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  • A hooker tried to bite you tongue off?!?!?! XD

  • People. It's a tongue, not a tonge.

  • I LITERALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

  • Lol I love it!

  • computers!?! at 0:42!

  • Back when they didn't make shitty Jake and Amir videos.

  • WHY IS THIS A PLAYLIST I AM NEVER GETTING TO SLEEP

  • So thats were he went

  • haha that guy nodded his head like he respected him for calling him a hippo

  • 1,878 people were in jail

  • Keep pressing 1 really fast , LOL

  • Keep pressing 3 Over again , LMAO!!!!!!!1

  • Holy shit, Doobs is here.

    

  • "A hooker tried to bite your tongue off?"

    I dont know why but I find it funny the way he says it. :P

  • lmfao

    

  • haha

  • classic

  • LOOOOOOL FRIGGIN HILARIOUS

  • press 5 for bit your tongue off?

  • And this guys a hippo *guy nobs*

  • I wish I had a grater zip gun

  • THATS DOOBS!!! omg ive seen this so much and never noticed:O

  • THATS DOOBS!!! omg ive seen this so much and never noticed:O

  • ...He stabbed the guy 3 three times... wtf

  • "3 stabs, Breakfast.

    I'm kidding''

    Looooooooooooooooooooooool

  • What the FUCK!?

  • LMAO

  • And this guys a hippo *nods*

  • holy shit it's DOOBS!!!!!!!

  • holy shit it's DOOBS!!!!!!!

  • Hooters, cooters, tooters, computers. LOL

  • wtf is p.c.p

  • @midgy2k10 angel dust

  • This was one of the best college humor, lol.

  • You can look up his real mugshot. he looks fucked up

  • I just killed a guys and im gonna get the electric chair lol

  • yay ill by 10 of those knives i have 65 at home but there not better as tht on the commecial

  • Hooters, cooters, tooters, computers XDDDDDD

    winn

    

  • He lie's its 1 stap flesh wound 3 stabs death

  • o shit!!!

  • Thumbs up if you saw this guy on TV recently

    Schticky

  • @ITzJaYOhh no... ur a thumb whore. get fucked

  • @bRbOrnRuthless lmao

  • Watchu GOT! lol

  • I LAUGH EVERYTIME

  • i want the gratie

  • thumbs up if you saw the old spice add before this

  • you know whats funny? in the biggining at 0:46 he said shit, and at the end at 2:03 they censord it...

  • @xxbl00dr4ngerxx He doesn't even swear at the end.. there's no censoring there he says "I can't do this all day, I just killed two guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair"

  • @Deekzlol he's talking about that one prisoner, not the Shamwow guy

  • 2 steps dead ... and egg slize of ham pickle -> breakfast . im kidding.  lmao :D

  • This was stupid.. It makes no sense..

  • @AlejandroN2r2 the jokes went over your head then

  • 3 Stabs breakfast

  • Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life lol

  • He understands Spanish?

  • Whats was 0:03 like a drug deal or something?

  • any1 else see the editing problem at 1:52

    ??

  • Lmfao

  • I hired a hooker, she bit my tounge off so I beat the shit out of her........

    A HOOKER TRIED TO BITE YO TOUNGE OFF!?!?!?!?!?!

    Its ok his butt feels like a bubble bath.

  • he loves his shaven pussy

  • There is no 2:11....the world is going to end!

  • @Senosuke228 OMG

  • If you pause at 0:49, he has that look that says "Shit happens"

  • from hiring hookers to playing with his shticky

  • just...one...last...collegehum­or video.

  • Now he just plays with his shticky.

  • Ah the good old CH days, when the C didn't stand for Crappy.

  • back when collegehumor was actually funny! loved it! :P

  • ShamWow Guy:Hooters cudors  tooders cumputors

    Random: Computors?! xD

  • Hooters... Cooters... Tutors... Computers... D:/ Computers?

  • how did they not get a your gonna love my nuts in there

  • From :P to :|

    Thanks to the hooker.

  • whered the push up guy go

    

  • If your going to stab someone 2 times just stab once

    If your going to stab someone 2 times just stab once

  • Texas don't give the chair yall mothafuckars are crazy

  • Next video: Schlinky Guy in Max Security Jail.

  • Looks like I should go to prison soon.

  • I'm gonna get the electric chair

  • oh is funny because he actually beat a hoker ohhhh

  • Vince is back

  • i can sell you a thumb up made in Germany you know they make the best stuff

  • Where are they, Texas? They always use the electric chair.

  • @livfoster33 Hey don't lump me in with the rest of those red state savages

  • Alright, I'll buy

  • stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life.

  • Oh shit. that zip gun came out of nowhere

  • this made me laugh for 20 minutes

  • DOOBS

  • Here you go! Boom! Bim Bam Bam Ribajamjam!

