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  • lol

  • Simon wtf?!? you shouldn't have said that!!!

  • step one in dancing...brush teeth

  • This is the ultimate result of a generation of false self esteem where parents and school administrators are forced to tell children that everything they do is good, and every choice they make is valid. They grow up in mediocrity (AT BEST), and when they face any sort of real adversity, and they fail, they have no idea why, and can't comprehend that they didn't do an excellent job.

    LET OUR CHILDREN LIVE IN REALITY!!!!

  • lol although Simon was very mean, the British crowd just yelled at him in harmony and it made me laugh. "Cheerio cheerio cheriooo!"

  • wow those people in the audience are mean and judges are evil give the kid some respect

  • Utterly Useless ---> too much to take at once

  • What's with English + Teeth= funky corn niblet stuff

  • 2 words... HOLY SHIT!!!

  • Simon your blunt af and i love you <3

  • he chosee to say fuck you jajajaja!!

  • his teeth are worse than his dancing..

  • boooooo u shhffschuuuuuuck

  • are they chanting cheerios? what the fuck does that mean?

  • @kenneje0 Cheerio is another way of saying bye in Britain.

  • "so they can all beep" he's kind of stupid.

  • eww hes so ugly

  • He dances better than my boyfrend jajaj

  • Piers Morgan needs to just go away

  • The poor guys was ugly, clueless and untalented.

    I almost feel sorry for him... but really, this could not have been the first time someone told him just how pathetic he was at dancing.

  • i aculy feel sorry not his fult hes rubbish atleast he tryed

    i wouldnt want too even go on that stnge good try mate

  • they don't have a faking heart

  • @hamadboom They have to make a show, its their job

  • POOR POOR GAY DAVID

  • is he gay

  • @VAICOSTI yeah so what.

  • Britains got dumbasses!!!

  • Little sad.

  • his like child

  • wtf

  • FUCKING JUDGES PIECE OF SHIT, ITS OUR FAULT CAUSE WE SUPPORT THESE KIND OF MEDIOCRE IDIOTS THAT MAKE A LIVING BY MAKING OTHERS FEEL LESS.

  • @SuperTrujilloman No they don't, they tell people the truth. They want to help people improve. So get of your high horse and face it you nobbend

  • Atleast he stood up for himself unlike some assholes like Simon. Fuck Yea!

  • I think the judges don't give a s**t about the issues other people have, that guy needs help rather than a whole audience laughing at his behavioural problems.

  • FUCK YOU SIMON.!! FUCK YOU JUDGES.! SUCK MY DICK!

  • Brits are cool like that...well sometimes. 

  • aww poor guy :( i feel sorry to kalityn1344

  • i feel bad for him :(

  • I think this boy is an over sized eight year old.

  • I hope this is all an act, otherwise I wonder how you can do that for the fun of a few assholes

  • awww...

  • @Johncarson9113 I have not laughed as hard as I laughed after reading your comment in a very long time for that thank you .

  • he can dance better than me.. :)

  • this is absolutly NOT funny, I would have did the same!

    I HATE YOU SIMON.

    (happy to live in holland)

  • SIMON YOU ARE VERY VERY MEAN!!!!!!!!! "completely and utterly useless". wtf man? you shouldnt have said that

  • @dhanzpucil I agree with you. Simon should take a look in the mirror

  • there is a song that was made just for people like you david williams, and it's called "i'm a wanker" for anyone interested search it as it's hilarious and i can imagine this prick dancing to it

  • Simon was a total asshole. If someone's bad at dancing, doesn't mean you can say that someone is "completely and utterly useless." What a dick move!

  • @MickehDaHuskeh Yes, it is but Simon's paid to be a dick. That's what people like and that's why he's paid so much to do it.

    I'd prefer to say that he's got the rhythm of a metronome that's been chucked off the top of the Empire State Building then stepped on by King Kong. But not "completely and utterly useless." He may be good at something. He can certainly flounce off a stage with some sort of flair.

  • what a drip...

  • i said i will never watch this show again he is saying sorry to thousands of people and they want to laugh at him all those who laugh at him are horrable

  • is he a sped or a crazie thingy bajingi thing?

