Randy Rooney scores own goal 足球明星魯尼被踢爆

[legocal77]

its funny because its true! haha lol

[oneminutetomidknight]

Fabio Capello. In a top hat. Mind=blown.

[ayoopdog]

LOL Rooney wears the same clothes everyday

[griffin2000]

Who animated this? Come to my home and let me GIVE YOU A BEER!

[Knighthawk1985]

Granny Blowjob Yuck!!!

[michelleashleyxx]

HAHAHAHHA Rooney and an old grandmother? Sudoku while having sex? BRILLANT!

[heliumtrophy]

I can't stop laughing and yet be repulsed at the thought of that granny part..........There are soooooooooooooooooo many things wrong with that and yet so hilarious.

[sanarkhos]

They broke the sound effects board on this one

[fearrsalach]

Never has anything missed so much context. If only real news was like this....

[Xinadium]

What the FUCK

[SteRDLK]

Why the fuck is Peter Crouch the same size as Ashley Cole

[rubberlugs]

3 some

[rio197]

LOL at throwing the kitchen sink.

[caeseroct0]

Wow, a literal demonstration of "can't hit the side of a barn" at 0:50.

[RichoRosai]

@caeseroct0 I know, why do these people know English idioms so well?

[XSunacX]

0:18 (sudoku&doggy at the same time lol)

[freska00000]

That is fucking class

[LozzaaXD]

Did anyone else just get nightmares from watching that

[kozeyar]

ROFL!

[taishou89]

news like this never make me boring!! LOLz

[wblstudios]

0:30 DAMN YOU APPLE DAILY. We did NOT need this visual, no matter how many pink sparkles you add.

[StrasnusDude]

lol playing sudoku while having sex

[wearealltubes]

@StrasnusDude I find the best way to receive head is to ignore her completely, sudoku might be going a bit far (I'll still try it), but reading a magazine or watching a movie is good.

[kiwkee]

the kitchen sink and the side of a barn - two cliches that come to life. nice gumjob granny btw

[mickhaus]

needs as the soundtrack Howlin Wolf singing Back Door Man

[saveWHO50]

so how soon b4 johncrybabyterry hits on Coleen? oh wait he only does that when couples are still together. He did get grannie's digits from wayne though.

[Kha0z21]

LOL

[barca2022]

i believe that ronney would have sex wearing england's kit ...!!

[purplebanana1000]

Lol :)

[Gizmogibbongimp]

... Is this like... Sims 3?

[ellysharodham]

hadehhh TOBATT TOBAT 

[gavtothein]

wow.is this the actual footage that's been rumoured to exist??

[kiyohashi13]

patricia tierney lol

[bahriboy]

this is pretty funny!!!!

[KasHCubeD]

LOL! HE DROVE OFF IN A MITSUBISHI Galant!!

[Roodosutaa]

@KasHCubeD Looks more like a Lancer, but hilarious all the same. Think Rooney has a Range Rover (amongst others) in real life

[littledude92]

im a fat piece of lard that cant spell

[olddrunkfatguy]

I got a much better video then this and I aint even got any views - WTF? :'(

[jakxcombat]

wtf

[GuysSeriously]

Australian rules football, Gaelic football, American football

[GuysSeriously]

He's the ugliest person in the world no doubt

[ZMVPZ]

lol didnt hear the story about his grandmother

[highlandcommando]

Man utd were being sponsored by ford. Giggs arrived at the event in a mondeo, Scholes landed in an old capri. Rooney came in an escort.

[victor9245]

A true wanker

[ChelseaTeam100]

lol :D :D :D muhahahaha

[keithanthonysedgwick]

Superb! Where can I get this video game and when I do, on which level do I find Rooney getting a blow job from the granny hooker? Priceless, real priceless!

[xXWEEGAZXx]

23 people pressed "dislike" because they thought that it ment "dis i like

[Em0Ch1ld]

@xXWEEGAZXx

 please die

[Stinsonboi]

@Em0Ch1ld lol i hate them to

[carl2107]

WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!?! :L

[Katoriaification]

動新聞為什麼國際化了 XDD

但是每次都有笑點 笑死我~

[spiderbeanps3]

Fat shrek scum

[Neves376]

@spiderbeanps3

Bitter ABUs..lol and lol

[Neves376]

@spiderbeanps3

Bitter jealous ABUs..lol and lol

[Thehatedtruth]

The Sims 3 : Soccer sex scandals.

[rosahlyn]

Lol Ali G reference?....... You guys are really young cos in the 1970's we all had ours/other halfs names across the sun strips of our Mk1 & Mk2 Escorts, Capri's and Cortinas- and we had furry dice and furry seat covers too and we were COOL! It made us girls the bees knees if our bf's had our names in their windscreens.

So it's way way before Ali G and I assume a reference to Rooney being "past it".

Wish it had an English dub over but animation is fabaRooney!

[sanryoga]

Got to love the Ali G reference :p, these guys are amazing :p

[JohnWoo]

@sanryoga What Ali G reference? 

[birdseyefishfingers2]

@JohnWoo i think he means on the car the way in ali g in da house its ali and me bitch instead its wayne and coleen. its not reli that funny tbh.

[JohnWoo]

@birdseyefishfingers2 Oh wow, that's really subtle, I didn't even remember that scene. Respect!

