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  • Don't ever watch movies dubbed in Russian. Everything that speaks will have the voice of this one guy dubbing the whole movie.

  • There's a reason sports fighting orgs have weight divisions. Size matters. Segal used his body mass several times in this clip. He just absorbs kicks bumping people off their feet. He can focus on the speed of his strikes since the mass of his arms will generate enough power to disarm and hurt. Pushing, tosses, etc. are all easier when bigger than the opponent...it's physics.

    A big guy skilled in using his mass and has some conditioning is a very dangerous man.

  • @TheGoalSetter its film you idiots

  • 0:37 the highest kick in the world. 

  • Steven IS A FUCKIN' JOKE))))

    HE WILL GET HIS ASS KICKED REAL QUICK IN DA REAL FIGHT!!!)))

  • @TheBronx1313 He's an actor but he's not a joke. He's about 6'4 and close to 300 lbs. He's very big, that's no joke. Don't underestimate him just because he does this unrealistic bullshit in teh movies ;)

  • hahahah shihan segal is so dangerous and even the film work looks too light, we call it karui  hahahaha

  • If it's duckpin lane fighting that we're talking about- my money is on Daniel Plainview.

  • Pfffft....another one of SS's RAMBO style films. geeezzz.

  • Seagal might have knocked Chuck Norris's hair piece off his head.

  • so y didnt he do this to van damme

  • @notanfningain ahahahah, cuz van damme is a ballet guy, seagal is a sworn shihan , we dont fight ordinary peeps lol

  • from the living ones only the great norris could kick his ass

  • Holy shit was that real?

  • @MrBIGL34 it was, someone tried to point a gun and kill seagal, probably van damme people.

  • Did the lighting guy take a day off?

  • I heard Under Siege 3 was going to be set in a McDonalds.

  • steven is a really great shihan, and a fight with JCVD would be a cheap one, a light weight against a heavy weight

  • where are all the 'long-fight-record' mma heroes when they reach 40. ?! if they reach 40...

    how many of you big mouth critics have actually trained / sparred with him?!

  • Segal is fat and gay.

  • @SuperSneakySteve you're fat and gay. Seagal is a 7th degree Aikido black belt master. That fat guy would whoop your ass, always.

  • Worst actor! My oppinion. Seen lots of his movies, but actually i dont know why I see'em. Really bad!

  • he was already a sixth dan aikido master before returning from japan to the USA and starting to teach aikido there. only then he was introduced into the movie business by one of his students. i saw him at an aikido event in france a few years back, and he is first and foremost a zen and aikido master, a gentle teacher and yet a fierce fighter. spending some time as an actor did not change that in any way.

  • Slapped the piss out of that dude!!!

  • Most top MMA fighters learn from bad asses that do not compete and their names are only known to the whose who of the fighting world.

  • @5029 They either train under top trainers in more specialized fighting arts, or they train and spar with top level specialists. Nick Diaz trained with Andre Berto (boxing) and a Muay Thai champ.

    Steven Seagal isn't a top trainer in any sort of effective martial art (aikido is shit) and he never fought. He's a fatass actor and it's a bad idea to train with him. He'll take credit for whatever you do.

  • @5029you are right, greg jackson has never competed in mma and his camp is the best mma camp in the world. people take the piss cos A.silva and L.machida have trained with seagal, and the uneducated reckon its bullshit, 'what could that fat movie star teach them'? well all sorts actually. hes a master in aikido and kendo and holds black belts in karate and judo amongst others. he is a serious martial artist, and anyone who has trained knows you learn different things from different people.

  • acting is easy .... real fights is hard .... thats why he never fights for real ... thats why he run away from jcvd .

  • @klsvmk  Get educated kristtttttt

  • @klsvmk can't tell if serious

  • Nothing funnier than watching Seagal pretend he can fight.

  • @SovereignStatesman he can, look him up before being an idiot

  • @MyNameIsDuffmarn

    Yeah in the CIA lol

    He was never a real fighter

  • @SovereignStatesman way to be a complete dumbass..

  • @MyNameIsDuffmarn

    You sure are. He has NO fight-record, dumbass.

