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  • I like your facial hair. You look handsome!

    "Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!"

  • "Ring Ring" "Hello?" "what are you wearing"

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  • haha i like his hair like that .

  • @AshleeEnt for once he looks unweird

  • "I like boobies!"

    "Mum?"

    "YESH!?"

    

  • listen to "Rock my gaben YTPMV"

    its the super long answer

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  • idiot, i had a stripper ask to wear my glasses, and she found out she could see things clearer. so sometimes it helps. true story. no really its true. plus thanks for wheezy recom, he is good. unlike you.

  • For the "Long Answer" part, I thought you were going to say a really slowed-down "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo-" etc.

  • this guy is almost like RWJ i sware

  • mitchell and webb in background

  • The glasses thing happens to me all the time. And you never. EVER. want people to find out that you wear contacts. I mean, once they do, they will not hesitate to stare intently at your eyes to try to find them. And, of course, they all ask the same question. "Doesn't it hurt?"

  • lol realli u just want us to stop buying chocolate so u can have it all. we're not stoopid.

  • tris's evil twin

  • Other end of phone: 911 theres been an emergency at ur house mwahahahaha

    You: HOLY SHIT!!!!!

  • aboo ya!!! oh jeez 18 bloody minutes. u r the best thing on youtube.

  • your the father

  • c'mon!, 222 more subs! :D

  • a human with this MAGICAL thing called "sanerty"  :D

  • You

  • myself

  • No no no, no no no...

    Hahahahaha... Looooooooollllllll

  • I lost The Game...

  • This guy smokes to much crack , behind his mothers back XD

  • Haha # key --- XD

  • I love after 8!!!

    T-timequestion: You're voice in the other end.. I would freak out!

  • ...i love the teddy bear at the background

  • Don't call this number anymore!!!!!

  • NO NO NO loooooooooooool

  • wanna buy someTrissabix?

  • your voice cause well i am From the midwest in the USA and yeah that would be amazing!!!

  • The number you have dialed hs been disconnected or out of service. Please hang up and dial again. BEEEEPPPPPP!

  • crouch up crouch up crouch up crouch up cruch up pwnt.

  • dude ur a freak like wtf is wrong with u

  • srry rob18310

  • @rob13810 lol

  • teabag time lol jk

  • loooool long answer = no nono NONONONO NONONON ononononooo nooon ahhaha!! I laughed out loud.

  • -picks up phone-

    arff arff arff woof

    meow purr purr purr meow hiss

    woof bark arff nayy

    -hang up tone-

  • Love the long answer!!!! :)

  • weirdest thing to hear.Hello im breaking up with you u forgot to clean the toilet.then the happy day theme starts playing

  • Your show is retarded mate, just keeping it real and telling it how it is.

  • Considering that many of my friends wear glasses, myself included, it is actually kind of amusing to try on eachother's perscriptions. A "just how blind are you?" sort of thing.

  • ur out of milk... and toast

  • Ur vids keep getting better, but u gotta drop the emphasis on favortive when u say it. Thanx :D

  • weirdest thing to hear: the opening sounds to The Lion King. you know what im talking about.

  • wtf

  • wheezy waiter sent me :)

  • "Hi, it's the 80's. Can you tell WheezyWaiter we need his shirt back?"

  • Pokemon

  • your parents getting busy

  • So I was sitting in my room the other day.

    No shit.

    lol XD

  • Me: Hello?

    Stranger: Orange you glad I didnt say crystal meth?

  • Answer: Hello this is God.

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  • Come inside Katrina. It's you mum.

  • You.

  • me:hi, is ________ there?

    person on other line: Not anymore...

  • exterminate!  EXTERMINATE!

  • thoughts

  • lady gaga trying to sing

  • Caller: do you celebrate christmas.

    me: what no im brown

  • the sound of a toilet

  • Someone on the other end actually talking to me

  • you look like jethroo!

