cleveland bear sighting

[BrenttheGreat]

Pets and humans are not bear food. I don't know what planet she is living on.

[doodieheadable]

10 people don't see what's so funny.

[desumongler]

watch?v=daEIXmj6UOo&feature=re­lated

Meanwhile in the UK, Americans look like idiots as usual.

[cwthompson16]

AHAHAAHA @ that fucking 'recreation'

[shadowclysm]

If a bear shits in the wood and no one heard it, should we still give a shit?

[Applemask]

This is what the bear probably looked like. ...Except real.

Oh god. I studied Journalism at Princeton for this. Jesus Christ I hate me.

[Sonicthemainman]

That bear was so realistic. Probably the best reanactment of it I've ever seen.

[VTRaider202]

"This is what the bear probably looked like. Except real."

[plixplop]

I'm having a hard time imagining what a bear looks lik- OH, thanks

[cooliolegs84M]

10 people are not faster than a bear

[wickedsks]

Remember, kids: when running from a cardboard bear, you don't have to be particularly fast, just faster than your cardboard friends.

[musik4life06]

lol this is hilarious

[Perlustrate]

This is what a news segment is probably like....except real.

[MyMagicMakeup]

LMFAO!

[trinthakias]

are u fucking serious? aha. I see bears here usually 2-3 times a week,,,and what was with that re-creation?..

[bradyaharris]

wtf



[calmdog]

None of this is funny at all. My little brother was eaten by a cardboard bear and BECAME scat. This just brought it all back.....

[alykat89]

i actually laughed out loud... that was so ridiculous... but it is FOX news so i believe it... everything they say is ridiculous...

[pmwncali]

@alykat89 LOLOLOLOLOLOL GOOD ONE BROSKI

[OZ2YOU]

" I am good , I am aa... faster than a bear " are those "news" for real !?

[zenmen55]

"Hello, 911, uhh, these people are running around my house with these cardboard things."

[EnigmaV8]

"RAAAAWWWRRR!!!"  LOL!

[kungFuGirl01]

Hahaha LOL

[jenmuscoby]

Wow America... your entertainment news has taken a new step in the direction of rediculousness. The whole world laughs at you

[usyagi]

@jenmuscoby It's fox news...even we laugh at them.

[Ilovegreendart21]

Hahahah... classic Fox news

[WilliamRayWalters]

I think it's hilarious. I wish local news were more like this, instead of so serious. Why should only weather guys be allowed to be nutty?

[quixoto]

How could this possibly be real!?

[salsbar]

@quixoto I said the same thing...

[ennuieffect]

No freaking way this is real... no way is the local news that hilariously retarded.

[DreamxParadise]

LOL i saw this on jimmy fallon. so hilarious.

[Niffum]

Because none of us would have any Idea what the bear would have looked like in the woods or climbing a tree with out the cardboard cut out. Thank you. I feel better informed now. =D

[BPMusic08]

Is this some kind of joke? What a reconstruction...

[024lizardking]

"this is what the bear looked like....except real"

lmfao these poeple r idiots!!

[tyranthk]

i am good, i am faster than the bear

[DocWoods22]

What a bunch of retarded city folk. Its a freaking bear. OH MY GOD. Why not call the police every time a rabbit craps in your yard ? What the hell are the police going to do ? Lets rely on the cops for every little thing. Go back to the city. If you didnt keep constructing homes in rural areas and destroying rural land, you wouldnt compress wildlife into small parcels of land and have encounters. You all really look like idiots to any one from the country.

[stevestone88]

hahaha! what if it was a poster of a really big gay hairy black guy?

[justinbeibersux]

those recreations r a fail!

[emk2585]

OMFG that is unreal ha ha ha ha ha ha

[shraphen]

0:58 Priceless!

[colachuu]

0:19 omg so funny

but real

[jrparri]

Headline should have been:

"Prop guy at channel 8 smokes a bowl, pulls crazy shit on the air, doesn't get fired"

[pchae1]

@jrparri LOL serious..

[powerpillfist]

what the hell is going on?

[BlueShaman11]

I think you can only take one of those a year. WHAT THE ****!!!???

[Powercleaner]

LMAO, Favorited

[CikaFajer1]

haha wtf

[Oshunculurseen08]

thankyou /b/

[IRELANDSELITE]

this 4 real?

[emk2585]

@IRELANDSELITE I really think it's real

[rajkumari529]

Omg. This is hilarious.

[booyouh0ar]

0:40 LMFAO! Oh man.

[samkhoury666]

OMG that's SO monty python!

[StuckinFoner]

faux news is so ghetto

[StuckinFoner]

too funny

[MrRitz808]

I lol'd so hard... this has to be fake...

[Dylan6281]

Nope this is from the news team where I live they really are this retarded.... Fox kinda sucks lol

[Zero4Mars]

A shining example of why some have difficulty "understanding" the Onion media outlet.

[solidkingcobra]

Pulitzer winning reporting.

[Shopgirl52325]

Wonder how much they had to pay the guy to run behind the "bear" cutout. Pretty funny!!