  • How the fuck are these parasite tv shows allowed to get away with the systematic and repeated exploitation of vulnerable people. It's not enough that they're delusional, but these cunts hype them up and send them like lambs to the slaughter onto a stage for the utter amusement and derision of the mob. I mean, it's fucking hilarious, but it absolutely qualifies as disgraceful abuse. Anyway, having said that.... keep'm coming LMFAO

  • @walka112 You can't be a doormat if you don't invite people to walk on you! They are exploiting themselves.Are they children? No. They are adults making poor choices. But that's their right.

    Their arrogance makes me laugh. They think they are IT, their crap doesn't smell, they are oozing talent & then what? They suck, they are called on it & they actually have the nerve to be angry. It's not the judge's nor the audience's fault they suck, it's their own fault. They set themselves up for this.

  • @etonks your being a little naive. although what you're saying is essentially correct, make no mistake that the TV companies behind these shows- and i can assure you of this from first hand experience and knowledge of the business- actively seek out and mockingly build up tons of these sort of people (who while definitely an adult, is clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic) and they do this because its the train wreck aspect of the inevitable" FAIL" that they know makes for good ratings

  • @walka112 This is the funniest comment. lmfao. So true.

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  • Cheerio, Cheerio, CHEERIOOOO!

    Gotta love the U.K. =]

  • AHHAHAHA HILARIOUS!!

  • i think he's a crazy man

  • Poor guy.

  • @DreamerSoul24 those judges are real dickheads and their ego is thicker than shit

  • @DreamerSoul24 you´re right!

  • really they can not do that for him, he needs it, he is so cute boy

  • dont be a fool guys , this is all about Simon plan ..!! simon got you , when u are serious about it hahaha ...

  • Hahahahhaa I love Ant and Dec!

  • Wow what a bunch of snobby little pricks fuck the audience this guy clearley has problems

  • KONY 2012!

  • KONY 2012!

  • broken ass teeth...

  • Simon cowell so clever...he brings these people on to up his ratings and end of the day its just entertainment...

  • WTF !! he said FUCK you to the judge ?? thats crazy little shit

  • thats british people for ya

  • Those teeth...

  • Guys he was diagnosed with a real problem, its not funny. He was born with a mild case of loser.

  • @Johncarson9113 mild case? id think so

  • @Johncarson9113 just like you. in order to cure your diease thouhg you NEED TO GET A LIFE

  • @EmoEvilGummieBear thats ratchet

  • @EmoEvilGummieBear Great one!! That one should be in the books, how original!

  • @Johncarson9113 LOL ur a genius :'D

  • @Johncarson9113 seriously get a life you useless tool.

  • @jongy2011 Seriously get some humor you depressing being. Stop advocating everything, life isn't about taking everything so seriously.

  • @Johncarson9113 he isn't taking everything seriously, and that time he had to, poor guy

  • @Johncarson9113 hey i would like to go see you go up there and do something you have been hiding because this guy had the balls to go up there and do what he likes so siamon got every one to laugh at him so the guy came backto give an unecercery apology so they all just carried on laughing. So you can call him a loser all you want but im sure your not any better looking or braver than him behind your keyboard and screen!

  • @moonpig3102 OMG calm down you advocate of all things "right". It is a joke, surely you have some small sense of humor in you. When you learn to stop taking things so seriously you realize that life is in constant flux of both positive and negative things. I'm simply the one falling in between the two turning it into something a little more humorous. What do you want me to do, sit here and feel sorry for him?? That does nothing. Life isn't about taking everything so seriously.

  • @Johncarson9113 did i not say already? I said i want to go and see you there up on that stage and dance

  • @moonpig3102 lol why would I go up on stage, dancing is not my forte. I'm not making fun of his dancing you moron, its the video its self and how much of a bad sport he's being. Sure he cant dance but thats irrelevant, I'm laughing harder at how he reacts to criticism.... very immature If i dont say so myself. If you cant see that then I dont know what else to tell you.

