@xxbl00dr4ngerxx He doesn't even swear at the end.. there's no censoring there he says "I can't do this all day, I just killed two guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair"
haha the whole video was funny but i actually didnt laught till the very end.. "i cant do this all day. i just killed two guys and im going to get the electric chair" lol best part.
A hooker tried to bite you tongue off?!?!?! XD
ahamm95 9 hours ago
People. It's a tongue, not a tonge.
emsteffi 9 hours ago
I LITERALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
MW3beast6969 9 hours ago
Lol I love it!
braselton94 10 hours ago
computers!?! at 0:42!
Calebsagecoppock95 10 hours ago
Back when they didn't make shitty Jake and Amir videos.
matthewtop 11 hours ago
This has been flagged as spam show
keep pressing 9 and it sounds like salsa
superdrummerdude101 15 hours ago
WHY IS THIS A PLAYLIST I AM NEVER GETTING TO SLEEP
magicminer407 15 hours ago in playlist Season 1
So thats were he went
Toxicbulldogz 1 day ago
haha that guy nodded his head like he respected him for calling him a hippo
hello987b 1 day ago
1,878 people were in jail
ThePeace421 1 day ago
Keep pressing 1 really fast , LOL
assasinofpassion 1 day ago
Keep pressing 3 Over again , LMAO!!!!!!!1
assasinofpassion 1 day ago
Holy shit, Doobs is here.
FleaFunkFan69 1 day ago
"A hooker tried to bite your tongue off?"
I dont know why but I find it funny the way he says it. :P
cjcool91 2 days ago
lmfao
HALO3ROCKS90 2 days ago
haha
spartanvison 3 days ago
classic
elfsizedbaconbits 3 days ago
LOOOOOOL FRIGGIN HILARIOUS
natalicious787 3 days ago
press 5 for bit your tongue off?
poolshark24z 3 days ago
And this guys a hippo *guy nobs*
West0n561 3 days ago
I wish I had a grater zip gun
cokeandhalozz 3 days ago
THATS DOOBS!!! omg ive seen this so much and never noticed:O
187onthecop 3 days ago
THATS DOOBS!!! omg ive seen this so much and never noticed:O
187onthecop 3 days ago
...He stabbed the guy 3 three times... wtf
fidos5 3 days ago
"3 stabs, Breakfast.
I'm kidding''
Looooooooooooooooooooooool
BaalsJurisdiction 3 days ago
What the FUCK!?
ArTiCSn1Pe 3 days ago
LMAO
TheDirectorsOfASS 3 days ago
And this guys a hippo *nods*
MrSplatter328 3 days ago 6
holy shit it's DOOBS!!!!!!!
GregSoIs 3 days ago
holy shit it's DOOBS!!!!!!!
GregSoIs 3 days ago
Hooters, cooters, tooters, computers. LOL
DyllassXtreme 4 days ago
wtf is p.c.p
midgy2k10 4 days ago
@midgy2k10 angel dust
nikolaiorelov1908 4 days ago
This was one of the best college humor, lol.
LyricalTroll 4 days ago
You can look up his real mugshot. he looks fucked up
Jamesonlee420 4 days ago
I just killed a guys and im gonna get the electric chair lol
zzzzzushi 4 days ago
yay ill by 10 of those knives i have 65 at home but there not better as tht on the commecial
remibarna799 4 days ago
Hooters, cooters, tooters, computers XDDDDDD
winn
EvermoreMV9 4 days ago
He lie's its 1 stap flesh wound 3 stabs death
MrHumme 4 days ago
o shit!!!
