DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY
idiot, i had a stripper ask to wear my glasses, and she found out she could see things clearer. so sometimes it helps. true story. no really its true. plus thanks for wheezy recom, he is good. unlike you.
The glasses thing happens to me all the time. And you never. EVER. want people to find out that you wear contacts. I mean, once they do, they will not hesitate to stare intently at your eyes to try to find them. And, of course, they all ask the same question. "Doesn't it hurt?"
Considering that many of my friends wear glasses, myself included, it is actually kind of amusing to try on eachother's perscriptions. A "just how blind are you?" sort of thing.
weirdest thing i could hear on a phone is a uni-ca-pony talking in an imaginary shower in an imaginary world with imaginary pie (i love imaginary pie)
I would be freaked out if I heard THIS on the phone: I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara Kiri Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!
dooblie-doo isn't actually a wheezywaiter original lol. dan uses it and ray used it once. lol we've had a discussion like this before haven't we tris?
The weirdest thing I could hear would be Pete Burns singing Over the Rainbow, 2089 remix while his ex husband Michael Simpson was whisting the Star Spangled Banner in the background.
Weirdest Phone Sound To Hear - Sex noises after your mate accidently dialed you on her mobile while rolling around in the sheets with someone who was not her boyfriend because he was out of town at the time (PS. this actually happened and it was extremely weird)
The weirdest sound would be the sound of a hippo roaring, a fat lady screaming like a man, a treadmil running, and a person yelling " It a bird, its a plane, NO ITS A PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!" all at the same time :)
I like your facial hair. You look handsome!
"Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!"
LadyKatMeow 1 month ago
"Ring Ring" "Hello?" "what are you wearing"
joenmatt2k11 2 months ago
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look my video people very intersting video
MrDimonss 9 months ago
haha i like his hair like that .
AshleeEnt 11 months ago 7
@AshleeEnt for once he looks unweird
XandrakesAnimations 7 months ago
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY
Nbsa
justin4649 11 months ago
"I like boobies!"
"Mum?"
"YESH!?"
21carlie21 1 year ago
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please join me for a bum
juliesheaves 1 year ago
listen to "Rock my gaben YTPMV"
its the super long answer
Mintz4eVa 1 year ago
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Mintz4eVa 1 year ago
idiot, i had a stripper ask to wear my glasses, and she found out she could see things clearer. so sometimes it helps. true story. no really its true. plus thanks for wheezy recom, he is good. unlike you.
ricklidster 1 year ago
For the "Long Answer" part, I thought you were going to say a really slowed-down "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" etc.
BroudbrunMusicMerge 1 year ago
this guy is almost like RWJ i sware
MultiFirebug 1 year ago
mitchell and webb in background
rooley5 1 year ago
The glasses thing happens to me all the time. And you never. EVER. want people to find out that you wear contacts. I mean, once they do, they will not hesitate to stare intently at your eyes to try to find them. And, of course, they all ask the same question. "Doesn't it hurt?"
moalinX 1 year ago
lol realli u just want us to stop buying chocolate so u can have it all. we're not stoopid.
kikitikiboom 1 year ago
tris's evil twin
MrChannel5100 1 year ago
Other end of phone: 911 theres been an emergency at ur house mwahahahaha
You: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
4StarProductions 1 year ago
aboo ya!!! oh jeez 18 bloody minutes. u r the best thing on youtube.
125dirtrider117 1 year ago
your the father
yinyangmaster1234 1 year ago
c'mon!, 222 more subs! :D
Metroidhunter07 1 year ago
a human with this MAGICAL thing called "sanerty" :D
deathnoteshadow 1 year ago 3
You
MegaRedHead18 1 year ago
myself
psycoDanny125 1 year ago
No no no, no no no...
Hahahahaha... Looooooooollllllll
jaquecaja 1 year ago
I lost The Game...
ARhettE 2 years ago
This guy smokes to much crack , behind his mothers back XD
niloc565 2 years ago
Haha # key --- XD
niloc565 2 years ago
I love after 8!!!
T-timequestion: You're voice in the other end.. I would freak out!
sourlimelemon 2 years ago
...i love the teddy bear at the background
thecookiemonsterka 2 years ago
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Gay orgy with dogs whining in the background
sphinx245 2 years ago
Don't call this number anymore!!!!!
tape319 2 years ago
NO NO NO loooooooooooool
manugrec 2 years ago
wanna buy someTrissabix?
justin4649 2 years ago
your voice cause well i am From the midwest in the USA and yeah that would be amazing!!!