  • Dance = Justin Bibier! Lol

  • The only thing worse than his dancing is his teeth... they have this great new product out called toothpaste. He should really try it.

  • oh my

    

  • That's not the point here lads, by auditioning for these silly programs - prepare to be criticize if they don't like your performance and you basically just have to accept what they think about it. The problem with the delude ones though is that they think they are the best and will never accept the truth. I wouldn't audition if my performance wasn't good enough anyway.

  • i heard he shot himself. when did that come in?

  • he's cute. i wish he made it. i like the song he did.

  • @TeamJaganJM his acsent is cute also.^_^

  • i dont feel sorry for him because he is british, NUKE THE UK! All heil the american flag!

  • @AmericanAztec915 fuck america its all about the chinese now bitch!

  • @PiGbEnIsSsSsSs china is nothing but our bitch

  • 1:41 his position... o_e

  • I know that Simon is supposed to be the one who criticizes everyone, and they shouldn't take it too seriously, but that was tooo far! I seriously don't think Simon understands how much it sucks to have a whole bunch of people booing you!

  • KONY 2012

  • pffffft what a fag

  • bahaha English...

  • He should have came back on stage dual wielding glocks and mowed down everyone.

  • aha

  • lol and they always say how rude Americans are...

  • I feel sorry for him, to go up there and perform in front of all those people takes balls, and for everyone to laugh before he had even started dancing was totally out of order. Such a cruel show at times

  • dat teeth~~~~~~

  • Im gonna  show Simon whos the BAWS! ROFL LMFAO YH SURE U WILL Fucking Faggot

  • Simon's a judge. He's paid to judge people so don't call it bullying.

  • i love the last word david said^_~

  • braces...

  • fucking rude

  • Can I marry those two behind the curtain? They're just great xD

  • i think david is a nice guy,but simon just said ''you're completely useless'' and that just makes someone feels bad.who would feel good if they heard that?

    david cursed,then he feels bad,and apologize.i feels sorry for him.but maybe next time,don't curse again and do your best david.

  • What a little bitch!

    He humiliated himself.

    Yes, Simon's mean blah blah blah, that's what he gets paid to do and you all love it.

  • @etonks ho my god,i can believe it... yu are a BIG ASS TOOL

  • @beaptforever You have to first have talent to be a diva & flounce off the stage. This guy's just a whiny, little bitch. You make a fool out of yourself, you get laughed at. That's life. Deal or crawl under a rock & cry about it. AGAIN, Simon is mean, DUH! I mean really, how stupid do you have to be to NOT know know that? That's what he's paid for & you all love it, which is why he get's paid so much & why they bother showing these idiots making bigger fools out of themselves anyway.

    

  • @etonks

    still...it's sad for the guy even if we know that simon's is paid for that

  • simon ur a mean person yes right your the judge .. it dosent mean u also JUDGE people.

    for mw he is a great dancer:DD

  • Fucking dumb ass pommies dont know anything about respect! Ridiculous!!!!

  • I feel so bad for this guy, simon treats people like crap. So what if he can't dance he's still a human and clearly wants to be a dancer. Thats whats wrong with this wrong everyone treats others like nothing. Judges are supposed to give constructive criticism, not tell people they are useless.

  • fag?

    

  • A BITCH AND TWO ASHOLES. I BET YOU PUT THE JUDGES TO DANCE AND THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO START.

  • dammm poor guy. why would they even call him useless that's really messed up.

  • I honestly think he took it a little to personally. Really, everybody know what Simon is like your going on there knowing that he's going to say something insulting and humiliating. He was just acting childish and immature over the matter.

  • I made it to 48s.

  • kony 2012

  • this is why i am american

  • fuck that i would never go back and apologize

    guy was made to look like a damn fool some people dont realize there bad? just like that bitch doesnt realize shes ugly?

  • to be fair, david is the better person. he should of kicked off soo much more. the audience was just plain harsh and simon was being the usual twat he is. he apologised, give him a break

  • did he say narnia?

  • his other heros are Britney Spears, Back Street Boyz, N Sync and Lady Gaga lol.