  • @SovereignStatesman because he doesnt have a fight record, doesnt mean he cant fight. mma isnt everything

  • 0:27 "You idiot, gunth don't work on me! I'll thlap you thilly!"

  • PATENTED FRONT KICK AT 0:14

    INVENTOR STEVEN SEAGAL, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

  • this is what happens when u get n arrow to the knee n still go adventuring

  • Wow, he's in such GREAT FIGHTING SHAPE!

    He invented the front kick, ya know.

    LOL

  • le pega con las uñas

  • Bud Spencer?

  • He looks like Elvis right before he died.

  • @MrMopar400 LOOOOOOOOL

  • Not a good idea to piss him off

  • Watch out Joe Rogan!

  • this is what happened when you just don't know when its the time to stop making bad movies and retire !

  • Thats Steven Seagals America lol

  • This is what happens when you steal a martial artists cheese burger.

  • This is what happens when there's only 1 jelly donut left in the Seagal household.

  • @skills1m LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @skills1m This is what happens when he knocks your lights out.

  • @skills1m, LOL.

  • А что он не материться...

  • Seagal: So you´re the chefs? Where the fuck is my food? I´ve been waiting for 15 minutes!

  • Seagal needs to take Activia for 2 weeks and find his new normal.

  • you mean hes not always angry

  • look @ the seagull fly:)

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  • um, if you have a gun pointed at Steven, shoot him...don't talk to him, sheesh!

  • Christmas Ham!!!!

  • I love how they visible speed up the film just as he's punching or throwing someone.

  • i know steven segal trains in akido, but what he did their sort of looked like kajukenbo karate ...

  • @Profighter92 He's a master of Aikido but he trains in many,many styles.

  • @elbeghast Then mate , he's a guy whom i sure don't want to get into a fight with :P!!

  • yeah in a real fight none of his attacks would even hurt these guys

  • WOW! I've have not seen an elephant in a suit since Babar!!

    Thumbs Way up!

  • Watch WILL SASSO as Steven Seagal, THE FUNNIEST EVER!!!!!

  • You know what I want to see? I want to see Steven Segal get back to his normal weight and do some awesome movies like he used to.

  • @krowanders Like back in the day before he gave up so much Badass cred? Seagal is (or was) an amazing artist. For all the haters, Seagal was the first Westerner allowed to run a dojo in Japan. He was also the first foreigner to hold master credentials in Aikido. He may have turned to crapper movies, but Seagal was, is, and will continue to be, a savage badass.

  • @AntiNubDevice When is he going to accept he's ready for TV diet programs and retire from "acting"?

  • @dalotel when will you accept that you can't do in your best what he can do in his worst?

  • @dalotel His fat ass can kick your ass up and down even with one hand behind his back. This man has the respect from the best fighter in the world and that is Anderson the Spider Silva. I'd love for you to say that to him.....say hey Steven, would you like some fries with that shake??" LOL he'd break your arms and dislocate your punnie head.

  • I think Steve has had way to many donuts in his time.

  • Gotta love SS's Rambo type movies. LOL!!! He never gets hit or throw.

  • i luv his funky hands. i wanna put a gun to him just to see him disarm me!

  • Stevie's reaction to the word diet

  • @cerilsneer

    What movie was this ?

    The Fat and the Furious ?

  • @joeygonzo It's called a fridge too far

  • @cerilsneer

    LOL A Fridge Not Too Far would be the sequel.

    thanks

    I don't think he's ever seen a bbq he didn't like.

  • 1st punch scared the shit outa me

  • Man Please! A whole lot of swattin goin on around here.

  • That bloke with the gun is stupid. He knew Steven was dangerous. He would have to run or shoot immediately. Steven was very lucky, he would have not dodged that bullet.

  • The sequence between 29-31 seconds - is that something that can actually be used. It is spectacularly funny, especially how it accompanies the music, but is there something like it in any martial art that actually does any damage?

  • @human1s

    wing chung, jeet kun do

  • @sharpshooterrn everybody knows Seagal does Aikido!

  • @195WTF or did, about 25 years ago.

  • @pockEclipse well i really don't care what he's doing now a days, retirement is what i recommend lol

  • @human1s if you chop him good in the neck yes

  • Kelly Le Brock was beaten up by Seagull...and he broke Sean Connery's wrist , showing off his 'skills' on a filmset. If Sean was 25 instead of 65 he'd have kicked his ass!

