The Pity Party, Bush, and a Mexican

[sarahsoccergirl]

U should run for president when ur 35

[Snyds911]

hey babe

[1313becca1313]

why were half your videos in black and white?......... also I would vote for you. and you would stop the vampire robot nazis who are also zombies....but we havent talked bout those yet

[danie142009]

whoa...he was really hot, i cant wait till he loses weight so i can watch him like this again

[filcox]

That's one ugly mutha fucka.

[thatGipsiePerson]

i just realized how much weight u've gained since you've started creating videos

[KatherineDianeLine]

i share your thoughts!! dislike Bush love Clinton!! not for all the same reasons though...

[LaurenLouise32]

your awesome lol x

[2rubysoho]

if you guys seriously want to insult him, or have an opinion, learn how to spell.

christian******!!!!!

it's not honestly that hard.

[BeardedIrony]

ok yeah, he could've gone without the chirsten comment at the end there. that just wasn't cool

[opti95]

all hail jesus

[89jonh]

ya the Christen part at the end kinda offended me but its ok cuz Jesus loves you all :)

[mcmike1996]

"obma showing the whip marks on his back" Thats racest and phill i have always like you but thats just to far..

[BigTEntertainmnet]

i guess you never ran for president huh?

[88GuitarGuy88]

I would vote for YOU Phil!!!!!

[Sn00pyGRL]

Bush vs Clinton? they're both as bad. Remember the Yugoslavia bombings in 1999? Wasn't Clinton president then?

[allybally131]

yeah, i'd totaly vote for you.

[FloMoKidTV]

BUSH RULEZ!!!

[SuperContradiction]

Yeah, ii never approved of Bush. He fucked us over way too many times :x

[Llawliet246]

Never try to sing again, Phil......

[glassesfreak]

Bill Clinton had affires, so what it has nothing to do with how he ran the country. That stuff personal not political. It's not like he spent our tax money to do it in Argentina like some people. Also JFK had a ton of affires too, are people gonna call him a bad president too now? Good call Phil, man it's weird seeing you in these videos, you're so tiny looking for some reason and it's only a two year difference.

[shootnfight]

Your personal life reflects what your morals are though, and having an affair generally shows you are a weak and selfish person. Still love Clinton anyways, but I think we can't simply forget his personal life.

[SwiftNyce]

stfu every one does something that they dont want the public to know... EVERY ONE....

[SxeScotty]

its sad because colbert got 8% of the popular vote when running in 08 just says how pathetically uninformed people happe to be

[stonecutters07]

if he went into presidency, i'd vote for him.

[RICOROCKOROCK]

3:34 hell no religion is bullshit, i like the religeus drawning in the religion ^Ȕ^

[CSIKip]

Do it, dude. You have my vote. ;D for 2012.

[ShouldIReallyCare]

im a hardcore republican. but WOW!

i would totally switch to the churches chicken party!

CUNT THE BULL SHIT FTW! lol best line...E-V-E-R

[Shikamarugirl7]

haha I thought I'd heard wrong with the cunt part cuz CUT the bullshit made more sense, but I guess my first guess was right

[awesumsquared]

I'd vote for you dude

[fueledxbyxramen6]

haha..this was halarious...I wonder if that makes me a bad republican hmmmm <_<

[bonvie2716]

I was thinking the same thing, lol.

[fueledxbyxramen6]

haha, nice....at least I'm not the only one XD

[Arthurmax180]

5this reminds me a lot of stupid white men by Michael moore

[Quirky01]

Lol, at mormon joke!

[ni1chan]

hmm, i didnt catch it, could you help me ou?

[Quirky01]

He says it at 1:05

[ProgectG]

Mormon joke = not funny...

[xxshatteredsoulxx]

I thought it was.

[Zmcluvin]

mormon joke = funny

I = used to be mormon

[ProgectG]

Wow. The rating on this comment show how biased some people are.

