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  • HILARIOUS!

  • i was expecting a toilet, someone's ass, toilet paper and the whole bit

  • if you guys dont know this guy is from a sketch comedy show called the chaser, bloody gold, but this was on TV

  • How can someone say the "F" world on live television with out getting in trouble?

  • @patsaxon LOL this is actually from a satire show going on a real morning show and doing this, but this was actually staged and never was broadcasted during the real show. it was all broadcast during the satrie show during late night tv

  • im still waiting for him to shit on her

  • This is NOT what I imagined when I read "does a brutal dump".... although I'm actually quite glad.

  • That was fucking GR8

  • ...I guessing the girlfriend wasn`t too upset as he he is an ugly fucker!! Im sure his mother loves him though!!

  • ahahahahaaha, look at these guys arguing over poo. Stop giving each other such a hard time, you're both special in your mothers' eyes!

  • a man does a brutal dump on live tv????? REally??? wht in the fuck did he eat last night

  • that a boy

  • damn i thought this was real.

  • SUNRISE!!

  • His girlfriend made 90 different youtube accounts to dislike this

  • I knew he was breaking up with someone. The turd comments show the incredible lack of intelligence and people's understanding of the english language on youtube which actually doesn't surprise me at all.

  • I give this man nuff ratings mans a fucking G.. madd respect

  • why do all you sick f*cks click on a link to watch a guy sh!t on live tv???? sick sick f*cks

  • man does a brutal dump on live tv.... yet i see no poop

  • I think you need to rephrase the title of this video mr uploader, cos many disappointed viewers, like myself expected a turd descending from his buttocks on live television for our amusement.

  • @LinkinRazer lmao XD

  • Im not sure whether im happy or disappointed the guy didnt take a dump on live tv

  • if i was his girlfriend id be devastated

  • @959chris Joe is a boy.

  • yes I got pissed , no sex, that's why I left her, I am tired of hearing that I'm going too fast, I mean come on, I thought @ 18 people became adults. I'm openly bitter about this matter. Life isn't fair, all I want is a wife and a kid or two like everybody else, is that too much to ask? I think not.

  • I had a gf for four months, not one time we did we have sex, we barely communicated, we only made out a few times but no sex, that bitch all she did was make me spend my money on her so I dumped her. And she doesn't even have a job. God dammit I'm 29 years old, don't tell me I'm moving too fast, i'm like seven years behind where I should be, for Christ's sake I should've had a son/daughter going into second grade by now.

  • hahaha

  • I'm as disappointed as Peter Griffin was when he misunderstood Jury Duty. Ehehehe, duty.

  • so when does he crap himself?

  • Some females just don't get the message! I don't like talking like to ladies like that - but some females are bunnie boilers. I had to threaten one with the police she was getting too heavy - weird fucker. Slept with her when I was drunk (had to be, if you seen her) then she wanted to get married. WTF

  • LMFAO

  • When I clicked on this video, I thought he was going to be taking a shit on TV. I wonder if that says something about me as a person.

  • @Klossey Haha. That's why I watched it too. I seriously thought he was about to crap his pants until it all turned unfunny. Fake, staged and the hosts ruin everything with their bad acting.

  • In U.S. English, the title leads the viewer to believe someones gonna poop. I was disappointed.

  • @Bonicacio ROFL

  • @Bonicacio you here to see that.. :)

  • @Bonicacio man that was a letdown

  • @Bonicacio

    uuuh, no. YOUR mind led you to believe you were going to see poop. why do you wanna see someone shit anyways? you obviously have the mentality of a 10th grader. I saw exactly what i expected to see.

  • @mannic55 In the U.S., a common expression used to refer to someone using the toilet to take a shit is, "I'm gonna go take a dump." Why would I wanna see someone shit on live television? Because that would be extremely hilarious. You my friend have no sense of humor, and from all the likes I've accumulated for voicing my opinion, I feel I've proved my point well enough that no insult back to you will be necessary. Enjoy :)

  • @Bonicacio

    watching someone take a shit is hilarious?? and i have no sense of humor? as for the likes, look around you man, there are stupid people all over this site, so the fact that they all agree with you means nothing. go ahead and base your popularity on a thumbs up from a bunch of random random half-tards. good luck with life, you will need it :)

  • @mannic55 Dear Mannic55,

    I am going to safely assume you don't have any formal education, and are likely lacking the physical appearance and/or ability to do something more productive with your life than troll someone for cracking a joke about a poop. Yes seeing someone crap there pants would be funny to me, and yes I do have a sadistic sense of humor. I will give you that this type of humor is not intended for everyone. However, seeing as how you're "manic" depressive, this is likely due to

  • the fact that you are simply having what is known as a delusion. A delusion by definition is, "a false, strongly held belief not influenced by logical reasoning." Seeing as how this is obviously the case, I will politely let you off the hook for having such a depressing, illness ridden, and shitty life. Keep your luck my friend, I think it is you that will need it.

