Practicing for Women

[MollieLovesDumble]

does this work on guys ;)

[missorangepencil]

I WANNA FUCK YOU! .... i wonder what the neighbours think...

[klimtZ23]

I want to fuck you with a strap-on.

[mazar1212]

my whole family love you,,,my 5 yr old daughter thinks your ace :) thankyou for bringing some life into my home xxxx

[KnightoftheOR]

What I like most about your stuff is that you put so much spirit into it. No matter what song you sing or what role you play, it always seems as if it's the most important thing to you in that moment. And that's what gives it such an abnormal palpability.

[SUMMER12013]

You are SO hot.

[ccm800]

Get in the fucking car!!!

[anakahanarchy]

hahaha this is like the guy version of me.

[flowerducky]

this is actually how cosmo speaks in real life, very fast and random. I LOVE IT :D

[MegaAdidas123]

4 years today dude loving youre videos man

[TheCrazyFairy100]

1 dislike . That's 1 too many



[liamthenewsdesk]

Nice shot with the Talking Heads album!

[SashG88]

Well I'm in! I'm a leggy marine biologist with bush, I have a science degree and am trilingual (English, French and Australian) I never thought I'd have a chance since seeing the Gay Pirate clip. This clips given me hope again... I just want you to know.. I.. I.. I like... I mean... I love you!!

[MechaFISHMechanics]

@SashG88 Just so you know, you made me laugh so hard after watching this! :D

[CaffeinatedNightmare]

I'll buy you popcorn. ;)

[HelvedSnooty]

1:04 I think I may have shat myself...

[goldengirl2222]

this video scares me quite a lot...did it actually work out with that girl in the bakery? :/

[Twilley123]

The world's most beautiful man, right there.

[mousearmy]

Damn you! This video made me spit coffee all over my monitor, keyboard, even the bloody wall!

[heysalovesyah]

i. love. you.

[id76Scarecrow]

lol 0:50

[c03417]

haha just seen all the people that liked the comment from my old account (cob4ltblu), unfortunately i have to report i'm not working there any more, but i do still love star trek! still makes me laugh

[yourfacegoddammit]

Cosmo, you are.. SUCH A FUCKING LEGEND.

[MrsPritchtonO]

Like he has to practice for girls ...

[RenNaara]

I don't feel like a virgin anymore. TT_TT

[castingstorms]

manic geneous haha

[Rawr98]

i was kind of over it at 5 minutes, but around 7 minutes in it got good again lol

reminded me a bit of The Man Who Loved Flowers

[LiliStrange]

you are so....CUTE ♥

[artfullobserver]

your a total tool, way too UK for most American's probably, i love it ! keep making these shorts they're awesome

[MATRIX0MAN007]

Hell no, maxine dies.... lol

[Maximannay]

Is this the way you would come up to "Maxine" ? xD 

[ozmal]

I know that Cosmo Jarvis has said that he hates this video but this is simply a fucking masterpiece. Everything a short film should be and more. Congratulations, Cosmo.

[bovinicide]

@ozmal I think it's too long, personally...good idea but too long. Nice use of jump cuts though.

[AppleOfDischord]

"You seem to be a very..... virtuous... young lady"

[MissCaitlinEee]

"i, i'm not a stalker- I'MASTALKERI'MSTALKINGYOU!"

"i'mnotawackowelliusedtobebuti­'mnotanymore... I'm sexually retarded... I'mobsessedI'mobsessedI'mobses­sedI'mobsessedI'mobsessedI'mob­sessed"

Think Cosmo's trying to tell us something?? XD I love him!

[Zerphik]

you remind me of a spring day, when the flowers have only just begun to bloom. haha

[Jdaniel515]

"we can eat spinach salad together" priceless.

[Betty10789]

I LOVE YOU!! xx

[ThePaigeSB]

i dont like starterk either :L .. :L

[MuzikMonzterz]

i see you in the bakery, i see you in the bakery, I STALK YOU!

[vesterpop]

I watched this entire video... It was awesome.

[Kaorune]

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLO!!! FUCKKKKKK YOOOOUUUU. FUCKKK MEEEE. XD

[EarthLoverish]

"I wanna fuck you in the ass" aha Cosmo that's priceless mate!



[koolcat123445]

hahaha..

I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASSSS! so i was wondering.. lolol.

[sillymelons123]

i love all your vids, your my hero bro!

[amediocrebadguy]

i am in love with this man

[MoggityMumpkin]

I wanna fook you in the donkey :)x

[MikeyROARRRR]

What's the song at the very end?

[Sonicboomkill12]

haha, this is funny!

[angelonearth21]

You remind me of Tom Hardy for some reason, a good reason I think!

[Suicide767]

roflmao, wellcreated video bravo cosmo!! well fucking done!! :D

[ae1185allday]

HAHA I LOVE YUR ACCENT

[greenday1978]

I do hope you got your date after all this.

[Squidgeididdly]

Awesome shot with the CD case mate :D

[cob4ltblu]

i work in a bakery, and i unashamedly watch star trek. i swear i nearly had a heart attack watching this

[breezyfish]

I adore this!

[5gbrown]

7:43 LOL

[hisime13]

103 people have also practiced.

[Twilley123]

I think you are the most beautiful wanker I have ever seen...

[Bassta986]

hello any one know the song in the end?

[hslove11]

wow this had me in stitches for ages! v.good.

[Melbusiness]

@CosmoJarvis Haha seriously, this video is hilarious!

[charpini]

great talent.... love you! keep them coming!

[charpini]

great talent.... love you!

[maohuerta]

ILOVEYOUANDWANNASEEYOUNAKED !!!!

[leemondo1]

Just brilliant! LOVE IT

[Bassta986]

whats that song called in the end any one know? pls tell me. TEEELLL ME!!!

