We live in Singapura

[leoken38]

What a joke

[abe168]

This should be NDP 2011's theme song. :D

[jet3fire]

Singapore sucks,i live here and nothing is good.

[abe168]

@jet3fire fuck you then :)

[TQOMify]

@jet3fire Don't be a jerk. It's not perfect but it's pretty damn close. It's clean, pretty, safe, the transport system's extremely efficient, the food's good. Sure the car and housing prices are high, but you can't have it all. Why do you think it sucks?

[Chris58851]

@TQOMify Cuz he came from a place where you can have cars, big house, good food, no media censor, good transportation, safe and free.

[TQOMify]

@Chris58851 Umm, you do know that cars are causing our earth to DIE & gas is a finite resource? So public transportation is really more environmentally friendly. Our food is pretty awesome too, you know. We don't get the crap you buy in Chinese restaurants in America, which no-one in China actually eats. And Singapore is completely safe, and the transportation is one of the best in the world. Where else can you go out at 3 a.m and be totally safe? In other places you'd be mugged/stabbed.

[Chris58851]

@TQOMify I don't think that New Zealand citizen will be agree with these statement. They use electric car you know? Public transport are also a few feet away and it's very safe to walk in midnight cuz the people already feel satisfied with the country provision. And the food, three times delicious and bigger than the plate in SIN. Of course not to mention that hawkers in SIN are hiring overseas workers to prepare and the old flavor had lost. Feel free to visit someday.

[TQOMify]

@Chris58851 I wasn't aware that this was a competition. In Singapore, you can WALK from one train station to the next, that is how close they are. Everyone in Singapore is more than satisfied with the public transport, and it's totally safe. You won't even see any suspicious looking people there, just very polite, quiet people. And taste in food is really subjective, so I won't even argue about that. And you must be morbidly obese to need to eat so much, because the servings here are quite large

[Chris58851]

@TQOMify It's not a competition. It's the option for different people personality. If you like to live it that way, no one care.

[Chris58851]

@TQOMify Also since many people suggested that since Marina Bay and Casinoes are build, crime rate skyrocket. It is no longer safe to stay in Singapore.

[TQOMify]

@Chris58851 That is not true. I've lived in Singapore for the last 10 years and it's completely safe. You can go ANYWHERE, even the red light district at night, and still walk around with no worries. Gambling has nothing to do with crime rates since the casinos were built for tourism. Locals have to pay a crapload of cash to even get in, so not many people go there, just the tourists. I'd like some PROOF that Singapore is unsafe.

[Lindaronna]

@Chris58851 go die and rot in a hole , you're not a true singaporean so shut up and go bother some other person not worth my time stupid

[Chris58851]

@Lindaronna If you wasted your stupid time, why did you posted crap in here?

[DoorBellSG]

@jet3fire get lost them,why are u watching this

[natasharielee]

this song was sung by Hossan Leong leh!

[garfield960]

barf until i want to parf

[gadunka245]

driving car not funny and the guy is like totally messed up smiling like a retard XD

[mxgirl918]

Don't talk cock in parliament!! xD lol

[pengukeke]

sexy pastor

[kevinding500]

hahaha, so funny, anyone can help how to download this?

[SingTrans93]

I am a local  of SiNGAPURA (Singapore is my country as you can see it by my username:)Best places:Elsplanate(In the video:).Suntec city(Also inside)

[zulbinroslan]

hahaha this is still funny no matter how many times u watch it Singapura forever wohooo so many things to do now that im in sec 1

[teophillia44darey]

yay 2010 ne coming all p5 from schools get to go woohoo!!

[amiausUSA]

At 2:43 I did not know who the contractor was for a while. It's a good caricature of him.

[amiausUSA]

@amiausUSA And he's back at 3:24, being scolded to "speak good English la!"

[CreamyKnight]

This is freaking hilarious !!

[william219099]

I love this funny and irony also,to show this reality true which happened in our daily life. I'm Taiwanese andI dont not same point in this vedio, but I'm gald to see those funny vedio to posted on youtube.

[dragon9164]

I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE it!