  • lol he just slaps everyone around, and takes the kicks to the shoulder

  • Steven said my ass cheeks will not part like the red sea Bitch!

  • Bang him with the Belly Barrage Steve, ya fat muppet.

  • is this the new movie the fat and the furious?

  • @darthshadowxxx i bet u wouldnt say that shit in his face

  • @dumass1985 If someone said something to his face Would he not just just walk away to be the bigger man. Fucking Zen shit he talks about and then makes a reality tv show with a load of fascist power abusers, some people will do anything for face time.

  • @darthshadowxxx lmfao I thought it was The Slow and the Squinty

  • @darthshadowxxx men judging men, GAY

  • could someone please tell me the name of this movie? thankyou

  • @benniskalski I think it's Pistol Whipped.

  • Than at the end Segal says "Thats what you get for trying to convert me to scientology birchas"

  • what was the name of this movie ?

  • HAHAHAH!! i thought this was real for a second! :D

  • All seagal's movies are the same...yawn. Rinse/repeat.

  • Fat and old, he will die from a heart attack.

  • @TheThunderToad

    We all will die sooner or later...

  • I guess they didn't want him to sit down.

  • 'Tuco' (Eli Wallach) from "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" (1966) would kill him ... he'd pull his pistol, PULL the trigger a few times and say : "when you have to shoot - shoot - don't talk ... "

  • and that's how you do a job interview

  • Steven seagal inspires me to go to a gym and learn Aikido. I'm already know with traditional karate, so that would be one hella sick powerful combination.

  • trash

  • Bas Rutten would take him down

  • they are good at pulling the gun out.they cant pull the trigger....dont let him turn around..pulllll theeeeee triggerrrrrrr.

  • Ok who took the last egg rol!!

  • I understand the description now...

  • I heard from his high school peeps that he was a dick but so are most Mongols or what ever the f he is but unlike van dame n other actors this guy is a real fighter he learned from the best asians masters I know he got fat but that don't mean anything when you're a master like him .

  • plus hes a big mf ' r . id rather my ass kicked bruce lee than seagal , might still have use of my limbs

  • and here he's in a good mood...

  • chuck norris would kill segal

  • great fighter, waddling walker...

  • The man had Dojos in Japan. He taught them their martial arts. He also had Dojos in California. You have to respect that. He is respected by the best of the best. To put him down on this screen is cowardly. Say it to his face and he may ignore you because you are not worthy. He has honor and the wisdom to know a true adversary. He has done more than you can ever dream of. Consider your words.We know from where you speak.

  • @triumphmanful - He was the first "gaijin" (whitey) to open a dojo in Japan with the approval of his master. To say he taught the Japanese their own martial art is simply ridiculous. Do you read anything other than the internet?

  • @triumphmanful respect what?because teaching dancing?dude aikido is not m arts in ja[an anymore.this is not 80 th everybody practising muay thai judo bjj catch wrestling who cares about aikido?aikido is fake as a seagal//who is seagal men who has no fight recrod just certificat and belt.millions people has belt and certificat it does not make them fighter.

  • @Freestyleartclub dude don't type anything you look like an idiot

  • @MrGChuk you idiot because seagal making money when morons like you watching his movies and thinking wow thi guys knows how to fight/in reality he is dickhead as you

  • @Freestyleartclub ....I really don't understand what you are trying to say

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  • @Freestyleartclub Very true, no one does old traditional anymore. It's all about Judo, BJJ, Wrestling, Boxing, Kickboxing, Muay thai or Karate.

  • Seagal, desde hace muchos años, no para de hacer pataditas y cosasde de Wing Chun, es una pena! Se hizo famoso por hacer algo diferente, ahora es uno mas y demasiado trucado!

  • If you see a pissed off Seagal, run.  He'll probably get a heart attack after chasing you for 10 feet.

  • everyone line up nicely now and wait for your beating LMAO!!

  • awsome

  • only in the movies!

    

  • Baddest pregnant man around.

  • Hahahahaha!

  • he only kick ass in movies

  • Has anyone ever actually disarmed someone with a handgun? I feel like those gun disarming moves would never work in reality. I think you'd just end up shot.

