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  • stop reading off the sheets make your own jokes up

  • Whoever downloaded this damn video

    Yo moma is like a fuming tree every body else hangs their balls around her

  • your fat

  • and dont make me come and bite ur left earlobe off

  • y is thomas black

  • u toolshed

  • ya

  • u loofa u dont talk bout my mamma like dat GIRL u fat and uhhhh u man u ugly

  • lam nigas -.-

  • the jokes were so terrible i laughed at the little kid that ran across the screen

  • only good part is where the lil boy came in and showing us his toys

  • This Is So Stupid

  • your momma so poor she put milkshake from mcdonalds on lay away

  • i mean your mommas so old she's next to jesus in her year book.

  • what is that your mommas so fat she's  next to jesus in her high school year book

  • OMG thomas sucks!

    Ur mama is so stupid she let u post this video

  • your mama so fat when she sit on the sidewalk her feet dangle

  • Was the little kids name with the toys i think he won!!!!!!!!

  • @trejo4life14 me too they are soooooooooo bad i know a one year old who is better than them

  • You mama so fat neven Dora could explore her , you mama so fat Chinese people tougt she was godzilla

  • The little kid in front was the winner he made the video good

  • Bro tht was worst yo mama battle ever my grandma has better jokes you should of said yo mama so stupid she runs around her bed trying to catch some sleep

  • Yo momma so stupis that she sat on the tv and watched the couch,yo momma so fat you need a gps to get around her

  • these jokes suck ass kids

  • that SUCKED!!!

  • Shit y'all suck I have way better ones than u shitheads

  • nice try but i cinda sucked try to meorize

  • yo mammas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

  • you suck

  • fucking trying 2 be cool at the end

    lol

    

  • wtf u fucking suck

  • haha u both suck i have betetr ones yo moma is so stupid she thought she got hit by a park car haha yo moma so stupid she tried to blow out a light bolb yo moma so fat when she went to movie she sat by everyone haha niggah

  • U suck

  • U took.these from other ppl if you wanna win...MAKE YOU OWN!

  • forgot

  • you for got "yo Mamma like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows"

    

  • you are so ugly when you look at a car it explosed

  • yo momma is so stupid she tried to commet sudicide by jumping off a curb

  • your mama is so fat she had a dream about marshmellos and woke up with no more pillows

  • Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in the meter and said "Wheres my gumball?"

  • yo mamas so stupid she went to the top of the Empire State building, threw a penguin off, and yelled "Fly birdie, Fly!!'

  • yo mamma's so stupid she thought that paparazzi was a new pepperoni pizza at pizza hut.

  • I like, because that kid is so AWESOME!!!! (The one in front of the camera. With the action figures, which I believe are of WWE's Edge and Jeff Hardy.)

  • gay jokes

    

  • no yo mama is fat when she steped on a scale it said 1 at a time pleas

  • yo mama's so fat when she whent to walmart she loward the prices

  • yo momma's so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone

  • yo momma's so dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

  • gay jokes

    

  • yo mamma so fat that when she jumped she got stuck

  • yo mammas so poor she ran after a dump truck with a grocery list ( Ps: YOU SUCK )!!!

  • yo mommas so stupid that she thought your yo momma jokes were good

  • u both suck cock

  • yo mamma is better

  • Your so bad at yo mama jokes yo mama could do better

  • yo mama is so fat that she ordered a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean

  • your momas so stupid she lets do all this crap!!!

  • YALL SUCK REALLY BAD

  • yo momma so fat,she had to take a bath in the ocean

  • Your mamma is so old she sat next to jeuse in the 3rd grade!

  • look at the cute baby

  • Thumbs up u disliked this

  • yo mama so fat she broke the branch off your family tree

  • your mama so fat that when God said let there be light God said move.

  • your mamma so fat when she went to tokyo they said oh shit godzillas back

  • to mom is soo fat when she sat on the tolite she broke it

  • ya mom is soo stuped she got hit by a car that was parked!

  • there just kids but brady sorry i think thomas won

  • u suck u have to use a papper

  • that is so gay... here's one "yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mt.dew"or "yo mama so fat when she got in a monster truck it turned to a lowrider"

  • brady

    

  • Yo Mamma's Head Is So Big It Shows on Radar!

  • Thomas

  • i liked the little kid but Thomas one

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  • I like the little kid

  • yo mama's the reason why Dumbledor turned gay!

  • U guys suck here"yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund"

  • u both suck and u have no life

  • you both suck to mama so stupid she spent a penny asked for change

  • @echdogg10 you suck even more! yo mama so ugly that when bob the builder saw her he said " i can fix that/" and walked away in fear

  • okay last post maybe

    yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved

    yo mama so stupid shae climbed over a glass wall to see the other sides

    yo mama so stupid she forgot the number for 911

    yo mama so fat the weather service calls her farts!!!

    yo mamas so ugly she makes unions cry!!!

    yo mamas so cheap she uses paper plates again!!

    BEAT THAT!!!!!!!

  • oh got another one!

    yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

  • yo mama so fat her bathtub is seaworld oh and you mama is so stupid when she was going to disneyland she asked for directions and the guy said disneyland left so she went home

  • yo mama is so stupid she went to the dentist she asked for a blue tooth oh and yo mama is so fat she has her own area code o beat that!