MasterMindEnt830 4 days ago
Thumbs up if you saw this guy on TV recently
Schticky
ITzJaYOhh 5 days ago
@ITzJaYOhh no... ur a thumb whore. get fucked
bRbOrnRuthless 4 days ago
@bRbOrnRuthless lmao
ITzJaYOhh 4 days ago
Watchu GOT! lol
MelanoDono 5 days ago
I LAUGH EVERYTIME
thecrusade89 5 days ago
i want the gratie
Klusignolofan1 5 days ago
thumbs up if you saw the old spice add before this
NarutoFan7066 5 days ago
you know whats funny? in the biggining at 0:46 he said shit, and at the end at 2:03 they censord it...
xxbl00dr4ngerxx 5 days ago
@xxbl00dr4ngerxx He doesn't even swear at the end.. there's no censoring there he says "I can't do this all day, I just killed two guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair"
Deekzlol 3 days ago
@Deekzlol he's talking about that one prisoner, not the Shamwow guy
nightmareX1993 1 day ago
2 steps dead ... and egg slize of ham pickle -> breakfast . im kidding. lmao :D
herkenrothjones 5 days ago
This was stupid.. It makes no sense..
AlejandroN2r2 5 days ago
@AlejandroN2r2 the jokes went over your head then
mattm12124 1 day ago
3 Stabs breakfast
SwaqqRecords 6 days ago
Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life lol
firekid2344 6 days ago
He understands Spanish?
TheSAMVisual 6 days ago
Whats was 0:03 like a drug deal or something?
LittleMKing 6 days ago
any1 else see the editing problem at 1:52
??
jeremih1311 1 week ago
Lmfao
laknuwan 1 week ago
I hired a hooker, she bit my tounge off so I beat the shit out of her........
A HOOKER TRIED TO BITE YO TOUNGE OFF!?!?!?!?!?!
Its ok his butt feels like a bubble bath.
Kelleygarret 1 week ago
he loves his shaven pussy
thegr33k88 1 week ago
There is no 2:11....the world is going to end!
Senosuke228 1 week ago
@Senosuke228 OMG
western0800 6 days ago
If you pause at 0:49, he has that look that says "Shit happens"
beatngo710 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
from hiring hookers to playing with his shticky
Zon3d0ut 1 week ago
just...one...last...collegehumor video.
lollerzorz123 1 week ago
Now he just plays with his shticky.
wolf92193 1 week ago
Ah the good old CH days, when the C didn't stand for Crappy.
BouillonCubeNoob1 1 week ago
back when collegehumor was actually funny! loved it! :P
MrGodlikePro 1 week ago
ShamWow Guy:Hooters cudors tooders cumputors
Random: Computors?! xD
meganorske 1 week ago
Hooters... Cooters... Tutors... Computers... D:/ Computers?
HJtheminer 1 week ago
how did they not get a your gonna love my nuts in there
TheGreyven 1 week ago
From :P to :|
Thanks to the hooker.
boosie1596 1 week ago 125
whered the push up guy go
Najows 1 week ago
If your going to stab someone 2 times just stab once
If your going to stab someone 2 times just stab once
rshweky9 1 week ago
Texas don't give the chair yall mothafuckars are crazy
TheDarthbane2 1 week ago
Next video: Schlinky Guy in Max Security Jail.
Flyspit187 1 week ago
Looks like I should go to prison soon.
evilstephen902 1 week ago
I'm gonna get the electric chair
syncman2x 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
oh is funny because he actually beat a hoker ohhhh
eganfilms 1 week ago
Vince is back
UberMenschNowFilms 1 week ago
i can sell you a thumb up made in Germany you know they make the best stuff
majorityspider 1 week ago
Where are they, Texas? They always use the electric chair.
livfoster33 1 week ago
@livfoster33 Hey don't lump me in with the rest of those red state savages
LatinaVixen91 1 week ago
Alright, I'll buy
Swordmaster10 1 week ago
stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life.
xBoost21x 1 week ago
Oh shit. that zip gun came out of nowhere
lakasfan24 1 week ago
this made me laugh for 20 minutes
937553 1 week ago
DOOBS
Afterburn96 1 week ago
Here you go! Boom! Bim Bam Bam Ribajamjam!
A HOOKER TRYED TO BITE YOUR TOUNGE OFF??
