Red State Update: Japan, NPR, Charlie Sheen

[john25226]

where the hell is the beer or cig

[arivas713]

I'm glad I found your vids, and to think i have some 600 vids to watch. Yay for me.

[nowwithmorekick]

You should quit smoking tobacco and start smoking blunts. Thats probably why those kids were buying all those cigars. So they roll blunts.

[Pasc9]

Your choice in American Idol contestants is questionable, CUNT

[jfulbright]

Topol? Seriously, Topol? This cracks me up.

[steviebkhall]

Did you know You could really get some news !! At least locally .

[ktwhitesox]

npr talks the truth you tea party fucks

[GmTruckCarLove]

@ktwhitesox You do know that NPR is not the same as Rush Limbaugh. Correct?

[Einstein1922]

They are libtards.

[elbethere]

@Einstein1922 Dead wrong. They're moderates. Don't like it, don't watch them.

[Etyrnal2K]

Topol isn't dead. lol

[steviebkhall]

Right on, Dunlap !NPR,PBS, THE SCUM Want to remove honesty, free speech ,just to be contolled by mass weeny sucking mediacons ! Whatever happenend to free speech? The pursuit of happiness (PBS) ,Cconcerts ! Bombs for great concerts ! Revolt America REVOLT ! DO like Canada,Germany, Tunisia, Syria,Yemen,Britain. Your Banks,TV's and Religions are your Kings .You are slaves at the nicest plantatioun ! Sorry guys. I had to let it out. Good vid.

[Brewur]

@steviebkhall Your Banks,TV's and Religions are your Kings.... Bravo...You are slaves at the nicest plantatioun !

I misspell when I type fast to...

[mervycowan]

@steviebkhall dude, what difference is there between your country and the likes of germany and britain? Tv is still god in these countries. everyone has something else as their 'god' rather than themselves. we are all the same, everything is of the same building blocks of creation so we are all god...

[steviebkhall]

Right on, Dunlap !NPR,PBS, THE SCUM Want to remove honesty free speech ,just to be conrolled by mass weeny sucking mediacons ! Whatever happenend to free speech? The pursuit of happiness (PBS) ,Cconcerts ! Bombs for great concerts ! Revolt America REVOLT ! DO like Canada,Germany, Tunisia, Syria,Yemen,Britain. Your Banks,TV's and Religions are your Kings .You are slaves at the nicest plantatioun ! Sorry guys. I had to let it out. Good vid.

[excite236]

Jackie go for cold laser therapy if u want to quit smoking

[paulius1357]

@MrKreyvic go back to your trailer park

[39zonk]

Jackie rules!

[wasjunk11]

my goat would like to meet

your goat

[JOHNLENNONWINZ]

Why don't y'all have more subscribers?

[zrocks2001]

all the kids like swisher sweets lol

legalize it

[HongwareeChannel]

nice video and guys check my new feature at my channel

[hmrubicon]

Ever who wants beer cans and liquor bottles back, press 1 and add it to a post in support.

[hmrubicon]

Please, you all need to bring back the liquor bottles and beer cans. They made the set more authentic and comical.

[rbarnella]

I have sooooo missed you!!!

[SuperJerkyBoys]

You two homos suck ass

You two homos suck

[2tsaybow]

Maybe swap and shop could be on after click and clake!

[Chalumeau]

2:07 Damn Dunlap have you been in my brain!? I once had over a year's worth of TAL staring at me from my iPod...makin' me feel guilty...creepy...

[tsaligibiker]

If NPR were to stop receiving the $50 million per year of taxpayer money, virtually nothing would happen. That money gets distributed to rural AM/FM stations to buy NPR programming, not to run any NPR programming. The reason rural/country stations need that money to buy programming is NOBODY in the back-country is interested in the mating rituals of the African Beetle, or the day in the life of a Cambodian elephant jockey. Good riddance.

[TheObsidianhunter]

Hey Jackie, You know you can take an eye out with a pipe... Use the end bit and jam it in to their face, or blow in to the pipe really hard and blow a cloud of burning hot tobacco ash in to some one's face...

I smoke a pipe and have considered doing that from time to time.

[paulius1357]

Hey boys look around the world, its a revolution. One day soon the revolution is coming to the US too. String up a Republican today!

[riethc]

These guys still doing this? Rednecks are funny when they vote for people like George W Bush. Now it's the liberals who are the retards.

[mmathis220]

Southern republicans at their most honest!

[melora72]

Poindexters. I haven't heard that word in a long time.

[CSavageSr]

I hope you guys are true to flyover country. don't be too clever to leave us wondering.

[kingarthurup]

I don't believe NPR has ever even made a play at appearing impartial.... You two guys get more and more libtarded all the time. Why don't you take another long break and check out some news.

[RushLimborg]

@kingarthurup

I think Dunlap's being sarcastic, taunting NPR and demanding they practice what they preach.

[jasonmit]

Jackie Chan would be good but my vote goes to Steve Buscemi or Gary Busey

[RushLimborg]

Good to have y'all back, boys!

Although...if you're asking for NPR to give a "harsh insulting opinion"...look no further than Nina Totenberg, and her harsh insulting opionon on Jesse Helms.