[sanryoga]

@birdseyefishfingers2 it's not that funny indeed, but I love the little nod they made

[sanryoga]

@JohnWoo The car with his name on the windshield on his side of the car and his girlfriend's name on the other

[ace2high]

@Serks83 america wasnt even the creators of tackle football, it was made by Canadians who originally called it Canadian rugby but gave it a different name as it changed into its own unique sport over time. America then decided to take Canadian football and basterdize the rules to make it easier on them. But yes it is stuiped that they switched from calling it canadian rugby to an irelevent name like football.

[zghvbn1]

@ace2high it's because the REAL name for rugby is "Rugby football" run by the RFU the rugby football union ,easy innit !...

[DaveScarboroughUK]

Lol! Loves these vids, like the cat getting thrown out to.

[heartistico]

@Oopiego I think it was made by taiwanese

[CurtisCries]

@heartistico appledaily is hong kong newspaper

but this video is really made by taiwanese

[darknessoflight2k9]

WTF just happened ??? o.0

[braincyo]

fucking legend

LOLZ

[charliesplinter]

This prostitutes man! 1 comes out then 5 others pop out.

[897667]

rooooooooooooooooneyyyyyy

[Serks83]

So now there were two entirely different sports sharing the same name. So to avoid getting any more confused than they already were; Americans decided to come up with a name for something that already had a name. And that's how the Americans started to refer to Football as Soccer. Hope that's clarified it for you guys.

[elmateeeo]

@Serks83 lets be honest tho american football isnt exactly a popular sport anywhere other than the US and they barely use their feet...so they should have changed that name- they should anyway because american football was in fact invented in england it just never caught on like rugby and real football

[Seanod123]

@elmateeeo it wasn't invented in england. It was invented in Canada because they preferred rugby football to association football(soccer ball). So they made their own variation of it, which carried across the the US.

[Serks83]

Instead of calling it, Rugby, or American Rugby, or Handball, or American Handball, or American Super Macho Powerball, or (and this one's a doozy) SOCCER, since it hadn't been invented yet (and thus wasn't being used to describe another sport that already existed for several hundred years); they decided to call it Football. Even though most of the time the ball is in the players HANDS.

[GuysSeriously]

@Serks83 The US are not the only people that call it soccer you moron.

Ever heard of soccer city? it's a stadium in south africa where they played the world cup recently. The socceroos? the nickname for Australias football team. I know for a fact that Japanese often call it soccer as I lived there for two years.

[babypiyo]

@GuysSeriously It's called Sakkā cuz of 外来語. However the official English name for sakkā in japan is football. You should know about JPA if you have been in Japan for 2 years.

[babypiyo]

@GuysSeriously I meant JFA. Typo, sorry.

[Serks83]

So then the Americans came along; saw football; and didn't like it. Fair enough. Saw Rugby and thought, "that's great, that is". Fair enough again. Went off and created their own version. Good for them. It was at this stage that they managed to get themselves confused, some how.

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[Serks83]

Hahahahahahaha!!!! That was brilliant! The bit at the end where he's trying to hit a barn door; genius!

And just to clarify, the British invented football. They called it football because for most of the time you have to manipulate a BALL with your FEET. Do you see how it makes sense to call something football under those premises?

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[DarkAkira11]

haha ,great xD

[harshalsupreme]

hilarious! :D

[3waystopcock]

still one of the best footballers in the world and while the world cup was bad for rooney the English team was screwed by Fifs

[sattfield]

@3waystopcock Don't be ridiculous. We were screwed by Germany who tore us apart.

[nerp23]

Its funny cos its true..

[yactiano7]

Ridicoulus.... 

[Relux]

Something tells me couldn't hit a barn door, auld slapper, and everything but the kitchen sink aren't popular Taiwanese phrases. This must be English

[vzt11]

haha :))):))

[NastyLucas]

That is hillarious.

[Ldutch]

This is how all news should be done... in every country

[TheRegtur]

@Ldutch Haha true

[F13RDY]

coleen, take the red cunt to the fucking cleaners

[MrKroketen]

I am not surprised that Wayne Rooney slept with those hookers. Coleen looked like a cow when she was pregnant. She was also unshaggable so Wayne had to look for other options.

Rooney!!! Rooney!!! Rooney!!!

[sudkobfah]

LOL !!

[cipherrrr]

The boy couldnt hit the broad side of a barn.

[MyDiamondStarCar]

these asian celebrity graphics things are crazy, haha. Which was the very first one? I wonder who the hell thought of these things, but they are hysterical.

[blackdoor326]

Such honest animation haha

[antdude]

LOL at throwing the cat.

[Alignn]

Nice illustration of hitting the broad side of a barn lol

[brukins]

LOL!

[comrieharlemaster12]

\/\/\/\/\/ check out this guy lol

[elpadroney]

who the fuck is randy rooney, another brit that plays soccer and cant lay the pipe?

[banshee5555]

@elpadroney

(Soccer) its called football.

[BootlegToe]

@banshee5555 The English invented the term Soccer.

[xGP7]

@BootlegToe yes from the soc in "association football" so football is still the correct term even if the truth makes soccer slightly less stupid

[Byakkotai]

@BootlegToe I think English created football and Americans call it soccer, no ?

[BootlegToe]

@Byakkotai Both are true, but the word soccer itself was invented by an Englishman. Americans just kept calling it soccer.

[elpadroney]

@banshee5555 huh?? thats soccer not football?? wat??