Scrotum Tsuki (Kendo)

[S11D01I]

Tsuki is a blow to the throat..уроды тупые...

[hcdub]

Fake.

[fridayap]

Iscrotum! Isnikitiki ishot in the iscrutom

[denilsonpw]

竹刀 - ある

睾丸 - ゼロ

[oimorrigan]

Translation (by Love, shimpan):

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Magnus (behind the camera) - What a tsuki...

Stefan (on the ground) - The shinai didn't hit the floor, did it?

Stefan (on the ground) - Will you give me a hansoku (warning) for stepping outside the shiai-jo?

Olov (shimpan): - One, two, three, everything is still there.

Magnus (behind the camera): - We count to ten, right?

[scary00001]

CRITICAL!!! HP: 0.0000001 from 1000

[VoidDeluxe]

i don't have testes. am i a bad person for laughing? o.o

[WolfSelisa]

@VoidDeluxe I have testes, I laughed, It's halfway good. The only question is if the guy in the video laughed when he saw the replay.

[TheJzai]

i feel your pain man .... just happened to me

[Ittosai]

Nidan uchi!

[oduneyeman]

how do you say

"my balls !!" in japanese

i bet it sounds something like this

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhshhhhiiii­iiiiiitizu

[Shogunmiyuchan]

@oduneyeman actually, in Kyudo, the term for dealing with errors in shooting is actually called "Shitsu". I'm not joking :) Look it up if you don't believe me :)

[oduneyeman]

@Shogunmiyuchan thats freakin awesome

[afactor1300]

Scrotaiari

[greedy1940]

makes you wince everytime you see it,ouch.

[knarkautomat]

N-N-N-NUT BREAKER !!

[generaltou]

oh my god.

[zipfreak]

hit the wrong stick:P

[JRGamingInc]

omg he got air

[Wiegieboard]

HAHAHAHAHA! Nae joy! Right in the family jewels.

[daimyosama]

It is not funny.

[ambidextrouswriter]

shit. that was tough. lol. Man, the guy must've hold some grudge to the victim. :P

[Ayumura96]

this is not just a strike to the nuts- this is pure evil- the art of ball stabbing

[axi123m]

@Ayumura96 This techniques is called Tamago Uchi

[Ayumura96]

@axi123m LMAO doesn't tamago means egg?

[Thraxxacor]

@Ayumura96 same word for each - i think i heard this on some bizzarre foods show on travel channel

[MrBluesummerz]

Whoa O_O He used the piercing sword of death technique! I thought that move was banned in Kendo Championship Circles :o

[death2160]

did anyone notice how the title is named scrotum

[DarthAlSadr]

thank god its not a real sword

[GlenislaGhillie]

thats gonna sting in the morning

[LordNihilus91]

owwwww shit man ! he shiskabobed his nuts !

[evawulf]

EPIC SACK TAP!

[andresleroux]

oooouuuuucccchhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!­!

[TheFinlandnator]

Before seeing this video I tought Scrotum Tsuki was weird name of some japanese kendoist...

[maxgunn555]

@TheFinlandnator you sir are an idiot. it's the internet what did you expect other than to see someone get hit in the balls lol.

[Daviysoh]

Oouuch!

[alejandrorevolucion]

las mujeres tienen una fascinación por golpearnos las bolas, para ellas será gracioso como pendulan el par, pero de verdad duele demasiado.

[Nikotiini69]

I am sorry for his unborn children!

[hotsv1]

sometimes that happens but mostly it will be protected by the armor. in this case stick went pass the armor gap and go straight to the nuts~ ouch

[totalwarelite]

Lol he was like "Fuck yo nuts!"

[newschoololdschool]

*wear*

[newschoololdschool]

And this is why you where a cup.

[KELLERMANisBACK]

@newschoololdschool yeah but wearing a cup limits your leg movements a little.. and its traditional to wear the hakama without underwear

[tsukiomilover]

@KELLERMANisBACK woah, i didnt know that o//o thats nice to know = w= lol, jk jk

[KELLERMANisBACK]

@tsukiomilover yeah its all based on preference... in america we usually wear something under the hakama because then when we change we don't feel embarassed... in japan they have a more open society so they usually have nothing under the hakama...

[Faust013]

@newschoololdschool Wear* You said "where", meaning a place.

[Rombizio]

Whatta a bitch. That is cruel. You can't do that to a poor man. Hit his balls with a shinai? No way!

[vicorich123]

ippon

[TheLili2019]

Dommage :(

[TTLM77]

haha the solemn nature of kendo was somewhat compromised by the snickering

[GokiGandalf]

hahahahahahahahhahahaha i just cant stop laughing. i dont wish this to any kendoka to happen.

[todile123]

Fatality

[atomicrogue]

Holy shit ,he actually gets a bit of lift from it in slow motion

[WAFFLEZWILLRULE]

If that happened to me i would unleash the dragon twister

[titatho]

@WAFFLEZWILLRULE

lol epic :D

[MereLava]

autsch!