  • 0:27 the bitch slap of death.

  • if you can't hold a gun up to his face with out getting bitch slap ten time and completely owned..............what make you think a spinning back kick would work against him?

  • @NYWAORCANZ its a movie, stupid.

  • @holeduniverse

    BITCH!

    How smart is it to portait a guy trying to do a large huge motion as a spinning back kick to a guy that is quick enough to pull off a disarming technique?

  • @NYWAORCANZ I havent portrayed anything. I am saying its a movie.

    IQ check?

  • @holeduniverse

    I think I realise that too which is why I made the commment in the first place

  • c'est trop un tueur ce type

  • This is me Sleep Walking out in the streets.

  • I've never seen movies shot in such dark filters as I have when I see scenes from Seagal movies, where they have to in order to hide his massive, obese whale body.

    You'd think if it came down to you having to tell a director that he has to shoot in such dark filters, that you'd have some humility, but Steven Seagal is one of the most arrogant people on Earth. Go figure.

  • Was that a piece of Chuck Norris I saw between Seagal's teeth?

  • Seagal is a true Aikido master..Most people underestimate his speed..He is lightning quick..In a lot of his movies they actually have to show some of his moves in slow motion..But he is getting older..He is definately one older fella I wouldnt want to screw around with..

  • @superstock426 Agreed. First American allowed to operate a Dojo in Japan. If that does not tell people the capabilities of this Gentleman then they really don't understand anything about Martial Arts.

  • @omga14 He's also how old? Just cuz he told a couple mix martial artists how to do a front kick lol...doesnt make him a badass. He's like 60 and his speed has greatly diminished. He does all these fast looking slap/chops, but none of them have any real power behind them. Give him an uppercut right hook combo, and i promise he will be asleep.

  • @iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz That dude would fuck you up to kingdom come Home Slice....

  • @jgraz42 U dont even know me home skillet..go get stevie, ill fuckin own him...just make sure your filming so when i knock his ass out instantly, you can capture him pissing himself lol

  • @iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz Check this out pie slice, Dog would bust you into tomorrow.....end of story..roll credits.

  • @jgraz42 Peep this champ, lol... you would see 2 things moving fast... my fist...and the whiplash of his pony tail, just before he crumbled to the ground lol... i hope stevie reads this...im willing to fly out to his dojo (his expense) and either A. make an ass out myself or B. Make him eat out of a tube for 6 months. =)

  • @iLLUMiNATiONRECORDza tube for 6 mon, too funny.....

  • @jgraz42 And the only shit rollin' would be his stretcher and wheel chair haha.

  • @superstock426 Man, go get steven seagal...and i will knock his old ass out to prove that a solid boxer would destroy aikido. He would have to land a gang of punches, i just need one, then when he's out cold, you can break his arms and legs and stuff lol

  • @iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz you know that furious footwork of a boxer ain't shit in comparison to that asskicking aikido would do right

  • @iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz The empty can rattles the most.

  • @iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz Ssshhheeeeiiitt!

  • @superstock426 will shut the fuck up?the camera catches everything..so no slow motion is needed for that fat aikido fuck....aikido is a martial art but stop jerking off to it

  • @superstock426 I would.

  • @superstock426 Maybe getting older has something to do with it.............but, resembling a bloated, mildly psychotic ALGORE does not help things.

  • @superstock426 When Seagal was in his prime he got choked out by an old man then shit himself true story! He's a phony! The only fight he's ever been in he fell asleep and crapped himself. LMAO

  • I use to be able to walk once, then i took a Seagal to the knee :)

  • Segal you lazy fat fuck!!!! get into the gym and sort yourself out for fuck sake! Having a stunt double for these crappy fight scenes should be embarrassing to you...it is to me...

  • @CockpumpVideo you do realize that seagal is a 7th dan Aikido master? he does not need to have a stund double for his fight scenes. do some research before you make a fool of yourself again.

  • @therkels1 but still his fighting looks shit.

  • @useless241 that depends on what you expect. Aikido is a defensive martial art based on dicipline and harmony, not an offensive martial art like kung fu. if you expect a fighter with spectacular kicks you are looking at the wrong martial art.