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  • Of course this is a spoof.

    What the Jevohah's witlesses (not a spelling mistake) actually believe is even more ridiculous.

  • this is a FAKE VIDEO!!! Jehovah's witness dont act like that, this is not the way we talk to people

  • This is a fake video.

    1. Jehovah's witness don't act like that at the door.

    2. Jehovah's witness don't go to church at all. Thay will never go near a church or go inside a church

    3. Jehovah's witness go the Kingdom hall.

    4. MASS?????? Jehovah's witness don't do mass in there Kingdom Hall.

  • @Sewell1985a are you a jehovah witness?

  • this is fake because they have mass on saturdays not sunday

  • @ireland9871 They dont have mass AT ALL!

  • @ireland9871 actually i am a jw and i have METTINGS not mass on sun.

  • all religious books are made by man.. not god! So stop trying to say they are words from god when clearly they were not

  • @Knoxxxster they are inspired by god

  • @Knoxxxster well yes that is true BUT it is very clear that GOD made them write and told them what to write

  • FUCK! Jehovah's Witnesses

  • delete this now, end your humiliation

  • @mostghost99 lol you religious fanatics are just too much. Last time one of you fuckers came and woke my ass up at 8 in the god,jehova,muhammad, Xenu, damn morning... you had a a bucket of water thrown at you. One mormon tried to fight me and got his ass whooped. Faith is for the weak minded so stop selling your garbage to people you don't know and don't care about your book of lies

  • @mostghost99 )': theyr humitlating us jehovah witnesses

  • door to door religion salesmen, enough said

  • this is shit

  • thats not funny.

  • very lame

  • Fake and gay

  • I find this difficult to masterbait to.

  • @mattisnice i find that comment to be desperately trying to get thumbs up and failing spelling in the process.

  • Lame

  • Dammm y'all can't even fake it right!!!!! Gay..

  • @dbspooky,

    Like John 1:1 says there is God (Jehovah) and a god (Jesus). So this verse like many more throughout the scriptures goes against some strange, mystical, trinity.

  • @kubystar no it actually says "the word was god" in john 1:1

  • @kubystar jesus IS NOT a god he is a spirit and it states that in the bible

  • @dbspooky,

    We worship The God...not Jesus, a god. For you to not call us christian is hilarious. Our Organization is called, The CHRISTIAN Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses. Also, where are we commanded to "bow down and worship" Jesus????? Clearly defined at 1 Cor. 8:4 Where it clearly says... "We know that an idol is nothing...and that there is no God but one." Now how would an act of worship to Jesus go against Jehovah's word? "no God but one." Obviously we ONLY worship Jehovah.

  • @dbspooky,

    @dbspooky,

    As for our persecution or lack thereof in your opinion, would you like to hear an outsider's view on our persecution? Consider. Religious commentator Ken Jubber, Department of Sociology at The University of Cape Town wrote "Viewed globally, this persecution has been so persistent and of such an intensity that it would not be inaccurate to regard Jehovah's witnesses as the most persecuted religion of the twentieth century."

  • @kubystar are u jahovah witness to?(:

  • @dbspooky,

    I have no idea if you actually do read the bible...but Jesus himself asked to not be worshipped...and the idea that we "dethroned" him is an ignorant thought because we pray in Jesus' name. He is the King. I assume if you believe in the trinity you would know of the scripture noted in John 1:1 it speaks of a "Word" that word is Jesus. It says the Word is "a god"<--- Note the lower-case "g". But the same verse also speaks of "The God"<--- Note the upper-case.

  • @kubystar are u a jehovas witness well i am and i will like if you futhermore explain your point thank you

  • Girls made it so even though its fake it wasnt funny

  • no comment other than big fat FAKERS

  • This is a lot of baloney its not a church at all that is so not true they are not realy jehovahs witnesses go bully somone else

  • Jesus tells us about persecution and true Christians being hated because of HIS name....Christians have been persecuted even unto death for Christ's sake..all but one of the original apostles were martyred because of their declaring Jesus is God...

