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  • 1:05

  • Computers?

  • @scarsunseen24 i aint on a computer :( kindle sucks

  • I have not laughed this hard in years...freaking hilarious. we should track down the 1880 people that hit thumbs down and put them away somewhere,'cause if you don't find this funny there is something wrong with you...

  • I just killed 2 guys now im gunna get the ELETRIC CHAIR LOLOLOLOL =)

  • Does this include Free shipping and handleing?

  • its not shamwow, its ShamWOOHOO

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Oh Lord, every time I need cheering up all I have to do is watch this. That very last line makes ms lose it. Lol

  • billy mays dies by drugs and shamwow dude gets the electric chair... who's next?

  • Oh man I lost it when he started throwing food on the dead guy's body

  • GOTTA LOVE DOOBS!

  • WHATCHEW GOT!!

  • Germans always make good stuff

  • "Add an egg, slice of ham, pickle, 3 stabs, Breakfast!, just kidding" LMAO

  • the black guy reminds me of chris the crackhead lol

  • well its seems justifieable to beat a hooker trieing to bite my tongue off seriously that is sick why does he get arrested ? that bitch deserves a beatign for taking $1000 for sex shes ugly

  • A hooker tried to bite you tongue off?!?!?! XD

  • People. It's a tongue, not a tonge.

  • I LITERALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

  • Lol I love it!

  • computers!?! at 0:42!

  • Back when they didn't make shitty Jake and Amir videos.

  • WHY IS THIS A PLAYLIST I AM NEVER GETTING TO SLEEP

  • So thats were he went

  • haha that guy nodded his head like he respected him for calling him a hippo

  • 1,878 people were in jail

  • Keep pressing 1 really fast , LOL

  • Keep pressing 3 Over again , LMAO!!!!!!!1

  • Holy shit, Doobs is here.

  • "A hooker tried to bite your tongue off?"

    I dont know why but I find it funny the way he says it. :P

  • lmfao

    

  • haha

  • classic

  • LOOOOOOL FRIGGIN HILARIOUS

  • press 5 for bit your tongue off?

  • And this guys a hippo *guy nobs*

  • I wish I had a grater zip gun

  • THATS DOOBS!!! omg ive seen this so much and never noticed:O

  • THATS DOOBS!!! omg ive seen this so much and never noticed:O

  • ...He stabbed the guy 3 three times... wtf

  • "3 stabs, Breakfast.

    I'm kidding''

    Looooooooooooooooooooooool

  • What the FUCK!?

  • LMAO

  • And this guys a hippo *nods*

  • holy shit it's DOOBS!!!!!!!

  • holy shit it's DOOBS!!!!!!!

  • Hooters, cooters, tooters, computers. LOL

  • wtf is p.c.p

    

  • @midgy2k10 angel dust

  • This was one of the best college humor, lol.

  • You can look up his real mugshot. he looks fucked up

  • I just killed a guys and im gonna get the electric chair lol

  • yay ill by 10 of those knives i have 65 at home but there not better as tht on the commecial

  • Hooters, cooters, tooters, computers XDDDDDD

    winn

  • He lie's its 1 stap flesh wound 3 stabs death

  • o shit!!!

  • Thumbs up if you saw this guy on TV recently

    Schticky

  • @ITzJaYOhh no... ur a thumb whore. get fucked

  • @bRbOrnRuthless lmao

  • Watchu GOT! lol

  • I LAUGH EVERYTIME

  • i want the gratie

  • thumbs up if you saw the old spice add before this

  • you know whats funny? in the biggining at 0:46 he said shit, and at the end at 2:03 they censord it...

  • @xxbl00dr4ngerxx He doesn't even swear at the end.. there's no censoring there he says "I can't do this all day, I just killed two guys and I'm gonna get the electric chair"

  • @Deekzlol he's talking about that one prisoner, not the Shamwow guy

  • 2 steps dead ... and egg slize of ham pickle -> breakfast . im kidding. lmao :D 

  • This was stupid.. It makes no sense..

  • @AlejandroN2r2 the jokes went over your head then

  • 3 Stabs breakfast

  • Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life lol

  • He understands Spanish?

  • Whats was 0:03 like a drug deal or something?

  • any1 else see the editing problem at 1:52

    ??

  • Lmfao

  • I hired a hooker, she bit my tounge off so I beat the shit out of her........

    A HOOKER TRIED TO BITE YO TOUNGE OFF!?!?!?!?!?!

    Its ok his butt feels like a bubble bath.

  • he loves his shaven pussy

  • There is no 2:11....the world is going to end!

  • @Senosuke228 OMG

  • If you pause at 0:49, he has that look that says "Shit happens"

  • from hiring hookers to playing with his shticky

  • just...one...last...collegehum­or video.

  • Now he just plays with his shticky.

  • Ah the good old CH days, when the C didn't stand for Crappy.

  • back when collegehumor was actually funny! loved it! :P

  • ShamWow Guy:Hooters  cudors tooders cumputors

    Random: Computors?! xD

  • Hooters... Cooters... Tutors... Computers... D:/ Computers?