Okay let's talk drugs!
TANGOTAKEDOWN 1 week ago
" its also a zip gun" LOL
Mbostioca 1 week ago
0:38 youre welcome
TheTotalRyan 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
a hoker tryed to bite his tunge off :D
wizerey109 1 week ago 67
@wizerey109 a hooker tried to bite his tongue off
newBRIGHT123 1 week ago
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JamesKingPictures 1 week ago
@wizerey109 And you can't spell for shit.
JamesKingPictures 1 week ago
@wizerey109
*hooker *tried *tongue
BaillieMinecraft 1 week ago
@wizerey109 Nice spelling retard.
KingTrollable 1 week ago
@wizerey109 what the fuck are you saying, kid?
scarsunseen24 1 week ago
@wizerey109 awful spelling
RoflowerPSN 1 week ago
@wizerey109 actually, a 'hooker' tried to bite his 'tongue' off
RatePage 6 days ago
@wizerey109 You spelled "tongue" wrong lmao
Grizzgreenguy 5 days ago
@Grizzgreenguy its funny because you didnt notice it was on purpose and that he also misspelled hooker and tried lmao
BusterCap7 5 days ago
@wizerey109 hoker, tryed, tunge.....stay in school kid. thats pathetic.
pearldrummer20 5 days ago 22
@pearldrummer20 Maybe you should go back to school so you can learn to spell....
MEGAspookyGNAR 1 day ago
@pearldrummer20 *that's
LifelineStudios 22 hours ago
@wizerey109 Holy shit, you are an embarrassment to schools everywhere..
Deekzlol 3 days ago
@wizerey109 flagged that shit as spam. don't try typing a language out you just started learning yesterday.
jonnieos 1 day ago
computers
aguy70 1 week ago
Hahahaha. I wonder if this really happened while he was in jail.
JesterDude36 1 week ago
i just got an add for anime porn? wtf
bakerpd4 1 week ago
Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life
HAHAHAH!
MrCallumThomas 1 week ago
a hooker tried to bite your tongue off? O.O
LMAO
KiraYamato1928 1 week ago
0:50 Hahahaha - Ultimate O-o wtf face
CodyThatGhost 2 weeks ago
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fanges147 2 weeks ago
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fanges147 2 weeks ago
Haha, he killed that guy like it was no big deal.(:
WorstHeartBroken 2 weeks ago
james Bond need this guy :D
asfandiqy 2 weeks ago
i had to pause it because i couldn't breathe because i was laughing so hard =)
chrisw9921 2 weeks ago
who are you talking to
theboggeyman247 2 weeks ago
actualy it was 2:00 sorry
theboggeyman247 2 weeks ago
At 2:02 some one says holy shit
theboggeyman247 2 weeks ago
iwatched this 10x and its still funny..rothfl
akadensetsu 2 weeks ago
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fanges147 2 weeks ago
DOOOBS
TobeHD 2 weeks ago
the pickle is the best part....
Stevesk0011 2 weeks ago
Only in Texas.
leafbladie 2 weeks ago
VINCE IS BACK /watch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg
voldagar 2 weeks ago
Lol that was funny
crazymonkey2004 2 weeks ago
And I thought he was going to get raped.
kingofthebacontreee 2 weeks ago
lmaoo
2012dredre 2 weeks ago
hooters, tutors and computers
KHunnyBear 2 weeks ago
Lmaof!!!!!!
kamil1998kamil 2 weeks ago
I'll buy it
erty358 2 weeks ago
on the magazine it has the word HOTTIEZ on every page
multigamefreak7 2 weeks ago
did anyone notice at 1:53 the video skipped or cut off when the sham wow guy threw the egg at mitch
multigamefreak7 2 weeks ago
guys buy fast... im not gonna be here all day im probably gonna get the electric chair lmfao!
King0fPawns 2 weeks ago
Dammit EXTEND THIS EVEN MORE
ATGOD 2 weeks ago
Hilarious haha
I just killed two guys, I'm gonna get the electric chair.
