How to get a beer quickly at a bar

[zakwozere1]

what about if you get to friendly then when you net go to the bar to get a drink they try an avoid you as much as possible because they think your a weirdo o_0

[icsandra]

im a girl and i have tits ! is easy for me ! :))

[galleyslaves]

the go over the top one is class

[bulliedog143]

So why does it take 3:44 to explain how to get a beer quickly??!?!

[flwkid]

name should be how to get your ass kicked at a bar

[EarthMuzic]

i would kick that guy's ass badly

[EtekEgoLameo]

Like a thirsty peacock......

[elitedonk]

Alphas get served first so pump up those arms and and look mean.

[Brotmaschine08]

0:48 thats what she said

[Rollthebuddah]

"Snake your hand through the heaving throng til it touches wood" Umm.....Not quite sure about that.

[iseegreatness]

"Snake your hand through the heaving throng until it touches wood"?

[ACLyouTEAR]

@iseegreatness lmao - I don't know why I didn't catch that as odd the first around. I guess that technique works well at gay bars?

[SourGrey]

@iseegreatness What if i miss the bar :)

[MrBOclips]

This is why you order 2-3 beers at time or a pitcher

[moonhorse100]

IN NEW YORK THIS IS HOW U GET FUCKED UP IN A BAR 

[deniro800]

Nowadays,with bars and pubs closing down all over the place,the barman AND the landlord has to kiss YOUR ass..the barman ,for keeping him in a job,and the landlord,for keeping his pub open !!!!!

[Beerlover2007]

Yea... If you try to do number one (1:07) You're mostly like to get the shit punched out of you.

[htknickers]

Yeah, good luck getting someone to move to make space for you at the front. You'll probably just earn yourself a punch to the face.

Nearly got kicked out of a gig once for doing that lol...

[MegaPeachBunny]

is waiting wrong now adays?

[fuck5ofu]

i make my own beer

[FuckinFirstRecon]

WHAT THE FUCK, are people this retarded that they need instructions on how to try to get a drink at a bar....... DUDE I hope you die in a house fire seriously

[AgentBuggy47]

I would wait and when he asks for my order I also give him some money and give him a beer so we become friends

[rcboatdriver1234]

step one go to the bar tender and as for a beer

[TheGoalSetter]

I can't believe after all this time that bars haven't made people get in a line.

BTW: I've been good friends with the bar owner and all the bartenders and the service just freakin' varies on whatever is going through the bartenders' minds that night. The only thing that can help is to tip well and kiss their butts. What a buzz killer.

Frankly, nowadays, I just sneak booze in...get as much as I want. The drawback is that I have to drink hard liquor straight.

[MrArab2009]

LOL

[EatFresh69]

Like a thirsty peacock?

This video is fucking stupid. As a bartender, I wil not serve some asshole pushing their way to the front of the line. Also, I will not accept the order of someone jumping over a line and throwing dollars at me (even though this video is definitely filmed in an English pub, with the voice over done by an englishman).

Worst advice for getting served, ever.

[beansterman1998]

you are meant to wear red

[yuzk2]

rofl worst advice ever

[Sarenale]

I tried the wait timidly and let people cut infront of you approach- took ages but my drink was free!!

[Scryab]

I actually AM a bartender, and most of these tips (and extra tips being suggested by people in the comments) are good ways to ensure you get served LAST. I will always ignore people who try to wave money in my face, rudely tell me that they are next, people that I see pushing in and people that are just generally being obnoxious.

The only true way to get served quicker is by being friends with the bartender. Otherwise, you'll get served in a first come, first served basis.

[Seagerash]

No, you'll just into rucks doing this. especially after a few. fail

[MickeyLove01]

you have a slight hum on your sound, remember that when editing

[hamykia]

oh, but this really works, I wonder which country u all are from, cause I've been doing this all my life and it does work

[JAGGED0000]

Or just goto the local Beer Store. $ave more money

[eisbear044]

waiting at the bar is giving you a good oppurtunity to chat with girls. beer can wait. and then you order 2 instead of one..

[puttesnutte208]

what if everyone does the same??

[Restayvien]

@puttesnutte208

Then it will look like a syncronized dance and be pretty funky

[cooldude117007]

snake your hand through the heaving throng till it touches wood....ROFL

[a68rebel]

Good method for getting punched in the face quickest.

