baby crocodile monitor love nip

[EpicWolf888]

this little baby croc is actually quite tame. I can totally freehand him and he will sit on your arm and chill. He jumped off me though and I grabbed him while he was on the ground a little too far back on his body. In typical monitor fashion he turned and gave a quick tiny litte love nip on my knuckle. It was literally a millisecond. No pain, no holding on at all, just an instant blood letting. Crocs are serious monitors and should not be kept by someone without some monitor experience. lol :P.

[kittycatgibson]

ouch

[MrJeremyrayhensley]

Iv never bite anyone I loved

[gatorpython]

I own a croc monitor 4ft long an he is a wonderful an truly amasing animal so dont go telling poeple they shouldnt be pets the common dog an cat have inflicted far more injuries to humans so get ya shit strait before running ya mouths!

[nicholas361027]

you should've probably patched that up right away instead of taking a video...

[darkiziron1]

i want a crocodile monitor soooo bad !!!!



[TheRegina78]

inside in your hole!

[info001a]

they should be it's wild animal which dangerous not pet

so it can bite man by instinct in any time.

[wirewyatt420]

@info001a ur a dumbass, it can bite by instinct in any time? nope, ur just another typical dumbass without experiance but uv got an opinion. u can tame a fucking lion if u wanted, dont tell me no people done it so shut the fuk up

[Magnosummit]

@info001a don't worry about wirewyatt's comment, you're right. We can claim we've tamed something, but even dogs still have primal instincts even after having been domesticated what seems like forever ago.

[nettoyehose]

kak



[2BSlowlyRudeBoy]

โง่

[hydranoid800]

Ppppsssssstttttt i had love nip i almost died when it love nipped my pet croc love nipped me 3000 times i'm gonna die of loosing blood from love nips-bye bye scaly croc lol i replaced him 2 days ago with a cute little rag doll kitten it was a nice Siamese color with nice dark ears for $350 dirt cheap lol it so far has been mental 3 times already!tho it was the scratching post

[volizaable]

A love nip? Oh god. You're so delusional. These animals don't care about you and people have no business owning them.

[manta965]

@volizaable your delusional, its its supposed to be ironic lol. He doesn't actually think his lizard bit him because it loved him lol. calm your little flaming fingers down and think about what was said before going on a rage.

[volizaable]

@manta965 I don't know about ironic, maybe just a little stupid. I worked in exotics department at a pet store for a few years, and people like this guy used to piss me off. You don't have to touch and play with everything.

[manta965]

@volizaable It looks like he is in a store judging by the multiple bags of substrate on the shelf to the left. He could easily have been cleaning the tank and gotten a bite ect, You seem to be OK with people owning these things since you worked in a pet store selling them, and bites happen, he is just showing what that bite can do

[batres1985]

hahaha no shit its a fucken animal

[dixiewife47]

There is no such thing as a "tame" croc. lol. = )

A 'love nip' .. lololz Yeah he luvs u all right !

[wyattx008]

Yeah.... what you're doing in this vid: It's weird. Stop.

[leopardgeckolover102]

Messed up not to the vid the comment under mine

[SpecialSoldier109]

awesome breed im trying to figure out what that breed is that looks kinda fatty with the big jaw mostly black but yea snakes are alot like that too lots of blood with a tiny bite lol

[Game117Fanatic]

@SpecialSoldier109 crocodile monitor 

[Getushelp]

puuuuuuut MEEE THA FUUUUUUC DOOOOOWN!

[liverpool0690]

merk

[moocw7889]

they have little razor teeth, but they are one of the more beautiful breads of monitors

[HolyPineapple]

If you knick your skin in just the right way, it'll bleed a whole bunch more than if you make a deeper cut. I one time shaved off a minute layer of skin on my thumb when washing hair off a razor blade once and it bled so much, even though it didn't hurt and there didn't seem to be much of anything wrong.

[510Anonymous]

@HolyPineapple Ah, I remember when I looked down at my thunk and saw it covered in blood. At first I thought it was an old wound, but the blood was fresh and the wound was clotted already. It was than that I noticed a deep cut below the nail. It did not hurt one bit and was absolutely painless (I'm seriously saying this. No pain at all. None.) but there was enough blood that I was quite alarmed anyway.

[510Anonymous]

@510Anonymous *thumb

[DRKN98]

did it hurt?

[CAFTW]

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVV­VVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP­PP

[cerebral23]

@gabriellasanchezi well I see what your saying, but I don't know if I still agree fully. Look at piranha and any other marine life, or even hamsters and like critters. None of them can really be tamed but people buy them. I know this animal is much more viscous (spelling?), but it is also an animal a kid would not have. A dangerous animal is usually bought by someone that will be cautious with them. I for one, would never buy an animal that could kill me.

[kmk021]

@siegelreptiles

"Just a little nip" with no pain at all, bleeding like that?

[LittleShinobi92]

@kmk021 I nicked my knee with a sword and it bled like crazy but the cut was small and it didnt hurt. lol

[SuperStrikerdude]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN­NNNN

[VskitzophraniaV]

pretty



[coda92]

beautiful monitor, would you say thats similar to a nile monitor bite?