    A JW has NEVER been persecuted for Christ's sake...their persecution is not the persecution of Christians...they deny our God and are NOT Christians...it is amazing that they call the mockery they receive as persecution..

  • @dbspooky,

    I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, but perhaps you are unaware that many Jehovah's Witnesses were put into concentration camps along with the Jews in WWII because they refused to engage in warfare, due to their theological interpretation of the Bible.

  • @05lowell05 Persecution spoke of in the Bible - is persecution of CHRISTIANS...not JWs....persecution as defined by the Bible is because of the "name of Jesus".....Jesus said we would be hated because of His name.

    The JWs deny and dethrone Him...Do you actually think that a JW would be martyred for Jesus' sake...I have never seen one bow down and worship Him as we are commanded to do.

  • @dbspooky,

    Have you personally ever been persecuted for the name of Jesus?

    And is someone a false-Christian if they have never been persecuted?

  • @05lowell05 EVERY DAY........especially by the JWs......

    If a "Christian has not been persecuted...they are either not a Christian or they are not obeying Jesus' commands and declaring the good news of His death burial and resurrection.........without His death and shedding of God's blood there is NO redemption for sin..and without His resurrection there is NO resurrection.

    I thank Him everyday for His death and resurrection..for us unto eternal life...praise JESUS

  • @dbspooky,

    And what kind of persecution have you gone through, exactly?

  • @05lowell05 No major persecution...just ridicule and hatred...all for the name of Jesus

  • @dbspooky,

    Yes, that seems to happen with every religious sect.

    When people have a religion, they get persecuted for it.

    There's people who hate Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, Sikhs, Wiccans, Scientologists, Druids, Asatrus, Deists, New Agers, Baha'is, Daoists, Shintos, Jainists, and all their respective denominations.

    Even non-religious people like Atheists and Agnostics get persecuted for their beliefs, or lack thereof.

    That's just the way things are.

  • @dbspooky jws ARE cristians

  • @05lowell05 and ur point that just means that were will do ANYTHING 4 wat we belive in

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  • @dbspooky i have been yelled at and have been threw many things 4 being a jw aand people like u r the people who cause others like us to want to leave this world PERMENATLY

  • not a jehovahs witness if somone slams the door in our face they dont act like that screaming like a frekin baby they never come without a bible

  • I NEVER SEEN A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS WITHOUT A BIBLE. SHE LOOKED MORE CATHOLIC. NOT BECAUSE SHE SAID MASS BUT BECAUSE SHE DID NOT HAVE A BIBLE

  • Where's an angry pedophile when you need one?

  • wow this is fake

    i a jw and this would never happin

  • @LOUDCORVETTE1 What religion doesn't?

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  • @Mr56strat that is rude and i hope u dont have kids cause u r being a bully

    

  • @lauryr00 No it isn't. I've experienced it first hand or I wouldn't comment on it. A bully? Why? Because I said the JW religion is controlling? As far as being rude, the ridiculous comment you just directed at me is arrogant and rude. 

  • @lauryr00 One more thing. Please go back to school and learn basic spelling.

    Spelling every other word incorrectly makes you look silly.

  • Ur dumb ass hell if u guys want it to look real ull get adults and ull say congregation instead of church dumb bitch

  • well, at least the skinny one is cute.

  • stupid hoes

  • oh. ho. ho.

    this is so hilarious.

    NOT.

  • To eternityandforever: So you're saying that Peter, Paul, John and the other New Testament writers and the first century churches associated with them were wrong because they did not address God as Jehovah? There is no evidence that the apostles or the early Christians attached Jehovah as God's divine name. Rather, congregations of believers were "assembled in the name of our Lord Jesus." 1 Corinthians 5:4.

  • So stupid and ignorant to post this on youtube...only making a fool out of urselvs, not JWs! This goes to all the JWs seeing this, Jesus said "And you will b objects of hatred by all people because of my name. And yet not a hair of ur heads will by any means perish. By endurance on ur part u will acquire ur souls" "happy are when people reproach u and persecute u and lyingly say every sort of wicked thing against u for my sake. Rejoice and leap for joy, since ur reward is great in the heavens"

  • @dreammepr74. Persecution can basically happen to most faiths, not just limited to the Watchtower Witnesses. The Jewish faith has been persecuted for centuries, should they also rejoice and leap for joy, for their reward is great in the heaven? My point is that true Bible believing Christians are persecuted in many countries. Also, look at TV media, programs, and politically liberal people who persecute us all the time. Bill Maher for example.