[naythen246]

This is probably what the bear looked like... except real.... HAHAHHAHA

[Saleop]

fucking americans

[rorshacherror]

@Saleop I know, please get me out of here.

[davidzimacansuckit]

A bear ate my garbage the other night. Maybe I'll be on the news!

[maryhelensays]

hahahhaha oh wow.

[stigger91]

Their recreations are hilarious. Especially the rabbit LMAO

[rags8o]

You heard it, you can only take one adrenaline rush a year.

[rafaelc378]

Best Parts:

-Bears climbing trees

-Relieved Squirrel

[TheEastCoaster]

Wow. A bear in the woods. Call the police! A bird in the sky, run home for your life. People are hopeless and this is just more proof of that. "Expert" who hasn't seen a bear...................

[technologyms]

epic fox

[beccabonz626]

hahahhah. gotta love cleveland

[BrittIsRadxx]

Ahaha! I love how people are dumb enough to think this is, like, a real news story.

It was obviously made up by someone brilliant<3

I love the bear climbing the tree. :]

[tatical23]

aaahhaa.."this is what the bear probably looked like. Except real" LOL

One of the best news stories of all time. I love the narrator.

[FreestyleGypsy]

Reading the comments on this video is a masochistic exercise. How can anyone not recognize this as the brilliant satire that it is?

[Weaselpanties]

That was awesome!

[squarebird]

Hilarious - and it fooled all the idiots who do not know satire! The result of a generation not raised on MAD magazine or the National Lampoon (and who were raised to never make fun of anyone for anything) is a generation who cannot be trusted to hear the news or read an advertisement.

[bainaboy]

I wish the news was this funny in the UK.

[GOODBYEmikaela]

Wuttup with the rabbit?

On 1:15 ?

[drummenator]

"Scat" is the word for poop, not food.

[sabai2024]

oh man, i'm crying. this is amazing. it's gotta be from the same guy who made the leprechaun news story.

[AjAj32]

LOL @ the re-enactment. A+ reporting Fawx.

[kv117]

wow. sounds like the town of "Chagrin" is being attacked by a mysterious cardboard bear. I'd love to believe this, but this is the Internet, which has the credibility of headlight fluid.

[kv117]

"except real." really?

[SilentSnakeEyes]

I lol'd at the re-enactment of the bear getting away

[AMassofHumanity]

Was this broadcast originally on April 1st? It's too hilarious, even for Fixed News, to be real. Love the report with his card board cut out of the bear leaving the scene.

[violiac]

LMAO!! This is so ridiculous..It can't be real..

[endlsswing]

LOL more news stories should be like this

[Drolgerg]

I don't get it: is this a spoof? Or is Fox really this brainrottingly dumb? Sorry I'm British, or news hasn't *gotten* this stoopid yet.

[buddrive]

Go out to the bush stand 20 ft from a black bear and then tell me you're not afraid of a bear! Vancouver 2010

[ilostmycarkeys360]

HAHAHAHA

[DannyDechi]

Typical FOX: " I didn't see WMD, but I'm sure Saddam has them.

[din2483]

very funny LOL, I mean informative...LOL

[Humanstep]

This made it to the air???

[Getitgirl2005]

This is seriously one of the worst news packages I have ever seen. "Recreating" the escape of the bear? I really hope this is a huge joke

[swagglet]

WAT

[Sketchy32]

I really hope this isn't real because now I know our country is turning into shit.

[SSJIndy]

Put out some porridge and have another go at getting some pictures of them.

[HDV10]

I think I just got a headache... hey have got to be kidding

[Justinblodge]

IS THIS REAL???

[mmmAH]

Rofl. "This is a recreation of how the bear escaped".

[afinlarc]

LMAO.

It's like, the Daily Show has made fun of mainstream media for so long, the MSM are now recreating the DS spoofs. Which came first? Lol....

[RayZorbackWPS]

I love stories like this. It's a boring story. Might as well have a good time with it. Way to go.

[R343F]

surely this isn't real?

[JustinBaker2567]

THIS IS SO FUCKING LULZ

[21Renmus]

Why is such an uninteresting story featured on United States news?!? It's the USA, there's never a dull moment there!!!

[tommytheduck]

That bear is staying at my house

[MurasakiYugata]

*LOL* Is this real?

[ablestmage]

and the rabbit head giving a quote, "I'm good." WTF

[XlBaby17]

This is the funniest thing I have seen In AGES! I Loved the comedy all through it!

[laydanta]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA DUMBASS FOXNEWS

[youtubefreak415]

do you HAVE to move the cardboard bear? LMAO jeez

[etceteraing]

Who the hell thought this cardboard cutout was a great idea?

[SoEGlo]

I lol'd so hard

[metallifreak77]

Uhm, this is not a real news story, right? please God tell me this is not real

[Bobsmithgeorgette]

That was HILARIOUS when the dude was running with the cutout bear haha

[ElectroBatteryLine]

i cant even beleive it

[davidhrod]

only faux would put something like this on.

