@juffan Not only that, but it was the first book I bought on tape ever. The whole time all I could think was, well fuck if you didn't want people buying your book on tape then you shouldn't have fuck read the book out loud into a microphone for 6 hours, don't put this on me David, this is partly your fault too.
@HighPriestofLemuria First of all, publishers sometimes refuse to give the author any say in the matter of whether or not a taped recording is included in the package. Secondly, I'm pretty sure he's just displaying a sense of self-awareness in how "lame" it's thought to be to buy a book on tape. Try to look a little further than the surface, friend.
@HighPriestofLemuria Woah, look who's getting defensive quite early in this conversation. I'm just correcting you for placing blame on the author, rather than the publisher (who is most likely to be blamed). Do you also lash out at the waitress at Denny's when she tries to take your order?
@davethehostage And I'm just pointing out your lack of sense of humor and how it makes you a humorless fag. And now you can add smug and condescending to the list. So now your a humorless smug condescending fag. Or I guess giant douche handles it. Care to make any more corrections that point out your lack of a sense of humor giant douche?
@HighPriestofLemuria ...the hell is wrong with you kid? Did someone knock over your sandcastle? Did they push you off the swingset? I really hope you can come back to what you've just written in a couple years time and think to yourself, "God, what an obnoxious little cunt I was. It's miraculous to think that no one had gotten up the nerve to disembowel me yet, the way I deserved it." Then again, that would require a sense of perspective and humility - clearly not your forte.
You can tell how intelligent David is by his reading of his own text. As a teacher, I know many asshole teachers who stumble over shit they've written, and even worse, stumble even worse over texts we're supposed to benchmark kids on. Rock on David. Jerk off to Jessica, Jerk off!
5th!!!! i love wierdo comments, like debates like this, about morons who say "first!" i think they just like being first, like a child at an amusment park ride, even though we all get to go on it whenever we want to. another thing about first comment is they are the first to dive into the catacombs of unread comments.
no.... i was talking about the fact that it happens and that people do it, theres a difference if you think really really hard. i was trying to allude to his fans not being so douchey or retarded and now thanks to you ive failed
jesus how can you like david cross` comedy and think thats what i just did? by that standard david cross is a racist for ever even saying the word "nigger" lol i saw the video title i wasnt expecting some kind of snarky comment
I bought his book but it was a book on tape, and like every ten minutes he berates me for buying a book on tape.
juffan 7 months ago
@juffan Not only that, but it was the first book I bought on tape ever. The whole time all I could think was, well fuck if you didn't want people buying your book on tape then you shouldn't have fuck read the book out loud into a microphone for 6 hours, don't put this on me David, this is partly your fault too.
HighPriestofLemuria 5 months ago
@HighPriestofLemuria First of all, publishers sometimes refuse to give the author any say in the matter of whether or not a taped recording is included in the package. Secondly, I'm pretty sure he's just displaying a sense of self-awareness in how "lame" it's thought to be to buy a book on tape. Try to look a little further than the surface, friend.
davethehostage 3 months ago
@davethehostage Youtube, where butthurt faggots devoid of humor sense go to cry and share their feelings.
HighPriestofLemuria 3 months ago
@HighPriestofLemuria Woah, look who's getting defensive quite early in this conversation. I'm just correcting you for placing blame on the author, rather than the publisher (who is most likely to be blamed). Do you also lash out at the waitress at Denny's when she tries to take your order?
davethehostage 3 months ago
@davethehostage And I'm just pointing out your lack of sense of humor and how it makes you a humorless fag. And now you can add smug and condescending to the list. So now your a humorless smug condescending fag. Or I guess giant douche handles it. Care to make any more corrections that point out your lack of a sense of humor giant douche?
HighPriestofLemuria 3 months ago
@HighPriestofLemuria ...the hell is wrong with you kid? Did someone knock over your sandcastle? Did they push you off the swingset? I really hope you can come back to what you've just written in a couple years time and think to yourself, "God, what an obnoxious little cunt I was. It's miraculous to think that no one had gotten up the nerve to disembowel me yet, the way I deserved it." Then again, that would require a sense of perspective and humility - clearly not your forte.
davethehostage 3 months ago
@crassology He's a comedian.
JovialEel 10 months ago
FIRST!
johnpotter26 11 months ago
10th
dismo77 1 year ago
David Cross is the shit.
localvandals 1 year ago 6
You can tell how intelligent David is by his reading of his own text. As a teacher, I know many asshole teachers who stumble over shit they've written, and even worse, stumble even worse over texts we're supposed to benchmark kids on. Rock on David. Jerk off to Jessica, Jerk off!
hunterxaz 1 year ago 4
this one i liked, honesty with children is getting more neccessary every second.
Idolcruisefix 1 year ago
5th!!!! i love wierdo comments, like debates like this, about morons who say "first!" i think they just like being first, like a child at an amusment park ride, even though we all get to go on it whenever we want to. another thing about first comment is they are the first to dive into the catacombs of unread comments.
Idolcruisefix 1 year ago
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Idolcruisefix 1 year ago
fourth !
billsanders29 1 year ago
isnt it awesome out of 1500 views none of the david cross fans are the dumbasses who say first
narezul 2 years ago
@narezul Well, that's basically what you did
joshpointoh 1 year ago
no.... i was talking about the fact that it happens and that people do it, theres a difference if you think really really hard. i was trying to allude to his fans not being so douchey or retarded and now thanks to you ive failed
jesus how can you like david cross` comedy and think thats what i just did? by that standard david cross is a racist for ever even saying the word "nigger" lol i saw the video title i wasnt expecting some kind of snarky comment
narezul 1 year ago