[DrHokiie]

ouch

[akatsukigaaralover]

um dude i don't think it was a love bite THE THING TRIED TO EAT U

[666CoFfan666]

that look in it's eyes.....it will remember you till the rest of it's life...and come back to give you a bigger love nip :D

[trinoply]

You're bleeding, your blood is dripping on the ground, and the first thing you thought was: HEY IMA SHOW YOUTUBE! While you're still bleeding.

[MyDucatiGT1000]

@trinoply yeah not everyone is a pussy,it's just a little blood,it'll grow back :]

[Zombieplatepus]

This lizard is like "I hope this nigga doesn't have aids."

[kissme6874]

and the next time will be your penis

[cerebral23]

don't let him drink your blood! he will crave it later!

[eminemfreik257]

did it hurt

[wilubuymygldfish]

you can't tame a wild animal

[cerebral23]

@wilubuymygldfish you are right. That is why the first human beings were born with one of every dog, cat ,ferret, horse, rat, donkey, pig, lion/tiger/bear that will ever be used by humans, elephants.....shall I go on?

[wilubuymygldfish]

@cerebral23 animals were here before humans lets put god aside and think about things like the big bang theory every thing started as little "bugs" (for short) and grew on till there were bigger animals like dinasours and later on came cave men

[cerebral23]

@wilubuymygldfish ummm when the **** did I mention god. Especially considering im athetiest. Also it was sarcasm dude. Your original comment is so freaking false I had to. If you can not tame a wild animal how come we have so many of them in our house holds. Plus, I didn't know you have lived since the beginning of time to tell us how life started. Please, continue.

[SuperCrazylemons]

IM BLEEDING TO DEATH its just a amazing...

[MrRealitynaut]

Love nip? You're ignorant.... That's more of a taste test then a love nip....

[imtrippenballs]

@MrRealitynaut no, your ignorant. google sarcasm and get back to me.

[ScottishCommy]

Hes tame but he is still a wanker.

[fallout3king11]

That's no love boy!

[ZacDaspazZz]

he is cute :P

[smallbird5]

ya...love bite...

[omegajak12]

@angrydude012 your lame

[KevinRapz]

"and this ones tame" bahahaha. no.

[Metalicalypse]

Do they get infected by rabies.

[nathanimalable]

a little love nip...

[DylanRach]

"He's tame"

Well, apparently he isn't.

[evand848]

my ackie monitor bit me once, but it wasnt that bad.

[Jofuski]

That little guy has some beautiful colours! He's going to be a good looking adult!

And for those of you who are for lack of a better word; thick. It's not a crocodile it's a Monitor. It looks nothing like a crocodile for starters! *Face Palm*

[Fuckdisworld93]

*lizard

[Fuckdisworld93]

why would u want to tame a crocodile in the first place? if that thing did that to me, thrown on the floor and stomped on multiple times

[dieinterimsliebenden]

@Fuckdisworld93 it's a crocodile MONITOR lizard. it's not the actual thing.

[CASSINOx]

welllllll.. it is a crocodile lol

[Takkiebos]

@CASSINOx Nope, it's a monitor.

[Dragoneeto]

He's probably thinking, dude your getting your blood all over me

[LittleWing26]

Crickey me finga

[BlueDragonBoy88]

Awww, so lovely like a cute draggy

[tDeathwingr]

Gorgeous

[RincewindsHat66]

Man, that is absolutely beautiful coloration on that little guy. I love monitors, and I've wanted one for years. This video shows exactly why I never actually got one.

[Retrograding]

Damn, if he was a startle-bite, I can't even imagine what a full-grown male could do if it was TRYING to kill you.

[Francambe1]

Bloooooooooodd! Not Funny!!!!

[tDeathwingr]

@Francambe1 Don't overreact.

[Francambe1]

@tDeathwingr I just made me remember that very funny video on which a little kid says Blooood Not Funny with a very loud voice, the he gets mad...have you seen it?

[tDeathwingr]

@Francambe1 xDDDDDd

[Pantherluvscupcakes]

LOVE nip?! 

[flyboyxl1]

that bitch

[Mrk00k00dud3]

The baby croc was like, "bath me in blood..." lol

[Akirathedon92]

You're bleeding on your lizard dude

[Shelledsoul]

@Akirathedon92 That's what happens when you don't use lotion

[Stylishlyshite]

a little nip looks like he almost took a finger xD

[lsb813]

아진짜오바야 뭐야이거

[DaveWreckingCrew]

And, he'll remember that taste when he's 5 years old. Muahahaha.

[BeastMan2496]

Lol I throw that shit

[Parodyocity]

Get your dirty, bloody hands off me...

[Axanthic100]

There are monitors to buy in Germany ?

[hawee07]

Man Your Gross :D

[ThePrivateJoker]

Great. That's what I want in my house. ..