BTW...I would SO love Jackie Chan on "2 1/2 Men"!

[litpick]

NPR will live forever you two jackalopes!

[1chichimec1]

this guys never let me down!

[uskafighter]

lol and Roddy Piper.

[Skybaby79]

I'd watch 2 and a half men if Roddy Piper was on

[ooMONKEYoo]

Do these guys just talk, or they memorize a script?

Whatever they do I'm glad they're back!! :D

[durbanbudz]

Thanks for coming through gentz, I think I'll go open up the my humidor and blaze a Cohiba!!!

[steviebkhall]

Really, there aren't to many jokes to make on these situations ,are there ? Jacky with a blunt ! - still wont cover -up the smell of obnoxidatious weed ! That's what they use in stadiums where you cant smoke any way ! It's a sick fuckin 'joke weapons for oil -it was a buisiness deal ! Approved by governments in need of political donations to rule more idiots To make you believe it's religious ! The banks will win again ,paying our future leaders , Hedge it . NICE TO SEE YA'LL again !

[MntlWard]

Jackie, the kids are buying cigars to roll weed in them.

[2tsaybow]

@MntlWard Don't upset Jackie. He likes selling cigars those little children!

[thcount]

I wonder what right-wing nut job is bank-rolling these idiots. It's John boy and Billy with extra retardation. Praying on the uneducated redneck who isn't smart enough to make up there own mind so put on a Lynyrd Skynyrd hat, put a Little Jimmy dickhead hat on too and make up the rednecks mind for him. We don't need rights in this country do we? Just a bunch soldiers to enforce the republican idealogy. Fuck YOU, you republican cocksuckers!

[AgentCarter]

@thcount are you seriously this retarded or are you trolling?

[2tsaybow]

@thcount Hello young troll who likes to write profanity in profundity.

You are unaware of who Travis and Jonathan really are. They are comedians. They are really wine swilling liberals. I would recommend Brokeback Mountain Revisited or the Bear Man (Really, Travis is very funny in drag and Jonathan as Verner Herzog is to die for.) Or maybe the video where the Dunlap character is trying to get gays to vote for Jackie in the presidential campaign.

Again, not redneck republicans, just comedians.

[jilloplo]

@2tsaybow

Aren't these guys pretty lefty in real life?

[AgentCarter]

@jilloplo its hard to know what their actual politics are. id guess they are some type of moderate, they mock both left and right political scenes pretty regularly. but thats the beauty of good parody, we dont know what they really think, they make fun of it all

[durbanbudz]

@thcount ??? Really? You must have been searching for videos to hate on, eh? Bring on the clowns!!!

[Andy180084]

@thcount lol not to be a dick, but its pretty obvious that these guys are just dressed up, within 5 minutes you can notice they are left wingers. Yay!!

[gbroughman]

@thcount You aren't really that stupid, are you? Look up the word satire and try again moron.

[nickj116]

All-female accordion bands.

ROFL.

[zenbeer]

Jackie Chan. FTW!

[shizont]

Dunlap is looking trim!

[kibaandme]

Jackie Chan for Charlie Sheen replacement?....FTW~!!♥

[tamenator]

Oh thank goodness you are back! Life is way too important to be taking seriously and ya'll just about the funniest thing going!

[SpalkoProductions]

I missed this show sooooo much. Loved every second of it!

[Wrightwasright]

Thank you, pleased to have you back at work.

[midwestcharm]

is this a democratic front group?

[TQXPreturns]

red state update is back!!

[Respman]

Welcome back :))

[audadvnc]

I should be supporting public radio, etc, but I visited an NPR facility years ago (KSJN St. Paul). It was extremely cush there - they had enough production facility for 9 radio stations. All top end gear. The men's room had stacks of $20 bills to dry your hands on. We can only assume it's even richer now. And real-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-ly boring...

... and not nearly as entertaining as these idiosyncratic countrymen!

[925cerberus]

Good to see you :)

[TheInflicted]

Benecio Del Toro on 2 and a Half Men is the best idea ever.

[smillar98]

Stephan Factor. HA! Good reference.

[39zonk]

Missed you guys!

[Shadecaster06]

Finally another Red State Update.

[trowe76]

bout time you made another video you lazy rednecks

[JCElzinga]

Awesome. I might just buy that CD after all. If you keep makin vids.

[thesageofohio]

where have you been??? the republicans have been fucking up everything they touch. not one story on the Weeper of the House or the crazy fucks running for president from the right.

[sidewindermack]

I'll bet Charlie Sheen listens to NPR!

[crawlerutah]

good to have you back, better outlast NPR!

[kd5eej]

With all the recent crap happening all over the place, we need you guys to make it funny.

Do more Red State Update!! =D

[Sabohaque]

I laughed so hard when Jackie was talking about 13 year olds wanting to buy cigars..

[albee1000]

Glad to see you guys!

[barryperrins]

Good to see you guys back.

[WizKil]

NPR Sucks cut them off the gravy train. Love cigars! Dunlap stop trying to change Jackie.

[donttelluseenme]

Where you all been? Dont you stay away so long from now on!