[TheBitchesHate]

@a68rebel or my bf, get RAPED ! ;p..

[mickycheese27]

best way is to wave a wad or a note of big value in front of the bartender he'll get greedy.

[achrimsfreak]

the best thing is show much money so he/she is thinking that you are going to order much and let you first

[BigAndTall666]

Save yourself the trouble and get pissed at home, this also saves you money for tips which again mean MORE BOOZE!!!

[piggypink2123]

LOLZ~~~~

[mannymmv]

most of these tips are worthless!!! The only true way to get served quickly in a crowded bar is to get to know your Bartender. You have to start a friendship with Him or Her. And of course always Tip your bartender whenever you order anything. After a while, sometimes., not all the time, my Bartender would give me drinks and not even charge me for them!!! And NO Im not a woman.

[rakusko33]

another trick is to shoit "i have been waiting since a half an hour ago!" and it should work...

[smartass2st]

Dude this isnt how to get a beer quickly. This is how you get your ass beat for bumping up on people who were at the bar before you.

[Mikuruification]

@smartass2st

y0 Start a F1ght in the Club. AN GET CL4PPED SOn

[smartass2st]

@Mikuruification You aint clapping shit except ur hands, bitch.

[quello]

Ive been waiting for a video like this....spechless

[Tarful2]

do not test in lokal bar:

shout: theres free beer in the bar next to this one

the bar will be yours

[XunicornfaceX]

stand up tall.. like a thirsty peacock

[BabaChriss]

BONUS:

1) Approach the bar either close to the draught taps or the cash-register - both places the barkeep will pass frequently.

2) Chat up the person next to you - enjoy the waiting time.

[sture8808]

sake your hand through until it touches wood...

[Zythar1337]

Great! haha

[spongy55]

this is brilliant

[proudbaloch]

i make friends or take the thing i want and the guy on the canteen sees me and ask what do you want??????

[qpr22]

the "come to bed" eyes were hilarious!

[evilelton]

"like a thirsty peacock"

[xuvox]

if u do that at 1:08 u get the shit beaten outta u

[meye0022]

that's where being 6'5 250 helps out.

[200GF]

yeah I did this on St. Patrick's Day and got elbowed in the chest by someone I line jumped, but I cheered him as I walk away with my beer.

[verystypidhuman]

Risk to get killed lol

[EasterBunnySucks]

buying a beer for the barkeeper won't work, cause they may not drink while working..

[bill18286]

ah but OFFERING to buy a drink, even when you're not allowed to drink on shift, has always been a winner with me :)

[EasterBunnySucks]

i always have the luck that there is a girl behind the bar, and i just hit on her :P

and most of the time i then get a free drink or so lol XD

[shamoneshaneigh]

id say your a virgin are ya!!??. and your pick ups start off with "hey babes" or somethin stupid like that. you are a bellend

[thesplage]

Pick ups are for dweebs.

[shamoneshaneigh]

you know what i mean. the way he opens conversation.

[stone2rock]

Come to Hong Kong!! Many bars offer unlimited beer, whiskey vodka with mixer all night long for AROUND USD $28-$33!!

[jaypeddie]

thats not that great a deal- its decent i guess but hardly worth going to hong kong for

[refuckulate420]

Yea but getting laid there is sooo easy. Asian women and lot's of beer=good times.

[marcin11222]

GAY

[Mobly00]

Over The Top!!! HAHAHA

[BASIC70]

some of this could cause a bar fight i seen it done

[MBianco07]

2:40 is the best bit

Im doing that next time I'm at the bar xD

[riethc]

The "dark arts" of ordering drinks... lol

[redyoshi1985]

You might not want to do this in a bar full of hells angels :-(

[djsamz3]

not all this is true when i was a barmen i never seved the "fit low cut top girl" till last that way i could stare at her brest's longer. Bringing it to as it is :P

[Toohey93]

hahaha thats a fucking awesome idea

[wardle3]

What an absolute load of bombutlery. CunTs.

[MissAbsintheTheatre]

funny funny

[chugshhh]

fuck it just suck beer from the beer hose and pay later or get kicked out. u wont regret it =)

[SoftBulletFilms]

lol

[SkiddyMarks]

i wonder why they say dollars when its such an english pub/video...

