The Bullet Express - Part 1

[crystaluchia101]

Guys so wat if u dislike it and those people who doesent like doesent mean they tried it and some of my friends have those things and they said it works great!

[mindmonkey00]

drink whenever he says look at that

[shazie1436]

That guy in the green shirt is cute .

[NYBroadwayActress]

just because it shreds everything, doesnt mean you have to shred everything,.

[brawlman18]

YES MICK WE HAVE NOTICED!

[ladycplum]

This has put me off nachos and cheesecake forever

[ladycplum]

Man where's Hazel and Berman and the rest of the old crew? And what happened to those kids who came in, did they send them to some sort of gulag while they cooked? And someone shut Cartman up!

[nocreditcard1]

The acting is just TERRIBLE.

[sblxi]

Aye them nachos look nasty as fuck

[121drybone]

it was a pain in the what?

[yueguong]

i miss tina she had a good history line going on :P



[jackandparcy]

I DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE OF UR UGLY VOICES

[idrinkwater2]

What is with this family and cheese 00:52 "MOUNTAIN OF CHEESE" and 9:12

[Emimi33able]

this does not work

[Kuwaiti1990]

Nice cleavage, mam.

[cajoby]

That Granny is a cunt.

[MichaelLeung2011]

Washing This Machine Will Take You 100years

[Hperman09]

little bit of cream cheese? They seem likes a lot. Seriousny, produce better video than this.

[RandommaniacLP2]

09:13 "Just a little bit of Cream Cheese...." Yes, cause 4 bricks of cream cheese is a little bit.

[iEATcookiies]

"Hey I thought this was a birthday party.."

"Oh but you've been sadly mistaken, you're in an infomercial bitch. Umad?"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU-"

[abaldassarra73]

0:08 the first thing tht fat pig says is wheres the food no hello or how are u just where is all the food if tht greedy slob came over to my house and demanded food i would say to him get out u greedy slob

[bornatheroller]

what the hell is half and half????

[mrnatedog1111]

@bornatheroller Whipping cream but not whipped

[MsMastermeister]

@bornatheroller milch und schlagsahne

[TheElkinmario]

God I've seen this commercial or advertisement all the time -_-

[bornatheroller]

please respond to this comment:does thing work as good as it does here?????

[nanocube101]

Fresh, homemade, apple pie! Silence...

[TheCaCaTee]

I think they should be showing off their super-fast oven that cooks pizza that fast.

Also, WHERE IS BERMAN D:< HAZEL THAT COOKY OL' WOMAN :c

[abaldassarra73]

0:49 would u like some nacho chips with that chesse??????

[LedWolf7]

Granny: I use a hand mixer, it's a pain in the-

Guy: Ass I was saying granny...

[AIRSO97]

i was just waiting for g-ma to say "WITCH CRAFT!"

[DrSalvador15]

WATE DAS NAT GRUND TERKAY

[flatcoatedretreiver1]

@DrSalvador15 you're not cool for talking like that

[DrSalvador15]

@flatcoatedretreiver1 Lol, thanks for pointing that out, idiotic twelve year-old from the internet.

[dudettefredoune2207]

Well they sure love cooking for an army just to show their new bullet thing!

[ConnorGoesCrazy]

mimi completely set ralph up for failure.....

[ghostofsouls]

the door was unlocked and the kids disapear...

[ladycplum]

That's not meatloaf, it's silly putty!

[Thunderdog80]

'ave you noticed?

[DarkFaclon2456]

i want be be in that infomercial

[BroadwayKid2008]

This is like the messiest machine in the world!

[lexislulu]

This would be so funny if it were dubed! haha

[WorldzMadeOfStatic]

Aunt martha a hag. XD

[amrita81696]

Their "little bit" is my "a lot"

[princessjodii]

Why does the Guy keep saying "Pladder"?! I'm English too & It's Platter... You Dick! Lol!

[DessertDivaFL]

Did anyone notice that when she slices pepperoni, the pepperoni goes all over the counter and then all of a sudden, no pep on the counter. It is a Bullet Mess!

[riddick0846]

Bet it dont work. Just like the Magic Bullet.

[aeris091]

ralph gets fatter every infomercial

[aeris091]

wheres the old lady who smokes alot

[aeris091]

the onions in  the meatloaf look awful

[aeris091]

so does the pizza

[aeris091]

nachos look terrible

[peeweecee]

Definitely the WORST acting ever!

[jhiller21]

Those potatoes au gratin were probably fucking disgusting, that's not how you make it at all.

[annie51572]

i love how they say a little bit and then they use sooooooooo much

[annie51572]

who the hell marries a fat dude thumbs up if you agree

[holyschmidtagpoptart]

Okay yeah this is nice and all. But who invites people over to watch them cook? Come on people if it only takes 12 seconds or whatever I think you can do it before your guests arrive.

[Emimi33able]

I have that, and it doesn't work

[CoDaNdGtA4]

there such assholes to aunt margaret

[IAmSquirrel48]

anyone else notice no matter how dirty certain food made it, it was clean as a whistle when they started to use it again?

