Tenacious D - Rock Star Sperm For Sale

[hinadaii]

haha jack is so sexy!♥

[Swedguy97]

Note how it says "Laura Kightlinger" in the credits...a girl scripted this xD

[Portal2Fan1337]

Sickening, but funny.

[TheTLD666]

lol

[sadsandsum]

I had hair like that guy at 2:10

[MJmuthafuka]

: P that is fucking disgusting

[mistertitanic]

@MJmuthafuka Lol coming from the guy who's username is "Motherfucker"

[MJmuthafuka]

@mistertitanic No Offense But FUCK YOU

[xDslipknotfan7861x]

Keep pressing either 2 or 9. Ohmygod. xD

[TraceurHarryG1]

all i have 2 say to this is..wtf? funny but wierd

[TheMrNamefag]

It's a true fact that Rod Stewart drank a pint of cum before every performance. Wikipedia is just showing how biased they really are by not having this on his page.

[VontiTheGreatest]

I want to say "I'm sure you're parents are proud of your spelling" but it's probably been done a hundred times.

[pool741]

united states of whatever put the directors name on youtube

[SpoiledGig16]

I'm imagining the WTF face of the guy who cleans the bathrooms

[bumbaclotslayer]

I remember when I could jizz a gallon...

[Ezeeth]

RING GIGAGING GIGAGIGAGING

[1997Mio]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax tenac is awsome



[KazanOzma]

Is it just me or are those REALLY big loads?

[TheDisco32er]

@KazanOzma Pft if you dont shoot like that something is wrong.

[GabrielDhalaman]

ooooh,now i see the secret for freddie mercury´s voice!

[fty170]

OMG IS THIS A NEW TENACIOUS D SERIES?????

[tenaciousdennis]

@fty170 This is an interstitial that they show in their concerts.

[EVPpsycho]

@fty170 *Points to the 2007 posting date*

[nonibandoni]

Jacks face is just priceless! XD

[xsmetalsorasx]

that guy couldn't stant that super rock star sperm in his body.

[gamemaster2k8]

looks bit watery



[tantejohan]

did i just watch jack black and kyle gass cum??

[Anxakaem]

whahaha thats awesome xD

[666ShahMat666]

HA Lyam Linch collects sperm?

[snowbird1188]

haha love it



[Arkenarge]

sweet im going to drink sperm!

[LNMBxClan]

Wat the fuck was that lotion

[StudlyIronsides]

For Christ sake, I'm trying to eat here!

[Mastrix01]

OMFG it's brilliant xDDD I LOL'd 30 minutes xDD

[JKollberg]

Hahaha hilarious!

[6Andrew6Kearney6]

lmao

[Chicklo11]

the cleaners are going to be pissed

[AMIIZix]

LOLLLLLLLLLL WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[swantonbombrocker]

Hey people fighting below, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[thealderslade]

LOOKS LIKE PRESTON LACEY AND WEE MAN FROM JACKASS AT THE BEGINING

[JoaoWho1]

just no coments omg ahah

[animeweather]

Wtf....

[calgarmaximus]

@xXxTYMANxXx I would be.....

[KittyRokher]

JB's face at 2:47 is fucking priceless.

[VanBilly1]

Justin Bieber needs to drinks tons of it

[charly7769]

never using that toilet again!

[SirMACcles]

There is even a cooking book for RECIPES WITH SEMEN!

chicagoreader . com/Bleader/archives/2008/11/2­0/cum-n-get-it/

(Sorry for spaces on the link, but then commentinng fails somehow if I don't do that.

[SirMACcles]

w w w . chicagoreader .c o m/Bleader/archives/2008/11/20/­cum-n-get-it/

[UNCHAINEDOFCL]

468 people tried this technique to further their singing careers, while 15 ended up like justin beiber!

[Tim777G]

Where do you buy this?

I know of a lady that wants kids and she is gay and this way she will be able to have them, how sweet is that!!

[ShotMrQuick]

lol imma be a smart azz here...but umm isnt it dat if they combine it and keep it in the fresh wouldnt it turn bad???

[ThePsychokater]

omfg wie geil xD

[Tylerish101]

Lolol. That's what yo mums sperm looks like.  Helps you sing. Haaaaaaaaa

[norwayrocks100]

Perfect timing for the singer to say ''Rising up...''

[hyena419]

tenacious d is the best acoustic band ever

[BillyDekkers]

@hyena419 Leave away the word 'acoustic' and repost your comment, sir.

[dookiemetasoma]

@hyena419 Fuck "acoustic"!

