what i hate is how right wing dudes accuse us of sit they do, like drowning people out we have a point you yell n dont let us finish if u dont have a comeback. and everything to you is a conspiracy...everything and george bush whent to REHAB for COCAINE instead of just trying it one or twice like barack. n plus he got a dui and for those of u who dont no booze is worse for you than weed in EVERY way
What I hate is uninformed idiots like yourself actually get to vote. Yes there Mr. Kennedy, your side knows alot about drowning people out there, don't you. Oh! I shouldn't have brought up antoher conspiracy. Your right, it is tough letting you idiots finish anything. You people rant on like little children. Your the product of a failed school system. I just know you'll have brilliant and educated comeback for this, so I'll try not to yell so that you can finish typing it.
and who fucked up the education system mr no child left behind really watch bill oreilly if he gets proven wrong he screams, and ur ranting the same way i am, and what wierd shit ahve cosnervatives done recently pardonded scooter libby, said gods going to destroy congress becuae a hindu prayer was said and theres that dude pat robertson, nuff said
really i just watched bill o'reilly cut 5 mics tell 23 people to shut up darken 3 rooms instead of cutting mics change what 17 people said into stuff they didnt say etc and ive seen hanity do the same thing
Comedians are really pulling for Huckabee. A few Huckabee quotes: "I almost missed that deer, but I prayed and the angels guided my bullet right to it." - "People don't understand assult weapons. I duck hunt with assult weapons." - "I compare my weight loss to the experience of a concentration camp. " - On Iraq: "We need to understand that this is, in fact, World War III. Unlike any other world war we've ever fought, this one is one we cannot afford to lose." Where do you find these freaks?
"[W]e are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield." — George Orwell
Yeah, douche bag, I get this way when slime balls like you have zero interest in the deaths of tens or hundreds of thousands of innocent people. So little interest that you can't even process information in what passed for a brain. You disgust me.
Vinnie there's another trait that's very common among conservatives. Its called "projecting". That's where you take your own personal weakness and project it onto others. Its a defense mechanism of the ego. Its also very common among drug users and alcoholics where they think everyone has their same problem. Maybe I can talk you into joining rat boy in a nice tall glass of d-con rat poison.
Postal? Me? Nah you aren't worth the bullet to send you to Hell. But it would be rather amusing if I could talk you into hanging yourself. I heard some 13 yo girl did that because somebody made fun of her on the internet. Its your turn rat boy.
And there you have it folks. A liberal when confronted with information he doesn't know will gather his facts and consider them carefully before making up his mind. Like when I found out Byrd was a conservative. I thought all the KKK joined the GOP when Johnson signed the 1964 civil liberties act. Cons on the other hand think they already know everything so they never need to actually think. Thanks for all your help saga. You've been a perfect lab rat in this demostration.
Rude? I'm continually amazed at the sniveling that goes on among people who cheered the murder of a million innocent Iraqis. I remember how gleeful you sick f***s jumped about at the carnage. Inaccurate? How about the run up to the war? 6 months tops and it will pay for itself. Idiots. KKKarl Rove of late has taken to blaming the war on Congress and still you mindless drones don't catch on. That HAS to be brain damage.
Master of Nothing - you are a lunatic. No one cheered the murder of anyone - especially some fictional million people. You are so delusional, paranoid and frightened by everything that your leaders tell you to fear. Someone tells you a million people died and you blindly accept it. Karl Rove has never been and is not a member of the KKK unlike the prominent Senator (DEMOCRAT)Byrd. Talk about mindless and brain damage - the shoe seems to fit you there buddy.
Well you're right about one thing. One milliion is just the best estimate available. Plus two million displaced from their homes. Despite our nation's ability to tell us exactly how many Iraqis had voted in their mockery of an election 4+ years into this thing there isn't even a reliable estimate of how many innocent people you sick f***s got killed. Why doesn't that bother you? Brain damage is why. Why can't you people learn? Brain damage.
Do the math brain damaged one and tell me how many that equates to per day and what % of the Iraqi population that would be. Sorry - those kind of figures have been completely debunked. You are a sick F**K to use your words if you think anyone is happy about innocent people dying. Your also a sick F**K (your words) for not caring about all the innocent people killed and tortured by Sadaam and in Darfur and Cuba and everywhere else that dictators kill and torture innocents.
Let me make this very easy for you saga. Everything and I mean EVERYTHING you think you know is complete bulls***. It doesn't hold up for 2 seconds to an open minded investigation. If you would do your homework you would quickly learn that most of those dictators INCLUDING Saddam were put in power by the CIA. Youtube "Why We Fight". It will blow your mind.
Karl Rove is the grandson of Karl Heinz Roverer, the Gauleiter of Oldenburg. Roverer was Reich-Stat halter or Nazi State Party chairman for the region of Germany that the Rove or Roverer family is from. Heir Roverer was also the senior engineer in the Roverer Sud-Deutche Ingenieurburo A. G. Engineering -- the firm built the Birkenau death camp.
Oh so in your warped mind sins of the father (not that I agree with you - don't know anything about Roves father and don't care)are to be taken out on the son. Real intelligent philosophy there. Byrd committed his own sins and he's okay but lets condemn a conservative for their fathers actions. Talk about brain damage
Anything is proof when you are paranoid. The fact is Lieberman had a more liberal record than him and they kicked Lieberman out but continue to support Byrd. Wake up - no - don't - go to bed.
BTW rat boy I wish they'd throw all the conservative maggots out of the Democratic Party. The clearer the line in the sand the stronger our victory will be in 2008 just as it was in 2006. Now go put a gun in your mouth. You disgust normal people.
George Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany. His business dealings, which continued until his company's assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz. Rove Bush both from Nazi families. Coincidence? I think not.
Nice. You forgot, the late US senator Prescott Bush, when you did a copy and paste of the Saturday September 25, 2004 article by Ben Aris in Berlin and Duncan Campbell in Washington. This was a pretty good article though if you read more than what was copied & pasted by sponge master. Did he or did he not? I'm not sure. There is a lot to point either way.
One thing that does catch my eye though is the 60 years later thing. Sponge master, your good at this conspiracy thing. Most libs are (man made global warming). Have you done a little research on the 2 former slave labourers and why at a time just before a presidential election in 2004 did they just suddenly come forward with this most important civil action against the Bush family when it just so happened that a guy named Bush was running?
miami lets talk about man made global warming shall we? Righties claim its just the earth's natural cycle. Well tell me something. If your life depended on a burrow to survive and you saw your burrow was struggling under a heavy load to the extent that it might kill him would you throw bricks on his back because you didn't figure a little more would hurt him any? Why can't conservative brains function?
Nice work on changing the subject. We have this one covered too. This ones probably easier. Mars, too, appears to be enjoying more mild and balmy temperatures. In 2005 data from NASA's Mars Global Surveyor and Odyssey missions revealed that the carbon dioxide "ice caps" near Mars's south pole had been diminishing for three summers in a row.
For many years now, human-caused climate change has been viewed as a large and urgent problem. In truth, however, the biggest part of the problem is neither environmental nor scientific, but a self-created political fiasco. Consider the simple fact, drawn from the official temperature records of the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, that for the years 1998-2005 global average temperature did not increase (there was actually a slight decrease)
I wonder who the libs were that convinced these people who were probably very able minded and bodied at this time of their lives to bring about such an important action at this time.
Miami its nice to see someone from the right who can actually argue intelligently. That's more rare than a 1933 Double Eagle. However the vast majority of the scientific community disagree with you and those who agree are mostly hand picked by the Bush administration. Kind of like the mass murdering freaks in the Pentagon commission who told Bush it would be ok to attack Iraq when all the real intelligence experts said it wouldn't.
It's funny when there's any evidence linking a Democrat to fowl play, you'll lay down your French philosophy and fight to the death to defend them, but when some information that could hurt a Republican gets made up or has some holes in it that it could be questioned, it must be true and all facts that could destroy your kook conspiracy theories must be left out.
miami do you know how many right wing idiots actually think that Bill Clinton left a trail of more than 100 dead bodies in his wake? This despite the $12 million dollar investigation into every waking moment of his and his wifes life. And what did you prove? Hillary lost money in white water and her husband got a bj from a consenting adult female. For every lie you sick twisted psychos tell about libs there are mountains of evidence against your own.
I wasn't even talking about James McDougal, Ron Brown, James Bunch, Bill Shelton, Mary Mahoney, Hershell Friday, Barry Seal, Paul Wilcher, Gandy Baugh, Vince Foster, Ed Willey, Florence Martin, or Danny Casolaro I'm talking more in the lines of Sandy Burgler, Wen Ho Lee, Chinagate.
It's so pathetic that people like yourself are actually running the coutry, some of them in congress, some on the courts. You somehow can see so clearly that Bush was working with the Nazis over 60 years ago with 50/50 evidence and hear say at best by journalist years ago, gee I wonder if they were as unbiased as they are now,
but it doesn't even sound remotely rediculous to you that all of these people most of which were murdered in almost the same fassion and they all were closely tied to the Clintons, whether witnesses or investigators or financial people. Just like you said earlier, coincidence? I think not.
I guess I complimented you too soon miami. You mean you're really stupid enough to think Clinton is guilty of all that yet the only thing they could find to impeach him on was lying about an affair? You can't really be that stupid can you?
According to what you just said, then what was your point about Prescott. He was found guilty of nothing and yet you believe that garbage. If witnesses, and others who are investigating or getting ready to come forth with evidence disappear, how could someone get impeached?
His companies assets were taken away. He was too well connected to go to prison. Much like your pet chimp when he was caught for insider trading. Jesus you believe some amazingly stupid things.
You can fool yourself and I'm sure many others who have young minds that are easily swayed to a victims type of thinking. I don't need a website to tell me anything about the Clintons or people like them. Who did what, when, & why? I don't know.
You can say what you want and laugh yourself silly with these stupid studies about conservatives all day, personally I don't believe in them. Most libs like yourself are a product of how successful this nation has been.
Of course you don't believe them. In order to believe them your brain would actually have to function beyond a level of believing any stupid thing you hear from the right while being to intellectually dishonest and just plain stupid to verify anything you hear from the left.
You people are so bored with nothing to do, but dream up conspiracies. Used to be you'd be farming, working in the steel mills, logging, or mining, something that might make a man out of you. You know and I know that while you may joke about hating conservatives the truth is you need people like us to defend this nation.
America needs you maggots for protection like Germany needed the SS and the Gestapo. A lot of the people who served in this war may have been conservatives when they left but they're coming back as liberals. In 2006 at least 10 veterans of Iraq or the post-9/11 military launched Democratic campaigns for the House of Representatives because they opposed Bush's Iraq policy.
we make up conspiracies. everything i ever hear form the right wing is "leftist conspiracy" this and leftist conspiracy that. we have proof for our conspiracies. hillary may be adyke. but homophobes are just mad because they cant get laid if sum 1 wants to start a discussion bout gays ill win, imposible for me not 2
seriously try me on gay marrriage and oh liberals always win throughout hsitory those who wanted woment to vote liberal those who didnt wanted to CONSERVE the way things were same for the revoluitonary war slavery etc
Yes, you do make up conspiracies. Or didn't you mean Hillary's talking (and talking (and talking (and talking))) about this Vast Right Wing Conspiracy that was out to get her?
It isn't clear why you thought it necessary to put a comment about that here, though.
ww w.snopes.c om/politics/clintons/bodycount.a sp remove the spaces, read it & quit being a fool. "Body count" lists aren't a new phenomenon. List every dead person with even the most tenuous of connections to your subject. It doesn't matter how these people died, or how tangential they were to your subject's life. The longer the list, the more impressive it looks. Readers will be too weary to wonder what could possibly be relevant about the death of Clinton's mother's chiropractor.
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When debating conservatives remember that numerous studies over the last 50 years have conclusively proven that conservative brains simply don't function. Their CRT scans show minimal activity in brain areas that deal (or are supposed to deal) with conflicting information. It's a fact. Google "conservative brains" and see for yourself. And they have numerous deep seated personality defects. Extreme levels of fear for one. Google "republican child molestors". The list goes on for a city block.
That's perhaps one of the most stereotypical comments I've ever read. The notion that all conservatives are somehow disturbed is, well, for lack of a better term, bullshit.
Of course all conservatives are disturbed. How else can you explain the fact that 29% of Americans and its ONLY 29% still support George W. Bush. Not only does the mountain of evidence against him never phase these people they don't even see it. The corporate media doesn't let them for one. But they can't even figure out the obvious. Its brain dysfunction. Look it up.
Apparently your mental disability also precludes you from being able to tell the difference between fear and anger. I would gladly lay down my life defending America from the likes of you fascists. BTW I'm a vet. Since you righties love the war so much why aren't you there? Our military should be bursting at the seams with conservatives volunteering to serve in Iraq.
Anyone can say they are a vet. Who knows if you are or are not. Many liberals do lie about who they are though so sorry if I don't take your word for it.
The majority of people serving are conservatives, that's why conservatives want military votes counted and liberals don't. Wise up there Sponge Bob.
Don't feel compelled to post every stupid thing that comes into your mind there saga. You'd be better off spending that time verifying the information I'm giving you. Start by youtubing "why we fight parts 1-4". Unless you're afraid you might actually learn something.
Verify your paranoid ramblings? It's already clear to all that conservatives want dictators everywhere. If there are two dictators who could get power we want the most evil to win and we support them. We prefer that they are so evil that they threaten even us and we can start a war with them. We just love war and love to see innocents killed. - That was sarcasm there Sponge Master. Normal people would recognize it. Sweet Dreams or err - enjoy your nightmares- what ever.
Stupid rat boy. The following is well documented but you're too lazy and stupid to look it up.
In August 1953 a CIA coup overthrew Iran's Mohammed Musaddiq and installed the Shah in power. The overthrow of Musaddiq lay in his decision to nationalise oil operations. The Shah subsequently used widespread repression and torture in a dictatorship that lasted until the 1979 Islamic revolution.
And here we have another conservative who thinks that there's really substance to his idiotic remarks. Plain and simple. CRT studies have repeatedly shown that the parts of conservative brains that are supposed to deal with conflicting and complex issues do not function. The way you counter that argument is to produce studies that show they do. But there aren't any. So you just make stupid remarks.
If you haven't figured out by now that any study you pick flattering Democrats can't be balanced with one flattering Republicans, please notice, thanks.
Both of which can be attributed to the fact that republicans typically have more money than democrats. But that money also insulates you from many problems in the world. Problems that are made worse by people that are allowed to vote on things they don't understand. Dick Chaney is very liberal when it comes to his lesbian daughter. That's because he knows something about the issue. Conservatism is based on ignorance.
There is NEVER a time when Leftists DON'T attempted to enshroud their bestial mysticisms in "science". In fact, forcing the peasantry to fund it is one of their holy sacraments.
Soviet (socialists) "studies" "proved" that homosexuality was a mental disorder.
Nazi (socialists) "scientists" "proved" the superiority of the "Arian Race".
STUNNINGLY, regressive dupes today are witnessed BOASTing of such vile ploys -- even on YouTube.
There is NEVER a time when Leftists DON'T attempted to enshroud their bestial mysticisms in "science". In fact, forcing the peasantry to fund it is one of their holy sacraments.
How do you account for the number of American conservatives who supported Hitler? Did you know corporate America tried to overthrow FDR and instill Fascism in this country? Bush's grandfather to name one.
You confuse the Nazi socialists with conservatism and depravity with mental capacity.
1) Nazi's (and their supporters on both sides of the pond) were Socialists (Leftists).
2) Nazi scientists had rather well functioning brains that produced many technological advances in several areas. They were also depraved. The two don't correlate.
You need to keep up. Giuliani is falling behind Huckabee. You remember Huckabee don't you? He's the guy who released the rapist / mass murderer back into society for political reasons. How come every one of your candidates is a f***ing psycho?
Releasing murderous savages back into society is the core of Democrat policy. Are you complaining because he released only one, that Republicans consider that an error, or that the murderous savage wasn't nominated for a Nobel Peace prize?
Tyler you can't possibly be as stupid as your remarks indicate. Be honest. You're trying to be a douche bag aren't you? If you maggots ever saw yourselves as you really are I wouldn't have to try talking you into suicide. You'd just do your civic duty. You disgust normal people.
Censoring veteran groups for the crime of thanking US soldiers (NBC), punishing The Boy Scouts of America for refusing to submit to homosexual rapist troop leaders (ACLU), rewarding sadistic multiple murders on death row with a Nobel Peace Prize nomination (Tookie Williams), ...
Humanity is painfully aware of what Democrats consider "normal". That I can disgust people like you brings me joy.
"... most rape of little boys is done by straight men" -- bad
Thus we witness, yet again, the absolute denial of reality required to cling to Leftist theology. Here, redefining homosexual sex -- a male having sex with another male -- as "straight". Priceless.
most of the guys who molest young boys are married to women or are self proclaimed striaght look it up dont just fucking go out there and say shit you know nothing about
so you said he was a gay child molester you probably called him a child molester because hes gay and i just showed you that they may be gay but there married and proclaim to be striaght openly gay men rarely molest little kdis and your statement would be the same as saying all straight men molest little girls
"...everyone talks about clintons blowjobs" -- bad
No, only Democrats use the term to belittle their federal sexual harrassment laws; those they shoved down your throat; those used to destroy the careers of citizens whose devotion to Leftist mysticism is not absolute.
Interestingly, Democrats don't find it funny unless they're the ones violating federal law. Then they're all giggles.
so your saying rapes ok thats actually waht you just said and how is that a sexual harrasment issue, it was fucking consensual goddamit your throwing shit out there with no basis to it what so ever next your going to tell me saddam and osama were friends-wrong they wanted to kill eachother so why are we in iraq?
You giggle over old men using their young underlings mouths as toilets, and now pretend you were talking about rape. Stunningly, trying to jump to the topic of global Muslim bloodlust -- yet another Leftist denial.
Liberals are keenly aware of their depravities, which is why their tactics are all about deception, obfuscation, denial, and other treacheries. Merely acknowledging Liberalism is sufficient to jeopardize it -- it's that repugnant to human nature.
ok you do realize that normal muslims are peaceful because its actually a religion of peace and these men are no different from crusaders they have a stronger belief in god than even you sir
The filth of Islamic Fascism is warring on all people of all nations they infest on continents across the globe, blaming their victims and hold mass celebrations of their bloodsport, and you call them a religion of peace.
Liberals and Islamic Fascists have been marching in lock-step agreement since 9/11.
wow were the ones who dont want to fight and those are only extremeist to say islamic in general is nothing but racist and where are you getting this crap, those are only those who interperet the text oddly the same way the crusaders interpereted the bible differently its not islams teachings just jihadist teachings in muhammeds time anyone who believed in the bible the qu'ran or the torah was a "person of the book" and a normal citizen
"atleast they werent exectuting the retarded" -- bad
Liberals squeal like stuck pigs whenever IQ tests are administered, except of course when they can use it as an excuse to protect the most sadistic, prolific murders -- the most sacrosanct members of their constituency. It's the only group they refuse to execute, unlike babies, retarded babies, and recovering coma patients.
where did that come from squel like pigs about iq tests the guy had fucking downsyndrome and had no idea he killed anyone and about abortion its not alive unless its alive on its own (so i dont like the idea of third trimester abortions) your ideology can be applied to shootign a fucking load or a girls period and if you illegalize it girls will just go back to using vaccumes knitting needles coat hangers pouring bleach in their vagina drinking bleach etc and thatll kill them both
You have proven your ignorance of the Liberal position on IQ tests for college admissions and job interviews, yet you still post as if you have a clue.
No, the executed savage you speak of did not have Down's Syndrome.
no i ment for retarded convicted murderers and people would still be getting abortions if it were illegal itd just be killing both its not a life yet becuase it could die in the womb its part of the mother not the normal world i said third trimester abortion is fucked up but not first and second partial birth abortions are fucked up also, but girls will go back to pouring bleach in their vaginas etc if its illegalized again adn thatll hurt them both
you do realize liberals always win in civil rights right? when it was slavery the liberals wante to greatly change things the conservatives wanted shit the same, that applies to everything from jim crow laws to womens right to vote to gay marriage face it when your like 90 years old and gay marriage is normal your grankids will think your a bigot. if youll even have grandkids
Democrats first treason against the USA was the Civil War, wherein they claimed a "right" to secede from the Union for the purpose of maintaining their human-slave-based economy.
Democrats today proudly discriminate against Asians in college entrance metrics. The blatant racism of the Democrat party hides under many flowery names. One of them is "Affirmative Action". It's still racism, and it is despicable.
yes and you do realize the democratic party and the republican party have changed sides on these issues, thats not racism yeah it fucks some people over but i watched a documentary of the kkk on the history channel adn they refered to them as the radical right, not left
No, Repubicans are not Democrats. Try another, less obvious, lie.
The KKK? They were Democrat spawned racists, in Democrat run towns in Democrat run cities in Demcorat run Counties in Democrat Slave States after Democrats lost the war against America to keep black slaves.
dude idk if you know shit about history but the dems are know teh republicans and vice versa at around that time the south were the dems the north the republicans and history teacher hsitory buff hell anyone who knows shit about history will tell you they pretty much swaped with eachotehr wasnt it the democrat party adn the democratic republican party back then anyway?
homsexuality is proven to not be a choice by the way and the religion argument is void because of the fucking constitution, why is gay marriage illegal? and its not about religion in the law itself either churches marry gay people all the time its not about the word marraige either its about equality right to see eachotehr in medical situations right to decide waht to do in a tery shivo like situation and joitn custody pensions and taxes are what its about, whys it illegal?
Tyler we are no longer in a capitalist system. We are in a corporatist system now. Google "Betrayal of Adam Smith" and try to learn something. Communist China is a capitalist system which proves you don't need an ounce of freedom to have capitalism. In fact it tends to get in the way. Fascism is defined as the joining of corporate power with government power. Why don't you people know any damned thing? Oh yeah. Because your brains don't function.
Try using the English language. Fascism has nothing whatsoever to do with individuals voluntarily working with each other (corporations) for the purpose of creating and selling goods and services to people who buy them voluntarily (customers).
Seriously, give the English language a chance, and lay off your Italian Fascist's portrayal of America.
Yeah wouldn't it be great if that was what's really happening? But its not. What's happening is that corporations like Walmart are shipping our jobs overseas then getting tax brakes for doing it. Then they underpay people in this country to sell the crap and send them down to the welfare office to get food stamps because they can't eat on what they're being paid. Why can't your brain function?
You first regressed from topic smears to stale ones. Here you regress to recantation of Leftist mythology. Worse yet, you forgot to invoke the wrath of your Thermometer Gods.
Tyler the problem with Hitler's fascism and the problem with Stalin's communism is exactly the same. Its not the economic platform its the extreme conformism without a shred of conscience. And that as everyone knows is a conservative trait.
You need to learn Left from Right -- "the problem" is they are both socialists -- that's Left not Right.
The Democrat's "problem" is their politics are in lock-step agreement with both. Actually, it's a point of pride amongst Democrats. Only those on the Right consider such traits a problem.
This coming from the Sponge Bob who thinks liberal studies saying conservatives are less intelligent, more disturbed and frightened than liberals. What a joke - hate to squeeze your sponge there but the differences in brain activity are due to male(right brain dominant) vs female (left brain dominant) the majority of men are conservative vs women liberal. Learn to think for yourself. Stop being a sponge to liberal propaganda.
I should add that MOS's childish interpretation still isn't correct for men vs woman. Men are not less intelligent etc... There are positives and negatives to being right or left brain dominant. If you see grey when it's really black or white - that's not too smart. Right brained people are often better decision makers.
Where did you get this nonsense? No where in any of the studies does it indicate gender had anything to do with it. Have you even read the studies? The only question is whether conservative thinking causes a lack of activity in the brain or whether a lack of activity in the brain causes conservatism. Or perhaps they feed on each other. Somehow 29% of the American people are so stupid they still think Bush is a good leader. You have to be idiots. Case closed.
Duh- that is the point Sponge Bob. They don't mention gender but they need to. You can't show causation when you don't control for gender differences. Wake up. Men's brains operate differently than womens - it's a fact. It's also a fact that more men are conservative and more women are liberal. Before you start calling your own gender inferior you better do some more research. There are positive and negatives to both types . It looks like you missed out on all them though.
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what an informative news program, i learned....nothing! i guess thats the point of conservative news,if they ever learned anything all their beliefs would be turned upside down. The jokes didnt even make sense, especailly the one about the teddy bear... just terrible
Come back once you learn the definition of "satire" and how it differs from "news" That you think it's actually news program and is supposed to have jokes is problematic in and of itself.
This was one of their best episodes. If you didn't find it funny you are either one of two things: 1) a person with no sense of humor, 2) a bed-wetting liberal who is incapable of making fun of your fellow Democrats.
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This is hilarious(not the video of course). One person states their opinion that they didnt think the jokes were funny and everyone gets their panties in a bunch. The show just seems like a very amateur stand up routine to me, regaudless of the subject. It doesn't matter if you are a liberal or not. You can still tell it's not funny.
Hrm, that's an odd way for things to work, but I had heard something about Arnold being involved in his promotion to Gen. Thanks for the clarification. Spent time in the usmcr, and our rank was our rank, guess the guard does it differently.
Yep, I was USN and am USAFR. Both Active and Reserve are Federal positions. Guard is a State job. The rank structure is the same, but your employer is different. Your right... open gays may even get hurt on active duty.
Ha Ha. OwlGore does lack actual scientific knowledge. Ask a global warming nut what the ideal temperature of the Earth should be. Also why the Earth has only warmed 1.3 degrees in the last 100 years.
Ok, if I may say, (don't hit, don't hit me) I like the video.
jacobmariah 11 months ago
Love the videos. Witty, well spoken and too accurate to not hurt just a little.
penguinistas 3 years ago 3
Islam is a religion of conquest. I think Muslims would agree.
crazy650c 3 years ago 4
tis sucs blls
1994me13 4 years ago
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treesrhot123 4 years ago
what i hate is how right wing dudes accuse us of sit they do, like drowning people out we have a point you yell n dont let us finish if u dont have a comeback. and everything to you is a conspiracy...everything and george bush whent to REHAB for COCAINE instead of just trying it one or twice like barack. n plus he got a dui and for those of u who dont no booze is worse for you than weed in EVERY way
badreligion333 4 years ago
What I hate is uninformed idiots like yourself actually get to vote. Yes there Mr. Kennedy, your side knows alot about drowning people out there, don't you. Oh! I shouldn't have brought up antoher conspiracy. Your right, it is tough letting you idiots finish anything. You people rant on like little children. Your the product of a failed school system. I just know you'll have brilliant and educated comeback for this, so I'll try not to yell so that you can finish typing it.
miami131313 4 years ago
and who fucked up the education system mr no child left behind really watch bill oreilly if he gets proven wrong he screams, and ur ranting the same way i am, and what wierd shit ahve cosnervatives done recently pardonded scooter libby, said gods going to destroy congress becuae a hindu prayer was said and theres that dude pat robertson, nuff said
badreligion333 4 years ago
really i just watched bill o'reilly cut 5 mics tell 23 people to shut up darken 3 rooms instead of cutting mics change what 17 people said into stuff they didnt say etc and ive seen hanity do the same thing
badreligion333 4 years ago
Well I might hate you, but I cannot quite decipher your run-on sentences well enough to know what you are saying.
siamdesperado 4 years ago
If you don't want the Egg McMuffins I'll take'm!
ToaCx4 4 years ago
Comedians are really pulling for Huckabee. A few Huckabee quotes: "I almost missed that deer, but I prayed and the angels guided my bullet right to it." - "People don't understand assult weapons. I duck hunt with assult weapons." - "I compare my weight loss to the experience of a concentration camp. " - On Iraq: "We need to understand that this is, in fact, World War III. Unlike any other world war we've ever fought, this one is one we cannot afford to lose." Where do you find these freaks?
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
"[W]e are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield." — George Orwell
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Sponge Master shows yet another example of liberal fire and brimstone. What a lunatic. I'm done with him.
sagacioussue 4 years ago 3
Yeah, douche bag, I get this way when slime balls like you have zero interest in the deaths of tens or hundreds of thousands of innocent people. So little interest that you can't even process information in what passed for a brain. You disgust me.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Give us a break Leftist thug.. you dont care about anyone but yourself and your political agenda.
VinceP1974 4 years ago 3
Vinnie there's another trait that's very common among conservatives. Its called "projecting". That's where you take your own personal weakness and project it onto others. Its a defense mechanism of the ego. Its also very common among drug users and alcoholics where they think everyone has their same problem. Maybe I can talk you into joining rat boy in a nice tall glass of d-con rat poison.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Projecing is what the Left does, as you just proved by projecting your projection on me
VinceP1974 4 years ago
Actually I'm projectile vomiting all over you Vince. It makes you smell better.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Regarding the Teddy Bear naming incident . . . any suggestions for a name for the pile of dog excrement I just stepped in???
blucat1940 4 years ago
Postal? Me? Nah you aren't worth the bullet to send you to Hell. But it would be rather amusing if I could talk you into hanging yourself. I heard some 13 yo girl did that because somebody made fun of her on the internet. Its your turn rat boy.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
And there you have it folks. A liberal when confronted with information he doesn't know will gather his facts and consider them carefully before making up his mind. Like when I found out Byrd was a conservative. I thought all the KKK joined the GOP when Johnson signed the 1964 civil liberties act. Cons on the other hand think they already know everything so they never need to actually think. Thanks for all your help saga. You've been a perfect lab rat in this demostration.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
"How about this guy." Best joke by far.
Keep up the good work.
Rajaat99 4 years ago 2
Why are you looking here Rajaat. The joke is in your mouth.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
I was trying to post a reply to MOS's rude and inaccurate comment but it's not working. Are replies to him blocked?
sagacioussue 4 years ago
No, you should be able to.
newsbusted 4 years ago
Rude? I'm continually amazed at the sniveling that goes on among people who cheered the murder of a million innocent Iraqis. I remember how gleeful you sick f***s jumped about at the carnage. Inaccurate? How about the run up to the war? 6 months tops and it will pay for itself. Idiots. KKKarl Rove of late has taken to blaming the war on Congress and still you mindless drones don't catch on. That HAS to be brain damage.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Master of Nothing - you are a lunatic. No one cheered the murder of anyone - especially some fictional million people. You are so delusional, paranoid and frightened by everything that your leaders tell you to fear. Someone tells you a million people died and you blindly accept it. Karl Rove has never been and is not a member of the KKK unlike the prominent Senator (DEMOCRAT)Byrd. Talk about mindless and brain damage - the shoe seems to fit you there buddy.
sagacioussue 4 years ago 2
Well you're right about one thing. One milliion is just the best estimate available. Plus two million displaced from their homes. Despite our nation's ability to tell us exactly how many Iraqis had voted in their mockery of an election 4+ years into this thing there isn't even a reliable estimate of how many innocent people you sick f***s got killed. Why doesn't that bother you? Brain damage is why. Why can't you people learn? Brain damage.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Do the math brain damaged one and tell me how many that equates to per day and what % of the Iraqi population that would be. Sorry - those kind of figures have been completely debunked. You are a sick F**K to use your words if you think anyone is happy about innocent people dying. Your also a sick F**K (your words) for not caring about all the innocent people killed and tortured by Sadaam and in Darfur and Cuba and everywhere else that dictators kill and torture innocents.
sagacioussue 4 years ago 2
Let me make this very easy for you saga. Everything and I mean EVERYTHING you think you know is complete bulls***. It doesn't hold up for 2 seconds to an open minded investigation. If you would do your homework you would quickly learn that most of those dictators INCLUDING Saddam were put in power by the CIA. Youtube "Why We Fight". It will blow your mind.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Oh that's your problem your mind is open and your brains fell out.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Karl Rove is the grandson of Karl Heinz Roverer, the Gauleiter of Oldenburg. Roverer was Reich-Stat halter or Nazi State Party chairman for the region of Germany that the Rove or Roverer family is from. Heir Roverer was also the senior engineer in the Roverer Sud-Deutche Ingenieurburo A. G. Engineering -- the firm built the Birkenau death camp.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Oh so in your warped mind sins of the father (not that I agree with you - don't know anything about Roves father and don't care)are to be taken out on the son. Real intelligent philosophy there. Byrd committed his own sins and he's okay but lets condemn a conservative for their fathers actions. Talk about brain damage
sagacioussue 4 years ago 2
Wikipedia says "Byrd received a "liberal" rating of 65.5% by the National Journal — higher than six other Democratic senators."
That would make him the 7th most conservative Democratic senator. I think you just proved my point once again.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Anything is proof when you are paranoid. The fact is Lieberman had a more liberal record than him and they kicked Lieberman out but continue to support Byrd. Wake up - no - don't - go to bed.
sagacioussue 4 years ago 2
BTW rat boy I wish they'd throw all the conservative maggots out of the Democratic Party. The clearer the line in the sand the stronger our victory will be in 2008 just as it was in 2006. Now go put a gun in your mouth. You disgust normal people.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Sorry - I seemed to have made you turn postal. Don't hurt anyone nut case - go get some counseling.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
George Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany. His business dealings, which continued until his company's assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz. Rove Bush both from Nazi families. Coincidence? I think not.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
You really are a paranoid kook.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Nice. You forgot, the late US senator Prescott Bush, when you did a copy and paste of the Saturday September 25, 2004 article by Ben Aris in Berlin and Duncan Campbell in Washington. This was a pretty good article though if you read more than what was copied & pasted by sponge master. Did he or did he not? I'm not sure. There is a lot to point either way.
miami131313 4 years ago
One thing that does catch my eye though is the 60 years later thing. Sponge master, your good at this conspiracy thing. Most libs are (man made global warming). Have you done a little research on the 2 former slave labourers and why at a time just before a presidential election in 2004 did they just suddenly come forward with this most important civil action against the Bush family when it just so happened that a guy named Bush was running?
miami131313 4 years ago
miami lets talk about man made global warming shall we? Righties claim its just the earth's natural cycle. Well tell me something. If your life depended on a burrow to survive and you saw your burrow was struggling under a heavy load to the extent that it might kill him would you throw bricks on his back because you didn't figure a little more would hurt him any? Why can't conservative brains function?
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Nice work on changing the subject. We have this one covered too. This ones probably easier. Mars, too, appears to be enjoying more mild and balmy temperatures. In 2005 data from NASA's Mars Global Surveyor and Odyssey missions revealed that the carbon dioxide "ice caps" near Mars's south pole had been diminishing for three summers in a row.
miami131313 4 years ago
For many years now, human-caused climate change has been viewed as a large and urgent problem. In truth, however, the biggest part of the problem is neither environmental nor scientific, but a self-created political fiasco. Consider the simple fact, drawn from the official temperature records of the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, that for the years 1998-2005 global average temperature did not increase (there was actually a slight decrease)
miami131313 4 years ago
I wonder whatever happened to the good ole global cooling days of 1975? or better yet global warming days of 1934?
miami131313 4 years ago
I wonder who the libs were that convinced these people who were probably very able minded and bodied at this time of their lives to bring about such an important action at this time.
miami131313 4 years ago
Miami its nice to see someone from the right who can actually argue intelligently. That's more rare than a 1933 Double Eagle. However the vast majority of the scientific community disagree with you and those who agree are mostly hand picked by the Bush administration. Kind of like the mass murdering freaks in the Pentagon commission who told Bush it would be ok to attack Iraq when all the real intelligence experts said it wouldn't.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Anyone can claim anything as you libs often do.
It's funny when there's any evidence linking a Democrat to fowl play, you'll lay down your French philosophy and fight to the death to defend them, but when some information that could hurt a Republican gets made up or has some holes in it that it could be questioned, it must be true and all facts that could destroy your kook conspiracy theories must be left out.
miami131313 4 years ago
miami do you know how many right wing idiots actually think that Bill Clinton left a trail of more than 100 dead bodies in his wake? This despite the $12 million dollar investigation into every waking moment of his and his wifes life. And what did you prove? Hillary lost money in white water and her husband got a bj from a consenting adult female. For every lie you sick twisted psychos tell about libs there are mountains of evidence against your own.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
I wasn't even talking about James McDougal, Ron Brown, James Bunch, Bill Shelton, Mary Mahoney, Hershell Friday, Barry Seal, Paul Wilcher, Gandy Baugh, Vince Foster, Ed Willey, Florence Martin, or Danny Casolaro I'm talking more in the lines of Sandy Burgler, Wen Ho Lee, Chinagate.
miami131313 4 years ago
It's so pathetic that people like yourself are actually running the coutry, some of them in congress, some on the courts. You somehow can see so clearly that Bush was working with the Nazis over 60 years ago with 50/50 evidence and hear say at best by journalist years ago, gee I wonder if they were as unbiased as they are now,
miami131313 4 years ago
but it doesn't even sound remotely rediculous to you that all of these people most of which were murdered in almost the same fassion and they all were closely tied to the Clintons, whether witnesses or investigators or financial people. Just like you said earlier, coincidence? I think not.
miami131313 4 years ago
I guess I complimented you too soon miami. You mean you're really stupid enough to think Clinton is guilty of all that yet the only thing they could find to impeach him on was lying about an affair? You can't really be that stupid can you?
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
According to what you just said, then what was your point about Prescott. He was found guilty of nothing and yet you believe that garbage. If witnesses, and others who are investigating or getting ready to come forth with evidence disappear, how could someone get impeached?
miami131313 4 years ago
His companies assets were taken away. He was too well connected to go to prison. Much like your pet chimp when he was caught for insider trading. Jesus you believe some amazingly stupid things.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
You can fool yourself and I'm sure many others who have young minds that are easily swayed to a victims type of thinking. I don't need a website to tell me anything about the Clintons or people like them. Who did what, when, & why? I don't know.
miami131313 4 years ago
Thats the one thing we can agree on miami. You don't know a damned thing about anything. You people are completely psychotic.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
You can say what you want and laugh yourself silly with these stupid studies about conservatives all day, personally I don't believe in them. Most libs like yourself are a product of how successful this nation has been.
miami131313 4 years ago
Of course you don't believe them. In order to believe them your brain would actually have to function beyond a level of believing any stupid thing you hear from the right while being to intellectually dishonest and just plain stupid to verify anything you hear from the left.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
You people are so bored with nothing to do, but dream up conspiracies. Used to be you'd be farming, working in the steel mills, logging, or mining, something that might make a man out of you. You know and I know that while you may joke about hating conservatives the truth is you need people like us to defend this nation.
miami131313 4 years ago
America needs you maggots for protection like Germany needed the SS and the Gestapo. A lot of the people who served in this war may have been conservatives when they left but they're coming back as liberals. In 2006 at least 10 veterans of Iraq or the post-9/11 military launched Democratic campaigns for the House of Representatives because they opposed Bush's Iraq policy.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
we make up conspiracies. everything i ever hear form the right wing is "leftist conspiracy" this and leftist conspiracy that. we have proof for our conspiracies. hillary may be adyke. but homophobes are just mad because they cant get laid if sum 1 wants to start a discussion bout gays ill win, imposible for me not 2
badreligion333 4 years ago
oh STFU moron
VinceP1974 4 years ago
seriously try me on gay marrriage and oh liberals always win throughout hsitory those who wanted woment to vote liberal those who didnt wanted to CONSERVE the way things were same for the revoluitonary war slavery etc
badreligion333 4 years ago
Yes, you do make up conspiracies. Or didn't you mean Hillary's talking (and talking (and talking (and talking))) about this Vast Right Wing Conspiracy that was out to get her?
It isn't clear why you thought it necessary to put a comment about that here, though.
seybernetx 4 years ago
who said i like hilary shes not the type of liberal i am and there was a small bit of truth to that anyway, and your not doing it right now???
badreligion333 4 years ago
ww w.snopes.c om/politics/clintons/bodycount.a sp remove the spaces, read it & quit being a fool. "Body count" lists aren't a new phenomenon. List every dead person with even the most tenuous of connections to your subject. It doesn't matter how these people died, or how tangential they were to your subject's life. The longer the list, the more impressive it looks. Readers will be too weary to wonder what could possibly be relevant about the death of Clinton's mother's chiropractor.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
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NOT FUNNY
doboy09 4 years ago
Hey whaddabout Duncan and Tancredo? The ENEMEDIA doesn't like them at all. That should tell you a lot about them right there!
rawcatslyentist 4 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
When debating conservatives remember that numerous studies over the last 50 years have conclusively proven that conservative brains simply don't function. Their CRT scans show minimal activity in brain areas that deal (or are supposed to deal) with conflicting information. It's a fact. Google "conservative brains" and see for yourself. And they have numerous deep seated personality defects. Extreme levels of fear for one. Google "republican child molestors". The list goes on for a city block.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
and democrats report poor mental health across the board that means most liberals are just insane
gismotech 4 years ago 3
That's perhaps one of the most stereotypical comments I've ever read. The notion that all conservatives are somehow disturbed is, well, for lack of a better term, bullshit.
Hanky13 4 years ago
Of course all conservatives are disturbed. How else can you explain the fact that 29% of Americans and its ONLY 29% still support George W. Bush. Not only does the mountain of evidence against him never phase these people they don't even see it. The corporate media doesn't let them for one. But they can't even figure out the obvious. Its brain dysfunction. Look it up.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
You are sounding a little scared and paranoid there - as if you are ruled by fear. I guess you don't fit your own mold. Who would of thunk it.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Apparently your mental disability also precludes you from being able to tell the difference between fear and anger. I would gladly lay down my life defending America from the likes of you fascists. BTW I'm a vet. Since you righties love the war so much why aren't you there? Our military should be bursting at the seams with conservatives volunteering to serve in Iraq.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Anyone can say they are a vet. Who knows if you are or are not. Many liberals do lie about who they are though so sorry if I don't take your word for it.
The majority of people serving are conservatives, that's why conservatives want military votes counted and liberals don't. Wise up there Sponge Bob.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Also - I'm sure your limited thinking ability wouldn't allow you to see the connection between feer and Anger there Sponge Bob master
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Don't feel compelled to post every stupid thing that comes into your mind there saga. You'd be better off spending that time verifying the information I'm giving you. Start by youtubing "why we fight parts 1-4". Unless you're afraid you might actually learn something.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Verify your paranoid ramblings? It's already clear to all that conservatives want dictators everywhere. If there are two dictators who could get power we want the most evil to win and we support them. We prefer that they are so evil that they threaten even us and we can start a war with them. We just love war and love to see innocents killed. - That was sarcasm there Sponge Master. Normal people would recognize it. Sweet Dreams or err - enjoy your nightmares- what ever.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Stupid rat boy. The following is well documented but you're too lazy and stupid to look it up.
In August 1953 a CIA coup overthrew Iran's Mohammed Musaddiq and installed the Shah in power. The overthrow of Musaddiq lay in his decision to nationalise oil operations. The Shah subsequently used widespread repression and torture in a dictatorship that lasted until the 1979 Islamic revolution.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
MasertOfSmear -- Let's test your drivel:
* James Brady BEFORE shot in the head -- Conservative.
* James Brady AFTER shot in the head -- Liberal.
OUCH!
TylerNull 4 years ago
And here we have another conservative who thinks that there's really substance to his idiotic remarks. Plain and simple. CRT studies have repeatedly shown that the parts of conservative brains that are supposed to deal with conflicting and complex issues do not function. The way you counter that argument is to produce studies that show they do. But there aren't any. So you just make stupid remarks.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Google these two things:
* republicans better sex
* republicans better mental health
If you haven't figured out by now that any study you pick flattering Democrats can't be balanced with one flattering Republicans, please notice, thanks.
newsbusted 4 years ago
Both of which can be attributed to the fact that republicans typically have more money than democrats. But that money also insulates you from many problems in the world. Problems that are made worse by people that are allowed to vote on things they don't understand. Dick Chaney is very liberal when it comes to his lesbian daughter. That's because he knows something about the issue. Conservatism is based on ignorance.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
yeah and studies show sex is better when your high
badreligion333 4 years ago
MasterofSmear,
Google this: Leftist Delusion.
There is NEVER a time when Leftists DON'T attempted to enshroud their bestial mysticisms in "science". In fact, forcing the peasantry to fund it is one of their holy sacraments.
Soviet (socialists) "studies" "proved" that homosexuality was a mental disorder.
Nazi (socialists) "scientists" "proved" the superiority of the "Arian Race".
STUNNINGLY, regressive dupes today are witnessed BOASTing of such vile ploys -- even on YouTube.
TylerNull 4 years ago
There is NEVER a time when Leftists DON'T attempted to enshroud their bestial mysticisms in "science". In fact, forcing the peasantry to fund it is one of their holy sacraments.
That's the dumbest thing I ever read in my life.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
How do you account for the number of American conservatives who supported Hitler? Did you know corporate America tried to overthrow FDR and instill Fascism in this country? Bush's grandfather to name one.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
MasterOfSmear,
You confuse the Nazi socialists with conservatism and depravity with mental capacity.
1) Nazi's (and their supporters on both sides of the pond) were Socialists (Leftists).
2) Nazi scientists had rather well functioning brains that produced many technological advances in several areas. They were also depraved. The two don't correlate.
TylerNull 4 years ago
(continued)
3) Yeah, FDR's (Communist) "New Deal" won out over Capitalism -- that's nothing to brag about as its Ponzi schemes are swallowing America.
4) Capitalism is the opposite of Fascism. Contrary to the Leftists rejection of the English language.
(Your Leftist mysticisms far exceed the YouTube word limit.)
TylerNull 4 years ago
5) You need to keep up -- Bush isn't running for election. You need to start smearing Giuliani and such with your Leftist mantras.
TylerNull 4 years ago
You need to keep up. Giuliani is falling behind Huckabee. You remember Huckabee don't you? He's the guy who released the rapist / mass murderer back into society for political reasons. How come every one of your candidates is a f***ing psycho?
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
MasterOfSmear,
Releasing murderous savages back into society is the core of Democrat policy. Are you complaining because he released only one, that Republicans consider that an error, or that the murderous savage wasn't nominated for a Nobel Peace prize?
Say hi to Tookie Williams for me.
TylerNull 4 years ago
Tyler you can't possibly be as stupid as your remarks indicate. Be honest. You're trying to be a douche bag aren't you? If you maggots ever saw yourselves as you really are I wouldn't have to try talking you into suicide. You'd just do your civic duty. You disgust normal people.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
MasterOfSmear,
Normal people?
Censoring veteran groups for the crime of thanking US soldiers (NBC), punishing The Boy Scouts of America for refusing to submit to homosexual rapist troop leaders (ACLU), rewarding sadistic multiple murders on death row with a Nobel Peace Prize nomination (Tookie Williams), ...
Humanity is painfully aware of what Democrats consider "normal". That I can disgust people like you brings me joy.
TylerNull 4 years ago
he wasnt a fucking rapist he was just gay thats all most rape of little boys is done by straight men
badreligion333 4 years ago
"... most rape of little boys is done by straight men" -- bad
Thus we witness, yet again, the absolute denial of reality required to cling to Leftist theology. Here, redefining homosexual sex -- a male having sex with another male -- as "straight". Priceless.
Liberalism is just a bad joke against humanity.
TylerNull 4 years ago
most of the guys who molest young boys are married to women or are self proclaimed striaght look it up dont just fucking go out there and say shit you know nothing about
badreligion333 4 years ago
You suggest you are not denying reality specifically because homosexual rapists are denying reality.
Again, the appearance of brute stupidity by Liberal devotees is just a mask for their rabid devotions.
TylerNull 4 years ago
so you said he was a gay child molester you probably called him a child molester because hes gay and i just showed you that they may be gay but there married and proclaim to be striaght openly gay men rarely molest little kdis and your statement would be the same as saying all straight men molest little girls
badreligion333 4 years ago
guiliani got caught using on duty cops to drive his mistress around adn walk her dogs and everyone talks about clintons blowjobs hows that for you
badreligion333 4 years ago
"...everyone talks about clintons blowjobs" -- bad
No, only Democrats use the term to belittle their federal sexual harrassment laws; those they shoved down your throat; those used to destroy the careers of citizens whose devotion to Leftist mysticism is not absolute.
Interestingly, Democrats don't find it funny unless they're the ones violating federal law. Then they're all giggles.
Liberalism is a severe mental disorder.
TylerNull 4 years ago
so your saying rapes ok thats actually waht you just said and how is that a sexual harrasment issue, it was fucking consensual goddamit your throwing shit out there with no basis to it what so ever next your going to tell me saddam and osama were friends-wrong they wanted to kill eachother so why are we in iraq?
badreligion333 4 years ago
You giggle over old men using their young underlings mouths as toilets, and now pretend you were talking about rape. Stunningly, trying to jump to the topic of global Muslim bloodlust -- yet another Leftist denial.
Liberals are keenly aware of their depravities, which is why their tactics are all about deception, obfuscation, denial, and other treacheries. Merely acknowledging Liberalism is sufficient to jeopardize it -- it's that repugnant to human nature.
TylerNull 4 years ago
ok you do realize that normal muslims are peaceful because its actually a religion of peace and these men are no different from crusaders they have a stronger belief in god than even you sir
badreligion333 4 years ago
The filth of Islamic Fascism is warring on all people of all nations they infest on continents across the globe, blaming their victims and hold mass celebrations of their bloodsport, and you call them a religion of peace.
Liberals and Islamic Fascists have been marching in lock-step agreement since 9/11.
TylerNull 4 years ago
wow were the ones who dont want to fight and those are only extremeist to say islamic in general is nothing but racist and where are you getting this crap, those are only those who interperet the text oddly the same way the crusaders interpereted the bible differently its not islams teachings just jihadist teachings in muhammeds time anyone who believed in the bible the qu'ran or the torah was a "person of the book" and a normal citizen
badreligion333 4 years ago
atleast they werent exectuting the retarded
badreligion333 4 years ago
"atleast they werent exectuting the retarded" -- bad
Liberals squeal like stuck pigs whenever IQ tests are administered, except of course when they can use it as an excuse to protect the most sadistic, prolific murders -- the most sacrosanct members of their constituency. It's the only group they refuse to execute, unlike babies, retarded babies, and recovering coma patients.
Abort Liberalism.
TylerNull 4 years ago
where did that come from squel like pigs about iq tests the guy had fucking downsyndrome and had no idea he killed anyone and about abortion its not alive unless its alive on its own (so i dont like the idea of third trimester abortions) your ideology can be applied to shootign a fucking load or a girls period and if you illegalize it girls will just go back to using vaccumes knitting needles coat hangers pouring bleach in their vagina drinking bleach etc and thatll kill them both
badreligion333 4 years ago
Speak English.
You have proven your ignorance of the Liberal position on IQ tests for college admissions and job interviews, yet you still post as if you have a clue.
No, the executed savage you speak of did not have Down's Syndrome.
TylerNull 4 years ago
savage? there were 4
badreligion333 4 years ago
There were many more than four convicted murderers executed, thankfully. Which of the convicted murders are you morning over, Liberal?
Total Abortions since 1973: 48,589,993
Torturing the human fetus to death is the holy sacrament of Liberal theology.
TylerNull 4 years ago 2
no i ment for retarded convicted murderers and people would still be getting abortions if it were illegal itd just be killing both its not a life yet becuase it could die in the womb its part of the mother not the normal world i said third trimester abortion is fucked up but not first and second partial birth abortions are fucked up also, but girls will go back to pouring bleach in their vaginas etc if its illegalized again adn thatll hurt them both
badreligion333 4 years ago
you do realize liberals always win in civil rights right? when it was slavery the liberals wante to greatly change things the conservatives wanted shit the same, that applies to everything from jim crow laws to womens right to vote to gay marriage face it when your like 90 years old and gay marriage is normal your grankids will think your a bigot. if youll even have grandkids
badreligion333 4 years ago
Civil Rights?
Democrats first treason against the USA was the Civil War, wherein they claimed a "right" to secede from the Union for the purpose of maintaining their human-slave-based economy.
Democrats today proudly discriminate against Asians in college entrance metrics. The blatant racism of the Democrat party hides under many flowery names. One of them is "Affirmative Action". It's still racism, and it is despicable.
TylerNull 4 years ago
yes and you do realize the democratic party and the republican party have changed sides on these issues, thats not racism yeah it fucks some people over but i watched a documentary of the kkk on the history channel adn they refered to them as the radical right, not left
badreligion333 4 years ago
No, Repubicans are not Democrats. Try another, less obvious, lie.
The KKK? They were Democrat spawned racists, in Democrat run towns in Democrat run cities in Demcorat run Counties in Democrat Slave States after Democrats lost the war against America to keep black slaves.
Stop trying to smear Democrat stench on others.
TylerNull 4 years ago 2
dude idk if you know shit about history but the dems are know teh republicans and vice versa at around that time the south were the dems the north the republicans and history teacher hsitory buff hell anyone who knows shit about history will tell you they pretty much swaped with eachotehr wasnt it the democrat party adn the democratic republican party back then anyway?
badreligion333 4 years ago
homsexuality is proven to not be a choice by the way and the religion argument is void because of the fucking constitution, why is gay marriage illegal? and its not about religion in the law itself either churches marry gay people all the time its not about the word marraige either its about equality right to see eachotehr in medical situations right to decide waht to do in a tery shivo like situation and joitn custody pensions and taxes are what its about, whys it illegal?
badreligion333 4 years ago
Tyler we are no longer in a capitalist system. We are in a corporatist system now. Google "Betrayal of Adam Smith" and try to learn something. Communist China is a capitalist system which proves you don't need an ounce of freedom to have capitalism. In fact it tends to get in the way. Fascism is defined as the joining of corporate power with government power. Why don't you people know any damned thing? Oh yeah. Because your brains don't function.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Try using the English language. Fascism has nothing whatsoever to do with individuals voluntarily working with each other (corporations) for the purpose of creating and selling goods and services to people who buy them voluntarily (customers).
Seriously, give the English language a chance, and lay off your Italian Fascist's portrayal of America.
TylerNull 4 years ago
Yeah wouldn't it be great if that was what's really happening? But its not. What's happening is that corporations like Walmart are shipping our jobs overseas then getting tax brakes for doing it. Then they underpay people in this country to sell the crap and send them down to the welfare office to get food stamps because they can't eat on what they're being paid. Why can't your brain function?
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
MasterOfSmear,
You first regressed from topic smears to stale ones. Here you regress to recantation of Leftist mythology. Worse yet, you forgot to invoke the wrath of your Thermometer Gods.
Perhaps you need a nap.
TylerNull 4 years ago 2
Tyler the problem with Hitler's fascism and the problem with Stalin's communism is exactly the same. Its not the economic platform its the extreme conformism without a shred of conscience. And that as everyone knows is a conservative trait.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
MasterOfSmear,
You need to learn Left from Right -- "the problem" is they are both socialists -- that's Left not Right.
The Democrat's "problem" is their politics are in lock-step agreement with both. Actually, it's a point of pride amongst Democrats. Only those on the Right consider such traits a problem.
TylerNull 4 years ago
This coming from the Sponge Bob who thinks liberal studies saying conservatives are less intelligent, more disturbed and frightened than liberals. What a joke - hate to squeeze your sponge there but the differences in brain activity are due to male(right brain dominant) vs female (left brain dominant) the majority of men are conservative vs women liberal. Learn to think for yourself. Stop being a sponge to liberal propaganda.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
I should add that MOS's childish interpretation still isn't correct for men vs woman. Men are not less intelligent etc... There are positives and negatives to being right or left brain dominant. If you see grey when it's really black or white - that's not too smart. Right brained people are often better decision makers.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Where did you get this nonsense? No where in any of the studies does it indicate gender had anything to do with it. Have you even read the studies? The only question is whether conservative thinking causes a lack of activity in the brain or whether a lack of activity in the brain causes conservatism. Or perhaps they feed on each other. Somehow 29% of the American people are so stupid they still think Bush is a good leader. You have to be idiots. Case closed.
MasterOfSparks 4 years ago
Duh- that is the point Sponge Bob. They don't mention gender but they need to. You can't show causation when you don't control for gender differences. Wake up. Men's brains operate differently than womens - it's a fact. It's also a fact that more men are conservative and more women are liberal. Before you start calling your own gender inferior you better do some more research. There are positive and negatives to both types . It looks like you missed out on all them though.
sagacioussue 4 years ago
Jodie is hot!
methylmania 4 years ago 4
Awesome show!
Coyote1911 4 years ago 3
What a silly show!
bo3of 4 years ago
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what an informative news program, i learned....nothing! i guess thats the point of conservative news,if they ever learned anything all their beliefs would be turned upside down. The jokes didnt even make sense, especailly the one about the teddy bear... just terrible
jesusninjapants 4 years ago
Come back once you learn the definition of "satire" and how it differs from "news" That you think it's actually news program and is supposed to have jokes is problematic in and of itself.
mainelymusic 4 years ago 5
she's cool
100100113 4 years ago 3
When is Selanne coming back?
errr wait...the newsbusted...yep I'd totally dork that chick upside-down, Brick Majors style, yo
satanichandpuppet 4 years ago
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Wow this is awful.
selannefan 4 years ago
Another drive-by bedwetting lib I see. It must be tough being so angry all the time.
gdz4321 4 years ago 7
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No, not a "bedwetting lib". I just didn't find a single joke funny. No wonder they had to edit in a laugh track.
selannefan 4 years ago
This was one of their best episodes. If you didn't find it funny you are either one of two things: 1) a person with no sense of humor, 2) a bed-wetting liberal who is incapable of making fun of your fellow Democrats.
gdz4321 4 years ago 7
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This is hilarious(not the video of course). One person states their opinion that they didnt think the jokes were funny and everyone gets their panties in a bunch. The show just seems like a very amateur stand up routine to me, regaudless of the subject. It doesn't matter if you are a liberal or not. You can still tell it's not funny.
selannefan 4 years ago
Aw did the uptight liberal get their feewings hurt? Can't take a joke? God I hate closeminded liberals. Or I should just say liberals.
Coyote1911 4 years ago 3
Well, I guess the comment on Gore wan't a joke, just old fasion truth....
TwoCinn 4 years ago 5
How many egg McMuffins?
Dog480 4 years ago 3
All good except for the fact that the guy was a brigadier general... pity he knows nothing about enlisted life and how it'd affect it.
mainelymusic 4 years ago 3
I read that he wasn't actually a BG. That was his state-national guard rank and isn't recognized federally.
birdyb24 4 years ago 6
Hrm, that's an odd way for things to work, but I had heard something about Arnold being involved in his promotion to Gen. Thanks for the clarification. Spent time in the usmcr, and our rank was our rank, guess the guard does it differently.
mainelymusic 4 years ago 3
Yep, I was USN and am USAFR. Both Active and Reserve are Federal positions. Guard is a State job. The rank structure is the same, but your employer is different. Your right... open gays may even get hurt on active duty.
euroc1 4 years ago 3
Ha Ha. OwlGore does lack actual scientific knowledge. Ask a global warming nut what the ideal temperature of the Earth should be. Also why the Earth has only warmed 1.3 degrees in the last 100 years.
truthforamerica 4 years ago 7
Good stuff, Algore and CBS! haha
LiberalshateAmerica 4 years ago 5
The girl is CUTE CUTE CUTE! and funny!!
Mendol2 4 years ago 7
Best one EVER imo! ;D
<3 Jody Miller. This stuff only got truly great once she took over... ;)
scottfreitas 4 years ago 7
Always fun!
fdartmouth 4 years ago 6
This was great!
ajm9797 4 years ago 6
I adored the CBS alGore joke!
This is a good series...still laughing.
slicedsky 4 years ago 8
Outstanding! Hilarious! Poignant!
A Triple Threat.
TylerNull 4 years ago 5