And how freakin high was the oven set to cook pizza that fast?!

[Kuwaiti1990]

"That's because it's not a food processor. It's the bullet express."

so it is in the end a food processor

[starfire469]

LOL

[joemammasboy]

Is it weird that this commercial excites me?

[DAN5675able]

TOMATOES ARE VEGETABLES!!! 

[IAmSquirrel48]

@DAN5675able actually they're technically fruit

[DAN5675able]

@IAmSquirrel48 not in my world

[MsOtaku26]

9:12 a LITTLE bit of cream cheese?!?!?!

[DAN5675able]

@MsOtaku26 a little bit?

[IAmSquirrel48]

@MsOtaku26 IKR!

[Snapepet]

The MACHINE part takes up no more than a two-slice toaster. What about the REST of it?

[Drizzlerman]

All of these people are fuckin scumbags

[StevemanK1987]

2:30 Shut up FAT ASS!!

[mrnatedog1111]

@StevemanK1987 watch your language, dude!

[Kutten1986]

I bet they even put their Orange Juice in the Bullet Express to get it sliced...wtf ?!

[Kutten1986]

Damn I want that oven....This one is much quicker than the fuckin Bullet Express...

[EliteBeatDrummer]

also at 9:19 a LITTLE bit of sugar?

[EliteBeatDrummer]

5:10 it truly is magic! the onions are already peeled!

[ChillinSpades]

i loove mimi's titty line its so tan

[Jason9811]

I'll be honest, thing thing makes a meeeeeaaaan smoothie

[EeveelutionStorm]

Potato's au gratin is a pain in the ass to make...Trust me first attempt with my family on easter.

This recipe they used probably tasted like crap. Practically all prep work is stove top and whilst delicious hard to manage.

[AUSTrepznt]

4:24 looks like what my dog spat up this morning

[ahfish85]

potatoes au rotten

[mrwolfie88]

Love how the fat man takes the whole fucking plate for himself

[KingCarrotCake]

"HOLD THE FUCK UP! THAT'S NOT GROUND TURKEY!"

Somehow the friends in this one are even dumber than in the Magic Bullet.

[eckerbr]

Wow.... Its like a caricature of an infomercial. The crotchety old gramma is pretty cool thoughl

[thereturnofchaos]

that pizza looks like shit.

[YaBoiB1gR3d]

Haha the grandma is cool

[Kazutoification]

Ralph's reaction @ 8:05

Priceless.

[samwisemcganji]

Everything they cook looks like shit, but I want that blender!

[theamazingempiricist]

Hey, excuse me, attractive Australian couple! All your friends are shallow pieces of shit.

[GleaMichelphaba]

that grandma's a bitch...

[gonalex12]

that thing is messy

[zeldafreak701]

Those nachos look good. 

[squawstar]

A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIITLE BIT of cream cheese

[ITSRIIIIDGERACCERR]

Ew. Who the fuck uses chunky tomato goop instead of paste? Blegh.

[schoolsout15]

the 8 minute crap machine my mum bought this and it broke after a few weeks

[Dro8900]

"they haven't even STARTED cooking yet..."

"why don't you shut your whore mouth, Aunt Martha?"

[ItmsI]

@wintryblade Yeah that's fucked up.

[69cocksucker]

boy do they fuck ralph around, "get a cutting board" Fuck You!

[pikachuisbawss]

uh im pretty sure if someone laid out all the ingredients for my meal nicely on the counter for me, i could cook pretty fast..

[PINKbyVictoriaS]

That turkey-loaf looks like shit.

[ahfish85]

a little bit of cream cheese, a little bit of sugar, a splash of vanilla.

fuck i wouldn't want to see a lot of cream cheese, a lot of sugar and a tide of vanilla

[namebp]

this is sooo hilarious

[danielkrs425]

35second pizza my ass.

[IzzyCandy101]

when the say a little bit they mean a whole lot

[MissAngelaLynn]

Damn need some chips with those nachos? How much cheese do you need on there?

[Kutten1986]

How about a vibrator upgrade for the Bullet Express to make it the "Orgasm Express"...?

[ItsTheTrickAttack]

8:02

'im ready :)'

'thats ok ralph because were already done'

'whatt?:('



[leafsraptorsjays1]

not only do they have a magic bullet express, they have the worlds fastest oven!

[ViciousBeautyNYC]

.....grandma is a bitch!

[ladycplum]

A-How did fatass get such a nice-looking wife?

B-Where the heck did those 2 kids disappear to?

[MyBono12]

coño no deveria estar en español

[weli95]

little bit of sugar = 1 bowl -_-

[joeleffler]

"i use a hand mixer for cheezecake...it's a real pain in the-" "as i was saying granny" I couldn't breethe because i always find that funny as well as using granny's false teeth to crimp the rim of the pie crust long live magic bullet and the bullet express!!!

[starfire469]

@joeleffler u have a hand mixer I GOT NOTHIN

[starfire469]

THAT FAT GUY TOOK THE WHOLE NACHO PLATTER!!!!!