[WinkingNinja]

1:21

[dabadguy4273]

JB's looks like watered down shampoo

[geewhiz05]

how fucking terrible lmao

[wachorugua]

euughhh, but funny

[VampGirlxXx1]

@2:28 !!!

[hello11119999]

OH MY GOD HOW FUCKIN DISSGUSTING THIS VIDEO IS!!!!!!!

[YoussefFishere]

I love the fact that Tenacious D and LAURA wrote this.

[Spook50]

KG does not need (does not need), a microphone.....

[SGTSlashRazor]

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

[xXxTYMANxXx]

I'm sure they're parents are very proud....

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx It's spelled 'their'. Nice grammar fuckwit.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff OMGEEEE333EEE!!! AI SPELLED ONE WORD WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SUCH A BIG DEAL!!!! Get a life you "fuckwit."

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Looks like you're pretty mad bro. Simmer down a bit before your vagina starts bleeding.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Naaah. That ain't me.

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Brilliant response you got their. Looks like you spent all night coming up with that one, fuckwit.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Aprox. 3 seconds. And call me something else or stop please your terrible.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Also, it's spelled "there" when you use it that way. Nice grammar "fuckwit."

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Yeah yeah, whatever. I fucked up after a looong day of trolling, I'll admit it. Their is the possessive form of there and using it there made no sense. Now that we're on a level playing field, why don't you get on your knees and suck the piss out of my fuck stick you smelly cunt-throated, monkey-faced mother fucking piece of shit-scum. There's a nice string a insults for you. I think they're gonna upset you a bit. Their meaning may not be fully understood though. Alright, suck me.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Loltacular.

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Bend over.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Are you seriously trying to moleste me via internet? I should report you, but the police would probably just laugh. You pedo.

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx LOL! What a little pussy. Way to over-react. You're right, the police WOULD laugh. At you for being so god damned stupid and taking comments so seriously over the internet. Go die in a fire.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Loltrocity

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx You must really love wasting your time feeding trolls online. I bet you take it in the ass in real life.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Lolpocalypse

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Keep eating dick.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Lolamanjaro

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Climb a wall of dicks.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff LOLIONAIRE!!

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Eat a bag of dicks.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff LOLFRIGGENBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[moviemaster132]

@xXxTYMANxXx Dude.  Stop feeding the troll and let him starve to death

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx Your mom has shittingdicknipples.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff I have nothing to say to that. You have a really sick mind ya know that? ;)

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx It's not my mind, it's the collective mind of the internet. Lolapaluza

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff This is no longer amusing to me. I stop teh trolling....NAO!!!!

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx No longer amusing? How could it possibly not be amusing anymore? Drink a gallon of dick sweat.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Your responses are all the same. Constant un-original dick jokes. I am starting to wonder to wonder if your gay. There shall be no more resonses from me anymore. Good day sir.

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx My responses are all the same? Sounds like a serious case of hypocrisy to me. You just keep making stupid lol jokes. I'm starting to wonder if you're 10 years old. It's spelled you're by the way. Making dick jokes has nothing to do with gayness, it's the internet bro. What else do you expect. You're just some dumb kid who likes to masturbate to walrus beastiality and come up with shitty comeback and arguments while fingering himself. And I'm the gay one? Fertilize a giant dick tree.

[xXxTYMANxXx]

@Assdafflabaff Kay then. We're both terrible trolls. Please stop your bad.

[Assdafflabaff]

@xXxTYMANxXx You're* Nice job not responding to me by the way. Stop being so angry.

[rob0man]

wonder how many people tried this to further their singing careers

[DrDamshed]

:0 awesome

[driverain2]

weird as hell. couldn't stop watching though......; ]

[YouBugging]

Someone Missed The Thumbs Up Button :)

[woop35]

i'd hate to clean that bathroom

[vaarsuviusprime]

so much wasted from the misses....

[SoulkidSister]

So grosssss.... LOL

[yangadoshi]

wot is that sperm?

[Bohnethekeks]

that's kinda disgusting, but also good :D

[PeltzIsland]

wtf is this from

[yangadoshi]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww­wwwwww!!!!!

[KuruVitt]

that was nasty but i laughed my ass off!!! jb's faces while masturbating are priceless i fuckin love that man.

[mifflinlax10]

douhhhh- SPLAT

[Rybergen]

haha



[MrAnimalux]

hahahahahah i laugh like hell !!! Hahahaha=))

[chitchatlemon1]

Thats soap + water But still funny as hell

[glovestrong48]

Liam Lynch ftw!