EvaCarolGarloff 2 years ago
The number you have dialed hs been disconnected or out of service. Please hang up and dial again. BEEEEPPPPPP!
xNoTaLoN3x 2 years ago
crouch up crouch up crouch up crouch up cruch up pwnt.
starwarsdudet48 2 years ago
dude ur a freak like wtf is wrong with u
xxmusicxx94 2 years ago
srry rob18310
usostupid100 2 years ago
@rob13810 lol
usostupid100 2 years ago
teabag time lol jk
rob18310 2 years ago
loooool long answer = no nono NONONONO NONONON ononononooo nooon ahhaha!! I laughed out loud.
SamiaTheresa 2 years ago
-picks up phone-
arff arff arff woof
meow purr purr purr meow hiss
woof bark arff nayy
-hang up tone-
KateehRocker 2 years ago
Love the long answer!!!! :)
SEMM04 2 years ago
weirdest thing to hear.Hello im breaking up with you u forgot to clean the toilet.then the happy day theme starts playing
Drogsboy98 2 years ago
Your show is retarded mate, just keeping it real and telling it how it is.
pociutis 2 years ago
Considering that many of my friends wear glasses, myself included, it is actually kind of amusing to try on eachother's perscriptions. A "just how blind are you?" sort of thing.
animewolf16 2 years ago
ur out of milk... and toast
Gamesta95 2 years ago
Ur vids keep getting better, but u gotta drop the emphasis on favortive when u say it. Thanx :D
armando23ish 2 years ago
weirdest thing to hear: the opening sounds to The Lion King. you know what im talking about.
dipsaucerose 2 years ago
wtf
makercreator98 2 years ago
wheezy waiter sent me :)
Schmauztown 2 years ago
"Hi, it's the 80's. Can you tell WheezyWaiter we need his shirt back?"
JCScare 2 years ago
Pokemon
McFriggit 2 years ago
your parents getting busy
littlemisskittt 2 years ago
So I was sitting in my room the other day.
No shit.
lol XD
BOEMLAUU 2 years ago
Me: Hello?
Stranger: Orange you glad I didnt say crystal meth?
CourtneyIsLegit 2 years ago
Answer: Hello this is God.
nerdboy32121 2 years ago
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CourtneyIsLegit 2 years ago
Come inside Katrina. It's you mum.
superstarbrosable 2 years ago
You.
minipwnage22 2 years ago
me:hi, is ________ there?
person on other line: Not anymore...
selenagfan999 2 years ago
exterminate! EXTERMINATE!
cougarswithguns 2 years ago
thoughts
r3tard3d3d 2 years ago
lady gaga trying to sing
leprecon0 2 years ago
Caller: do you celebrate christmas.
me: what no im brown
ArsalanKhoso1 2 years ago
the sound of a toilet
TheDarkDuck93 2 years ago
Someone on the other end actually talking to me
PrettyHotAndTerrific 2 years ago
you look like jethroo!
yvish 2 years ago
oh sexy accent man....can I try on your glasses. :]
xxmarxoxo 2 years ago
I Wanna Put My Cucumber In Your Sandwich, And I Like To Use Mayonaise.
Ooooh Baby I Likka-Like That. Mmmhm.
-hangs up-
inovence 2 years ago
someone saying no to the Ttime theme song
readingwench 2 years ago
good video man!
visit ou channel and subscribe plz
TheBrothersCentral 2 years ago
a fog horn
auntyraray 2 years ago
someone laughing
randomsummergirl 2 years ago
gun shots........wait not that would just be frightening. Nevermind.
shoes8595 2 years ago
i think the weirdest thing to hear would be to hear a dog howling.. idk why it just would be weird
origamiist 2 years ago
In the beginning, the bear on your bed moves after each take. And at the end, he's fallen over. I just realized that :D
Heh. And, OH GOD. I hate it when people ask to try my glasses on D: I'm always like, "Noooo!" And then they steal them.
D:<
DanniiRawrs 2 years ago
na-na-na-nah-na-na-nah-na
Ya, rly! :D
MpoEntertainment 2 years ago
Having my phone ring while riding down the road, and when I answer, hearing someone's order from the nearest fast-food restaurant.
cariasyo 2 years ago
weirdest thing i could hear on a phone is a uni-ca-pony talking in an imaginary shower in an imaginary world with imaginary pie (i love imaginary pie)
ziggyzaggyful 2 years ago
HUBLAHHH!!!!
treek0o 2 years ago
I don't afer eights away. Saving the planet!!