[WizKil]

Love these guys!!! 5*

[tmafkap]

Dunlap, you shoulda told him what the kids use them cigars for. Would've been nice seeing good ol' Jackie when he understands the basic concept of a blunt...

[rbandgh3]

Over 9,000 are missing :(

[TheKhaosMagician]

QUICK!

Name three things that AREN'T Jackie Chan!

[rbandgh3]

@TheKhaosMagician cats trolls and karate!

[albee1000]

@TheKhaosMagician - Sharks, a clothes hanger, and Jackie Chan.

Wait ....

DAMN!

[bshieldsbb01]

Where the F#k y'all been?!?

[pakratmak]

This comment removed by Burgess Meredith.

[ratholin]

wow that bit about how people just want to hear the person spitting the half assed bullshit that putts down the half of america they hate was so true that for a second I forgot this was a comedy show. Lot of great laughs and you're right Jackie Chan should take over on 2 and a half men.

[donalddub1970]

cigars stink

[ctso74]

If Jackie really wants to start smoking something other than cigarettes...

[PapagenoJuan2]

we thought yall were dead, lol

[Ls3guy]

lol

[melora72]

That pimp boy has one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen. Go look at one of the ACORN videos where he's dressed up as a pimp with his whore. He has the most triangular head I've ever seen.

BTW, neither he nor the whore when into the offices dressed that way. That's the beauty of editing. You can make people believe anything if it's what they want to believe.

[cowpacino]

brilliant, liked, favorited and posted to facebook

you guys need to do more videos

[CommentorX]

Why don't we solve all our problems at once. Just put all those Wisconsin labor union people and everyone from NPR on one boat, and send them to Japan.

/ Charlie Sheen can drive.

[ROBISDISTURBED]

kids don't smoke cigars they gut them & refill them.

[JFra472449]

"Those FUCKING EGGHEADS!"

LOL

[nilbud]

Ten points for using the word cunt, for too long Americans have allowed a cunt gap to open up. Cunting, cuntishness, and cuntification are years ahead in parts of the EU. Come on in, the cunt is fine.

[CommentorX]

@nilbud A gaping cunt? Why does everything have to be about your mom?

[nilbud]

@CommentorX Better luck in future.

[uberari]

YAY

[FresnoCA93727]

Glad to see a new vid. =)

[12345beep1]

Lol

[N0MSG]

imagine jackie chan sluttin it up on two and a half men. that would be hilarious lol

[tim78704]

Curse those motherfuckers! :D

[codyt321]

Its been so long since they've uploaded a video that I actually thought I unsubscribed to them

[milo655321]

"Topol." Bwahaha!!

[TravistheHuman]

Good to see you still talk about politics. That is where the comedy market is.

[cooldevinis]

ah I missed you guys, been way to long

[xUbastardx]

Omg, the rant at 4:30 was freakin brilliant.

[antimarxism]

haha

[MrGottabefree]

Jackie why do you always look like your chewing bubble gum

[TKHudson2005]

Welcome back boys! It's been too long...

[GhostDog65]

Japan? Why do we care? Just saying!

[cur2thapur2009]

JACKIE IS SMOKING BLUNTS NOW LOL

[SnakeOilSam1]

What we really need is a T.V. show about Jackie and Dunlap. And a lot of slutty drunk girls.

[pkemrin]

I'm... so confused.

Is this serious.... It can't be right? If this was real they wouldn't know how to use such a high quality camera.... I think....

[uyd]

Fox is full of Liberal hating bias....so what's you're point?

[cowpacino]

@uyd

that is the point faggot

[rhodesvanhalen]

it's been awhile, but well worth the wait boys! awesome fuckin video!

[TylerBoBylerFyler]

Good to see another video boys.

[anounrmous]

parting,parting fun fun fun fun its the weekend jessica black -friday friday ,parting parting its the weekend.......which seat should i take?

[LittlePinky82]

Lol. Only one I knew from their "replace Charlie Sheen" list was Jackie Chan lol. Hope you make more video's soon. Too funny.

[ExplosiveNixon]

Good to see you guys are not deceased.

[talfacprez]

Keep smokin' Those cigars Jackie. All those die hard big time Republicans smoke cigars, and buy fur coats for their wives.

[WillardMassey1]

@talfacprez Is this Jackie's wife? 

[skjelv]

Great to see new material! Keep it up.

[myrdale]

Damn,I was worried that I had unsubscribed. I didn't!! Ya'll just quit posting. Welcome back boys!

[jp3d2k]

"Look if you ain't got a harsh insulting opinion you better come up with one quick because here's a news flash: people just want to hear which loud mouth idiot is bellowing the half-ass nonsense they agree with so they can pick their teams and go harass the profiles of the half of America that they hate." AMEN

[scopulus93]

Hell Ya Jacky Chan!! LOL

[TheAnthemsOfTime]

Nothing like some Swap and Shop....

[rj63227]

Thank goodness...I was beginning to think the Godless lie-berals had abducted them.

Dunlap...it appears you have lost some weight.

[AgujaAzulMD]

It's been too long, boys. It's been too long.