[dawarror]

Nothing says I love you than a gushing finger

[golaharsh]

u're so brave man!! the moment i would have started bleeding i would have freaked out so bad!! (i m anyways scared of reptiles)

[RedRainDiablo]

crocodile -.-

[trae45tippin]

hey i was wonderin if my foot n a half black throat was chewin on my shoulder cause of the scent of a 70 gallon fish aquarium in the house full of fishes or maybe its something else, hes usually real tame and i nap wit him on me sometimes this the first time he bit me n the way he was doin it he looked like he was eating my shoulder for a meal

[qwert123ism]

Love nip!?!? 0.o

[casiiebunnie]

*FAINTS*

[lrss92]

dude, you need a medic!

[AqualohA]

his eyes scream "blood!"

[AVdail]

i mean croc

[AVdail]

great birthday presents for your enemy's >:D

im joking i would never due such a thing to a lizard like that.

[tier88]

moche blood :P .. but a Butiy for an animal :)

[KeskinTRS]

It tasted human blood now !!!!!!!

[programaster]

This guy is metal.



[UndeadDragonWarrior]

oh wow, nasty bite

[CHALENGERification]

hlh



[micinum]

that is alot of blood are you on aspirin ?!

[1001154454]

whao



[XElectroxxPrincessX]

if thats a love nip i dont what to friggin know what happens when its pissed.

[boricuagirl9912]

wait if they love you they bite you???? im confused

[Willkott]

kill it.

[TheSangaria]

umm dude u okay?



[alecdepalect]

wash your hands firs...... than im going 2 wach this video :P

[94grapevine94]

IN Sovjet Russia Raptors bred you crazy american people !

[YaRoCheSsa]

lol... he bite the middle finger... :P

[MrYunglyfe]

"Hey, you're bleeding all over me mate"-Australian accent LOL



[agr227]

really wash ur hands

[Blazestalker100]

kill them

[agr227]

@Blazestalker100

I HATE YOU YOUR MEAN 

[ImperishableCat]

"This one's tame." You sure bro?

[leejinyi123]

like he doesn't care about the bleeding...

[antipeacebmx]

hey guys im bleeding, quick lets make a video!!!!!

[FruitO911]

"Just amazing" *blood drips on floor*

[silvershadow001]

QUICK!! USE STYPIC AND A POKEBALL!! 

[crazyivan1]

you deserved it!

[agnk1313]

the blood looks delicious LOL

[Tokuta93]

You turn now in lizard!

[vv41zx]

wtf why is it called monitor?

[trollazable]

free it in the sewers!!

[marlonxannika120]

OH SH**************

[mercerman13]

OOOOH...snowflakes



[Herzgewitter]

Charlie bit my finger...again!

[melissa22787]

you should realy go to a doc

[TheExterminator420]

@melissa22787

pussy

[Aoigainzi]

5555+

[kyla4425]

that aint no nip

[vladdimir26]

"he gave me a little luv nip" i lolled...

[alondramapeal]

Does it hurt

[gardenguyvic]

@alondramapeal Fuck yea it hurts. I got bit by a 3 week old argus monitor and thats nothing compared to a croc monitor.

[Warnerator]

you bred raptors?!

[siegelreptiles]

@Warnerator yes-They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal

[MayhemLegionNorge]

@siegelreptiles They should all be destroyed..

(just carrying on the Jurassic park awesomeness, Lizards are beautiful ;D)

[Ultimategrid]

@siegelreptiles

The funny thing is that's not far from the truth, got tagged by a 4ft animal a year ago, just the side of his jaw on my palm. I still have numbness where he bit.

[ridely700]

@siegelreptiles Your John Hammond!

[MrGhostphone]

DON"T PLAY WITH NATURE IT BITES

[meganpeters100]

Aw your bleeding love

[BackGroundism]

übel am saften ey...

[monkeyweirdo56]

get a towel eewwwwwwww man!!! what the croc???? tehehe

[CAFEPARADOS01]

que no es un barano?

[jblover1918]

tame than y did it bite u!?!?

[buchan2]

@jblover1918 he court it off guard and bam..

[XCritonX]

Now that he has tasted HUMAN BLOOD we are all DOOMED, DOOMED I tell you!!!!

[linuxpowerification]

@XCritonX

unless he didnt liked human blood lol

[daniyellowjello]

at least put it down you crazed man

[casw265]

first blood

[Itzkurlydamayne]

dammmm ! did anyone else think those bags at the end were raumen noodles ?

[mctibbles69]

hey ur bleeding

[Titoke23]

was it yumy? :3

[TH3L0NGRUN]

Its tasted human blood! Run!!!

[ElectroDistinction]

wash ur bloody hands!(the phrase now suites the situation)

[antaloliver]

Use gloves

[wan2shuffle]

@antaloliver nah

[jplumber100]

Ive had reptiles almost my whole life.These guys are no joke i seen a 4 footer just nick my buddy 11 stiches in 2 seconds.

[bvvcfdgd]

I think u should get that checked out

[HistorianHimself]

haha 'this one's tame.'

[dtiydr]

You are bleading..

[PieLover5000]

That was not a love nip. That was a hungry nip D:

[beb02010]

Ketchup!!!! no blood

[emowowaddict]

well if u dont want to get bit maybe u shouldnt own a blimmin crocodile

[wertyui459]

thats not a crocodile...

[Allybat22]

@wertyui459 he said it was a croc monitor...