[BlOoMGALfOrEvEr]

umm...may i know what are all the words i don't know know but  anway its nice

[BlOoMGALfOrEvEr]

um...may i know what are all the words i don't know?

[magienub]

so many different versions

[Keyinei]

this makes me smile =D s'porean @ heart babyyy

[whyengee]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Sungkawa]

Not perfect ofcourselah what u think with facist Tionghoa bastards steal our native Island from us natives Mr Li kuan yew is involved with the mysterious demise of

Yang diPertuan Agong Singapura "Yusof bin Ishak"

and that some how yearly more and more Tionghoa come over from Taiwan and steal our land ! Paya Lebar is already stolen Geylang ruined 20more years and the parasites completely stole Pulau Singapura from us NATIVES !!

[Sungkawa]

we not allowed talk back at Li Kuan Yew Facist Regime

I tolak Tepih Go to Hell with Li kuan yew !

no better yet go To China where yu belong MR LI !!

and take Chow ah Quah with u !!

Pulau Singapura milik kite anak Putera Daerah Singapura tiada yang lain !

[dealio82]

i like the part when you chow ah quah

[sherrie1314]

hahhaha I LOVE SINGAPORE !!

btw, th wahpiang why u kanna CWO , you say leh there shi chao funny de lor. lol ~

[kishodon]

why the song do not come?

[muspartan117]

wah! so cool man

[yengan123]

Funny, go singapore.... go see mr brown make the songs..like mosquito and nobody

[UltimateDemonlord]

OMG. This video is great as ****.

[thefunful]

i dont like the laugh and the clap=_=

[EmoingProz]

I like the way sang nila say '' Like it or not. I call this place singapura!'' Haha LOL

[Angeline388]

I love singapore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jwtpaine]

That was hilarious! Great job.

[crazymaddog1]

very funny

[BillyTeo1999]

oi he didnt make it an dont scold singapura go 2 hell

[yousg]

There is this funny incident i had at my ex-company. The director is from the army. He is a LTC and now he heads the department. This guy who has tender his resignation, was asked to do something by him. He said wait but the director wanted to be done now.

He look at him and said "what you think this is the army! commanding people like that. This is the private business world you better wake up your idea!"

Everyone was shocked !!! hahaha

J

[AkatsukiNut]

who cares about the history now? xD

atleast its about us singaporean.

in a very funny way~ lmao

[saltgraham]

Aren't Singapore get independent because joining Malaysia together at first?

Then they quit after they get theirself independent.

Who knew the history?

[saltgraham]

@jrvslam That video talk bullshit ==ll... Singapore get independent because joining Malaysia at first, n they leave Malaysia right after Malaysia independent.

[PakcikKentaki]

@jrvslam do you ever learn history??? i mean singapore got independent only because they joining malaysia, and everyone knew that..

[SpringSerenades]

yeah...after all, speaking singlish makes us singaporean ;D

[Sungkawa]

Singrish ?? My foot!

ZAman Ingrish telah berlalu

[jrvslam]

of course!!!!singlish FTW lolthis is no racist lah

[adikfatin]

why singlish cannot be at singapore

[Lanthanue]

UMNO is just as facist you stupid stupid fuck.cant you just enjoy the song?

[Sungkawa]

no because it is an mokery to us anak Putera bumi

[zybren39]

1920+ lee kuan yew steal your land???

Wt. He was only 10+ yrs old at that time.

[Sungkawa]

he come as parasite !

he work away Mr-Shears

he boycotte his fellow Minister

the honorable Mr Osmanwo

he work out all Putera Bumi and bring in imported people to his govermen Melayu which is Singapura official lenguage he replace with Ingrish because when he wanted introduce Tiongkok it was declined he Sell Pulau Bukom to Shell

he Break our homes "Siglap,Tuapayo,Geylang,

he want remove Tanjong Pagar and make it Tionghoa area! he make Sungai rd place for Tionghoa Maksiat

[XiiaoTiianShi]

i am going to make a visit to SINGAPORE!

my favourite country is Singapore!

[MinuteVirus]

I KNOW!!!!!

[CheeseKnite]

this is so true.