[lilwrath14]

that is a very very good question good sir.

[BeautyofScience92]

I think they're just playing on the film title - A Fist Full of Dollars

[Maverician]

It'd be that, and they probably have checked their demographic and its probably not the UK.

[Enqueion]

you should also try to attract attention in positive or neutral ways. ie a clown will get served quickly because they are unique, the bartender will notice them immediately and know exactly how long they've been waiting, i'm not saying dress up as a clown, just look unique and memorable..... being santa works too! unless it's NOT christmas time...... XD

[DuffyWXM]

using elbows is always good

[msuple]

I just tip stupidly well the first time at the bar no matter how long it takes. I wait for my change back and make sure they see the tip & make sure the person who got me my drink gets the money in hand & make eye contact. After that, the bartender usually makes an effort to serve you first even when it's packed & I tip at least a buck. If service still sucks after a few times of tipping good, I go with the less nice way to get my drinks & I double fist it with no tips goin to the bartender.

[Hellstruelight]

Exactly right. or instead of a stupid big tip, just order shots frist round and get the barkeep to join in. if the bartender is male, bring girls to toast with. If they are female, bring the guy friends. everyone likes to get a free drink and cheers with attractive people of the other sex. you'll get you're drink quick next round for sure.

[TheSchematic]

Hahah... I already do this very well.

I snake my way to the front and get served before most people who've been waiting at the front row for a while.

My tip is dont EVER miss your chance, if the bartender senses an ounce of hesitation or unreadiness they might go right to the next person. Stay steely!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

cross dress and get ur order.

just kidding lmfao

[HughMother]

lol thats a better tack tick than all of those on the video

[darthzero50]

when ever its a female bartmaid i find winking at her works! or perhaps thats just cos im so hansome! w/e

[stilln68la]

1 and 4 if not done right you good end up with a slap in the chops the rest is sound advice

[blahdelablah]

Good advice but they missed out one key point which is where you are on the bar is important, especially in a busy place, and it's best to get a position a bit closer to the cash registers (even if you have to wait a little longer to get to the bar itself) than going for a space right at the end of the bar. Easier to catch the eye of the people serving if they see you every time they take cash from an order.

[CherryTripping]

check.

check.

check.

check.

.....yup, got them all

[einsteinmc2300]

the Force is strong with this one.

[JessieNZ87]

Ha. I subconsiously do the thirsty peacock. Massive.

[Klopy1414]

So the last one is part of the dark arts?

[devildogmre]

Thirsty peacock!

[ma1363]

THis is good!

[dougiexxl]

textbook

[glassangel0000]

Yea tipping don't hurt

[ChainsawDismember]

like a thirsty peacock

[graffnameseed]

do it the old fashon way with a gun in one hand and crazy rambleings out your mouth that hella works and no one is scared

[broadwayscaera]

I'm a girl and even if I've not had a lot to drink, I always play the tipsy ditzy sorority girl card. If you flirt with the guys waiting, they'll let you through.

[akaast]

I hope you get severely beaten someday.

[Xero3g]

With a penis.

[sianwin]

Mine.

[virusache]

textbook

[atworldsend24]

I can't drink yet but this works so well at my school canteen where everyone pushes and shoves a lot.

[megavidy0]

go to the bar with a 100.00 bill. Flash it, and watch the barkeep run to server you. Works every time, even if you only get a beer.. He will be thinking Big Tip!

[Carm382]

That's crap...at least at my bar. I work at a high volume bar and me along with my other 7 co-workers's BIGGEST pet peeve is when people "flash" or basically THROW money in your face. What you must realize is that you are NOT the only person that comes to the bar with $100. And you are NOT the only person who comes in with a hundred dollar bill.  everyone is in there for the same reason, and everybody has money. Cuz if you don't, we hunt you down. So, sorry, that doesn't always work.

[PancakeRecipes]

In America all you have to do is tip a lot and tip very well. Bar tenders always give more attention to people who tip better, and ignore people who do not tip at all. I call it "greasing the wheel".

[AjRhCp]

Then you're giving them more money than you have too dumbass. And over here in Jolly Old England, you don't tip people for doing their damn job.

