters in transilvania are the romanians

[FTWeinstein]

hey man, whoa man, does steph have a camel toe..?

[uubnex4]

walk over there and tap on the glass......AAHHHHHHH

[jessiberry]

when I was a kid and I saw this episode, I drew a comic on notebook paper of the whole guitar hippie scene. Oh nostalgia.

[Potguy2]

6:50 XD funniest moment of this ep.

[QuinnthePrincess]

Could Vorn just fly out of prison? O_o

[DavidUmstattd]

I'm digging this Jeepers villain. The Lobe gets old fast.

[jango1222]

w8 didn't freakazoid cure the wolf dude why do they have him again.... unless there is more than one! ...... hmmmmmm..... nah!

[manofria84]

BEST VILLIAN DUO EVER!

[AtomicStarBurst]

*spins around after being "un-statued"* Freakazoid? STEEPPH! lol!

[poopoomonster]

"I'M READY AS A LARGE GOOSE!"

......what???

[fusionmax28]

hey man, woah man, hey man, I hate you all XD

[minazpelinaz]

Wow.. Steven Speilburg is the executive producer...?

[shadowtweet]

"and you are?"

"cosgrove. and if you move i'll pop you in the lip"

"oh?" XD

[LetsaGOWAHA]

how did Vorn return to normal? lol

[FrozenWaffleGirl]

Cthulu!

[MastaOOPS]

...So when could the Freak-mobile fly? Isn't that why they implemented the Freak Jet?

[LetsaGOWAHA]

Remember the Epsiode in the first season with Longhorn? Yeah. It flew in that episode

[invaderpink]

yeah it also sank :D

[LetsaGOWAHA]

Oh nut bunnies. I didn't design this one for water! Best line in that episode lol

[ztslovebird]

They should've had Freakazoid and Steff kiss at the end. But, oh well. Still love the show!

[Physhi]

9:40

... Surf bums?

[Dudinator123]

Nice fat bottomed girls reference!

[marin901]

Freakazoid the movie koming in2010

[sn0tnosedkid]

4:23 love that guy!! i'd give him my money too

[PrayerWarrior4]

do me a favor, go over there and tap on the glass...LOL

[mickie825]

8:19 twss lol.

[mickie825]

omg dude the guys eyes! 0:14 "and they all lived together in the house that jack built, blah, blah, blah" XD LMAO the hippie at 4:23 XD  omg i died when he said i hate you all. rofl omg dude.too funny.

[338holly]

what was the other episode jeepers was in?

[ztslovebird]

The first episode, for about two seconds.

[grandpianogeorge]

I love Dracula's casual wear.

[SuperGinger94]

LMAO Dr. Jones sold Steph! When he was negotiating with that "Cannibal" I was like :O

I wish this show was still on, lol.

[swgmigraines]

"I'M READY AS A LARGE GOOSE!"

[squirrelishmaster]

yay! Emmit Nervend came back!

[MetaKnightForKing281]

4:35 It's the Pokeflute guy!!!

[baconlabs]

9:59

If you have a strange and mystical watch, please feel free to write the cast of "Kirk" and and tell them all about it in great detail.

[sw33tb0y77]

they Going to Romania :O wish I lived in a spooky place like that

[vfaulkon]

Hey man, whoa man, hey man, hey man, whoa man, hey man, I hate you all, give me money, hey man, whoa man.

[RBVTBONE]

@vfaulkon *applause*

*unenthusiastic yay*

*throws money*

[eyepoo]

Who thought Dr. Jones was a necessary character?

[ThiefBakuraPuppy]

haha im guessing nobody, i sure dont XD but i like it when cosgrove scares him! xD

[juusgirl]

oh fuck! he's going to my country?

wow, i didn't actually expect a freakazoid episode in romania..but as usual, it's in transylvania..

meh, i guess the only other thing they could talk about from here aside from vampires is the garbage in the capitol, so i guess i'll settle for vampires.