CeriLouise25 2 years ago
By the way, Tris, Your hair looks really cool :D
tru1992 2 years ago
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tru1992 2 years ago
"Hello, I'm tris, which means it must be T-time"
:)
tru1992 2 years ago
Phahhahaha "I Pushed The Hash Key" HAHAH!!!
srimp44 2 years ago
hearing your parents do the nasty.....bleahhhhdjhffd
Jesimisslovely 2 years ago
I would be freaked out if I heard THIS on the phone: I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara Kiri Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!
andyDZ 2 years ago
this is my favourite t- time so far!
ps the weridest thing to hear would be micheal jackeson giving me a shout out
r3tard3d3d 2 years ago
Someone calling me only to say, to me, "I think you have the wrong number" as if I had called them.
Jaspirita 2 years ago
weirdest thing ever.... Someone asking if I'm a cow merchant.
amashikoable 2 years ago
Omg I know you
ImThePieMaker 2 years ago
my nana
jayjaythevajayjay 2 years ago
laughter
jayjaythevajayjay 2 years ago
colors and smells
BenWutWut 2 years ago
wheezy sent me
oh, and wierdest think i could hear would be "aveneue Q - if you were gay"
skyroskus 2 years ago
probably hearing you....cause that would kinda freak me out sorry haha :P
Cheerbear8 2 years ago
"Hello, have you ever wanted to use a phone?"
Gurdlay 2 years ago
the weirdest thing i could hear...hmm...probably someone saying "hey T-mate, did you watch the new Tris video?"
AustinTMcClure 2 years ago
a dial tone
CentaurFilms 2 years ago
"You're Adopted." *hangs up*
lellyan 2 years ago
Wheezy sent me!
jakual339 2 years ago
do you really want me to answer that one tris really .....
cheekboneNinja09 2 years ago
Haha :P
tristopiaTV 2 years ago
i loved the opening haha thanks for the smile:)
OmgitstracyMariee 2 years ago
the hamster running in its wheel keeping my battery going. ;)
Alexxandraaful 2 years ago
looool
lottiebeauty 2 years ago
jesus?!
Burton7795 2 years ago
U seling weed
ljubljanajebulana 2 years ago
aha to hear micheal jackson saying he killed john lennon....dont ask
iluvlondon123 2 years ago
the cause of global warming is directly related to the decline of swashbuckling pirates. i've seen the graph.
educatedidiot0 2 years ago
dooblie-doo isn't actually a wheezywaiter original lol. dan uses it and ray used it once. lol we've had a discussion like this before haven't we tris?
xX0Jota0Xx 2 years ago
Dan just tweeted me, Wheezy made it up!
tristopiaTV 2 years ago
mystery solved
xX0Jota0Xx 2 years ago
Someone singing no to tris time's theme song..
caroluvmoka 2 years ago
ur friend calling says he loves u and hangs up then calls back and asks will you marry him and u say yes o_0
ThePrototype8 2 years ago
the trissabix week acually brings up results for weed
ThePrototype8 2 years ago
my drunk friend singing the seasame street theme song- yes this has happened
rprasad47 2 years ago
A toilet flush. Especially if you've just ordered take-out.
chocobeans057 2 years ago
Wheezywaiter sent me. But you are keeping me here lol. :)
slycattv 2 years ago
I laughed at the title of the video..
then realised you might be onto somthing.
To here to people from two different phones calling to talk you.
This happened to me once.
I called my friend just to find someone calling her at the exact same time.. lovely.
xXxh0lzyxXx 2 years ago
Pedobear... because I'm overage!
REMsleeper428 2 years ago
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You were in WheezyWaiter's video! Yay.
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REMsleeper428 2 years ago
The weirdest thing to hear would be hearing yourslef in the future on the other line
littledevil1313400 2 years ago
*ring*ring* "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?" *Click* Dial tone
TianasLife 2 years ago
wheezywaiter actually sent me ;)
weilot 2 years ago
wheezywaiter is the bomb homie
cdmedina8 2 years ago
The weirdest thing I would hear picking up the phone Is my own voice telling me to hang the fuck up.
Camdor5 2 years ago
global warming ? you kidding me ? its been -40C up here in Canada for weeks. I would love some global warming !
skipprym 2 years ago
A girl talking to me.. No girl ever talks to me...
RageMachinie 2 years ago
lady gaga singing a good song
antisplint 2 years ago
a calm 911 call
raider20r 2 years ago
i think it'd be weird to hear wheezy waiter winking at me....i mean awesome yes, but slightly off putting id imagine
Sunscribing101 2 years ago
I walk turtle for you. What turtle name, george, Fred, Murtle? I walk turtle for you.
