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  • he's a moron!

  • wrong, don't apply wax in circular motions, he is thinking about polish

  • More like village idiot than expert.

  • Stay away from the plastic man!!!! Lol

  • why does jose have so many haters lol.. hes such a humble person

  • Beautify

  • LOL what a fucking moron. This is NOT how you wax and "polish" a car.

    This should be called "How To Scratch The Shit Out of Your Paint"

  • i have a question for all you car enthusiasts out there, do you purchase any of your car detailing products online? i'm a marketing student working on an automotive brief and for research reasons i am trying to find out what your online activity is like. the more responses the better!! so please don't hesitate to provide feedback, cheers!

  • he said waxing a car under the sun will cack the paint...but than he just starts waxing it under the sun!! what a fucking stupid ass

  • @Jx1x3 if its too hot outside

  • @Jx1x3 LOL

  • Expert using a broken bottle of wax LOL.

  • arent you suppose to polish first and then wax....

  • YES!!!

    The paintwork will crack if the wax bakes on because of hot weather.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Danger, Danger.........STAY AWAY FROM THE PLASTIC!!.....Woop, Woop

    Enjoy the day, while your waxing your car with an old wank rag, LOL

  • suprised it wasn't a honda with a fart cannon you could put a basketball in, dragging the ground, and 25 inch wheels.

  • Poor Jose, six months ago he was running drugs across the Tex_Mex border for the cartels, and now this. lol

  • Nie woskuje się samochodu w pełnym slońcu to raz a dwa, że wosk najlepiej nakladać aplikatorem a nie jakaś szmatą :/

  • LOLOL he's a happy man LOLOOLOLOL

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  • How the fuck did you sneak through security?

  • this wet back couldnt clean a hot wheel

  • the original cooler of my 500$ car is just great!

  • i am so glad this nob is not representing me and why is he trying to polish with wax you could write what he knows about detailing on the back of a postege stamp.

  • straight up..... you suck

  • i like how he steps into his circular motions at 1:12 whatta a fuckin moron

  • dickhead !!

  • dickhead !!

  • "the car will start cracking the paint" the border guard must have been sleeping

  • why does youtube always change its layout for a like 1-2 weeks then its goes back to normal

  • lol search jose zuniga and theres a sub link lol

  • what a retard lol hose zuniga tard

  • damn man you can wax your head lights and rear lights, and yes bug deflectors too, oh and also emblems, chrome, and even some side mirrors can be waxed to, eh dont be doing it in any sort of bright or hot sun, do it in shade or indoors

  • I would NEVER let this guy touch my car, I work in a private automotive reconditioning shop, like wtf? using a "any old rag" to put the wax on...like can you sqeeze anymore wax out of that crack? make sure it drips everywhere! just slop it on....and when he went to "polish" it after, that damn yellow clothe looked and sounded alot like a chamois clothes. And holy shit, the plastic DONT TOUCH THE PLASTIC!!!!....

  • holy shit watch the fucking plastic man arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....­........lol

  • Watch the fucking plastic lol So, when am done getting my wax on..do I use some type of polish to finish it? Or just a new rag will work? eh?

  • This guy has no idea how to wax a car. i paused the video not even 20 seconds into the video.

  • lol this guy is sooooo retarded lol the paint will crack if its hot lol he uses half a bottle in one area. what a knob. hey you can remove wax and polish with 100 grit sandpaper too! YOUR CAR LOOKS LIKE SHIT !

  • we're here to. beautify the car

  • Doesn't polishing come BEFORE waxing the car?...

  • WATCH THE PLASTIC!!!

  • YEAAAH THIS IS FANTASTIC LOLOL - great video, i lolled so hard

    "THIS IS A GREAT DAY"

  • STAY AWAY FROM THE PLASTIC OMA GAWD

  • LMFAO this is so bad

  • if its to hot the car will start cracking the paint.....mmm.......

    Im an actual detailer, this guy is a hack job...

  • Dont wax over cracks !

  • At least he is using Meguiars Gold Class Liquid wax!!