[drayckonx]

your not sexy.

[heartshapedleaves]

he's

ssss

EXXXX

EEEEE

phill =P

[lazychickbum]

If YOU'RE going to say that, then spell "YOU'RE" correctly, dude.

[drayckonx]

Why would you even comment about me commenting about someone not being sexy....i still think phil is like the funniest person in youtube but im just saying, I don't really see how he's sexy. I'm a guy, maybe thats it, I don't know.

[blackjack0202]

And that's the joke! :D

[TreyCarterSCoR]

His videos got so much better

[crazy07gamer]

phil packed on the pounds

[mprincessb1984]

he's still pretty darn sexy

[panthershark1]

I WOULD VOTE 4 U... um im Canadian :$

[straightxupxhustler]

if you ran for president i would definately vote for you

[idiatico]

i didn't realise you used to record in black and white

[Patriotsfan346]

VINTAGE PHILLY WOOOOOOO!!!

[ScaryChildProducts]

"club seals over the head with bags of dead babys" i love the way you said it with perfect sincerity!

[hefismine]

I want you to be president :) even though I'm not from the US....

[ODchurch]

FIRST!

[stormyshorts]

Oh, looks like you JUST missed it.

[R4zi3]

Lmfao, what is with you people?

[batitombo]

First

[iFiWaSqUeEn]

I'd vote for you..

[DFDSFUEIFH]

OMG! YOU SAID THE WORST WORD IN THE HISTORY OF WORDS! Now, apologize to YouTube and everybody else that watched this video! JK. You don't have to apologize, JUST DON'T SAY THAT WORD AGAIN!

[NoBadBlood]

HaHaHaHa..OMG...

[teteran123]

you remind me of the guy from clerks in your old videos.

[jetsmiley123]

wat is with the black and white??

[Downwithcoke]

I miss the ending song.

[Saideth]

it's wierd listening you speak so slowly

[Downwithcoke]

It is.

[KenUchiha6]

go Bill Clinton

[Camcer24]

1:40-1:51 LMFAO!!

[Uberalix]

dont mean to snap but mormons do not take more then one wife

[converse00999]

yes they do retard

[Uberalix]

a group that broke away from the mormon religon that used to call themselves the reorginized church of jesus christ of latter-day saints, they still practice poligamy but the LDS are not the RLDS and LDS no longer practice that. Study religon further next time.  (and exuse my horrible spellings :P)

[FunkaDunka]

you fuckin idiot

[ClownsWillEatYou72]

LOL, the William Sledd thing was hilarious :)

[timmythetay]

hahahaha love it

[Pullshapes265]

lol great country song!

[QWILDER]

ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha ha h ah aha ha ha ha ah ah!!!!!!

[sillylittleblondes]

well, I know who I'll be voting for!

[LavenderAngel554]

vote sxephil!

[petapetrelli]

i would definatley vote for you phil...you're awesome!

[LiveAndLoveLife]

I think I would actually vote for ya Phil, if you ran... Altho, be warned: Americans like their bullshit.

[Sky12309]

Given the options, if Mr. Safety was running, I'd probably vote for him... well, if I could vote, but if he did win, then when would he make his videos? Or would his people do it?

On second thought, maybe he'll just go to Area 51 and clone himself, the clone can run the country and he could just make videos or something.

[mslilsk8erchick]

o and im not from alabama and im not fat i just thought it was another good example of the government trying to live the lifes of americans for them and look forward to your view on it

[cmdiaz1]

lol, cunt the bullshit...3:10...

funny guy!

[TwilightHolder]

>.> clintons insane he killed a TON of ppl if u dont beleave me google 'clintons dead friends'

[dsj2212]

if he actually ran i might vote for him. he'd tell it like it is

[zackari]

manbearpig dude im totally cereal manbearpig he's real haha south park

[VodkaMan07]

i don't really think phil would be a good president...........