[PancakeRecipes]

Ya I am pretty stupid. Man I wish in America we didn't have to tip bartenders. That would be sweet.

[TheLudeH22A]

Wow your the first person ive ever seen on youtube get insulted and then admit it lol, usually everyone gets their panties ina bunch and goes off

[TheGreatBritishAlex]

like a thirsty peacock!!!

[shit4brains1974]

I'm around 6' 5" they usually see me I just hold up my empties.

[badgerfan12a]

sending in the chick with the big cans always works.

[BWTFFAMo]

i once sent the hottest gur| in our group to go get the drinks,,,she came |ike ha|f an hour |ater,,,turned out the bartenders were a|| fema|e,,,

[thecapone45]

lol dat sucks, wait, why she wait half an hour? w8, was it cuzz since they was all women it was the same as a man trying 2 get a drink?

[laughlord]

... like a thirsty peacock lmao

[Frozenyak]

holy shit :P he just said everything that i do every time :P

[atomicnk]

Text Book!

[vukzgblmagic]

Works like a charm.

[semt9]

IM GONNA TRY IT

XD

[SaihaNadare]

yeah, i bet you get your ass handed to you when you actually do this in a crowed as fuck bar.

[nickwdsjnvc]

thats hella funny haha

[nayz0r]

love the way he just fucking throws him arm over the crowd with a fist full of cash. haha

[bottleofrandom]

hahahaha best video ever

[grachious]

I always did this at the school canteen lol

[EstepaOnYou]

nice tips and tricks!

[BodaciousWickerman]

LOL!!! gd stuff.

[dobins123]

Lol "like a thirsty peacock".

[brucedickension]

cool im gonna do the same now... thank you videojug!!!

[thejoebobaggins]

The English narrator is the best in these videos.

[cdesade]

I am American. That means I am ASSHOLE. That also means I only laugh at 1/20th of these vids... but hey DUDE, this is a great one. DANKE ya lobsterbacks!

[swatkins246]

haha like a thirsty peacock

[james816]

so true

[haoaekai]

I just like how they end all of their videos with a quick "done."

[malgalin]

"like a thirsty peacock"

Inspired genius, I nearly wet myself!

(But why must you give away the secrets most of us have to learn the hard way?)

[itchiryu]

THE NAME OF THE JUGUI GIRL ?

[365subz]

hilarious

[zach85]

most of it seems comic, but never say never ;)

[KOHIO91]

Great video!

Love the PIS'.

[HipHopReallySucks]

cans do attitude :D

step 1 is the same as a child in the school kiosk -.-

[barryperrins]

How true! Nice vid. Well done chaps.

[ccx18]

textbook!

[kellyMILKIES]

HAHAHAHA . Just flash your boobs at the bar tender man

[rfzad111]

Is thid guy real. I am from Pgh and like everyone else

I think you would have to call an ambulance

[andrewbrownie2]

ha serve willy nilly

[Earthlinked]

BULLSHIT!! Give your girlfreind with the big tits and nice smile - a $20!! ANY Bartender will notice her tits - want the $20 and take her order!! Never fails!!

[satchito]

Actually the video says so...

[schminky1981]

Not being funny but if he did that at my local he would have been knocked the **** out!

[Hornfinger]

Shitty student film. Very shite attempt at being funny.

[brettisrock]

im a barkeep and i don't care how you order your drink just SHOW ME THE MONEY!

[piratebri]

This video will get you into trouble. Don't ever push your way through people! Just put your hand on the shoulder (guy) or lightly tap the arm (girl) of whoever is seated at the bar, so they look at you. Give a quick smile, and a nod or "excuse me", and make your way courteously to the bar. If you cause a chick to spill her drink by pushing her aside, her man will get pissed.

[piratebri]

Once you're at the bar, put both hands on the bar, and even hold your cash in one hand, this tells the bartender that you're ready to place an order and pay. Keep your eyes on the bartender, look pleasant and don't slouch. Look confident so the bartender knows you're ready to order. Most bartenders are experienced enough to have a good idea of who is next. Don't shout your order or interrupt the bartender while they are already filling an order. Wait patiently but look confident.

[blueman912]

this is lame

im subscribeing

[MalBourne]

This video should be called "How to get your head punched in at a bar"

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