    A HOOKER TRYED TO BITE YOUR TOUNGE OFF??

    Okay let's talk drugs!

  • " its also a zip gun" LOL

  • 0:38 youre welcome

  • @wizerey109 a hooker tried to bite his tongue off 

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  • @wizerey109 And you can't spell for shit.

  • @wizerey109

    *hooker *tried *tongue

  • @wizerey109 Nice spelling retard.

  • @wizerey109 what the fuck are you saying, kid?

  • @wizerey109 awful spelling

  • @wizerey109 actually, a 'hooker' tried to bite his 'tongue' off

  • @wizerey109 You spelled "tongue" wrong lmao

  • @Grizzgreenguy its funny because you didnt notice it was on purpose and that he also misspelled hooker and tried lmao

  • @wizerey109 hoker, tryed, tunge.....stay in school kid. thats pathetic.

  • @pearldrummer20 Maybe you should go back to school so you can learn to spell....

  • @pearldrummer20 *that's

  • @wizerey109 Holy shit, you are an embarrassment to schools everywhere..

  • @wizerey109 flagged that shit as spam. don't try typing a language out you just started learning yesterday.

  • computers

  • Hahahaha. I wonder if this really happened while he was in jail.

  • i just got an add for anime porn? wtf

  • Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life

    HAHAHAH!

  • a hooker tried to bite your tongue off? O.O

    LMAO

  • 0:50 Hahahaha - Ultimate O-o wtf face

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  • Haha, he killed that guy like it was no big deal.(:

  • james Bond need this guy :D

  • i had to pause it because i couldn't breathe because i was laughing so hard =)

  • who are you talking to

  • actualy it was 2:00 sorry

  • At 2:02 some one says holy shit

  • iwatched this 10x and its still funny..rothfl

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  • DOOOBS

  • the pickle is the best part....

  • Only in Texas.

  • VINCE IS BACK /watch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg

  • Lol that was funny

  • And I thought he was going to get raped.

  • lmaoo

    

  • hooters, tutors and computers

  • Lmaof!!!!!!

  • I'll buy it

  • on the magazine it has the word HOTTIEZ on every page

  • did anyone notice at 1:53 the video skipped or cut off when the sham wow guy threw the egg at mitch

  • guys buy fast... im not gonna be here all day im probably gonna get the electric chair lmfao!

  • Dammit EXTEND THIS EVEN MORE

  • Hilarious haha

    I just killed two guys, I'm gonna get the electric chair.

  • Now remember kids, don't do drugs, they'll teach you Spanish

  • Is that fucking Doobs?

  • One stab flesh wound two stabs boom dead

  • He's back, now with the schticky...

  • Watch my videos please?!? Thanks haha:)

  • Holy shit the last part made me laugh my ass off lmfaooo hes definetly going into the electric chair

  • POPUTERS?

  • 0:49 the guys face is the best and then later1:04 a hooker tried bite ur tongue off i died laughing

  • how was he able to sneak all that stuff into prison? XD

  • lmfao

    all i gotta say

  • The shamwow guy has 1,869 youtube channels

  • @hanumanbearpig i thought thats how many inmates he killed?

  • Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life hahahahhahaha

  • DOOBS!

  • 1:45/1:50 Ok check this out

  • what jails he in i want to buy all that

  • why is penis inflation and deflation in the recommended O_O

  • @jasonvoorheesfan606 because of the weird shit you watched before this video

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  • One stab flesh wound two stabs dead. Add an egg slice a ham a pickle. Three stabs breakfast. Chuckles. I tried it and it worked.

  • I just killed two guys and I'm getting the electric chair

  • haha the whole video was funny but i actually didnt laught till the very end.. "i cant do this all day. i just killed two guys and im going to get the electric chair" lol best part.

  • 0:43 tetris god in jail for being a prick.

  • Aa hoowker tried to bit you tongue of?

  • how did he get all those things in?

  • @MrShahar99 santorum

  • WHATCHU GOT!??!

  • 0:49 :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rock hammer nice shawshank reference 

  • Bim bam bam - riba dam dam!

  • Oh he'd be someone's bitch.

  • hooters. cooters. tutors. computers. hahahahahhahaha xD

  • @911toothache COMPUWTERS!?

  • god bless the replay button

  • 1 stab flesh wound, 2 stabs, Dead.

  • Hooters, Cooters, Tutors, Computers- best part

  • omg penis anthony dooblingyay

  • WHATCHOOOO GOT 0_^

  • Have you tried Bitch Repellant?

  • BIM BAM BAM, RIBA DAM DAM...gotta try that during history class :3

  • Hey wait, that's Penny's ex boyfriend!

  • I wish jail was actually like this xD

  • 1:51 He was laughing :3

  • @JaKyHatsune Who?