[david419224]

transylvania that is still a thing wait i thought that transylvania was only in casivaiah well ok i can't spell what ever that game that was about simon the guy who kicked Draculas ass with the wipe or rather wiped draculas ass

[juusgirl]

you mean castlevania.

no, it's a real place lol it's been in countless movies.

it's a region, not a country/town btw.

[jajcrowther]

7:07 I just got finshed eatting an orange lol

[weeoo86]

I love coincidences like that!:)

[Shinbo23]

I am Vorn, The Unspeakable! The skulls of those who defy me bleach in the suns of a hundred worlds!

and you are?

[gamecubeclock]

I'M READY AS A LARGE GOOSE!

[BoogsterSU2]

Jeepers sounds like Voltar from LOSE.

[diablecita]

"If you have a strange and mystical watch, please feel free to write the cast of 'Kirk' and tell them all about it in great detail."

LOLZ

[simonjenci]

Im from Romania to :P

[ZibbaZoob]

hey man whoa man hey man hey man whoa man i hate you man give me money man

[DMobi]

the hippie at 4:23 is the really funny XD

[DemonicRemption]

Yes thank God I finally found the episode that scene is in.

[MrCherryCola]

After what Jonsey did, I'd want to drag him by the ear too.

[SephirothRyu]

The real california isn't that weird. Its much worse.

[Frooglar]

If you move, I'll pop ya in the lip.

[zhanus]

"I'M READY AS A LARGE GOOSE!!"

[altamuramarc]

Is this the last episode?

[KairuHakubi]

nope, seventh-to-last.

[Zeralith]

No.

A BIG N FOLLOWED BY A LITTLE O, NO!

Sorry, that was a quote.

[bullfrogcristiplaka]

heey! i'm from romania! :))

[DemonicRemption]

*Shutters*

[wondakaiba93]

I can't believe Jonesey sold poor Steff in a Art and Craft shop XD

[lukelPasswrd]

feet

[masterjon3]

looks like jeepers is gonna take it up the butt

[SteelWool91]

"oh could you do me a favor? go up to that car and tap on the glass.."

XD Cosgrove rules!

[LordVidra]

I love those funny comments in the credits :D

Jeepers is a bit like whatshisenglishname from Lord of the Ring, you know: My precious... my precious

[InvaderTak176]

golem

[Chiscringle]

Gollum

[KisameHoshigaki707]

I thought he looked like a demented version of Elmer Fud

[KaterzTheMSTie]

1:36

I thought Freakazoid fixed Lonnie!

[andoykids]

sliding down the sand to the water is a sight of fear?

[bloodrunsclear]

I love the last part 'Adult Swim: A collection of smart animation for more grown up tastes'

Okay...where did THAT idea go?

[FretsawOrion]

...Need you ask?

[Arenlor]

It was originally aimed at males ages 18-35. Then they realized they'd get more money and more viewers if they aimed at ages 10-14. Hence why they basically just make penis jokes.

[bloodrunsclear]

Too true. Here's hoping what goes around comes around, the raunch wears thin, people get tired of dick jokes, and some truly adult cartoons air!

[itachisgothchick]

"oh can you do me a favor and tap on the glass" "ahhhhhhhhh! Cosgrove I'll get you for this!!"

XD XD lmao!!!

[15thCrypt]

why was the butler even with them? and I bet they never said he was in "Lost In Space" cuz his of copyright lol

lmao cannibals

[Fantezism]

The guy voicing Vorn voiced Two-Face from Batman TAS.: D

[RaketTH]

He did didn't he? I didn't even notice

[dragocyber]

Freakazoid is the best!

[vlad4]

Dr. Jones has a creepy face at 8:32

[andoykids]

creepy AND freaky, pal.

[TheThreadWeaver]

The voice of Vorn is the same as Two-Face in Batman the animated series.

[DenOfVipers]

Richard Moll, baby! He was also Norman on Mighty Max. And, of course, Bull from Night Court. :)

[masterwizard555]

8:19 to 8:22 lol

[Nimbi64]

2:18 is dat sum camel toe?

[monkeyman767]

i think its her zipper on her pants, but yeah certainly looks like it

[gangsta20mynikka]

it is her cameltoe