  • oh sexy accent man....can I try on your glasses. :]

  • I Wanna Put My Cucumber In Your Sandwich, And I Like To Use Mayonaise.

    Ooooh Baby I Likka-Like That. Mmmhm.

    -hangs up-

  • someone saying no to the Ttime theme song

  • good video man!

    visit ou channel and subscribe plz

  • a fog horn

  • someone laughing

  • gun shots........wait not that would just be frightening. Nevermind.

  • i think the weirdest thing to hear would be to hear a dog howling.. idk why it just would be weird

  • In the beginning, the bear on your bed moves after each take. And at the end, he's fallen over. I just realized that :D

    Heh. And, OH GOD. I hate it when people ask to try my glasses on D: I'm always like, "Noooo!" And then they steal them.

    D:<

  • na-na-na-nah-na-na-nah-na

    Ya, rly! :D

  • Having my phone ring while riding down the road, and when I answer, hearing someone's order from the nearest fast-food restaurant.

  • weirdest thing i could hear on a phone is a uni-ca-pony talking in an imaginary shower in an imaginary world with imaginary pie (i love imaginary pie)

  • HUBLAHHH!!!!

  • I don't afer eights away. Saving the planet!!

  • By the way, Tris, Your hair looks really cool :D

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  • "Hello, I'm tris, which means it must be T-time"

    :)

  • Phahhahaha "I Pushed The Hash Key" HAHAH!!!

  • hearing your parents do the nasty.....bleahhhhdjhffd

  • I would be freaked out if I heard THIS on the phone: I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara Kiri Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!

  • this is my favourite t- time so far!

    ps the weridest thing to hear would be micheal jackeson giving me a shout out

  • Someone calling me only to say, to me, "I think you have the wrong number" as if I had called them.

  • weirdest thing ever.... Someone asking if I'm a cow merchant.

  • Omg I know you

  • my nana

  • laughter

  • colors and smells

  • wheezy sent me

    oh, and wierdest think i could hear would be "aveneue Q - if you were gay"

  • probably hearing you....cause that would kinda freak me out sorry haha :P

  • "Hello, have you ever wanted to use a phone?"

  • the weirdest thing i could hear...hmm...probably someone saying "hey T-mate, did you watch the new Tris video?"

  • a dial tone

  • "You're Adopted." *hangs up*

  • Wheezy sent me!

  • do you really want me to answer that one tris really .....

  • Haha :P

  • i loved the opening haha thanks for the smile:)

  • the hamster running in its wheel keeping my battery going. ;)

  • looool

  • jesus?!

  • U seling weed

  • aha to hear micheal jackson saying he killed john lennon....dont ask

  • the cause of global warming is directly related to the decline of swashbuckling pirates. i've seen the graph.

  • dooblie-doo isn't actually a wheezywaiter original lol. dan uses it and ray used it once. lol we've had a discussion like this before haven't we tris?

  • Dan just tweeted me, Wheezy made it up!

  • mystery solved

  • Someone singing no to tris time's theme song..

  • ur friend calling says he loves u and hangs up then calls back and asks will you marry him and u say yes o_0

  • the trissabix week acually brings up results for weed

  • my drunk friend singing the seasame street theme song- yes this has happened

  • A toilet flush. Especially if you've just ordered take-out.

  • Wheezywaiter sent me. But you are keeping me here lol. :)

  • I laughed at the title of the video..

    then realised you might be onto somthing.

    To here to people from two different phones calling to talk you.

    This happened to me once.

    I called my friend just to find someone calling her at the exact same time.. lovely.

  • Pedobear... because I'm overage!

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  • The weirdest thing to hear would be hearing yourslef in the future on the other line

  • *ring*ring* "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?" *Click* Dial tone

  • wheezywaiter actually sent me ;)

  • wheezywaiter is the bomb homie

  • The weirdest thing I would hear picking up the phone Is my own voice telling me to hang the fuck up.