  • Yo mom is so fast nasty she had 1 white and one black a the as bou there dad she sad to check the phone book qnd the street

  • yo mamas so dumb she gave birth to u kaboom

  • Gay fuck u kidss

  • yo mama so stupid she tried to blow out a light bulb

  • ur mama is so fat that they had to go to sea world to get baptised

  • heres one yo mama so dumb she thought fruit punch was a boxer

  • heres 1 your mama so dum she sold her car 4 gas money

  • hers a good one yur mama so fat wen she turns around people give a welcome back party

  • yo mama is so fat i can slap her belly annd ride the waves

  • Yo momma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

  • I think I laughed harder at thee little boy wondering and staring into thee camera .

  • Look how many toys that kid has

  • thomas one

  • your mama so poor she cant aford to pay attion

  • ........THEY CAN BARELY READ..... -____-

  • STUPID

    

  • i got a joke for you yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

  • you guys are so lame that you need a paper to do lame jokes i mad how you laught at that.brady of you mamas are so fat that when she sat on chris brown he sang no air.now thomas your mama so dum that shestands on a emety bus.

  • your mama is so white she went to white school and they marked her absent

  • your mama is so ugly she put boogy man out of business

  • your mama is poor she was kicking a can and and i asked what she was doing and she said moving

  • your mama is so fat she tripped and the floor started cracking up

  • your mama is dumb she got hit by a parked car

  • your mama so ugly freddy couger got nightmares

  • your mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

  • Your Momma Is So Ugly Bob The Builder "Said" I Can't Fix That

  • here is one u should use yo mamma so ugly bob the builder said we can't fix this

  • That kid is adorable

  • Yo mama is so stupid she laughed at your jokes

  • Yo mama is so stupid she laughed ar

  • yo boys yo mama jokes contest stenk and dont use a paper yo mama so fat when she go to a all you can eat buffey thay have to put speed bump thats a yo mama joke

  • yo mama is so poor she walked down the street with one shoe. and if you ask her if she lost a shoe she says"no i found one"

  • if you have a yo mama joke contest dont use a piece of paper.

  • Yo mama is so fat when she asked if she can  have a water bed they had 2 lay a blanket over the sea

  • this is so fuckin dum

  • This sucks

  • Thomas winz also hears a yo mama joke yo mama so stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she said "catch that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:­Ohahahahaha

  • niether you both suck. by the way yo mama is so fat every time she turns around her fdamily threws a welcome back party

  • Thomas wins because my name is tHOMAS TOO

  • i paid more attention to the baby besides your so stupid you have to write your mama jokes down

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  • your mama's so poor she hangs her toilet paper out to dry.

    your mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

    your mama's so stupid she thought dunkin doughnuts was a basket ball team.

  • yo jokes suck so much that that my ears started to bleed

  • YO MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER ICKING A GARBAGE CAN, I ASKED HER WAT SHE DOIN SHE SAID MOVIN....

    YO MAMA RAN AFTER THE GARBAGE TRUCK WITH A WENDY'S CART...

  • 0:26 out of my way bitches

  • lol and u 2 r so stupid u cant even remember the jokes so u had it written down

  • check out ur red light savor

  • nobody wins

  • Stupid Video!!! Yo mama so hairy that big foot got jealous. >:D

  • MAN YALL MOM SO STUPID THEY THOUTH THEY RAN OUT OF TIME TO GIVE U A NAME

  • yo mama is so broke she couldnt afford schooling for her kids

  • Both yo mommas are so hairy the only language they speak is WOOKIE!!!!!!

  • lame

    

  • u 2 fucking idiots. u cant even make the fucking jokes.

  • Yo mama's so fat that when sonic the hedgehog tried to run around her he turned from blue to grey and died of old age.

  • Yo mama so STUPID she tryed to bring food to the homelss and when she knocked on the front door she wonder why no one was home OOOOO!!

  • your momma's sad she raised u two fags and regrets it

  • you both lose

  • yo mamma so stupid she wached this whole video

  • that was a old jokes

  • they are so funny

  • go baby

    

  • You such here's a good one yo mamas so stupid she triped over a wireless phone cord

  • you suck

  • daww the blonde kid is cuter 

  • thats the worst go baby

  • BOLTH OF U SUCK!!!!! SUCK DIS DICK

  • That little kid was the only funny thing in da vid

  • Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is KFC

  • dumb

  • Your mama is so fat I known her all my life and still haven't seen the rest of her

  • this is gay as hell

  • anyone heard the white boy 0:48 when he mess up and besides these kids dont even get the jokes

  • yo mammas so fat she jumped n the air n got stuck!

  • Yo momma so stupid she ran around all night trying to catch sleep or yo momma so stupid when her husband said it was chili outside she ran outside with a spoon say something good.

  • stupid kids you should say your mom is so fat when a school bus rolls down the hill she yells hey stop that twinky! youn guys should not use paper just say anything yoyu want . MORONS

  • "Yo Mama Is Ugly She Made A Straight Guy Go Gay" And The Baby Won!! lol

  • u both are gay and yo mama is so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!!!!!!!

  • ok yu both suck and your mama is so fat that god could't even lift her spirits

  • i go for thomas

  • yo mamma so fat she put a paper on the telivision just to watch paper veiw

  • thomas won ;

  • the baby

    

  • ur mama so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15minutes before she does

  • brady

  • lol

  • i got a yo momma joke "yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars mistaken her for a yellow light"

  • this kids suck.... Yo mama so fat wehn she fell in love she broke it

  • I think the little boy was better than both of ya and by the way yo mama so fat she was batised in seaworld

  • Yo mama is so stupid she let u make this video

  • stupid