CHRISTMAS HAUL

[greenninja289]

anyone notice that the Tobuscus painting by his niece had five fingers and a thumb btw dont wanna be a troll though the painting is AWESOME!

[jpurpura15]

I LOVE YORKS TOBY!!!!



[Showan04]

best interactive vlog ever

Toby: "I'm not gunna do it"

Me and my sister: "DO IT"

Toby: "ACHHOOOO"

Me and my sister: "YESSSS"

[Tribuscuz]

OMG one more vid with Toby's lisp and I will master it!!

I with have the perfect LISP!!!

[KagamiVlog]

Toby as a cinder block, Blockbuscus

[georginalouise95]

In the UK theres an actual law that says it's illegal to drive and operate a bullhorn at the same time... specific

[Grayhens]

If you use my "Hacking Button" you might be able to Hack your own cereal box ;) But too bad it's just a video on my channel. (Your meant to go watch it)

[Stevo5000X]

Toby call (843)-200-1776. Bc this guys wont stop and im sick of seeing his ugly face.

[TheMacT98]

yes i sneezed during a toby video and not only that it was at the same time he did :D

[randomjames13]

Toby u should make tobuscus sweatpants

[happyhat27]

@randomjames13 Hell yes!

[randomjames13]

@happyhat27 i know right!!!!!!!

[Lilyrose5683]

I think Toby in a santa hat is about the coolest thing I've ever seen!

[shiftycent111]

i sneezed damn it 

[MarkrkusWar52]

NOOO I HAVE JUST SNEEZED FOR THE FIRST TIME WHILST WATCHING A TOBY TURNER VIDEO!!!

[lolagreen4]

This is the first really famous person on YouTube that makes YouTube videos everyday................that's awesome

[Kabutopuppy]

Keeps rubbing his nose...because of the coke XD

[YOUNGBLOODXD]

bless ure face XD

[CODKiller1223]

yes toby...everyone wants to see a close up of your crotch....except me and maybe some sane people......just kiddin lol

[bluemelody92]

BLESS YOUR FACE TOBY!!!!! Also, I love you xD

[1234567890sdr]

was the sleep mate a fleash light toby?!?!?!?!

[GingerOnWheels]

bless your face little man :P

[hanakisa]

bless your face

[XtremeTempah96]

Toby Sneezes..

Me: Bless your face Toby!

Toby: Yeah bless my face!

Me: OMG AHHHH!

[jennrenaee]

@XtremeTempah96 That happened to me, too, girl. Or guy. Or.. other.

[Vladd7]

lol, the work-up to the sneeze was really funny

[Pokemon7140]

What is the ratio of girls to guys who watch toby's vlogs?

[RepresentinTGOD]

for Once i actually sneezed during this video:)

[JAXFortuna]

How come no one ever presses "like" anymore? Lame.

[orangemouse31]

Bless your face!

[karatekid5898]

if you need to get a sneeze out try looking into a light. it helps me.

[whitefang514]

SNEEZING IS FOR GEEZERS

[Neomaxizoomdwebie]

Say elephant it stops you from sneezing

[GermStomper]

If Toby was a chocolate he would probably be a Lindor chocolate because on the outside he's completely nuts! But on the inside he's nice & delicious :3

[954Rainhair]

I can't be bothered to read through all 3 000 comments, so I will assume no one else said this: If you are about to sneeze, put your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Sneeze gone. Like magic. It actually works.

[LetsMakeHIStory777]

Aww Toby, I'll be your sleepmate :o

[kelseylynnlolxd]

bless your face ;P



[KalasOtherTube]

DIS IS WOT I GOT!!! lol so funny

[mcluvinsupreme]

Bless you tobeh

[MrWaylon4]

i have that issue of wired

[GeevesPie]

When you said you were going to sneeze, I did. @.@ What did you do to me Toby???

[InsaneMusicLvr]

I got the same toothbrush.... xD lol

[SpazldNinjaDude]

toby, i have to say this, ahhh i love you

[Youwilldiecuzkristof]

That was the greatest darkness redness whiteness I've ever seem...

[Ryandj453]

I think this is the first lazy vlog that Toby didn't start the outro 2 minutes before it actually ended.

[TheRosie2232]

your sleepmate will enjoy your new jeans XD

[PENGAmurungu]

Well, at least Toby's sleepmate is a girl.

[heyster3]

you did get a bunch of stuff for your house. that's a good idea for me when i do gift giving. those simple ideas just slip my mind.