  • global warming ? you kidding me ? its been -40C up here in Canada for weeks. I would love some global warming !

  • A girl talking to me.. No girl ever talks to me...

  • lady gaga singing a good song

  • a calm 911 call

  • i think it'd be weird to hear wheezy waiter winking at me....i mean awesome yes, but slightly off putting id imagine

  • I walk turtle for you. What turtle name, george, Fred, Murtle? I walk turtle for you.

  • My friend once heard "You a bitch nigga" and then silence >.>

  • "ello? Oh hi its ya mum. I need daddy to pick me up from the bar"

  • Weirdest thing to hear over the phone would be: "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breath out."

  • the tardis's noise!!! (i would have my own petit mort)

  • "Do you wana buy some weed"

  • Your Mom....

  • it would be weird for my phone to ring at all... i have no friends :(

  • I did find him funny and thats how I found this channel :D

  • to hear :

    "HELP!!!! MY PET ROCK RAN AWAY!!! HELP ME! i miss him, his name was George."

  • The weirdest thing to hear would be...Big bird asking me if I wanted to get high.

  • I poop from mouth

  • hhhhe hehheh he ehhe boy? its daddy

  • lol, lol-ol, lol, lol-ol, lohhl, lo-lol, lol, lol-ol

  • Weirdest thing would be heavy maniacal breathing. Because that happened to me when I was home alone at 15. Except it was my dad being a jerk.

  • Guy: Hello Neo, do you know who this is?

    Me: Oh im sorry you have the wrong number

    Guy: I've been looking for you Ne-*beep beep beep*

  • BILLYGOAT

    Hehe, references...:D

  • The weirdest thing I could hear would be Pete Burns singing Over the Rainbow, 2089 remix while his ex husband Michael Simpson was whisting the Star Spangled Banner in the background.

  • raywilliamjohnson doing my mom

  • To Hear "Why Did You Write About Our Conversation On TristopiaTv's Channel!

  • Wheezy waiter sent me :)

  • I hate it when people want to try on my glasses!!

  • the goat that yells like a man :D

  • some one breathing into the phone heavily and then saying, Luke i am your father, then hanging up!

  • The weirdest thing I could hear would be my voice!

    I hate my voice on recordings, but I think everyone does :D

  • The dial tone

  • timmay!

  • Tris's voice probably.

  • The weirdest sound to hear would be someone shouting the word PENIS! or VAGINA! Which ever one is preferred.

  • Weirdest Phone Sound To Hear - Sex noises after your mate accidently dialed you on her mobile while rolling around in the sheets with someone who was not her boyfriend because he was out of town at the time (PS. this actually happened and it was extremely weird)

  • weirdest sound is sound

  • Pogobat used Sooblie-doo too :P

  • The weirdest sound would be the sound of a hippo roaring, a fat lady screaming like a man, a treadmil running, and a person yelling " It a bird, its a plane, NO ITS A PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!" all at the same time :)

  • weirdest thing would be me

    i always wanted to talk to myself

    and now with all this advanced technology i probably can!

  • ORANGUTAN TITTIES!

    My friend called me one day from a blocked number, screamed that, and hung up.

  • you sound like a cross between robert webb and alan carr. (that's a good thing btw)

  • gee, thanks. I just lost the game.

    but in all seriousness, I hate it when people ask to try on my glasses? WHY? it's gross and they can't see themselves anyway.

  • The weirdest thing I could hear on the phone; "Hey its you.. from the future. *Lightsaber sounds.* "

  • "i'm outside your window"

    my friend did that.

    he WAS outside my window >.>

    i like your videos :D

  • You know, Craig is in favor of Dooblydoo spreading to the point where its origins are hardly traceable.

  • Weirdest thing... your voice! mwahahahaha nom nom nom XD

  • the weirdest thing i could hear out of a telephone would be me talking to my self from the afterlife saying "DONT HAVE SEX WITH THE HOOKER"