[bmg50barrett]

too bad faux is pronounced "faw" and fox is pronounced "fohks"

[Blargsix]

its pronounced FOE dumbass.

XD

[shihtinghappily]

it would have looked like this...but real.

sensationalism is so last century...

[TrinahToxicity]

Hahahaha

[pdqgba]

"She's never seen one...."

But she DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

[laynneo]

this sruff is so frickin stupid  this is wat news shit boils down 2

[mikeskiuk]

I'm guessing you're more into print news

[SDMac1]

"I'm good. I'm uh, faster then a bear."

[DannyTanner]

okay dwight schrute whatever you say man

[OniXV250]

i wish all news was like this

[bronxred]

Ditto that, sister (or brother)!!!

[wraith342460]

EXCEPT REAL.

Oh Lawdy

[lateralexrex]

Nice life Todd Meany

[fallofnations]

except real

[0bloomer018]

lulwut

[Tagemandbagem]

Carly is a furry.

[stevediraddo]

retarded

[kpickett15]

OMG! Local news is such a joke. Well for that matter main stream media is a joke.

[mooer007]

what the f

[tommurry]

If a bear shits in the woods...

Does anyone care?

[ChangeTheRide]

Bill O'Reilly shits in the woods. PAPA BEAR!

[aggravatedray]

Fox Network News and Fox Local News are two very different animals.. neither of them cardboard, as far as I know.

[brjones53]

Does a bear poop in the woods - YES !

[Gemfields]

It appears that FOX is now using special effects which mimic the high ethical standards they have always set in their reporting.

[badtux]

I think this Fox station hired the special effects guys from Tom Baker era Dr. Who for their station. Only thing missing is the toilet plunger equipped evil robots (who presumably were grumpy because their shape was all wrong for plunging toilets).

[raymerriam]

Come on, morons... they were having fun with the whole thing. The naturalist is trying her best to keep from laughing her ass off. And the guy with the squirrel head... fucking hilarious. If it had been any other station but a Fox station you idiots would be laughing your ass off. You guys are wound too tight...

[Exhalent]

I hate when people criticize FOX national news instead of these local affiliates. At least insult the right channel

[MinaICCS]

I like it. Very creative. Its better than harming a bear just to get a good news story. Kudos to Fox!

[joodiebee]

The bear cut out - that's epic! Love it! Wish our news was that funny!

[magnoliamt30]

We saw this when it aired... laughed our butt off! Fox likes to be funny!

[magnoliamt30]

This was a real, aired story... but a joke! Todd Meany isn't known for his piercing investigative reporting.

[JaytheeGreatOne]

This is scat.

[progrocker69]

Absolute fucking garbage.  If I had to do this as a lead story in any other market than -- maybe -- Bumfuck, Idaho, I'd quit the fucking job right there on the spot.

[outlawrw]

Local news channels are the most worthless shit on earth.

[digiflapjack]

I'm good....Ummm..I'm faster than a bear.

[RottenInc]

no. this is real. I work at the station. it was our big story that night. John Zakowski, the reporter, is up for a Pulitzer based on this and a number of his other innovative reporting techniques.

[dreamdewil]

This is fake, right?

[vinsfeld]

It probably looked like this...except real.

[squarebird]

This was a satire on the tendency of the other Cleveland local stations to hype every non-story into crisis requiring immediate action!. Kudos to Fox 8!

[veganallie]

Do you have a source for that?  Every thing I have found seems to say that this is actually legit.

[crock703]

FOX

[mbjl1758]

Fox does it again. Pure entertainment.

[squarebird]

That's a local station. Not the same as "FOX News Network". In other words, if the station became a CBS news affiliate it would have "CBS News 8" in the corner with no change whatsoever on the actual broadcast.

[mike3k]

FAIL

[letsgetfree1]

Dear, God, this can't be real! Can it? Really?

[FaecalMaster]

This is probably what a real newscast looks like... except real.

[MeconiumStorm]

FAKE

[stagegurl]

My favorite part was the simulated bear escape sequence. But then they did the in depth follow up interview with the Easter bunny, and I had a new favorite moment. "I'm good. I'm uh, faster than a bear." Wow.

[kest82]

Oh my God I saw a squirrel on my lawn when I woke up today!!!!!!

[amylNRG]

Possibly the greatest natural history film ever made!

[MamoDad]

FUXNews is for FUCKTARDS!

[waltdv]

Idiocracy. It's coming, signs are everywhere.

[calvinav]

Ha Ha, Fox News never ceases to amaze, even at the local news level.

[SarcasticIrony]

omfg... seriously? Cardboard? WTF?!

LMFAO!

[timm1720]

LMAO!  God, this is why I won't watch local news...it's hilariously embarrassing.

[tonyswhirl]

What a pathetic lot we have become to even comment about a black bear.

[VideoMikael]

Should we be concerned? LOL

[skinnyBuh]

please god this can't be real.

[Limpx182]

.37 lol!!!!