  • @Tenorforte Watchtower Witnesses? you got the name wrong.

  • @Tenorforte lolololololololololol always the victim never the accused. NOW YOUR GONNA GET ANGRY WITH ME.....your all ponds in the devils game. Open your eyes ol decieved one, for the time is upon you to see the true light in ye presence.

  • @iatspoe, Pardon? What did I say wrong?

  • Moron kids. So stupid it is beyond a bag of Hammers.

  • Pathetic

  • Jehovah is God's name. Check dictionaries, encyclopedias, bibles (at Exodus 6:3, Isaiah 42:8, and Isaiah 54:5). Jehovah's Witnesses serve Christ Jesus our Lord. Matthew 4:17 Jesus started preaching. He taught his disciples to preach in Matthew 10. Matthew 10:14 tells them to go house to house. Matthew 24:14 says this good news of the kingdomwill be preached... before the end comes.

    Jesus taught his disciples to make more disciples at Matthew 28:19,20,"Go therefore and make disciples..."

  • They don't 'praise the Lord' they "Praise Jehovah".  In reality they are slaves that worship and place magazines for their publishing cult The Watchtower Society.

  • @MsAgnosticatheist u r really wrong and catolics also publish things so do other religions. i have been a catholic then a jw.............. i know wats best

  • Sad little Girls.

  • this is really rude and immature like yall must not have much better to do with your lives

  • Totally inappropriate and stupid.

  • oh jeeze fake fake fake fake

  • this is fake... the female in the white said " my name is susan and were from the CHURCH of the Jehovahs witness ... hehe

  • @TheOpenMinded12460 I thought that was rude and wrong. Next, time ask if God is so powerful or real why could he not bring Kyron Horman home? Kyron Horman is a boy that is missing in Portland, Oregon.

  • @LOUDCORVETTE1

    What planet are you on? Obviously you know NOTHING about Jehovah's Witnesses, or even know anyone that does! It is the Catholic priests that are giving up millions of $ just to keep kids quiet! And, they can afford it... They are the ones that should be on the cover of Forbes...robbing the people blind! The Witnesses don't ever have collections, like the Catholics and others, that only want your cash in your weekly envelope! You can go back to watching Twilight now!

  • When I was 12, a neighbor girl was allowed to die because her nutty parents believed that a life-saving blood transfusion would allow "evil-spirits" to enter her body. How can people in our modern times be so ignorant !?!?!? They let their own daughter die because of some silly Jehova witness religious belief !!! 

  • @orangemod Then they were obviously mislead, we don't believe "evil" spirits will enter our body. End of story. Period.

  • @funnyplayback FPB, they may well have been misled. It i a sad story just the same. Cheers, Dave

  • Church of the Jehova's Witness??? No. It's called a Kingdom Hall. THis is BS.

  • @Shaunte106th You swore, aren't you a Witness?

  • @mavclo I am actually not a Witness. In fact I am not even close to one. I am in a military cadet program and I'm planning to go to college and be comissioned as an officer in army. (Which is totally a sin against the witnesses) and I salute the flag often. I am just tired of people going against one religion. I do study with the Witnesses but even if I was one. People aren't perfect and you my friend seem to like to use one person as a tool against the religion. But that's ok. It's common. :)

  • @Shaunte106th So you do study with the witnesses, don't worry you will be one soon.