  • we here to beautify the car lolz definitely gay

  • I tried waxing my car under a tree, which i thought was a good idea, and made the job much easier, until a bird, on the tree crapped on to the car, which meant i had to clean the all over again. :o

  • THIS GUYS FUNNY

  • Pfttttt.... Who needs Paul Dalton when you have JOSE ZUNIGA

  • STAY AWAY FROM THE PLASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Awful vid. Did not show enough of the car after waxing. Disappointed. Awful.

  • hehe jose is this a parody of something

  • I thought you were supposed to do it in the shade!!! You actually get better results if you apply in straight lines, not a circular motion. But he did stay away from the plastic!!! lol. In all my life i have never seen such a crap video - i have no idea why it is called expert village, they look like they are amateurs themselves.

  • mexicans should keep to the gas station wash's :P

  • Im thinking of getting my girl to wax my johnson!!

  • Expert = Ex - as in has been - "spert" as in drip under pressure... XD

  • hahahaha "just enjoy the day! ye this is fantastic!" hahahaha roflmao

  • where does expert village find half of the assholes in there videos

  • I Did :(

  • ummmm....i saw smudges....im pretty sure i wax a caar 100time better then you

  • Where is this village located!

  • @fearlessfighter2006 stupidville

  • @nickblitz40 okay gather all the kerosene you can muster it must be a pretty big village.... yes yes were going to burn it

  • you can wax you car when its hot lol fool and it wont crack the paint unless you mistake the wax for paint thinner or bleech (dont make the mistake)

  • Better than Paul Dalton!!!

  • STAY WAY FROM THE PLASTIC...DANGER DANGER...woop, woop, woop...LOL

  • fuk u

  • fail...

  • I stayed away from the plastic and now i have a kid. ;-)

  • @ISinisterI lol

  • @ISinisterI your not the first 

  • @ISinisterI LMAO THAT WAS CLASSIC!

  • @ISinisterI Ha! :]

  • this guy is the worst DONT USE A CAMERA PHONE DIK!

  • "This is how we wax and polish a car"

    *rolleyes*

    A wax is NOT a polish. A real detailer would know the difference. Polishing removes scratches and micro-marring, wax fills scratches in.

    ExpertVillage. lol.

  • he's gay, right?

  • This has to be a fucking joke!

  • thanks your cheap ass jeans are scratching the car :|

  • 1. You should prep the car before you wax with a clay bar for best results.

    2. You cant just use any wrag, certain cloths will scratch the piss out of your paint.

    3. Waxing and polishing are two entirely different things.

    4. That car looked like shit afterwards

    But then again, these guys are experts.....

  • Detailer my arse

  • this is so sad you really dont know how to detail a car

  • "lets tackle this car" lol

  • lol this guy need subtitles

  • What the hell is expervillage anyhow?Because ALL of their videos have slightly inaccurate information and horrible narrative flow.

  • Please put more wax in the body seams its fun to remove later, also polish is polish and wax is wax.What a bunch of crap, you need to watch someone that nows what they are doing before you post this crap.

  • this guy don't know what the hell his talking about

  • dont use a circular motion just go back and forth up and down

  • this guy HAS to be taking the piss!

  • haha this is the shit stuff to use on a car

  • This guy has not responded to any comment yet.

  • I thought wax was for protecting the paint he said it was to polish it. 2:15 " Now all we need to do is polish it "?

  • I don't want this guy detailing my car!

  • I think it was toilet paper. LOL!!!

  • why did you guys leave negative feedback on my previous comment?! I didn't say anything rude or mean... it's the truth.

  • absolutely shocking!! but the problems he created are not irreversible... better to wax badly than not wax at all! especially if you live in Australia where the sun is brutal...

  • lmao the guys bio has absolutely nothing to do with cars XD

  • It's amazing the cameraman can hold the camera so steady, considering how much he must be pissing himself laughing.

  • @40ny

    thats a tripod buddy

  • @antibioticguy

    acutually you can see the reflection of the camera man, and if it was a tripod how would it be following where the guy goes.