    Sincerely, Bonicacio

  • @Bonicacio

    hahaha how polite. Nope, just a name and im fine. How long did it take you to come up with all that bullshit. lol. pooping is funny for idiots. standing by my point. Also, im educated, ticketed and making more money this week than you have seen all year. peace brother.

  • @Bonicacio HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • hahahahahahah get the FUCK outta ma life and they thought he was gunna propose !

  • when u ment your partner joe....you ment your boyfriend...right?

  • I thought he meant dump as shit hahaha

  • @datres77 same haha

  • I took a brutal shit today. Much more brutal than this guy's.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • FaKe

  • for all u dumb fucks for thinking this is real no it is not real it is fake u thick headed fucks.

  • @TAZZDAZZ69ER Hmm...my friend, I do believe you have some anger issues. A little Prozac will clear that right up =)

  • @PikajewElectricRabbi mate, i dont even no what the fuck that means but hey welcome to 21st century.

  • if this asshole were to dump my sister, i'd beat his ass. fuck, my sister would do the same for me, 

  • @iiHellBorn you jerk, how would you feel if you were dumped on national television? I agree @sianchild and @ir10031981.

  • @nadine2k101 you tell 'em Nadine!

  • @nadine2k101 If you had actually paid attention to the video, he said he has already tried to get her out of his life in other ways. Maybe he had to go this extreme so she'd bloody get it through her thick head.

  • he was out of line doing that on public television, what he couldn't do it in person?

  • I hope he was kidding, if not, what the hell is wrong with him! either way that was uncalled for, on live television?!

  • LOL! get the fuck out of my life.

  • haha, I LOVE THIS GUY!

  • The guy is a jerk, and she's better off without him. What a crass thing to do!

  • @sianchild oh yea it was indeed crass, I can relate to her, I've been dumped by a guy too, we'll find a good man.

    someday....

  • They thought he was gonn apropose dats y initially they went like "aawwww" and showed xcitement...lollz...

  • wheres the feces?!!!

  • fucking top bloke! bet she didnt see that coming!

  • Live Dump on TV? (Hmm...could be interesting.)

    A Man does a brutal dump on live tv... (Not just a dump, but a brutal dump...FUCK YEAH!)

    ...to his girlfriend (AW FUCK...lame)

  • Same lol still good

  • yeah I too, was thinking it was a guy taking a shit lol

  • DAMN IT. I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO DO AN ACTUAL POO ! WHAT A LET DOWN...

  • Its a set up. He's a comedian...its not real people.

  • @costateguise - he is a comedian but it's not a set-up per se. It was live on Australian television and they swearing caused quite an uproar. Given who the guest is, I am not sure why they were surprised.

  • @bgussey By set up I'm not saying everyone knew what he was going to do. I mean set up as in...people are making out that he was actually dumping his girlfriend. When of course...he wasnt.

  • @bgussey I thought it was New Zealand.

  • @costateguise cyborgs?

  • this guys the man now thats how you dump a chick

  • the way he said it was like that bitch is stalking him..........

  • what a turd

  • ith ought theis involved feces....CRACKWOOD the movie!!!

  • I was hoping for the other kind of dump.

  • lol their faces before and after!!!!!

  • Oh,poor Jo!

  • chasers war on everything. the best trolls on earth.

  • what a douche

  • drama queen

  • This was a suggestion to the "How to Burn Poop" on a combat zone video

  • Haven't seen this show in a while, it's pretty awesome though.

  • He Gives Christian Bale a Run for his money!

  • i expected shit but this was pretty good shit too

  • 0:31  lol

  • I was expecting him to take a shit on the table ಠ_ಠ

  • I fucking hate those pricks on Sunrise. Chasers are awesome though.

  • this is by "the chasers war on everything" it was the funniest sketch ive ever seen. these guys are pure class

  • fake, but awesome!

  • @Pinage lol its not fake mate

  • @Airsoftsouth11 The Chaser admitted it was fake. It only aired on their show, never live on Sunrise.

  • @Pinage Did they? so they say fuck on TV ..

  • @Airsoftsouth11 They had a late time-slot, so yes.

  • @Pinage Its not fake but the laughing is

  • OMG!!!!!!! :O i shouldnt laugh lol i feel so sorry for his girlfriend

  • hahahahahaha great one.......made for fuck is always fucked...lolxx

  • lol guys it's already been mentioned hundreds of times, but this guy is Chas Licciardello. He's a popular comedian from The Chaser, a satirical group from here in Australia. This wasn't actually aired and he actually got them to pull this stunt as a joke after the show (it wasn't live). Apparently they weren't expecting him to swear as much and so subsequently disapproved of the whole thing. The Chaser's War on Everything aired it anyway.