[DeniseRinAshley]

-.- really angry with my parents for migrating to Malaysia =(..

[Lanthanue]

UMNO is facist...lady drink beer cannot!minister and minister's son drink....nevermind?arnt they muslim too?dont the law affect them too?bloody facist malaysian government...

[DeniseRinAshley]

Racism.. ii know..

[bloodyfool23]

Yeap. They're mostly retards over at the otherside of the causeway.

[elvis9081]

this is so funny lol

[seaninasia]

IMHO, Singlish or Manglish is fun between local people who understand each other. But other people actually find it annoying to have to decipher what you're trying to convey. Just keep it as a secret language between your countrymen.

[r3pub1ik]

where got??... lol..

stop SINGLISH....

[MrLimyilong]

LOL!! funny sio and ZeeCross your comment very funny lols!!

[TheBacksite]

Funny song but very good in explaining what happen last time

[ZeeCross]

Why cant this song be on NDP09??

[Rixynator]

because my uncle was there

[phyothihanevercare]

they use college humor!!!video....from the clip!!!same music!!!

[coddyy1234]

its collge humor use ours so is theirs fault

[benlee387]

@coddyy1234 err both songs parodies Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"

[myjunno]

hahahaha

[ichgo456]

woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acuminator]

so funny,my whole class was laughing at the vid nice job btw

[runescapefanify]

backside pain lohh

[ACZ38]

this vid so funny. but the japanese really did come from our backide. lol

[princessothmus]

SINAPORE RULES AND ROCKS!

[dannygirl890]

esplanade's nickname: the durian

X3

[mistirostar]

I love this song!Ω

[avackj1999]

LOL!=>

[Nelsonwmj]

TOTAL GG!!! :D:D:D:D:

[huixuan94]

it is first call temesek! i am sure because i was born there! LOL!

[cowasaki6]

funny

[123Airbus]

The song is very funny!LOL!

[tzeheng961]

zzzzzzzzz lame video zzzzzzzzzguns all pointing at singaporeans

[The64588786]

i still dont noe so funny haha lol zzz

[XiaoWarlock]

its sang by hossan leong..the sisy guy if u dont know his name

[xxagraelxx1]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A SO FUNNY

[Van3ssaChua]

FUNNEHHHHHHH!!!!

:DDD

[GothiicFaTe]

funnneeeehh!!!!!!

wakakakak....

lols...

[dameyou124]

hihihihihihihihihihihihi my

[JonC567]

:D HAHAHAHAHA

[Peopleareirritating]

haha i almost wet myself while laughing!

[evfoo]

muahahahahahaha

[HydroXSpear]

I wonder if Singlish could actually spread out =P

[drifter847]

can lah, no problem

[HydroXSpear]

Singlish is nice becuz Singaporeans actually know a few languages (dialects, Mandarin,English)and if you don't know some words from lets say... Mandarin, you could like replace the word with English or others =P

[LIANAZZZZZZ]

ehk sial ah...very funny sia...but u all very bad sia...haha...play with our country...haha!! i support!

[tehblackalbino]

This is the tune to "we didn't start the fire" by billy joel. anyone else hear?

[zachary10alienforce]

yes i heard 'we didn't start the fire'but my comment in 1 day went down

[dominictngzhiyi]

i got hear "we din't start start the fire"

[muuger1]

on which part of the video??

[superkimmy98]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[melemast3r]

no i am from singapore u could not do this ur history are wrong

[dummestkid97]

Cute and nice!! thx for uploading!

[StellaShineGirl]

HAHHAAA SO FUNNY!

[worldender3000]

this video makes me sad & happy simultaneously

[worldender3000]

wow this song is addictive lol

[worldender3000]

cool video

[omnipresentChrist]

hahahaha

mega LOL!!

[chinotan0628]

My favorite part is the bubblegum :D

[SporeMovieMaker23]

Singapore is VERY lucky to have food and all that you know.

[pujaesha]

how cute is this song...

