RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith

[FHCTech]

I always hated how this movie series turned Obi-Wan from a wise old hermit into a bumbling, easy-to-anger, murderous, red-bearded brit who would leave his own "son" to writhe in agony alone on a hostile world...HOPING that Anakin would succumb to his wounds and die....painfully and slowly.

No, if you are going to follow the faux-Bushido philosophy of the "Force", you end the life of this bad seed quickly and painlessly.

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

When Mike joked about how those who got stoned started hating the effects two hours later, it reminded me of the time when I got stoned on kush when I saw saw 2012, thinking that it was just an all visual, no story shit-fest.

Ironically, I still thought the film sucked the whole way through.

[desotowrong]

I think this is the best part. "Pardon me, grotesque triple amputee but I'm looking for someone. Roughly your height, with legs of course. Petulant attitude, wanted to rule the galaxy, probably won't find him on any beaches."

[MikeAM78]

LMAO!!!! More entertaining the the actual movie, as usual with these guys.

[agent101stickman]

pregnant widow,anikan on fire,have to pee!

XDLOL you know,they shood make more scenes with obi wan,they're really funny!

[Braecat]

THIS. IS. THE TEDDY BEAR PICNICK!!!!!

[acondor14]

0:23

"You know, when no one's around, Yoda uses the Force to pick up the Cubs game."

Prince of Space reference for the win! "Hang on, I'm trying to pick up a Dodgers game here."

[jarvisel]

It was pretty cute, you could tell they practiced.

God, I love these guys.

[nma52b]

Clear a path for the chard douchebag

[NarniaFan88]

Pregnant widow, Anakin on fire, need to pee!

[FLAME4564]

XDDD roasted numnuts coming through XD LOL!!!

[hisoj]

quickly is also how fast the novelty of being in star wars wore off for jimmy smits

:D

[Mulluns]

This is hilarious.

[JoshShaps]

1:20 Alright, clear a path for the charred douchebag!

[abaraiRenji3]

roasted numb nuts coming through!

[DarkWatch87]

Can a guy lay down a green turd in peace?

[CrittermationsPictrs]

yoda picks up the cubs game

[Soulforge00]

"It was really pretty cute, you could tell they had practiced it..."

[brooksmc]

holy cow

[19leeann]

i love it sooooooo funny

[newshoundpete]

Awesome, I laughed so hard that i was crying. I miss mst3k so much.

[19leeann]

lol lol lol lol  soooooooooooooo funny funny funny funny

[brrrenna]

"Yep, everyone who got stoned before the movie is watching the digital ships fly and thinking god, I can't believe that looked cool two hours ago"

[BelovedCaptain]

Ding dong, the wicked witch!

The wicked witch!

Dind dong, the wicked witch is dead!

[anakinbinks]

"Pregnant widow, Anakin on fire, have to pee!"

HAHAHAHAHA! I've been looking at funny shit all night, that has TOPPED IT. I LITERALLY almost had a fuckin' heart attack. my eyes are wattery, my limbs are numb. ohp..there i go..

[Windclaw]

"Alright, clear a path for chared douchbag!"

"Roasted numbnuts, coming though!"

EPIC WIN!

[haroldbutchey]

I've listened to all three of the SW prequel RiffTrax commentaries and while Episode I remains my favorite of the three, Episode III ranks second place! The jokes are consistently solid and the fact that this movie is the best of the three prequels makes it worthwhile. One standout section is when Darth Sidious is battling Mace Windu and Mike Nelson takes the time during this "boring" battle to talk about his bread/cracker topping recipe.

[haroldbutchey]

Another standout joke is when Yoda is battling Sidious as one of the guys hurls out Speedy Gonzales references ("Arriba, arriba! Andele, Andele!) A strong commentary overall.

[IrishQT07]

I wonder if anyone has actually tried Mike's recipe. It sounded tasty. XD

[atticwarrior]

Clear a path for charred douchebag!!!!

[halfmanhalfmetal]

great now I can't stop imagining Yoda's green turd

[wydok]

Roasted numbnuts coming through!

[darkangel160]

I love that "pregnant widow, Anakin on fire, have to pee!" part!

[HillDueceua]

"you could tell they had practiced it sir" lol

[ilikeshinythings274]

"Pregnant widow, Anakin on fire, have to peee!!!"

No matter how many times I hear that, I always laugh.

[SestrenNK]

"All right, clear a path for the charred douchebag!"

"Also, look out, burnt jedi!"

The gang from MST3K and Star Wars in one place? Man, I've got to get this.

[silentbob8201]

they got a 3 for 8.99 deal on their site right now.

[Phykus]

"Can't a guy lay down a green turd, please?"

[Reynard13Fuchs]

"Make way for the flame grilled Whopper, stopped a BK on the way, ALSO LOOK OUT, burnt Jedi!" awesome...

[regularguy5mb]

So THAT'S why Harry Caray sounded like that! He had Yoda-speak cloggin' up his head.

[ZaharaUzumaki]

Pardon me, grotesque, triple amputee, but I am looking for someone roughly your height, with legs of course, petulant attitude, wanted to rule the galaxy, probably won't find him on any beaches.

[RRVCrinale]

As a massive Star Wars fan and a massive MST3K fan...I can say that I'm honored to see the prequels get theirs.

[FeliciaZezili]

My thoughts exactly. I'd like to think the Lucas would be honored too. Can't laugh at your own work, there is no hope for you.

[Raltaran]

'pragnent widow, anakin on fire, have to pee!'

[ElveeKaye]

I find that, no matter what else is going on in my life, the peeing always wins out.

[panoruryu]

Haaa! Finally.

[jsonitsac]

Amazing how much Bill sounds like Brain Guy when he does his Palpitine impersonation.

[Shinmaru007]

That's because Bill is both Brain guy and Crow. They sound exactly the same.

[rjd279]

Oh, man. I've been waiting for this one.

[saxykyle]

Line that I just heard 10 seconds ago

[KingShuckle]

Haha, I wish I could get this.

[Tareltonlives]

I love this movie, and this rifftrax is even better.

[foister]

This and Raiders of the lost Ark?

What's next The Karate Kid?

Oh please,Oh please riff the Karate Kid.

[Tareltonlives]

It's nice to see some good movies (other than Fellowship of the Ring) on Rifftrax. Karate Kid would fit right in.

[DenOfVipers]

Good movies?

[Tareltonlives]

Indiana Jones, I guess. And I LIKED the Prequels. You know, like Crow liked Willow.

[DenOfVipers]

Wow, youse quick. :)

I though the Indiana Jones movie were not without their charms. But man, if it weren't for Sam Jackson there'd have been no acting whatsoever in those movies. I guess they have appreciable aspects, but to me it was "conference conference swordfight conference swordfight conference some standing around, one last swordfight." A little confusing, is all.

[Ghostfig101]

Obi-wan: "Ding dong, the witch is dead!"

C3PO: "Which old witch?"

Obi-wan: "The wicked witch"

R2-D2: "Beep boop beep"

That part was comically brilliant!

[Tronn73]

Finaly this movie gets what it deserves

[Phanto5692]

It got better towards the end... the riffing I mean.

[ziffy88]

ouch people hated that bad joke

[889654]

"Clear a path for the chared douchebag."

"Pardon me, grotesquic, triple amputee, but I am looking for someone roughly your height, with legs of course."

"Can't a guy lay down a green turd in peace?"