Chaz194 2 weeks ago
Now remember kids, don't do drugs, they'll teach you Spanish
TheDrazonian 2 weeks ago
Is that fucking Doobs?
lwillfartinyourmouth 2 weeks ago
One stab flesh wound two stabs boom dead
finriss 2 weeks ago
He's back, now with the schticky...
Shadsterwolf 2 weeks ago 2
Watch my videos please?!? Thanks haha:)
HUNTERandWARRENtv 2 weeks ago
Holy shit the last part made me laugh my ass off lmfaooo hes definetly going into the electric chair
mdogg63 2 weeks ago
POPUTERS?
Beowulf562 2 weeks ago
0:49 the guys face is the best and then later1:04 a hooker tried bite ur tongue off i died laughing
dragonhatcher12 2 weeks ago
how was he able to sneak all that stuff into prison? XD
TheDeg5555 2 weeks ago
lmfao
all i gotta say
xThaBroSkiz89 2 weeks ago
The shamwow guy has 1,869 youtube channels
hanumanbearpig 2 weeks ago 48
@hanumanbearpig i thought thats how many inmates he killed?
hifeyracer 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life hahahahhahaha
Habanero11792 2 weeks ago 2
DOOBS!
YEYGamez 2 weeks ago
1:45/1:50 Ok check this out
SoggyMonkeyBoy 2 weeks ago
what jails he in i want to buy all that
Nyoxs 2 weeks ago
why is penis inflation and deflation in the recommended O_O
jasonvoorheesfan606 2 weeks ago
@jasonvoorheesfan606 because of the weird shit you watched before this video
panchociarer 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
press 5, wait, repeat
JamesMBoring1994 2 weeks ago
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JamesMBoring1994 2 weeks ago
One stab flesh wound two stabs dead. Add an egg slice a ham a pickle. Three stabs breakfast. Chuckles. I tried it and it worked.
95akio 2 weeks ago
I just killed two guys and I'm getting the electric chair
KingJake2000 2 weeks ago
haha the whole video was funny but i actually didnt laught till the very end.. "i cant do this all day. i just killed two guys and im going to get the electric chair" lol best part.
ichliebedich09730 2 weeks ago
0:43 tetris god in jail for being a prick.
XlightninX 2 weeks ago
Aa hoowker tried to bit you tongue of?
slein2 2 weeks ago
how did he get all those things in?
MrShahar99 2 weeks ago
@MrShahar99 santorum
cihat44 2 weeks ago
WHATCHU GOT!??!
Mchang3838 2 weeks ago
0:49 :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEbeTURTLEpimpin 2 weeks ago
rock hammer nice shawshank reference
TheAwesome45 2 weeks ago
Bim bam bam - riba dam dam!
MyloHase 2 weeks ago
Oh he'd be someone's bitch.
UrAnus1231 2 weeks ago
hooters. cooters. tutors. computers. hahahahahhahaha xD
911toothache 2 weeks ago 95
@911toothache COMPUWTERS!?
broadsword1999 2 weeks ago
god bless the replay button
DalleDayul 3 weeks ago
1 stab flesh wound, 2 stabs, Dead.
Humennz 3 weeks ago
Hooters, Cooters, Tutors, Computers- best part
MackLel38 3 weeks ago
omg penis anthony dooblingyay
bluekumdrops 3 weeks ago
WHATCHOOOO GOT 0_^
PointlessComedy 3 weeks ago
Have you tried Bitch Repellant?
rtb277 3 weeks ago
BIM BAM BAM, RIBA DAM DAM...gotta try that during history class :3
6efektif2008 3 weeks ago
Hey wait, that's Penny's ex boyfriend!
gadzy 3 weeks ago
I wish jail was actually like this xD
Kimm580 3 weeks ago
1:51 He was laughing :3
JaKyHatsune 3 weeks ago 73
@JaKyHatsune Who?
TheShadowman60 2 weeks ago