:)

its full of singlish..but thats wha makes it unique in a sense.

uniquely singapore:)

[terribrad24]

I love singlish, every country has its own certain types of "dialects" of various languages. You can't enforce a non dialect language. Didn't work anywhere in the world yet, why should it in Singapore?

[xXEatCookieXx]

Soon Singlish shall become an official language~ XD

FTW!

[shencaijing2]

today my school gave a speech about speaking good english and not speaking singlish

but if we all speak fluent english, what difference is us to other country speaking english?

singlish is a part of making us unique

[arinarocks]

I luv it! My whole class started singing. Even my teacher enjoys this song...

[udinpenings]

hey bro such a nice video.

thx,u made me laugh!!

thx for the precious 5:05mins.

[zdatox]

i love the first part.. so funny ;D

[rustyfang1998]

i luv the part when they say LRT not fast

[rustyfang1998]

nice

[quekweiwei]

nice song

[dhiyahairi]

Singlish rocks. Its actually our own 'slang' of talking. Like, example, the US people talk like "Yo, wassup Homie" and all.

ANd for the S'poreans, we have Singlish??

Cant the government see that Singlish is part of SIngapore's culture??

I hope this reaches out to everyone

[darren9595]

singlish is good...

[raylovenara]

lolz POWER! friend :D

[Venessa98]

lol everyone is fun to flush! kena jia lat liao!

[shaunkoh]

lol dude

[kletoo]

this video makes me feel more appreciation for my country XD

[okerm1601]

there should be classes for Singlish lol....

[Ninitheloveone]

haha. Singapore is a fine city. Just its onli singlish country haha . People must talk good english like me! haha. I LIVE IN SINGAPURA!!!

[slimiz29]

Singaporeans can speak GOOD english if they want to. People may comment about the Singlish but believe it or not, many foreigners seemed to enjoy speaking Singlish and some are picking up Singlish.

[babydragonball]

People that poor in english doen't mean anything After all it is just one of a communication tool.

[gamefreak553]

Rofl . Kena CWO .

[MissDuhWatever]

very funnnnnney LOL

[posoambon]

nice video lah

[siokting]

I live singapura... Chee soon juan dont eat his buns?? It's super funny... i am so lucky to live in singapore! Singapore RAWKS

[happycutiegirl]

me2!!!

[zzzhey]

HAHAHAHAHHAAH FUNNY

[tommyl1u]

ok maybe 4:43 or 4:42 to 4:56

[tommyl1u]

hu heard da song on 4:43 to 5:02

[tommyl1u]

james lye is the VR man -.- lame

[stupidpams]

FUNNY!

[taylorswiftthebest]

ROTFLMAO lol kana sai so funny great vid man!

[Supersam395]

LOL LMAO ROFL

[wahoo423]

Dude, only retards send chain messages to people

[MizWateva97]

wow sooooo cool did you make that !

lol

[sheikhmubarak]

Hoho.. LOL!

[KarlovLim]

i luv it :D

[smartl0l]

soooo cute and funny sia

[leejt09]

walau..very nice song,, damn funny,,haha

[kwekseowqin]

ROFL

nice song XD!!

[dragonjay619]

very funny

[sweetalmond4eva]

this song is veryyyyyy funny...

lol....

[yumii97]

hahahaha holymama tats damn funny

[josip39225]

lol

[porkai]

hahahaaaa.............genius

[zzinc2]

so funny!@!:D:D:D THIS video RoCkS!!:DD:DD:D

[doom5145]

my friends died from laughter.....(for real).......ha ha ha ha ha.....

[NuBAhBoIi]

super no0b ripper

[AngelStarry]

SINGAPORE ;D

[AnimeGod75]

holy shit thats funny

[dray96]

So funny Lolz :3

[DrAgOnBoY63]

SINGAPORE ROCKS but other country said SINGAPORE IS SO TINY!!!! but than why we got interesting palce to go like wild wild wet. I LOVE SINGAPORE!

[kiakun]

Although im half korean and half singaporean between singapore and korea i would choose SINGAPORE BECOZ IT RAWKSSSSSSSSS SINGAPURA THE LION CITY IT RAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AyakalovesJapan]

So funny...

[cutty12222]

rocks :D