111jk111 2 years ago
My friend once heard "You a bitch nigga" and then silence >.>
cedavis888 2 years ago
"ello? Oh hi its ya mum. I need daddy to pick me up from the bar"
luckiigal 2 years ago
Weirdest thing to hear over the phone would be: "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breath out."
HrothgarXII 2 years ago
the tardis's noise!!! (i would have my own petit mort)
diehardyurifan 2 years ago
"Do you wana buy some weed"
xXsnowandzeonXx 2 years ago
Your Mom....
MurderCityGirl 2 years ago
it would be weird for my phone to ring at all... i have no friends :(
smoooshedgum 2 years ago
I did find him funny and thats how I found this channel :D
Geistian 2 years ago
to hear :
"HELP!!!! MY PET ROCK RAN AWAY!!! HELP ME! i miss him, his name was George."
irock1345 2 years ago
The weirdest thing to hear would be...Big bird asking me if I wanted to get high.
smens0067 2 years ago
I poop from mouth
Noseisbig 2 years ago
hhhhe hehheh he ehhe boy? its daddy
TheTechJoint 2 years ago
lol, lol-ol, lol, lol-ol, lohhl, lo-lol, lol, lol-ol
rainbowsandtatertots 2 years ago
Weirdest thing would be heavy maniacal breathing. Because that happened to me when I was home alone at 15. Except it was my dad being a jerk.
Rubezy 2 years ago
Guy: Hello Neo, do you know who this is?
Me: Oh im sorry you have the wrong number
Guy: I've been looking for you Ne-*beep beep beep*
RamRam956 2 years ago
BILLYGOAT
Hehe, references...:D
xXJeshikaXchanXx 2 years ago
The weirdest thing I could hear would be Pete Burns singing Over the Rainbow, 2089 remix while his ex husband Michael Simpson was whisting the Star Spangled Banner in the background.
DelusionalDreamers 2 years ago
raywilliamjohnson doing my mom
MrTREVAL 2 years ago
To Hear "Why Did You Write About Our Conversation On TristopiaTv's Channel!
MagicianPugh 2 years ago
Wheezy waiter sent me :)
NickManor 2 years ago
I hate it when people want to try on my glasses!!
grandslamSt 2 years ago
the goat that yells like a man :D
kimpee88 2 years ago
some one breathing into the phone heavily and then saying, Luke i am your father, then hanging up!
BellaIsCrazy 2 years ago
The weirdest thing I could hear would be my voice!
I hate my voice on recordings, but I think everyone does :D
eviilfairy 2 years ago
The dial tone
RobdaMaverick 2 years ago
timmay!
pirtd7 2 years ago
Tris's voice probably.
Toastisntsquare 2 years ago
The weirdest sound to hear would be someone shouting the word PENIS! or VAGINA! Which ever one is preferred.
NotSoWellThoughtOut 2 years ago
Weirdest Phone Sound To Hear - Sex noises after your mate accidently dialed you on her mobile while rolling around in the sheets with someone who was not her boyfriend because he was out of town at the time (PS. this actually happened and it was extremely weird)
cloudbubble 2 years ago
weirdest sound is sound
zan1500 2 years ago
Pogobat used Sooblie-doo too :P
kat578 2 years ago
The weirdest sound would be the sound of a hippo roaring, a fat lady screaming like a man, a treadmil running, and a person yelling " It a bird, its a plane, NO ITS A PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!" all at the same time :)
nateman754 2 years ago
weirdest thing would be me
i always wanted to talk to myself
and now with all this advanced technology i probably can!
kickie16 2 years ago
ORANGUTAN TITTIES!
My friend called me one day from a blocked number, screamed that, and hung up.
Taki300 2 years ago
you sound like a cross between robert webb and alan carr. (that's a good thing btw)
xpericfilms 2 years ago
gee, thanks. I just lost the game.
but in all seriousness, I hate it when people ask to try on my glasses? WHY? it's gross and they can't see themselves anyway.
shethewriter 2 years ago
The weirdest thing I could hear on the phone; "Hey its you.. from the future. *Lightsaber sounds.* "
mackenziethaynequinn 2 years ago
"i'm outside your window"
my friend did that.
he WAS outside my window >.>
i like your videos :D
princesedumort 2 years ago
You know, Craig is in favor of Dooblydoo spreading to the point where its origins are hardly traceable.
ChateauOfADoubt 2 years ago
Weirdest thing... your voice! mwahahahaha nom nom nom XD
princecorren 2 years ago
the weirdest thing i could hear out of a telephone would be me talking to my self from the afterlife saying "DONT HAVE SEX WITH THE HOOKER"
punkpasta123 2 years ago