  • how did they not get a your gonna love my nuts in there

  • From :P to :|

    Thanks to the hooker.

  • whered the push up guy go

  • If your going to stab someone 2 times just stab once

    If your going to stab someone 2 times just stab once

  • Texas don't give the chair yall mothafuckars are crazy

  • Next video: Schlinky Guy in Max Security Jail.

  • Looks like I should go to prison soon.

  • I'm gonna get the electric chair

  • oh is funny because he actually beat a hoker ohhhh

  • Vince is back

  • i can sell you a thumb up made in Germany you know they make the best stuff

  • Where are they, Texas? They always use the electric chair.

  • @livfoster33 Hey don't lump me in with the rest of those red state savages

  • Alright, I'll buy

  • stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life.

  • Oh shit. that zip gun came out of nowhere

  • this made me laugh for 20 minutes

  • DOOBS

  • Here you go! Boom! Bim Bam Bam Ribajamjam!

    A HOOKER TRYED TO BITE YOUR TOUNGE OFF??

    Okay let's talk drugs!

  • " its also a zip gun" LOL

  • 0:38 youre welcome

  • @wizerey109 a hooker tried to bite his tongue off

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  • @wizerey109 And you can't spell for shit.

  • @wizerey109

    *hooker *tried *tongue

  • @wizerey109 Nice spelling retard.

  • @wizerey109 what the fuck are you saying, kid?

  • @wizerey109 awful spelling

  • @wizerey109 actually, a 'hooker' tried to bite his 'tongue' off

  • @wizerey109 You spelled "tongue" wrong lmao

  • @Grizzgreenguy its funny because you didnt notice it was on purpose and that he also misspelled hooker and tried lmao

  • @wizerey109 hoker, tryed, tunge.....stay in school kid. thats pathetic.

  • @pearldrummer20 Maybe you should go back to school so you can learn to spell....

  • @pearldrummer20 *that's

  • @pearldrummer20 "thats". Come on to f**k.

  • lol that is the best ever

  • @wizerey109 Holy shit, you are an embarrassment to schools everywhere..

  • @wizerey109 flagged that shit as spam. don't try typing a language out you just started learning yesterday.

  • computers

  • Hahahaha. I wonder if this really happened while he was in jail.

  • i just got an add for anime porn? wtf

  • Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life

    HAHAHAH!

  • a hooker tried to bite your tongue off? O.O

    LMAO

  • 0:50 Hahahaha - Ultimate O-o wtf face

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  • Haha, he killed that guy like it was no big deal.(:

  • james Bond need this guy :D

  • i had to pause it because i couldn't breathe because i was laughing so hard =)

  • who are you talking to

  • actualy it was 2:00 sorry

  • At 2:02 some one says holy shit

  • iwatched this 10x and its still funny..rothfl

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  • DOOOBS

  • the pickle is the best part....

  • Only in Texas.

  • VINCE IS BACK /watch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg

  • Lol that was funny

  • And I thought he was going to get raped.

  • lmaoo

    

  • hooters, tutors and computers

  • Lmaof!!!!!!

  • I'll buy it

  • on the magazine it has the word HOTTIEZ on every page

  • did anyone notice at 1:53 the video skipped or cut off when the sham wow guy threw the egg at mitch

  • guys buy fast... im not gonna be here all day im probably gonna get the electric chair lmfao!

  • Dammit EXTEND THIS EVEN MORE

  • Hilarious haha

    I just killed two guys, I'm gonna get the electric chair.

  • Now remember kids, don't do drugs, they'll teach you Spanish

  • Is that fucking Doobs?

  • One stab flesh wound two stabs boom dead

  • He's back, now with the schticky...

  • Watch my videos please?!? Thanks haha:)

  • Holy shit the last part made me laugh my ass off lmfaooo hes definetly going into the electric chair

  • POPUTERS?

  • 0:49 the guys face is the best and then later1:04 a hooker tried bite ur tongue off i died laughing

  • how was he able to sneak all that stuff into prison? XD

  • lmfao

    all i gotta say

  • The shamwow guy has 1,869 youtube channels

  • @hanumanbearpig i thought thats how many inmates he killed?

  • Stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life hahahahhahaha

  • DOOBS!

  • 1:45/1:50 Ok check this out

  • what jails he in i want to buy all that

  • why is penis inflation and deflation in the recommended O_O

  • @jasonvoorheesfan606 because of the weird shit you watched before this video

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  • One stab flesh wound two stabs dead. Add an egg slice a ham a pickle. Three stabs breakfast. Chuckles. I tried it and it worked.

  • I just killed two guys and I'm getting the electric chair

  • haha the whole video was funny but i actually didnt laught till the very end.. "i cant do this all day. i just killed two guys and im going to get the electric chair" lol best part.

  • 0:43 tetris god in jail for being a prick.

  • Aa hoowker tried to bit you tongue of?

  • how did he get all those things in?

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