[Senorlovemuffin]

bless your face

[sweeetpea12]

TOBY! Bless your face! :)

[Mrdavin22]

u are a amizing Toby bless yo face

[fyrrocker25]

BLESS YOU TOBY!!!

[weareHPgeneration]

bless yo face, Toby

[jesslynnmorgan]

you vlog on your Iphone?!?! this is my mind...... BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

[Kymma4444]

hey did anyone see the adds off to the side that said toby call me with an old balding guy on the front

[EpicChibitalia]

I was trying to eat when you sneezed!!! EWWWW

[MrStan713]

Intro of Darkness then redness then whiteness.Toby BLESS YOU outro of Darkness then redness then whiteness ba do do do do do do do Thumbs up then BOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP

[Soleil07563]

Toby...

you can never say "sponsor" too many times and i love to feel the softness its so COOL!!!!

I STILL LOVE YOU TOBY!!!

[HawtAsianChica]

BLESS SHOU!

[Soccerplusplaya]

that awkward moment when you sneeze while toby does the outro so technically you don't get blessed.....

[starwarsgeek2010]

I SNEEZED YES!!!!

[godguy360]

bless your face

[LiztheLizardly]

Bless you

[RIP31750]

4:53 BLESS YOUR FACE TOBY!!!!

[nickyiscute1]

Bless your friggin face!!!

[theyLOVEvaughn]

Press 3: ...i'm stupid. LOL

[DrDonutCrew]

Press 2: He got an arrow to the knee.

[eckelstein]

Press 6: AIDS in the darkness... O___o

[goatorama]

Haha i sneezed the same times toby did!! :D

[Peacegirl2409]

"oo it's Revlon" hahahahahaha

[IpOkEuRfAcE24]

I'm gonna flash some light all over the place

[kenbefound]

OMG Toby, I was getting dizzy watching you walk around & around in your place, lol. BTW, I felt better after you sneezed, didn't you?? LOL

[TheMissWhoo]

please mount me..

[StitchedUPHeart9]

who else got dizzy watching this? O_e

[grimloveline]

Crotch sbot! Bless your face

[GR1PTAPE]

BLEEESSSS YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[KiKiLuVzYaBabi]

4:45 bless you c:

[DarkGuardian359]

BBBBLLLLEEEESSSSSSSS YYYYOOOOUUUURRRR FFFFAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!

[RevengeBoi00]

Toby...bless YOUR face for once.

[9Cullens]

@RevengeBoi00 He did bless his face - 5:39 & 5:41 (:

[Hellequin246]

Ciara is talented!

[DomakuMakunara]

Like to bless Toby's face!

[SHiNYxStarmie]

Bless your face.

[XSuperDanteX]

OH MY GOD! people can kill you and take all your stuff like SKYRIM!

[RachelHerr4]

Bless your face Toby!!

[rockrangel5150]

Bless your face Toby, and since you sneezed during this video, bless you.

[Parker744]

I shall name my child Tobuscus

[Bebo733733]

HOW DO WE GET A TOBUSCUS PILLOW

[TheSDchargers4life]

@SwannyEnigma He's ADHD

[kilburn68]

Bless your face

Peace off

BOOOOOPP!!!!!!

[CiaraTrnr]

awww I love you toby <3

[sonic184]

Bless your face toby ^-^

[AnimeDragonChic]

awwwww he's cute when he is trying not to sneeze!! bless you face toby!!!

[goldbikechamp]

You sneezed during your video, bless you.

[IzzytheGardaner]

Even his sneezes are funny :P BLESS YOUR FACE!

[D3VINtv]

neverstick my in your crotch again

[SwannyEnigma]

Toby, do you drink a lot of coffee? Like seriously. If you don't do drugs it must be a loooooot of coffee.

[voldemortrules101]

bless your face- for the millionth time = D

[CODMW3FAN360]

thanks 4 a tour of ur house :D

[CODMW3FAN360]

hey i live in florida > : D

[MagickSerpentress]

Bless your face :)

[Spenc181]

The vomit blanket looks like trix

[BryanEshbaugh]

Oh Toby...

[wilssara427]

BLESS YOUR FACE TOBY!

[Lelem2]

BLESS YOUR FACE TOBY

[surfing4life96]

Bless your face

[EmiriTsukiyo]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Toby's crotch.

[BeeCFxD]

Bless your face!!

[CookieTehNomMonster]

@.@

Toby

Crotch.

[hatzynz]

i sneazed in this vid :)

[Ekulizor]

BLESS YOU TOBY JOSEPH TURNER. MAY A RAINBOW SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY AND HIT YOU IN THE JUNK TODAY.