  • @mavclo haha. Yeah. After I become a ranger and kill bigots like you. (That's not a witness statement, oh no I'm gonna die) I bet you are someone that listens to other people to feel accepted. I study with them to get an understanding of a religion that does not have a history of killing people of other culture ( cough Catholic) and you seem to be wanting a fight because you are making it like I'm in a cult when I am keeping my respect for them. If they are right. I will be sorry for you. O Well

  • @Shaunte106th I think you need to study very hard and then study some more my friend. How am I at all a bigot? Please clarify. You are studying with a cult and please if you can tell me other wise with articulate reasoning, let me know. You have pseudo respect and for that I fell sorry for you. But by all means go on and keep killing....I for one will never kill nor suggest to kill anyone I disagree with or hate. But yes, keep studying, you have a long way to go.

  • @mavclo Well I appreciate that you are being civil with me and not cursing. I am wrong for death threats but it is not a cult when it is not centered to one person. The main word is the bible. If we were in a cult, then we would be worshipping a human being not Jehova who is an actual name for god. It is just the Catholics took it out of the original bible to change it to their ways. No offense, but when you believe that Jesus is god. Then you are in a cult. We actually pray to a god.

  • This is so stupid I'm a Jehovah's Witness and we are only trying to help u and if u don't except it's on u this video is totally wrong how a witness would react they would just walk off and not care so if u r going to make a vid about Witnesses make it right!

  • What is it?

    I tough it was Naughty America

    :nohope:

  • Liked, if whiners don't want to watch this video then don't. Nobody likes salesmen and nut-cases knocking on their door and this video expresses that. If the nut-cases are offended, tough. It's your right to be offended but that doesn't make the subject material offensive.

  • THAT VIDEO IS ALL WRONG THERE IS NO MASS NUMBER 1 WE SAY KINGDOMHALL NOT CHURCH NUMBER 2 AND GET A LIFE ASAP

  • nobody has a sense of humor, i liked it :)

  • Realistic fail...sum what epicly

  • awwwww how cute... look how rich and well of you girls are... i'ms sure ya'll have MANY problems in life

  • @kylem1112 But you probably do tho.

  • Wow how funny are these two dumb btchs lol I'm not JW but that's not how they talk at all and it's not even funny just shows how ignorant you girls are !

  • It's funny how people who do not even know anything about the Witnesses make fun of them. The one who is teasing and telling half truth and half lies is the fool. Not JWs.

  • You dont have to delete the video, thats what flagging is for

  • They don't believe in Christ as a Savior, they just believe He was a man.

  • Wow Ignorance really is a Bliss!

  • Yeah right! That presentation was so fake! "Church" and "Praise the Lord" are not in the witnesses vocabularly. If you're going to parody them (or even criticize), at least maintain some plausibility (even the girl's notes were way----too tacky!). You're coming across as biased or misinformed.

  • So faakke

  • blah blah blah jehovah and shit....wow u people only believe in that shit because u are afraid to die and whats gonna happen after that....why dont you just live ur life and stop wasting it on that useless crap.

  • man every youtube video i come across is nothing but insulting and making a mockery of Jehovah's Witnesses. whatever happen to videos that deal with intellectual conversation with one, get there point across and that other person gets there point across. or something of educational value,which btw i did manage to come across some....but majority is just mockery...sad. oh well see you all in Disneyland.

  • If we don't disrespect anyone from a different religion, why should the world disrespect us? We are people, not some pre programmed cyborgs, people that like the same things you do. Food, music, fashion. We are not boring, nor cycos. Stop the rude junk. In Matthew 7:12 Jesus said, "All things, therefore, that you want men to do to you, you also must likewise do to them;" So stop. And if you have nothing better to do than disrespect people, you need to get a life.

  • And all the nonsense about, "Oh I got out! I was free!" That is junk, parents don't force you to get baptized, when you are old enough, you can decide if you want to stay with the organization or not. Stop the rude videos, I mean if you are christain or catholic would you like rude videos about your religion. AND you don't loose your family when you are a witness. It's your old family that doesn't want to accept your decision. And you can have friends from any religion.

  • All of this garbage, shows how stupid people can really be. We don't read the bible to babies, we are not some hypnotizing freaks, and we are not lunatics. If any of you had a brain at all you would realize what we really are. We have fun, we go to parties, we can drink, we just don't get drunk, even Jesus drank wine! We are people just like anyone, and we should be respected just like everyone else. If you don't want to be a witness, don't be. No one is forcing you.