  • I love it how everyone comes up with like a huge paragraph on saying how bad simon is. In my opinion, he speaks the truth :)

  • he die?

  • TTTTIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTT­TTTTT1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • And yet again, Simon crushes another person's dreams. Simon shouldn't have said David was useless! Simon is too cruel.

  • wow... stuck up judges, just because they're 'celebrities' they think they can bully people. the guy just honestly just apologizes for his poor behaviour and the judges should've just accepted it and thanked him for auditioning. the audience is just as bad. he should be grateful he isnt obese like the rest of the country. lololol, racist joke there.

  • Let's be honest though, this show doesn't just show who has talent. It also shows people who think they're really talented that sometimes they're just not. If they were truly confident in their abilities they wouldn't take the criticism to heart anyway.

    Essentially it's people begging to be judged who can't handle actually being judged. Nothing wrong with the shows atall, and I don't even watch them.

  • the hosts do an excellent job at humoring people.

  • they build them up too much before they go on

  • i can't belive this people actually laughed at what he said....WOW those people seriously have no heart i would have told Simon off made him feel bad for what he said......and second David shouldn't have sorry.Simon was the one who had to say sorry. That was just too sad.

  • i feel bad like this guy looked so brave and then fucking Simon Cowell makes him sad he is to mean this guy obviously had bad feelings like he gets sad really easily

  • so he didn't shoot himself?

  • @CharlotteScarlotte no it was all fake

  • The audience was just as much at fault as Simon. They didn't need to burst out laughing. Honestly, I've come to expect Simon's dickiness, but I'd probably have booed him because that just took it too far.

  • "Cheer-i-yo, cheer-i-yo, cheer-i-yoooo!"

    Man, the crowd was as tough as Simon was.

  • simon was like holy shet!

  • so did this guy shoot him self...

  • Fuck that simon, i would pull out my shotgun, shoot him in the freaking nuts and than t-bag him and afterwards say to him : 'thats right bitch, u aint gonna fuck with me anymore'.

  • fucking bitch 2:42 

  • this guy is sick

  • I think Simon can't dance like him. Seriously \m/

  • uhhh first thing dude ur a retard seriously ppl who audition post your moves on YOUTUBE AND FIND OUT IF UR GOOD ITS SIMPLE. THERE a verrry GOOD chance that ppl on youtube will put you straight (JB was the only dude who didnt get the right idea on youtube) saying that good for you saying F U to them simon's a dick and one huge question i wanna everybody to think about WTH IS SIMON"S FREAKIN STUPID TALENT my answer: to have a british accent and be a big ass.

  • 2:42 i fucking will anal rape her, fkin bitch

  • I don't feel bad at all for this joke of a person! Did he not have people around him telling him he was making a bad choice or that he was 'completely and utterly useless' in his talent of dancing. The people that go on these type of shows should never be surprised by the reactions the judges or the general consensus of the audience give. It seems as there's also not an ounce of good trait coming off from this guy, he deserved it. (Not saying the judges were right for the way they acted)

  • @SmackPuki and you have zero ounce of compassion coming out of your cold blooded heart.

  • I feel bad fr him! In a way!

  • Seriously Simon. Just because he is a judge, he doesn't have to go and cross that line like that. He said that the guy was useless and humiliated David on TV. I would have cried and ran off, too. Poor David.

  • @snowangel246 its the real world. hes not a kid. you can't be soft and tell him he has to try harder. you have to tell him straight up without sugar coating it.

  • @Br0seidon29 It's not like only kids have feelings.

  • @snowangel246 He should not have said sorry that was were he failed.

  • @snowangel246 He's insulted a lot of people on tv and they all took it well.

  • @xXAxelxxRoxasXx But Simon did cross the line when he told someone they are useless, it's better to say they r untalented rather than useless.....the guy shot himself afterward

  • @snowangel246 Meh, Simon has said MUCH worse shit.

  • I gotta admit his dancing needs a lot of work but the judges didn't need to humiliate him in front of all those people. Millions would have watched his performance.and to have millions of people sneering and laughing at him would make anyone feel angry and hurt.

  • his teeth are almost as bad as his sportsmanship >.>