[neon471]

@starfire469 I laughed way harder at this comment then I should have xD 

[starfire469]

@neon471 lol

[Wanderon1]

"A little bit of cream cheese" *adds 8 big cheese blocks*

[pirates4evah8888]

WHERES BERMAN?!

[EddieElevatorFan]

the bullet express is better then the magic bullet trust me i haz both of them i also got the magic bullet to go and to go bullet is cool

[Wawro751]

A little bit of cream cheese LOL

[DrCamPhD]

What happened to their magic bullet family?

[k4m1k4z3273]

i love it how they say a little bit of ...... and then they pour in a shit load in it

[EeveelutionStorm]

It's so weird...That kitchen looks just like my aunt's vacation home...

[asdfghjkloveyou2]

grandma's a bitch

[TheMartiangirl]

Wow, that is WAY too much stuff on those nachos XD

[loadingscreens]

the nachos that came out of the oven are not the same as the ones that went in

[pinkfox6]

"Iv never seen a food prossesor like that....."

"thats because its not a food proccesor..."

"Smart ass....mother fucker"

[pinkfox6]

yes thats really nice and all.....but you need 1 persone to put whatever it the thing......and another to turn the plate........wtf

[pinkfox6]

that Tina......shes been married...what 3 times now......maby its just her....??

[CodMan903]

They got there idea from the magic bullet but changed it a little

[jmyg93]

beautiful woman dressed in red... what's her name?

[MissyDPunk]

Their definition of "little" has been highly distorted. :D

[Sizationality]

press four repatitivley for MC Mick!

[MrStefanVidovic]

a little bit of cream cheese?! That's fucking crazy

[death4496]

i so can't wait to have cheesecake on my birthday along with lasgna looking at this cheesecake is yummy looking

[luguhah]

the blonde girl looks like quinn from glee

[luguhah]

I wouldn't eat that meatloaf if you paid me

[Native94Babe]

I swear that blonde dude sounds like austin powers

[itsamariokart]

if you've got enough time on your hands to watch a 20 minute infomercial then I think you have enough time on your hands to chop some potatoes.

[Mallikinney]

I love how the machine is shiny and clean right after a second lol

[Sicstick]

Even porn stars laugh at the acting in this

[drakkis]

I love how all the mess the machine makes disappears between every meal they make.

[pannicatthediscolove]

thats wayyy to much shit ontop of those nachos -.-

[GleaMichelphaba]

@pannicatthediscolove its like a fucking fortress of toppings..

[gyqz]

It is not a food processor! It is a way to make a fucking mess!!

[sickboy99ful]

mine is awesome i shread cheese and put the cheese in the microwave and eat that witha fork

[CityRuler1]

"Little bit of Cream Cheese"

Me: HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF CREAM CHEESE!

[UnknownStoner420]

@CityRuler1 hes making cheese cake

[animegirl2083]

Its a pain in the--- AS I WAS SAYING XD

[animegirl2083]

Yes, all the ingredents you need will magicly be there all ready for you when you need them -__-

[Minan3]

*Greedily eating the nachos*

That all sounds great, so let's get to the food!

[Emimi33able]

He should've switched modes before chopping the chicken

[CmPunkzz]

The fat motherfucker is going to get diabeties + he would ask for food in the begining of the advertisment

[amyrosefan926]

when they first make the salad mick tosses it and then when they pull it back out its all perfect and the tomatoes are perfectly arranged.

[amyrosefan926]

wait.hold up.thats NOT GROUND TURKEY.

thats right. we like to use whole skinless turkey breast.

WELL AREN'T YOU SPECIAL?!

[cornflaked]

Heyyyy where's Hazel? I miss that crazy hooker from the original infomercial.

[TheJAD12]

Any family meal in under 8 minutes or less you say?

THEN WHY THE FUCK HAS THESE TWO PARTS TAKEN 20 MINUTES!?!?!?!?!?!

[kinetica2024]

she instantly peeled onions... it's sorcery.

[diffitt]

She has really nice titties

[detahdomo]

they shredded the cheese and then sliced the pepperoni without changing the blade SO WAIT THIS THING FUCKING SUCKS

[ellewilc80]

I'm pretty sure him and Sandra Lee from the Food Network use the same sort of measuring system...

[abaldassarra73]

3:05 mimi put the chest away especially wth the kids around

[ThePinkPanther207]

"Ralph, you still like pizza right?"

Wife: "Clearly!"

Ralph: "Haha, that's so funny! BITCH..."

[mainllgi]

It's a pain in the a- *gets cut off*

[RachelPapp]

where did that guy go to find the chopping board and knife...

[Cupcakelover9797]

4:20 - 4: 33 we can see it !!!!

[skidmark238]

what the hell is potatoes o grutn

[ladycplum]

Mick & Mimi seem bored out of their minds demonstrating their new Magic Hoochamadinkle....

[angelatotheinfinity]

When I watched this for the first time, I wondered if that oven had a secret back door or something that they used to replace the food they put in. But seriously, the food that "comes out from the oven" looks neater than the food they make in front of the camera.

[1Deminator]

3:47 HOLD THE FUCK UP THAT SHIT AINT GROUND TURKEY