[peter08xxx]

100% TRUE! lol

[zrg48]

bush is an ass and clintons a pimp

[WheelieAmPete22]

i feel... you're a nerdlinger, im sorry

[yoJo920]

btw u have to b 36 not 35 i knw that and im 12

[07gottadance17]

well stay in school cuz u gotta be 35, kid

[maraudingchimpanzee]

you don't look 35...

[vTweak]

hes not.

[Rstegs]

You have to be 35 to run for president. The person was making a point... or tried to be funny.

[vTweak]

yea i realized that after i posted, and felt stupid lol.

[Harshfate]

so true

[jrog25]

the J-frog25 party! I got the hook ups!

[TheBo0kThief]

Let's go Phil, I'll sponsor you. You know you'd win by a landslide.

[Appleguy13]

dude i just found ur vids.. u rock i would so vote for u!! if i was 18 lol

[axelxaldan]

you've got my vote

[xotakinovermeox]

DeFranco nation! I'd vote for you!

[Skyabeth]

i would vote 4 you LOL

[Katiedid92]

I'd vote for Phil! Sadly I'm not old enough to vote

[resident4thunder]

lol dude u just get funnier

[AmyXxXSD]

omg i cant believe i only just found your vids!

They Rock =]

[blueyestlk]

i would vote for you hands down

[killade3]

phil rocks

[gunit422]

i would vote for you

[xoCourtneyxoZ66]

Defranco for president:)

[NerveWreck666]

Defranco08!

[5toBruno]

^_^

[jakethepauper]

Gawd damnit if i would have started watching your show's sooner.... YOU would get my vote and charity for the PDK walk..Ofcourse you probably get comments like this 24/7,but whatever. Love the vids keep it coming

[chinnchillalover]

you are so damn sexy

[beaner5147]

clinton!!!!!!!

[dawg3443]

ID VOTE FOR YOU:D

[ycart3285]

i will so vote 4 him cause he would probably make a better president den da other 2!

[LavenderAngel554]

you'd probably win, go president Phil

[Gernsback]

"then y did u say do i wanna be on top or bottom!?!" <---- HAHAH!

[SilverShinku]

I'd vote for you. x3

[cwalwanis]

"Then why did you ask if I wanted to be a top or a bottom" and the "Church's chicken party" ha ha ha ha ha

[Meriadoc1234]

lol, 801st rating = P

[nibargerswife51482]

hey just remember clinton likes "bush" too.

[sammarie1]

phil maybe you should run for president...when you turn 35 cause thats the age limit. like you have to be this tall to ride this ride.

[airboy014]

hellz ya u should run for pres vote phil

[That80sGuy1972]

Again, I say sxephil for prez!

[outsidetheus]

I'm soo writing tom my state reps. to get the age requirements to become the president reduced, and I'll send you 200$ if i can find you on a legitimate presidential ballot.

sounds like a sweet deal to me.

[allstar0224]

too bad you have to be 35...

[youztubr]

Im Italian and i wouldnt in my wildest dreams vote for Guliani. When he was mayor,there were more marijuana possesion arrests than the previous 20 yrs before him put together. What a waste of tax dollars if u ask me. Not to mention he likes to dress in drag,wtf is with that. Now u tell me if u want a drag queen pot possesion arresting tax dollar wasting guinee in office..I kno i don't... To tell u the truth none of the canidates on either side tickle my pickle enough for me to vote for them...

[gingersnap33]

tittie sprinkles

[jardine64]

Vote defranco!! lol

[Ardenwolfe]

Totally agree!

[SWEETandHOTT]

DEFRANCO!!!!!

[IHaveExplosives727]

VOTE DEFRANCO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mahcuz]

I was just thinking to myself

"You know what, i'm going to vote for DeFranko *sense-of-enlightenment*"

But then realised i was from England :'(

[Glowreah]

HAha!