[ashleyynicolex3]

@Bassta986 I WANT TO KNOW TOO!

[samantha041508]

fucking funny shit ... lmao .. I loved it laughed the whole time

[charlietxt]

I absolutely love this!!

You have such a cute face when you are nice rather than a stalker lol.

[SpazMidget]

This Video Is Sooo Funny (: hehe Made Me giggle, your so cute :D haa xx

[yobaby369]

haha wut is that song called, the one wen u were rubbing your nipples lol

[ashleyynicolex3]

@yobaby369 the moment I said it by Imogen Heap

[Edmee1989]

Woah, this was fucking love at first sight!!! Well, more like love at first hearing...I heard your Jessica Alba song on the radio last night and I've been obsessed every since. I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED, haha

[yobaby369]

you r so cute!!!!!!!!!

probaly the hottest guy i have evr seen!!!

[lunzerbua2k7]

Hey cosmo, i saw you at the southside festival in germany, and you were one of the main reasons why i went there. I wanted to buy your album on itunes the day it was published, but it's only avaliable in the us- and british store. and every time i sit at the computer, i look if your album is already avaliable in the german itunes., wich is really pathetic....yeah. I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED.

[MsEibhin]

L0L i laugh at this all the time, but lyk who isnt :L Luv yer music Cosmo x x

[woodywoody94]

paha wot a legend :) love all ur stuff cosmo (Y)

[apcg6423]

hahahhahhahahaahaaahahaahahaha­hahhaha

[michaelmcmichaelson]

@CosmoJarvis whatttttt....good luck getting a girlfriend!!

[TheGlitterface]

This Made Me Laugh So Hard. [x

[jessmollyxxx]

soo funny , really good (Y)

[chadsyracuse6000]

Fucking great!!!!!

[drummerboyrocks]

that is fucking brilliant :-)

[AllThatJazz247]

lolololololol 'I'm a marine bioligist, do you like fish?'

[31dale31villa31]

this makes me LOL so muchhhh :')

[FabulosaFama]

Bueno, así es como son las cosas...¡con razón!!! JAJAJA

[goldengirl2222]

hahaha this is so funny!!! :P

[sxeeplta]

haha ! the bitch of it is all of this isnt entirely inaccurate. funny as hell.

[maccatube7]

hail king cosmo

[tobytoolshed]

King Cosmo - long may you reign!!

[Sianieoes]

This makes my day (:

[addict247]

Funny Shit!

[maccatube7]

don't know why u hate this vid it is spot on...fuking hillarious!!

[lisbonlions3241]

awesome

[Faith461]

LOL sooo funny !!

i see you in the bakery , i love you!

haha x

[ihatebrits123]

made my day you legend "!

[emofreak1311]

7:45 majour lol!

[BellaGlavs]

i see you in the bakery...????!!! funny video

[jazzthaagawjus]

hahahaha

so funny

[B3TTYC]

Excuse me jacksonvjrs04, i think this is bloody hilarious actually...and im family with his band's neighbour P: x

[jacksonvjrs04]

what the hell is there something im missing here. im pretty sure this guy is just a dickhead with a camera and an internet connection.

ohhh and i dont like his song either

[bella169xx]

:D that is brilliant!!

[77melov]

4:14  LMFAO!!!

[onemilkshake2straws]

You look like adam sandler..

..From the Back

:L

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[R0flood]

could you have insulted him anymore? hahaha.

[onemilkshake2straws]

owp not in a bad way!!!!!

[iamjordon]

mate that was amazing

[tremer88]

i work in a bakery

[aironb3]

hey cosmo dude your still the funniest guy i know

[Ormski69]

haha cheers paz but i used to go to school with this dude :) gt his album guys... bloody awesome :>

[Ellenpuppe]

loved to see him in berlin last week!!! he is soooo funny!!!

[petterisariola]

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

[evilbrainproductions]

funny shit mate :)

[montaramike]

LMAO!!!! This is great!

[ProfessionalVirgins]

lol

nice!

Oh yeah, that kind of pick up works every time lolol

[happyfallen]

OMFG hahaha

you are brilliant!!!

thanks Paz for the share

hehehe

all the stars to you

favd

subd

uh...

yeah that was about it ;P

[bigfootbabe]

OMG this makes me laugh so much!

LMAO!

1:38 scares me though lol

'I'll buy you popcorn =D'

makes me laugh a lot =)

India =) if you read this -----HI!

[sexy36steveo36]

wat are the songs used?

[mellsina]

ur soooo fried!

haha

i could never get sick of this... =]

[accalia]

haha! This is hilarious!

[muddlet3]

I LOVE YOU COSMO! I saw you last night at Oxford Academy, but this is bloody hilarious!

[icylemonhead]

3.34 to 3.38 omg i pissed myself i can watch that bit over and over again and still crease up!!

"i'm actually a really nice guy I WANNA FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!­" omg crase up.

[MawiaMischief]

Brilliant stuff ;D

[mothertrukinflapjack]

I Would Join You For A Day Of Happiness.;)

Brilliant.x

[MeggerzSP]

this is actually funy lmao.

i laughed alot.

hes from totnes. i think.

i love mels song (y)

[901621]

Awesome work fella, I'll spread the word on my mysapce account, this was hysterical! Cheers Rich...

[sk8erdude2000]

that was amamzing dude =D

must have taken you a while, really loved it, thanks =D

[mec567]

Funny Cousin.

"I would play chess with you."

[visualskateharvey]

i could watch it all day and i wont stop laughin

obviouslly i wont watch it all day though,

x

[atraz]

awesomeee

[jadetod1]

haha the was awesome.

[mcrancid999]

ahahahah brilliant.