  • @LarryDavidFreak

    that's because the cameraman handheld the camera after the tripod

  • @antibioticguy

    how can you make those asumptions!?

  • i cant tell if hes being sarcastic or not lol.. "wow"

  • Wax your car under a tree if it's hot, what a great idea!

    This is probably my favorite expert village video. Everything about it is great, from squeezing the wax through a crack in the bottle to the applicator which is either a paper towel or wet underwear.

    I haven't learned this much about automotive maintenance since watching the Karate Kid!

  • @squishylime LOL

    This guy knows absolutely nothing about car detailing. He leans against the car, uses an old rag (HELLO swirls!) and polishing? He doesn't know squat about that too :D

  • @squishylime

    ROFL

    I try and buff in the tree sap so it hardens to amber :)

  • oh my god... dont try this a home in anyway loll

  • I have the feeling that the Expert Village experts are not experts at all !!!

  • I wouldnt let him touch my car

  • HE DIDNT EVEN WAS THE CAR

  • this guy is waxing the grand am ..notice him pulling the wax out the side of the dry rotted plastic container.if your gonna do a video. get a good wax..or atleast open it correctly..i think he used a paper towel in the begining w.t.f. how do these clowns get away with haveing a name like expert village..they must get alot of hate mail!!!

  • Don't listen to the guy with a grand am.

  • its a grand prix

  • guys... guys...

    yeah, that's not a professional detailer there... we're just looking for tips, not a how to.

  • Tell us what you've learned HAHAHA!

  • well... i've learned that old underwear makes for great wax applicator pads!..LOL

  • how to be ah retard

  • @ckrazzie lol these guys are unreal expert village they have no idea what there talking about, they're ex something, maybe ex patients

  • What an idiot.

    This vid should be removed from YT in case someone does what this tard suggests.

  • lmao no dude thats not how to wax a car...you dont do circler motion, youll leave swirls......

  • Did he use a whole bottle on the one car

    You only need a thin layer!

    Waxing in the sun dries it too fast to bond properly... has nothing to do with cracking the paint!

    Waxing will NOT bring back the original colour, buffing/polishing will. Wax is just a protective shell that prevents weather and contaminants from being exposed to the paint surface. This will add some shine to the paint, but it won't make your heavily oxidised and swirled paint look new...

    This is how NOT to wax a car...

  • 2:49 / 3:05 we came to the end fantistic omg LoL

  • Cracking the paint!! hahahahaha. This dude is priceless. Is he waxing the car with toilet paper?hahahahahahaha. This car has more swirls in it than a cake factory.

  • Rofl!!

  • first of all polishing and waxxing are interly different things this video is terrible. You are supposed to polish the car before you wax it polishing is the deep cleaning waxing is a process of putting it on and taking it off you dont call that polishing. Waxing simply brings out alittle extra shine and keeps all your hard work intact and im going to laugh when one day he rounds the side of the car to "polish" the wax off and see that his paint is absolutely destroyed

  • professional wax the car under the shade.

    also ..you only have 1 person...but you wax the entire car at a time?

    you'll never finish shining the entire car in time.

    by the time your done one part A..say the hood..the rest is all harden and cracks the paint...

    what an expert... =P

  • "its going to dry immedietly" thats cause your waxing in the sun..... DUMBASS!!!

  • Damn that car looks like a new one, why you didnt trow gasoline and fire it , the paint destruction you are making will be faster!!!

  • "were here to beautify the car!" no ur here to fuck up everybody elses...

  • good job for trying but...your car, looks like a chalk board

  • in all FAIRNESS i like his enthusiasm!

    YOU ROCK ZUNIGA!!!! =P

  • WTF? Are you using a paper towel? HAHAHA!!! Good luck getting that thing to shine.

    You have no clue what you are doing....moron

  • This is soooo wrong..DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

  • You are so right this guy is a complete idiot, anybody see its sunny out too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • doesnt mean that its hot

  • show the fuckin car afterwards not ya ugly mug dude

  • wrong wrong wrong....oh my god stop!