[YTHasHilariousVideos]

funniest part starts at 1:08 lalalalalalalala Squirt

[JohnnyJ2x44]

LMFAO XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[mikeb929man1]

@devilanshuman

Eye of the tiger

[revansthemaster]

damn jb and kg cum like a horse

[stickfigure1998]

rock star milk! its fresh!

[Cross77FGC]

hah

[BenMan54321]

Dude's cool.

Yeah.

Super cool.

[kelvingroot1995]

._.

[BoredYouthCrew]

Of course Lynch directed this!

[rjgundy]

So ridiculous it's hilarious!

[devilanshuman]

wat song in d background i mean d guitar lead one..

[chitchatlemon1]

@devilanshuman Eye of the tiger

[StewieHW]

Fill the crevace with your mighty juice!

That was a lot.

That first bit of Jack was very chunky, and then it was very liquid...

Kyle's seemed (haha, seemed, seamend... Yeah, I know...) pretty reallistic...

[NetBlaster123]

@StewieHW Sorry but... analysing the quality of the semen...

That's pretty gay dude.

[Jeppeplayer1]

F..... NASTY

[MrFreshedits]

rockstar sperm for sal!.ha hillarious.

[McGrihimGraham]

Huey Lewis.

[USERC18]

CUMBUCKET!

[editorzRus]

It's nasty but so fuckin funny that it's not nasty.

[GoKartManic18]

haha

[tsethbright]

funny but nasty at the same time X3

[666thedevilsson]

JACKS FACE IS SOOOOO F"N FUNNY :D zomg gotta love the D

[bobfari]

That is FUCKING DIGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[speedhack3]

hahaha shampoo ^^

[DiskJockyZadain]

eww but wow

[BettyBoop1077]

Thats so effing funny !!!!!

[ChangetheMusicTv]

2:47 is oscar worthy.

[morbidcurt]

omg thats nasty

he friggin pissed the stuff lol

this is hilarious though

[morbidcurt]

omg thats nasty

[surfaslt]

the great guy, u are tottaly fool, becouse don't u know, if it was just jb sperm, then the soon will be just a singer and if just a cayle gass it will be just a super guitarist... And if both together, he will be super guitarist and the awesome singer, can't u see? :D

[huskylover0724]

ewwwwww

[GIMMA96]

EPIC!

[TheGreatguy123]

why in the same vase? why not in 2 seperate vases?

[AhsasMaharg]

Oh god... I don't think I've ever almost puked while laughing at the same time.

[Metalwrestling]

I Disn't know Liam Lynch collected Sperm!

[mithrilpurple]

I'm a girl, and everytime I listen to Tenacious D I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[cruizer54]

@mithrilpurple O.O em ok yçhow old are u :S

[mithrilpurple]

@cruizer54 old enough to appreciate good music

[rakun1988]

@mithrilpurple i would like to see you doing that :)

[vxcv2]

@mithrilpurple I love you xD I wish every girl love Tenacious D... :(

[Assdafflabaff]

@mithrilpurple So you have a dick? Nasty tranny.

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

that was repulsive... but I laughed anyway.... I think the fabric of time and space has just been torn asunder xD

[Evan0000o]

eww but funny!

[killerdeathmetal18]

i remember when me and the rest of the guys did this

we waited for 4 hours and eventually sold the whole jug to some drunk homeless guy for £1.50

[kiedet]

Now that they are famous, it would probably sell tons.

[schizofrenicprodidgy]

Awesome. Kinda gay and seriously perverted, but so fkng awesome. I fell to the floor, partially from disgust and from laughing my ass out! But how do they perpetuate their sead if they mix it? won't know the father.

[platypuspwn]

@schizofrenicprodidgy DNA test on the kid

[benstov2]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLL

OMG THIS IS SO EWWWWWWWWW

[severelyPWNED]

2:47

D:>

[liljon010794]

you can tell that its shampoo but idk its funny as hell

[Undertaker8898]

wtf........

[elmarcogarza]

hiackkkkk its to ..... hiackkk !!! and funny ^u^/ jajajaja

[H2OHBOM]

Jack xDDDDDDDDDDDD

GWAAA GWAAA BBLBLBLBLBLB

[ZeroVirusEXE]

How do they produce that much sperm/semen; on average guys make a tablespoon of seminal fluid; they must be true rock and roll gods!

[luvkoCborge]

Lady Gaga should've been drinking buckets of it!! :D

[MsSunnyDaize94]

@luvkoCborge LOL so true!