[KyleCristoph]

...I laughed. Hard. Especially at the Jesus reference.

[keegar94]

damnit, sorry phil, im not old enough to vote yet...

[sharreh]

fantastic, defranco!!!!!

[r33s3sp13c3s]

well man, if I was American, I'd vote for ya

[tomprice494]

If you don't run in '08, run sometime in your lifetime.

I WILL vote for you. I'm as serious as a funeral. The world need more "normal" people like you.

[izzikthegreat]

Well you have to be 35 to run for president, but I'm on the Defranco ticket in 2024!

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

bags of dead babies....

[b5master]

hell yea man!!!!!!!!!!!! ill vote 4 u!

[lindseyluvsya14]

im soooo tired of people taking the fact that clinton cheated on his wife and shoving it down us democrats throats! honestly find something else to keep up ur arugument republicans notice how us democrats can go on for hours but all you rebublicans have on us in clinton cheated! oh well gah great vid though very funny

[scopio78]

dam sure got my vote the hell with Pedro! haha

[JaxIsTheMan]

Vote Edwards.

[randomkidyoudontknow]

Was that...

Stephen Lynch?

Hm.

Well, you've got my vote.

[Sha1dov]

Id vote for you!!!

[gvillitom]

Dont we all want em shaved

[xqeenx]

haha so true

[Moonlight51]

Oh Darlin, I'd vote for you.

[jramsboy89]

ummm...im completly lost on that one.

[happyemofreak]

haha ha

[aznrecognize]

lol. nice singing. :>

[ambientdiscord]

Gravel :)

[irequirechocolate]

I'd vote for ya :D

[melanie12345678910]

phil ur awesome!

and so was clinton...well,as opposed 2 bush...

[NeverAloneForever]

Uhhm... where does the whole Mexican thing come in. By the way I hope everybody knows Mexican is a nationality and not a race. Hello you're an American than you come from America (and last time I checked Mexico and the U.S.A. is in the continent of North America). You're Canadian if you come from Canada. You're an Italian if you come from Italy. You're a lesbian if you come from the Greek Isle of Lesbos(by the way they have terrorist problems there).

[evilresurected]

mexico is filled with people of a very similar ethnic background and saying mexican is more polite than saying mongoloid

[rainey53]

im sorry, what? club baby seals with bags of dead babies? im still laughing

[finalfencer]

holy shit i would so vote for you. =]

[ruskie18]

In reality America is fucked and its only going to get worse, politicians have their priorities straight all they care about is satisfying their sponsors and now they stopped try to hide it.

[ruskie18]

Eh, all those problems were around before Bush. The thing is though he only created more problems, the middle east is less stable when ever, dollar is about to collapse, US is in Iraq and can't get out...Bush is one of the worst Presidents in US history, definitely the worst in the past 2 decades.

[ruskie18]

Yeah, Bush is great, I mean if a guy's hobbies include wiping his ass with the constitution after he taking an afternoon crap he must be trying to run the country. In truth the only way he is running it is into the ground, Clinton wasn't perfect but he wasn't a complete fuck up.

[ruskie18]

Hmm, Clinton didn't suck as much as Bush although he was evil (bastard messed with the Serbs), but this guy is joking, Jesus, chill the fuck out.

[REALAMERIKAN]

U are a paradox of ignorance. I'd vote to get you out of this country. I know your school has bullies. I know those bullies would have a field day with you. I'd vote for bullies.

[ruskie18]

Wtf? Jesus, its 07 are where really still fucktards out where that support Bush? I mean where is taking pride in your political affiliation and when where is supporting an dumbass asshole like Bush.

[Sara161616]

lol

[StopLatualukuCrap]

i love you phil!!!

[emcskills]

ill vote for you

[xbearcanrockx]

u are a pretty good singer.

[Pandora1503]

lmao. very nice

[mooseboy68]

HAHA - great post ;)

[Squishluff]

I'd vote for you =]