[beefaronin]

HA thats funny,,,check out my channel for shinai fights

[icrakisei]

when i clicked on this link i thought it was a real move and DAYUM

[KraZKaiL]

im sure he wears a cup but damn!!

[scrambeledc]

@KraZKaiL in kendo we don't wear a cup only the tare would protect our scrotum.

I bet he was in immense pain

[KraZKaiL]

@scrambeledc

reading your comment just made me cringe.

[BiGdaddyM100]

C-CO-CO-CO-COMBO BREAKER !!

[shiknara]

@BiGdaddyM100 B-BA-BA-BA-BALLS BREAKER!!!

[xnotseenx]

Did he forget his cup?

[zenaku85]

@xnotseenx i don't know if you're joking but. Kendo doesn't use cup. And No that's not supposed to happen.

[Mesqualito]

cumulation of energies in opposite directions directed into weak spot - thats like ninjitsu move ;)

[xmeganimex]

The women thrust his........

[xmeganimex]

If Man use a "Tsuki" on a women , He might injured the women

[toyboy5578]

こ、こ、これは・・・・・ｲﾀｲ。。。

[HansLe518]

wow he sorta jumped into it too x.x

[AkatsukiChan1]

aj! det måste göra ont!

[d4n13lr0x]

LOL he just plopped over on his side. GG.

[ziferzero77]

holly shit thats a legal move in kendo!? and i thought throat strikes were bad! protect the jewels!

[renoinabin]

@ziferzero77

i dont think it's a legal move, i think it was an accident, he was going for a throat tsuki and the victim deflected it at chest hieght dropping it to groin level, if it helps

[ziferzero77]

@renoinabin the guy though looked like he was going for a men first but then lowered his shinai really low than a tsuki. he also just watched the dude fall in pain and then returned to ready position.

[Jiyukan]

@renoinabin Exactly. Well seen! It was the victims own fault, he deflected the shianii before he went for men and basically ran himself into the tip of it.

[a1c41]

This is why guys wear ATHLETIC CUPS.

[Greenacres88]

Those poor nuts D:

[bianquzao1937]

woooohhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~:)

[combatcommand]

Look closely at his feet! Bitch got AIR!

[dolippa]

Haha vafaaan :p

[Nathanroqs]

They should really start wearing cups

[leon10321]

This happens every once in a while. It's AN ACCIDENT folks!

[Satsujintekisuito]

Damn thats harsh

[xxfirenaru123xx]

XD !!!!!

[1bol1]

det där var bara elakt

that was just mean

[ANormalGuy]

The guy is in fucking pain. No match would continue under these circumstances >.>"

[Roowiet]

Dude, you don't tsukii a guy in the dick... *sighs*

[winternight119]

LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[PeaceToNaruto]

i would kick her ass i dont care if she's a girl O_O

[5963MAT]

これは痛い・・・

[hellkjd1221]

omggggggggggggggggg

=)))))))))



[shadowninja7194]

All i heard was "..END HIM! FATALITY!"

[panderetoir]

FATALITY!!!!

[cree69]

outch, thats hurt O.o

[fmn2628]

Right on the canikis

[xxfirenaru123xx]

she a girl she have yellow hair check at 0:21

[NorthernKendoka]

It's a guy. I'm one of the shimpan (referee) seen in the video so I know who is who/what.

[JCLeSinge]

This happens a lot in sword-fighting of any kind; you go for the inside-leg or the lower gut, and your sword winds up just there on their balls... NOT hitting them would lose you the match, so what ya gonna do?

[MageKirby]

OH MY GOD

[connor2k]

omg owwwwwwww my frikken baaaaallllls



[twobitmage]

I got this during my shodan exam. Good lord that sucked.

[NCreature]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh....BALLS!

[Sinnical]

he totally skewered himself with all that forward momentum.. it was a fatal blow indeed

[zokamaru]

incredible technique!!!

[CatsHaveDreams]

Actually it's a dude :p

[forzachelsea]

Ouch, that hurts! Heja Sverige, Go Swedish Kendo! Hoppas vi slipper höra om något sånt från Skellefteås sida i SM bara ;)

[killgore333333]

she needs a kick to the cunt

[jellybeanguitarist]

How mean! After a blow to the crouch, the person didnt even go say sorry or are you ok T^T

[UnPunktTot]

@jellybeanguitarist :

I was told that during shiai no matter what, you don't go and talk to your opponent. The judges will take care of looking after the fighters if one seems to be injured.

You do the apologising after the match has ended.

[ryosama1988]

A hit worst than a hundred punches...

[2001tytyty]

fuckin idiot!!!

This is not tsuki at all. The pinpoint of Ken should be aimed to the throat of all times.

[2001tytyty]

@2001tytyty Otherwise kendo would be too dangerous to practise

[Ktotheane]

I like how he watches him fall.. I can see the smile from here =)

[killgore333333]

@Ktotheane

Its a she only women can get to be that damn cowardly and evil

[howcynicalofme]

he was in mid air at 0:49 !!!!!!!!!!!!

OUCH

[strtmnky]

That happened to me whilst training with western swords! Not good!

[Eaglegirl12]

I don't know anything about kendo but...it looks to me as if when he blocks and throws her sword off his just before this, he aimed the sword directly at himself XD.