  • dump as in a word or phrase being dumped or bleeped on tv

  • Good job mate!!! Cheers!

  • I remember this....big ups to the guy for having the balls to do this on live tv. This is 100% real!!!

  • lol indian guy

  • yo i was expecting him to take a poop

  • now thats amazing!!!

  • So funny! Chaser's War On Everything ROCKS!!!  And he had already done heaps of other things to break up with her.

  • i thought this dude was gunna take a dump not dump some 1

  • Quality.

  • i thought someone was going to take a dump!

  • Wow, you can swear on talk shows!? What show is this from?

  • @kidothekoala it looks like a news set...and since news is live they did not have the time to bleep it out

  • @kidothekoala

    This is sunrise on Channel 7...morning show here in Australia.

  • is that joshua radin...

  • OUCH!

  • Fucking uploader ..... scam video!! 

  • hahahaha!!

  • its not fake i watchd this. but the laughs wernt there

  • It's fake, people...Quit taking everything at face value. Try, perhaps, looking up information so as to verify.

    I did. And I discovered that it's a comedy/shock skit.

    But then again, you're your average people. Of course you're ignorant.

  • @djfakt where is a link saying its fake...... im trying to educate someone.

  • it wasnt fake. the morning show is real and the man being interviewed is from a comedy tv show. they were interviewing him live on air about his show and he said that on live television

  • wow!!!!!

  • dumped as in kicked to the curb, ahhh gotcha..i thought he was about to shit on live t.v.

  • This is fake.

  • What a legend.

  • In the description I read "brutal dump"... so I undo my zip start watching and what a disappointment!

  • @kacper1194 LOL

  • i thought he was gunna take a poop or something

  • Where's the poo? Boooo!

  • to be honest i wanted him to poo on tv

  • damn the chasers hahahaha

  • lmao im sure more then half the people that watched this vid thought some guy was gonna take a shit XD

  • I have seen the guy on an australian prank-comedy show so... Its not real...

  • Based on the title of the video, I was expecting the guy to shit himself live on tv.

  • @CrazyDancingBear lol, so was i, live dump, XD

  • @CrazyDancingBear Your wish is my command, brother! /watch?v=5252Kx37vXU

  • @CrazyDancingBear why would you wanna see that?

  • oh i thought it was poop

  • @joshgcruz LOL

  • @joshgcruz me to lmao

  • @joshgcruz yeah me to? it might have been funnier. this sucked

  • @joshgcruz rofl

  • @joshgcruz me too

  • @joshgcruz hahahahaha, it's not poop but at least that would have been funny.

  • PRICELESS!!! 100% GOLD!!

  • i thought he was taking a shit too

  • fucking stinky Indian... you just don't know how much your girlfriend's dying to say the same thing to you. hahahahahah

  • @LoveOlderWomen what the hat???

  • i watch 10 times and laugh

  • lol owned.

  • This also happened on a British tv show last yr...I don't watch tv but I know it was daytime crap

    .f*ck if you can't get mad get even....lol..I remember listening to my ex-husband (yep I dumped him .I dumped the whole lot of them..lol,a skip is needed outside my house) lolol

    But my husband twittered on. .you know,the little man,time of the month (all of the month) yeh,moan but he said "but life is TOO long to forget+forgive" I thought what a d*ck!

    .but yep he poss might be right Miaoww!

  • @MissPandora1967

    The lot of them? how many men have you married?

  • ommg sunrisee. xD

    wonder when this was, i always watch this :)

  • tht was cool as hell id do tht real tlk but id be more brutal :) lol

  • we've been togetber seven years and i just wanna say....get the f*ck outta my life, lmfao! hilarious!!!!

  • people you fuking retards this is chasers war on everything look it up

  • when i saw the title, i tought he was gonna take a shit

  • love this video, straight up!

    Guy is a legend!

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  • So people logged on to this and watched it thinking someone was going to take a shit.......you are weird.....Go to the porn shop for that crap (pardon the pun)!

  • Guys if you could all take some time out to watch

    BEST PRO JUMP EVER

    Me and my bother (Andy) would be so grateful he is the star of the show ha ha

  • i was expecting a live shit

  • wheres the caca?

  • FTW

  • i dont smell any shit... Where's my shit god dammit

  • o, that dump

  • This is a sketch from the famous Australian television show, The Chasers.

    Sorry to ruin the magic, the show later confirmed it was set up.

  • when I read the title I thought someone was going to take a shit on tv. What a big letdown.

  • wow i wish he pulled down his pants and took a dump that was lame

  • o.....k/issues

  • She must be so ugly, first to go out with this dickhead and second for being dissed by this dickhead.

  • I mean real.

  • this can not be true.

  • @cutie4u61288 it is true mate, check out chasers war on everything....their always doing funny shit

  • i thought someone was going to go poop