George Carlin - Modern Man

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

he PWND 99.9% of rappers.

[BlaccEagle]

And people say white people can't rap.

[LeGrugkbdst]

0:46 – One gigabyte per nanosecond? One exabyte per second? Man, dude, I want Carlin's Internet connection.

[MEXIMANLOL]

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

[MEXIMANLOL]

I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

[MEXIMANLOL]

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no

[MEXIMANLOL]

A Modern Man

"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old

[Kneleist]

true artist, a poet

he explained the bizarreness of this world and just how people are two-faced and full of shit

in under four minutes

[dave22h34]

HE eats F Food in the slow lane [ while twittering } ! cool!!

[dave22h34]

 The coolest turd on this rock !! ever !!

[Ryu7490]

i wonder if he considered himself a poet on occasion lol

[shinobizuken]

Wurd up g!! :)

[Twastehsquirl]

Freaking.... AMAZING

[NadaqShaker]

2 people are beta-males on alpha blockers. 

[Fourmalletz]

The only way this could possibly any better was if he was rapping it. GC is BA.

[DvoracKode]

This would make a killer résumé.

[owwwkinky]

cant  imagine any comedian alive today executing stand up like this=hes #1!!!!!

sam kinison #2

[stevekarlin09]

2 people aren't modern.

[SHlTTER]

haha there are three videos entitled "George Carlin -Modern Man", which do I watch? The one that's 4:20 ofcoarse

[JuliaTrekkie1701]

Next time I'm at a job interview, I'm saying this

RIP George The world needs more people like you!

[1simon7]

I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. Miss you, George.

[iamtheyikes]

i had never heard of George Carlin apart from his appearances in bill and ted, i had no idea he was a comedy genius until i saw a tv show listing the top 100 comedians of our time. I'm not certain what his rating was but it should have been number 1! God rest you and may you continue to entertain even after you passing!

[feetntoesify]

Priceless:)

[Freakears]

Wish I had a mastery of the English language like Mr. Carlin did.

[torso99]

that was a lot of word in a short time

[jkid1134]

Should've been a rapper.

[Jussimania]

That takes some serious fucking memory.

[Jussimania]

Epic.

[subzerotime420]

4:20.

[Hollywise23]

@subzerotime420

Sweet.

[MrLogxan]

@subzerotime420 thats the only reason i watched this insted of the rest of them

[swimminglikeaquaman]

EPIC!!!

[art3743]

RIP Carlin. He was here a minute ago.

[hershysquirts187]

don't get muck funnier

[microroots]

R.I.P the fuckin best ever! No one is more funny

[Princetonglas]

R.I.P carlin. To soon...

[toobularbells]

I saw this in Vancouver when he was still memorizing it from his 'cheat sheet'

The guy was awesome

[bojantomic88]

it's really a thin line between a madman and a genius.

[mrscurge]

where can i get the rest of this show?

[Spazm6]

I am a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionalist, politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've bn uplinked and downloaded, I've bn inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife.

[Hollywise23]

A cutting-edge, state of the art, bicoastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

[dupofb17]

I'm new wave, but Im old school;

And my inner child is 0utward-bound.

Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking,

Warm-hearted cool customer;

voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database;

my database is in cyberspace;

so Im interactive, Im hyperactive,

and from time to time Im radioactive

[Hollywise23]

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope.

Im on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.

Ive got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge.

Im in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.

A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps.

[NarradorK]

I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic. A working ragaholic. Out of rehab, And in denial. I got a personal trainer, A personal shopper, A personal assistant, And a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, You can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, And I'm wireless. I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.

[pattyrockinalways]

@Hollywise23 I'm a totally ongoing big foot slam dunk rain maker with a proactive outreach

A raging workaholic, a working rage-aholic, out of rehab and in denial

I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper a personal assistant and a personal agenda

You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down 'cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless I'm an alpha male on beta-blockers

I'm a non-believer and an over achiever

Laid back but fashion forward

Up front down home low rent low maintenance

[BigDaddyDJD]

@Hollywise23

I'm a totally ongoing Bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

a true legend and wordsmith