  • Ok little girls, we don't praise the lord Jesus, we go to the kingdom hall to worship the only true God Jehovah! Jesus was his son and he did a huge thing for us by being tortured for behalf of us and you little girls are unappreciative for what he did and by offending God's people!

  • @4everizingpeace is this suppose to be funny? making a joke out of Jehovah the supreme ruler of the universe is a mistake

  • Deut 18 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.

    jehovah witnesses put out a book called "revelation its grand climax at hand" foretelling the end of the world in 1985-1995 according to Matthew 21. Before this they said that the world would end in 1975 according to there figures 6000 years since the fall of man.

    jw are false prophets

  • @JesusSavedme78 witnesses in the past made that mistake I dont blame the witnesses for their mistake most of those people who made that prediction is not even Jehovah Witnesses anymore just because someone makes a mistake dont mean they are false prophets at leats we admit we were wrong unlike others

  • Hi cleveland thank you for your response, I believe its our duty to seek truth without truth we can not have happiness and we will NOT know Jesus

    If we investigate the jehovah witnesses we find that there is very little truth - I'm not sure if you are familiar with the leading authorities of Ph'd, Archeologist, Greek translators etc who are involved in translating the Gospels (i.e Dr Mantey) All of which condemn the jw for malignantly misinterpreting the bible to suit there own beliefs

  • @JesusSavedme78 In my experience with the witnesses, they let the Bible interpret the Bible by bouncing around to so many other scriptures to get the correct view point of a teaching. They firmly believe that the Bible will not contradict itself. I sat in on a study, and the minister was able to teach things using other people's Bible! This really illustrates how most translations are basically saying the same thing. However, the translations used by most church-goers don't contain,,

  • @MysteryMan20091 ,,God's personal name, JEHOVAH, found at Psalms 83:18 at least in older translations of the King James. This figures, because the Bible makes it clear that Satan's "ministers of light" don't want people to get to know the author of the Bible as a person. They rather teach people that God is some mystic trinity that cannot be understood.

  • @clevelandshero23 your doctrine is not even mentioned in the bible the trinity. give me a scripture that proves this doctrine and why do so many people who support this doctrine have different beliefs about it? Christianity is so quick to say that the Roman Chatholic Church is the whore that sits on the beast but where did Christianity come from? umm let me guess the Roman Catholic church

  • @clevelandshero23 Dude, do some research and you'll find that there's a big difference between what Christ and his apostles taught versus what modern Christianity--or more appropriately Apostate Christendom teaches. That is why Ghandi could say "I love Christ, but despise "Christians"!"

  • @MysteryMan20091 Christianity comes from the Roman Catholic Church

  • @clevelandshero23 The Roman Catholic Church is a product of "weed-like" Christianity that merged with the State during Constatine's time, thus you have the Vatican. But true "wheat-like" Christians (I'm getting this from Jesus's illustration of the weeds and the wheat) have no part in Government. Why do you think Christ ran away from the people when they tried to make him a king? His kingdom was no part of this "sinking ship"--the earthly governments under Satan's invisible control(1 John 5:19

  • @MysteryMan20091 I know that why do you think that Jehovah Witnesses do not take part of this world

  • @clevelandshero23 The minister told me that real Christians cannot get wrapped up in political controversies--especially the wars that have been fought. You cannot charge a real witness of spilling the blood of another fellow witness, because he'll go to jail before going to war. And yet the Church as a whole hasn't prevented their members from doing this. Jesus tells us the identifying mark of true christians[Read John 13:35]. How can one's religion fit this description?

  • @MysteryMan20091 First Century Christians--before Constatine's time, did not participate in politics, and were even looked at as enemies of mankind because of their non-involvement. That is why they used to be persecuted badly early on; burned as human torches on stakes. From what I read in the Bible, real Christians should be about preaching and teaching about God's Kingdom that Christ told everybody to pray for in the Lord's Prayer; not striking alliances with the governments. 