Really unfortunate though!

[AHughes187]

Owch gotta hurt the ole crown jewels!

[10Gr1fterbang]

what a coward

[guyver20]

this is why kendo is prone to these accidents. beginner kendoka will snap, lunge, and torque the wrist for the quick strike without regards for control during the beginning, middle and end of a strike

[zxxtarutaruxxz]

great tsuki!!

[shotangone]

Poor guy. no kids for him... But man, I couldn't stop laughing!!!!

[ShindaDesu]

MEDIC!!!!!

[iwsab]

and what can a medic do? just send the poor bastard home

[skrivbok]

When I get to participate in tournaments... I'm gonna wear a cup...

[SwissKendoka]

Unintended and not a valid form of tsuki of course. Red impales himself on white's shinaï. White didn't aim for his opponent lower parts. Bad luck, that's all... ^_^

[zimonslot]

well... it's suposed to represent a real sword so he would be quite dead if it was. Counts as a point for me!

[metabolife]

castration does not = death

[darken27]

@metabolife

Close enough! lol

[TheJzai]

@zimonslot it's the guys balls man, he won't die! Just under A SHIT LOAD OF PAIN!

[fan4nintendo]

Fucking cheat.

[yomatostanyahso]

I believe it picked him up off the floor a little bit, commenly referred to as COCK STRONG!

[Maniltheking]

mdr le  pauvre

[road121111]

dekote he tried.

[freakvid]

Scrotum tsjuki no jutsu!!!

[Asgardgerion]

What a motherfucker 0_0

[narutoxninja37]

Dude that's so not right. Dang I would have just left then and there

[S0m3M13nDud3]

i bet the person on the right is a girl... cuzz no guy would do that to another guy...

[chopin65]

Your right. It's not cool.

[SinEmerald]

@S0m3M13nDud3 I've seen somebody who would do it. Deliberately smacked some other guy in the balls with a foot-diameter plastic ball. And yes, this was a fairly heavy ball (they went down for about 5 minutes).

[bakacdaz]

@S0m3M13nDud3

may be he was cheating on her lol

[triqqey]

Lol, you would think that swinging weapons at each other would warrant the simple use of a cup :P

[jbsatoshii]

ow that sux

[Ringelden]

What a tsuki.

(garbled conversation)

Count to 10.

[Konigstigerz]

I'm lost my testicle right, with that!

and the other it's alive, thanks god!

[iwsab]

@Konigstigerz r u serious? U got one removed?

[BudaTomu]

What the fuck hapend¿?

His Balls survive¿

[khwjang]

did he survive?

[khwjang]

as a man?

[Noudist]

oOo

[ChaoticAnamnesis]

While this has never happened to me (and I hope it never does <<), I've had people hit me around that area while trying to hit dou. Yes, I know. It's far off from the target lol

[jung567]

he needs a new set of balls i suppose

[bearkins7]

Knacker kebab, downright nasty!!!!

[tetrasa1]

that nearly happened to me. millimetres away from my right tesicle

[shmoyang]

lmao! omg ive seen that too many times..

im so glad im dont have balls. :P

[yparkx94]

haha same here. I've been hit in that area so many times by terribles do hits and every time i thank god i don't have balls.

xD

[insomnioKun]

The white one has to be "hanzoku"ed

[Tikusgca]

OMG that was terrible :( i wonder what happened after

[titochion]

thats a new tsuki,"scrotum tsuki" hahahajajaj....

[kingChin0]

That's when happens when you stick a stick with your stick lol hope he is alright

[benmik]

My kendo trainer back when i did kendo xD

[reggie2112]

yikes!

er, ... point white ?

[landsurfer66]

Like Wimplo's face-to-fist method, this guy employs the more cunning balls-to-sword technique with pin-point accuracy. A true master.

[jasonckam]

So the guy in white wins right?

[NagaTen]

OUCH!

That's gotta hurt...

[jkasonwolf]

BAlls EyE!!

[pandaflicka]

haha stackarn XD

[MalkavianMarine]

roflmao

[TwilightDuality]

SCROTE!!!

[KonstruktionsbueroJB]

I have suffered a couple of broken ribs and torn toenails during keiko. But that one....OUCH!!! And the poor referee who tries to keep a straight face.

[Yamainnu]

scrotum tsuki? more like terrible accident.

[9mmBMF]

And thats why I wear breast protector. My mate hit me with tsuki there (during kata - with bokken). Let's say I learnt on my mistake :]. Because that DID hurt.

[TwilightDuality]

What kata where you doing? Sanbonme?

[9mmBMF]

Yes, sanbonme

[howcynicalofme]

he was in mid air at 0:50......

that's gotta hurt.

[BalmungX]

to be more correct that was not a tsuki, its a kote just a kote that didn't come back up.

[jasdebiles]

beautiful tsuki XD.........and...juste a word..OUCH !

[jafroman887]

Holy fuck, that has to hurt! Was it an illegal kote?

Ive only done one kendo lesson but if that ends up happening to me, i am not gonna carry on :O