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  • hahahaha epic :D

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  • @michburn yeah I was just thinking the same thing. I love his old bits though.

  • I've always enjoyed George. But the last few years, I find him more bitter, angry and soap-boxing than funny. Ah well.

  • @michburn

    He went...fuck it...FUCK IT!

  • ah george rest in peace buddy

  • i was expecting something else when i clicked on this video ;)

  • Glad George wasn't around to see the KFC Famous Bowl.

  • Every once in a while, the planets align, and every once in a while, a genius is born.

  • "The freedoms we USED to have." And that was said before NDAA.

  • I notice that people who live outside of cities never complain about supermarkets or pollution, but people who live in cities always complain about how we are ruining the earth. Maybe we haven't ruined all of america, just the 5% of it that 80% of the population sees on a day to day basis.

    Also, I used to be obese until I took responsibility and lost 60 lb.s, and its a lot harder than to just stop eating. people should really lay off unless they've been through that.

  • @jaredthebest47 your name is jaredthebest47? hey arent you the same jared from the subway commercials?

  • @jaredthebest47- Yeah, no one complains 'outside the city' ... you're a fucking idiot.

  • Where can I get those fried raccoon assholes? I want mine with some hot sauce!!!

  • Lmao "Can they fuck!?" I almost died ^^

  • American foods are full of bad chemicals. In years to come we will find that some of these chemicals are addictive.

  • @thaguf - we already know these chemicals are addictive.

  • obese people make me sick

  • @netgear123456 Big surprise most comments you make on you tube are filled with hate. People like you make me sick.

  • @thaguf Im glad I make you sick hopefully you puked all over your computer after reading my comment

    when im in burger king the odd time and I see someone who is dangerously over weight and their stuffing themselves with more artery clogging diabetes endorsing crap that makes me sick call it hate if you want I don't give a fuck its called common seance which you obviously need

  • @netgear123456 Common Sense, learn to spell you dumb shit. If you were in burger king you were also clogging your arteries, so there is some sense for you.

  • @thaguf Fixating on my spelling mistake and calling me a dumb ass because you don't have a valid argument. I bet you have a family member or a close friend who is a fat fuck and that's why you took offence to my comment. And there is nothing wrong with fast food in moderation its when you abuse it just like every other substance be it food or drugs is when it becomes bad for you. And yes you do need common sense.

  • @netgear123456 No that's not why, I agree about to much is bad. But I don't hate someone just because they have a problem. Everyone has a problem its just not as easy to notice as being big. Everyone is equal in my eyes.

  • @thaguf I never said I hate them I don't hate anybody. I hate looking at them destroy themselves is all I meant

  • 307 fat people watched this video

  • whats the name of this show?

  • I love him :'(

  • fat people make me sick

  • @krackerjackjonny Nobody cares you racist fuck. People like you make me sick.

  • @thaguf What makes me sick is when people think that intolerance can be defeated with intolerance. It is the opposites that takes out the other if a person only has the patience for it. Otherwise the result will be in Plato's expression that "The wise speak because they have something to say, the fools because they must."

  • George tells the real deal

    About semi concious americans.

  • Would say r.i.p but i get the impression he isnt the sort of bloke that spends that much resting he is on the abosolute nail of comedy and intelectual genius.despite that people still dont get it...dumb americans

  • @spenceriow British faggot.

  • I agree with meisner; 100% BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT that I have had to come to LEARN - unfortunately - that 'we' - collectively - tend to 'oppose' TRUTH, no matter how funny it may be presented..... AND WORSE THEN, I've learned that even though peope KNOW ITS TRUE, THEY - THEMSELVES - WANT . . .the 'willingly ignorant position.....' LOL! No WONDER we'll NEVER correct our formerly great nation in so many necessary ways....VOTERS are to blame as MUCH as the politicians....WE want it OUR WAY too!

  • He is like Hofi was in Hungary. R.I.P. also. :(

  • