Showdogs Moms and Dads: Crazy Vagina Lady

[barrydeez]

Years later, I just cant get enough of this clip. I especially like when she gets out of the car with it in reverse @1:10

[roycestevens37]

I am wondering where the improper remarks are?

[RatPfink66]

WHADDIFIT WAZ A CHI-YULD!!

WHADDIFIT WAZ A CHI-YULD!!

LIKE ONNEADEZE KIDS!!!

[tbaby27]

HE BITES MY LABRADOR IN THE PENIS LMMFAO

[tbaby27]

i remember seeing this the first time on the show, omg i was rollin in the floor lmmfao

[DimSimToughBitch]

why is it so many people don't desex their dogs? especially the male ones? unless they're showdogs they have no excuse.

[GracieAncelotti]

LOL the lady is actually making me LOL

[littletourniquet898]

I mean GenericChristJesus

[littletourniquet898]

Bahahaha @ GeneticChristJesus

[thecico12345]

THATS WHY WE SHOULD ALL KILL THOSE STUPID LITTLE RATS

[mrsbeasleysass]

Maybe her vagina smells like Alpo?

Me no likey that, no good.

[bluflutterbys]

bagina attack dogs are the worst.

[mrsszmanda07]

ahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

[DjNeek272]

POLICIA!

[EAsportz1]

we need more lemon pladge

[blackestskyline]

man i would stomp that dogs head in right in front of her... stupid fuckin pointless animal.

[aliasxr]

He bite me in my vagina then he bite labrador penis? WUT?

[GenericChristJesus]

An Next I could totally see this woman saying. " My dog he gets jealous, he thinks you are after my vagina, an I say noooo, eets only for ju. An these once time I had a party and my dog he gets loos and I tells everybody aaaiiiiiiieeee get out, get out, my dog he bite your vagina. An then when I wake up eeeen da morning all my clothes is gone and I dont know what happen, but I no gonna get pregnant, hes vasectomy so I no have babies." koo koo woman.This is old but it's still funny

[liberalyconservative]

no.. mr super man no hear

[theslider08]

Is the dog's name Happy or Harpie?

[YourSkankyMom]

"He can make love...but he won't have babies."

[rcfroggatt]

Shoot the dog and put the woman in jail

[XileLord]

If your dog bites somebody just give them 20 bucks and tell them you're sorry. They will leave you alone. People are easy to tell off with money. My dog is a little fucker to and bites absolutely everybody, that's why we don't bring him around in public. Train your dog wrong and they act like assholes, train them right and they will be normal. Same goes for your child.

[doggie101171]

@XileLord so true. My friend has has a rottweiler, but she(the dog) is the sweetest thing and is so dopey, she wouldn't hurt a fly. Rottweiler's only have a bad rep due to other owners treating them wrong.

[ridingisasport]

Two words: LEASH. LAWS.

[AndrewKlilly]

I would just kick it as hard as I could if it ran up to me. Or stomp it's head.

[FlyinRyan1985]

She sounds like consuella from family guy, lol

[Erinydwi]

@FlyinRyan1985 That's exactly what I was thinking!

[kirbyy]

@FlyinRyan1985 LOL my thoughts exactly!!

[Shadowtroop619]

Omg D:

[LyricLady1027]

LMAO :D

Wow. People are just... Wow.

[mistamurphy07]

oh my god

[nintendaholic]

the words "crazy vagina lady" just made me have to watch.

[ironmtnangel]

That blonde dog-trainer lady seems like a self-righteous bitch.

[Amberduet]

Oh my fucking God!!

I absolutely can't believe this woman said the dog bites her Vagina and her other dog's penis. She's so fucking insane.. hahahaha. If he bites her and she still hasn't trained him, she probably likes to be PINCHED in the vagina.

HAHAHA, but what can I say.. these things makes me laugh a little bit.

[ISmellLikeP00]

he bye me n my balonga

[StellaRoses]

LOL! I feel sorry for these people and the dog, but it's too weired not to be funny. Why doesn't she just muzzle him?

[stephendavisjr]

penis and vagina biter

[thedundeeprincess]

bring in cesar milan, he'll solve the problem

[fenderjerk]

ALL NEW Queer Eye for the Texan Guy

TUES 10/9c

[denny444]

hahahahahahaah

[blackeyes249]

'Happy' is a repeat sexual offender and should be dealt with accordingly...

[Reprahsm]

The relation between dog and woman is strange.

[kdu3142]

they PINCH!

[GenzonKasumi]

You gotta be a faggot to make a scene because little Chihuahua bite you in the leg........really this guy is a pussy

[cstat14]

LMFAO HE BYTEH MEE IN MYE VAHJINAH

[NarutoFanWildGirl]

@cstat14 LOL xD

[housey91]

damn labradors penis

[brandoon111]

HE BIE ME IN MY BAGINA

[rival480]

Lol she's stupid.

[ROFLBLACKPEOPLE]

LOL BLACK PEOPLE

[sugreev2001]

LMAO...that was unexpectedly funny.

[dethfield]

This HAD to be staged. I mean, it's like something out of Borat.

BORAT: My a sister have dog that bite her vagine, so she give it to my cousin, who got AIDS because he make a sexy time without his jar of gypsy tears.

[jibblejubs]

does the carpet match the curtains?

[Amberduet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[HollyBee9000]

BAGINA

[staringintotheabyss]

Deport her and have the dog shot at point blank. Zero tolerance.

[1uhot4]

he bites me in my virgina two times!

[grantgustiniss]

ROFLMAO

[fordfanatixx]

i feel bad for her!

[FOBlink182]

Oh my God the police is here..

lol

[devol264]

lol its not her fault, i bet the reason the dog bites because the lady is so fucking annoying.

[TheMan1510]

I can teach that dog not to bite people anymore...

dumb foreigners...

[frijolitouk]

Call Caesar Millan, I want to see that episode!

[AfroWolfe]

(dot) rathergood (dot) com/bite

[suzbailey23]

YES, AfroWolfe... BRILLIANT!

[slou1]

It looka like a man.

[grenadianmed]

His name is "Happy"....because of all the pussy he's been eating...LOL

[LittleLadyyS]

HAHAHHAAHAH nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Creepybabies]

@grenadianmed

Of course you know, he can make love but no babies.

[budderz]

they don't hurt just pinch..lol

[monkeybean02]

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[musicbrazil]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sirenthere]

soooooo funnyyyy

[ladydeathdp]

Dumb ass corporate white guy what a pussy I would have kicked the shit out of that dog even if it TRIED to bite me. And you assholes making fun of her spanish accent it's fucking hillarious, yet if you try to speak another language you would sound equally as stupid!

[bermyWHAT]

you kick the shit outta the dog you get arrested for animal abuse. smartest thing to do is file a report

[Adustion]

You're not going to get arrested for kicking a dog that's trying to bite you. You're allowed to defend yourself.

It'd still be smarter not to kick it since that's probably just going to make it more determined to bite you but it's ridiculous to say it's animal abuse to kick a dog that is fucking biting you.

[JackSkellingtonfan2X]

and you don't already sound stupid.

Way to hate puppies, assholes.

[consect]

so are you really into dp?

[jonahhervs22]

omg! that was hilarious!

[bulllog1]

lol its funny how she says vagina

[BFSPirate1031]

lol i almost feel bad for the lady...she's so blissfully unaware of her surroundings...

LOL HE BITES HER IN THE VAGINA

[23lotusblossoms]

i don't know what was more disturbing... her vagina story.. her hair color... or her freaking scary voice!

[wiiman199]

lmao

[iRawrrBabee]

omg hahahhahahahahahahahhhhahahhaa­a

[funboy1492]

it's not my fault i didn't to dadadadadad nanananana fafafafafafa eeeeeee hahahaha gagagagaga aoaoaoao oh no it's the popo let's get the f out of here sasasasasa

[luigilover11]

omg its not the dogs fault he's so agressive geeze that stupid man i wish i could just punch his freaking face in

[poppiesrule]

shut up dickhead

[LittleLadyyS]

STFO and STFU dog loverr... he outs to die.

[blackeyes249]

dumbass, so i suppose its not the dog's fault when it moulds a baby to death. ur bout as stupid as the woman dog-owner. that dog needs castrating or put down.

[Vincenty90]

ITS NOT MY FAULT, I TOLD YOU TO RUN.

[Shadpro]

ROFLMAO on the part that starts at 1:32

[dolcevitausa]

INSANE!

[bmusiclovr]

Like a man. He can make love, but he won't have babies.

[rockinURshins]

WTF? He bite me in my vagina

I no want him to

And he bites de labrador on his penis

Lady you and your dog are fucked up

[brynn]

lmao

[5pedorro7]

that dog is not HHhhaaappyyyyyyyyy.... with her...lol

[Fofogstandard]

the name of the dog is HAPPY!!! LOL..she's crazy..oh that vagina lady

[HelloKittyxNyappy]

XDDDDDD!!

[ForestBasenji]

ROFL!!! Haven't laughed this hard at a Youtube video in a LONG time. People seriously need to realize that being "little" doesn't excuse dogs from dangerously aggressive behavior. If this was a bigger dog, somebody would have euthanized it by now.

[Riaz125]

lol, retarded bitch.

[mastajane]

ahahaha i like how the animal cop guy laughs at her..lol.

[Darian10]

Lol, sounds like tht dog likes a ride LOL

[ar15expert]

I hate mush-mouth immigrants. I hate people and their stupid little dogs. I hate people and their lame excuses. I would sue that fat welfare recipient and have her little failure of a dog put out of my misery forever.

[DBW99]

I hate you and your faggy emo bitching... STFU no one cares =)

[dylanDaass]

this woman makes no sense at all!!!! she bite my labrador on the penis, he bite my vagina!!! he had vasectomi, he can have sexy time but van not have baby's

[powerjunkie8]

Whats the dog's name? "Happy" rofl what a loon'

[MyCatMischief]

I could also see this same crazy lady saying something along the lines of. " My dog he thought jew wanted my vagina." An I tells heem " Nooooo eet's only for jew," but he gets so jealous, an I don know what to do. This once time I had this party and my dog, he get loose an I say " iiiiieeeeee, get out, get out. My dog he bite your vagina." An the other ladies leave me with heem an the next morning I wake up an I don know where my clothes are, but I no gonna get pregnante from from heem.

[a1ien]

the.best.

[powerjunkie8]

L M A O ! ! !

RUUUUUUN!!! HE BITES :D

[dylanDaass]

are u being ant semetic?

[MyCatMischief]

No, I was making fun of the lady and trying to imitate her accent. Trying to make the post sound like somthing she would say, the way she'd say it.

[DanTr90]

1:32 FTW

[GoldenPeach21]

LMAO......

Yea, you have to show they who's boss and you have to stay calm with them. It looks like that bite hurt pretty bad.

[EatedWorld]

WTF that's one fuckin perverted dog pfft

[ilah28]

LOL!!!

[CampPitBull]

Well where *does* she want the dog to bite her Labrador? Geez, what a nut. The lady in the red hat has a duty to report her when she sees the dog attempting to bite. Gross.

[HugeDickNick]

my dog bites my balls!

[uberkithe]

hahahahahahahahahah he bite me in my bagina

[curemaster13]

lol "YOU HAVE NOT RRRRRIGHT EITHER!" xD! she puts so much accent on the R xD

[loyolakidd]

this is my dad in this video.

we make fun of him for it all the time and it really pisses him off. hahaaaa

[aojwa]

lol funny it has a vasectomy like a man rofl Run! the dog bites you in the crouch pure evil lol

[hellraiza81]

They just need to send a pitbull or a rotweiler out there to put a good ass whooping on that little mutt. That will put him in his place. Little midget ass dog trying to be tough.

[gODfall]

Wait. what? The dog bite you in the vagina?

[DanTr90]

THE DOG, IT BITES MY VAGINA.

[miss200]

MS.SWANN

[curemaster13]

HAHAHAH xD your comment made my day thank you xD

[PenItFoMeYo]

Shit, let it bite the kiddies. Id laugh.

[Hasbonsita]

Shut the hell up about making rude comments regarding her 'accent' in English, fuck, I bet most of you can't speak a second or third language, fucking morons.

[senser1080]

fuck you I'm trilingual, well, almost on the third

[Hasbonsita]

Aww, that's too bad. I know more languages than you, :) Now go read a book or something.

[senser1080]

Good for you, fucking cunt.

[babylowen]

douche

[papillionbella]

the term is multilingual not trilingual.

[karmicdejavoodoo]

"Your dogs mirror your behaviour"

Very true. Ask anyone that works with animals and they'll tell you that. Dogs pick up on your emotions. If you are high strung, they will be too. A dog that is violent or aggressive usually learned it from their human, or another aggressive dog. That dog needs to be with someone more mellow... They should put both of them on prozac or something.

[muzzleloader89]

he can get a vasectomy like a man. he can make love, but he no have babies.LOL

WHAT THE HELL

[X760819]

If that had happened to me, that dog would've died. She could've sued me all she wanted, but that dog wouldn't have made it another ten feet.

That kind of behaviour is crap; if your dog bites people and you don't take responsibility, expect trouble.

[Jakewantsausername]

"Your dogs mirror your behaviour"

ROFL!

[Sarcose]

All new queer eye for the Texan guy!

[anitalynn7]

Bite the lady who won't shut the hell up She probley hasn't ever had her vagina bitten HAHAH

[LovelyYTRocks]

Dude!

Giving a dog a vasectomy is like giving a dog neuticles after he got neutered!

[wolvesfoxes]

"I tell everyone ruun! the dog es bite!"

"he bite my vagina."

"and when he sees another dog he jump on my vagina cus he so crasy!"

ROFL!!!

[vagisil4eva]

"but his teeths are very small"

[IIIRuin]

Little snappy dogs are the worst. They are little shit stirrers.

[dime4bag]

**at a loss for words**

[Matrix29bear]

Her dog needs a leash and the lady needs some anti-crazy pills.

[UglyChickenDog]

woa! the lady says that your dogs copy your actions... obviously she bites people on their penises LOL

[UglyChickenDog]

haha... Omg, da poliesh es here, he bite me in my my vagina!!!!!! he bites dee labrador on his penis!!

[cita19]

Is this real????? dam lol

[xymox1971]

~YEah the dog is crazy, but little Miss Soccer Mom passing judgment makes me want to puke.

[samanthax0obitch]

lmfao.

[plastikmind]

eeeets not my faulllt! i tell everyone! ruuunnn the dog bites!

you giving me problems its not my fault! its not my fault!

hahahaha

[nikklis]

That's why that immigrant needs a FUCKING LEASH!!!!

[badaznmofo]

sue that bitch... or should i say BITCHES! hahahah

[runj0]

id kill the fucking dog then quarantine that bitch for that annoying ass voice

[HammandClov]

man, she was talking about her vagina a lot. She's disgusting. I think she OFFERED the dog to do that sick crap. "He bites me in my vagina."  THat is the first i have ever heard a woman say that.

[oalejis]

A handgrenade or 2 in her car would solve all problems in seconds.

[enigma413]

Damn. That dog and that woman need neutering.

[pepercat17]

omg this was on bravo's most remorable moments. this clip had my family xcracking up!

[MyCatMischief]

She'd probably also say

eet's no my fault. My dog, he thought ju wanted my vagina, he's a very jealous dog. An I say No, eet's only for ju but he gets all excited an he don't listen to me and he go bite ju anyway, but eet's no my fault.

[MyCatMischief]

And I could see her saying next.

Ju know I had this once people at my house and the dog, he bite all the other ladies vagina, and they leave me there with heem and I say," iiiieeeee get out, get out, my dog he bite your vagina " and ju know they all leave me there with him and then I don't remember what happen after that. Es no my fault.I just take him to the vet and tell them to clean he's bad breath, he no gonna get me pregnant either I get him vasectomy . Koo Koo woman.

[mistertanner]

hahahahahaha

[Lululila67]

she looks like she enjoys the dog biting her crotch.

[ohmysht]

lmfao the dog wants it

[HighLandHotPocket]

"like a man.." lmao I couldn't help but think of Ms. Swan..

[aGcg2H]

This woman isn't reponsible & mature enough to own a pet. She makes excuses, shows no concern for the man who her dog bit, clearly just looking out for herself. I often see dogs running loose, with COLLARS on. People here know there's a leash law; they just don't care. If their dog bites someone, then they'll be bitching & moaning! What stupid people!

[mhaze210]

LOL that "Bites me in my vagina" part caught me WAY OFF GUARD. lol..i just laughed way too loud.

[stevez434]

hahahah

[nawaarimasen]

omg...!!!! too funny. altho i seriously think that she's tried to make her dog please her b4, but was instead bitten... lol

[Bikeman470]

Best clip ever. The poor Labrador, he bites him on his penis.

[joyislow]

she sounds like : zsazsa gabro

[bryanrules0000]

She tried so hard to get her dog to lick her vagina... but instead it just bit it... maybe 2nd try will work... nope... 3's a charm lady.. go for it!

[bsaranya]

OMG!!! Did i hear it right?? the dog's name is happy?? LOL

I don't want to be mean but I can't stop laughing when she repeated

"he bites my VG when he gets crazy!!!"

oh boy...!! LOL

[NickAtcats]

its "Papi" as in the spanish for Dad

[littleAJproductions]

"they dont damage very much they just pinch!" ahahahahahahahaha! dumb!