  • i absolutly hate it when someone refers to the ground as the floor or vise versa!

  • lol.. i bet that car has lots of swirlmark-o-rama,, hehe, god bless u man

  • Obviously there are more advanced techniques, but this is a good video for someone who has never waxed a car before. Nice job Jose. I'm sure this will help a lot of people.

  • Dude your a joke.

  • OMG! I can hear him scratching the paint lol. He just gobs the shit on...

    omg I cant watch any more...

  • This guy made me wanna slap his Mama!

  • tas pendejo'??!?!  me enferma ver como destruyes tu pintura...! jajaajajja es gracioso... deberian censurar el video

  • "wax, for some given reason, if its too hot, the car will start cracking the paint." There is no way this guy is serious, no way.

  • Dude your a Joke.. Be Careful not to Jizz in your pants while your Waxing.

  • "Park it under a tree"

    "Place the rag on the floor"

    This guy is a complete joke.

  • he put the wax on with a paper towl Wow

  • i cant stop watching his videos just to see what else he could possibly fuck up.

  • Oh what a fuck stick

  • This made me cringe! Induced swirls... you bet!

  • WTF????he cant wax for SHIT!!!

  • As a PRO detailer, he has used enough wax for around 20-30 cars....this guys an absolute goof

  • This IS the guy that washes his car with a sponge and dries with an old shirt, along with everything else that is wrong. I bet he doesn't know what a gritgaurd is.

    Funny how he says he applied ENOUGH wax. A coat of wax should be hard to see. gold class dries clear.

  • Stupid spic.....suprised he didn't tell you to leave it on and drive around with it on the car for 2-3 days.

  • with the amount of wax he slopped on, it probably would 3 days to completely dry.

  • They should re-name this video: how to ruin a paint job with a cruddy rag and ruined bottle of wax

  • First of all, you NEVER EVER EVER wax a car in direct sunlight, you never use a shitty little rag like that guy did, wax does not destroy plastic it just leaves residue that comes off with some cleaner!!!! that guy is an idiot!!! i feel bad fo the car.

  • nice happy man i like him :D nice

  • lol, this guys a fuck wit!

  • OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR! ???

  • is it an "expert" technique to get the wax from a slice at the bottom of the wax bottle?

  • Lets point out the obvious haha:

    1- He is waxing his car in DIRECT SUNLIGHT

    2- His paint is completely distroyed to begin with

    3- He's scratching the hell out of his paint with that "old rag"

    4- He puts so much wax on I'm surprised he doesn't run out halfway through, why doesn't he just take a bath in it lol He didn't do ONE thing right in this entire video, besides use wax I guess; I'm surpirsed it isn't fucking paint thinner haha

  • HAHAAHAHA this is the funniest thing on youtube

  • ja ja im cuter though what would wax for me

  • "my favorite time is when I have to ugh.. wax and polish my car, then im like, oooh im proud of my vehicle"

    yeah il use this 'expert advice' when i wax my car tomorrow

  • I think he needs to stick to landscaping. DO NOT take this guys advise unless you like micro scratches and halos all over your car. Poor car...

  • Fucking racist

  • I'm a racist? WOW! Someone said he was a landscaper by trade... I said he should stick to it! How is THAT racist? THAT is the wrong way to wax. N.Q.A. Nice language too. You 12 years old? Grow up.

  • Coming from a guy with such a sexist name. that hilarious.... fool

  • Are you fukkin kidding me? Why don't you just use a belt sander next time

  • Three minutes and five seconds wasted.

  • you can't be serious. that was one of the funniest movies I've seen xD

    just stay away from the plastic and enjoy the beautiful day

  • Also he's polishing it in direct sunlight which is a big mistake!

  • This guy uses some folded up cloth to apply wax in a circular motion and spreads it on way too thick. This is all wrong. You use a foam applicator to spread wax evenly and smoothly, and THINLY. Wax is best applied back to front.

  • Stay away from the plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why does expert village always use fucked up ass cars lol. i mean i dint get motivated to wax my car by this video im even asking why even bother lol.