[hindo9999]

Oh Youtube, why must you always need to load the video when Toby makes a funny face? You will kill me from laughter.

[DragonNPuppyGirl]

You wanna mount me when where? ;)

[tyler273]

I want a tobuscus shirt... SPONSOR!

[Jpizzle1144]

I want a chicken nugget

[kariberi]

You Sneezed!



[supman190]

Gazuntight Toby!

[11Cassaroo11]

BLESS YOUR FACE TOBY TOBUSCUS TURNER!!!

anyone else curious if he sneezed again after he stopped the vid?

[Kaninchen645723]

@11Cassaroo11 yes

[maliasaurusrex]

toby if you say "mustard" right before you sneeze, it stops it

[BlueEyedSon101]

@TheHatOfDestiny no1 paid attention until he sneezed

[onodrim20001]

1. really your crotch haha 2. the call me ad wow haha

[zakbennetts]

I love u toby

[phoenixrisen1030]

O.o I would also like to know what's with the creepy "Toby, Call Me" ads.

^.^ And another thing...is it wrong that my first thought was to write that number down to distribute to any number of random places?

[sgtpepper527]

Toby sneezed during his own video?! INCEPTIONBUSCUS!

[TheSoxfan77777]

BLESSS... your amazing face! and the rest of yo body gurl :)

[Nickcoz0]

Did anyone see the Toby, Call me Ad to right?

WTF is with that

[ksbn4ever]

Bless Yo Freakin Face!!! can i win a shirt please? XD

[katherinepearman]

Bless yo face.

[Reagz45]

Hehe he is going to "shove us into a car and mount us", all said while wearing a Santa hat

[drwhogrl88]

How many people I wonder were anticipated your sneeze so they could comment "Bless Your Face"? I was one of those people though... so...

Bless your face.

[PropertyOfDemyx]

Bless your face ;)

[oolala64]

Who actually said Bless your face when he sneezed? Pfff, Cause I did

[Callum0907]

BLESS YOUR FACE

[MeowBitchDubs]

Did Toby just shove us into his crotch?

[selgmzfanforev11]

@MeowBitchDubs i think so... now my face is twitching from weirdness...

[fuzzywolfman101]

@MeowBitchDubs when?



[Nerdifierful]

@MeowBitchDubs Are you complaining ;)

[MeetMeinMontauk80]

Bless your face :)

[MistyQueHarper]

the crotch folds look very good on you,Toby! :P

[WarlockTheGreat]

Thumbs up for being sneezed on :)

[6animallover]

HEY TOBY GUESS WHAT...... BLESS YOU!!!!!

[ShashaLeigh44]

I showed my sister one of your videos and we were at Walmart *sponsor* :D and someone sneezed in the other isle and she yelled BLESS YO FACE!! and then we looked at each other and started laughing. So thank you Toby, you have made my sister that much cooler.

[Ninjashadow16]

Bless your crotch folds and bless you. Peace off

[ShinigamisRock]

Bless you Toby.

[tlfranz42]

I'm severely ADHD too. Watching you makes me feel better about myself. Thanks Toby (: 3

[FayVictoria]

Your house is Huge O.O

[Melieb90]

bless yo crotch.

[Rhytheripper]

Toby likes to mount us in his car wearing his new pants:/

[DoubleE4eva]

what happened to toby's doggy

[wendypiersall]

lol omg crotch folds

[EmilieIsMyName44]

You Are Freakin' Cute:)

[isalovewierdo]

Bless your beautiful face !

[phonelamplover]

carcus of a santa

[MariaCarmen101]

How DO you actually enter to win a t-shirt? I WANT ONE!

[wereonabridgecharley]

Bless yo face!

[martines184]

Bless you Toby <3

[tom90900]

Bless your face ;)

[9ktlyn]

"This is what i got" LOL!!!!!!

[CammYChaotiC]

After he sneezed, I said bless your face and he replied unknowingly. Jesus moment. -3

[ginnonifu]

bless you

[JelvinJS7]

So he DIDN'T get a portal gun? Aww shucks

[SuckerPunch7222]

I'm at/around 1:40 and yes yes we do!! =)

[TheHatOfDestiny]

Oh Toby, you must realise that no-one was paying any attention to anything you said after the crotch shot, before to if they checked the comments for three seconds.

[RabidBoi2]

Still wanna be your girl *sigh*

[BiscuitBoy989]

Bless Your Face!

[MiniMarz21]

Tobuscus for Congress!