  • @MysteryMan20091 The governments are destined to be removed (check out Daniel 2:44). They serve a purpose NOW, giving us a measure of order--thus we pay back Ceasar's things to Ceasar and be good citizens. But devotion belongs to God. And the Christian should be prayerfully waiting on God's Kingdom--not trying to straighten out something that cannot be made straight (this crooked world w/ its politics). Ask yourself this. When was the last time ANYBODY in office satisfied all of the people? 

  • @4everizingpeace

    Jehovah's Witnesses DO believe in Jesus and that he is God's firstborn (or first created son)! Before you go off saying something like that, perhaps you should find out the facts! Just ASK a WITNESS! Example: why would you ask a Chef about heart surgery? Also, make sure it is a qualified Witness... not someone that "finally escaped"!

  • @ppepperfarm. How can the Lord Jesus be created when he created all things? John 1:3?

  • @Tenorforte John 1:1-3 1 In the beginning the Word was, and the Word was with God, and the Word was a god. 2 This one was in the beginning with God. 3 All things came into existence through him, and apart from him not even one thing came into existence. What has come into existence ((ok.... the Word was with (G)od(Almighty) and the Word was a (g)od (mighty).. this ONE was in the begining WITH (G)od (Almighty again)

    All things came into existence through him....( not from him but through him))

  • @4everizingpeace ACTUALLY father son and holy ghost are all GOD Jahova is a big JOKE

  • @4everizingpeace ridiculous made up bullshit god doesnt exist

  • @Hectom8 WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't according with any religions..... God and Devil both false gods.

  • Stupidest fake video I ever watched. Understand JW more first before u make a fake video on them.

  • This is the fakest shut ever cuz Even Jehovah witnesses know tht women should be in the kitchen

  • so darn retarded, and even JW dont have a church nor the women wear mini skirts. And the women do not go alone to a house.. RETARDED!

  • U guys are trannys! So shut up!

  • this is retarded witnesses dont say that???sounds like a new baptist...its called a hall not a church..n they have meetings not masses..im not gunna call myself a witness but shit al least do your research b4 making a stupid video

  • this is retarded witnesses dont say that???sounds like a new baptist

  • You go girl!

  • good for you

  • That was just stupid....

  • I know it's fake but you obviously didn't do your research either. Jehovah's witnesses don't have "masses" they have meetings and at least were I'm from the aren't on Sunday. And it's Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses, not church.

    They wouldn't say "The lord Chirst our saviour" either because they don't believe in Trinity or any of that. And no I'm not a Jehovah's Witness.

  • terrible

  • I think she was too nice

    lol

    good for the kids

  • lol i love to see people's comments on here, they're freaking out over some people having fun lolol

  • sariotype that is afencive johovas wihtnessis is prasing god aka johova if u do not fowllow him u will not me resurected while jesus will lead the wipe out of nonfowlllowers and cend the devil to be locked up then let go after some wat years and this will happen again and after some wat other years he will die

  • wow idk what to tell u two but u sould really check the web site and no the facts u don't make us jehovah witness (thats how u spell it) look bad cause when u say that about us ur really dealing with the god who gived u life. at less stop the videos about this topic. thank u

    sister from U.S.A

  • @thesongmakers

    Seriously learn how to spell and use proper grammar before you get pissed off on you tube.

  • we dnt believe jesus is god he is son and we dnt call our place of worship a church thank and plz do not make any more rude video we do not make rude videos about your religion

  • @BayyJones54 -Is it part your religion to spell like an idiot? if so you will be blessed.

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  • @BayyJones54 Jehovahs witness do belive Jesus is god/Jehovahs son

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  • @legendkilla360 Bellend

  • @shannonm75 so true!!!!!

  • You should take it down simply cuz it's stupid and not even funny. If you're gonna make fun of them do it right.

  • at the TOP u kno that they are not JEHOVAS WITNESS because wedont use the word CHURCH

  • i really feel for everyone that mocks now......

  • @lavellove1

    too bad god doesnt exist.

  • @Waff13z Too bad you're gonna die.

  • @iRichie01

    Touche?

    i already knew that...

  • @Waff13z Zzz. W.e I'm soo bored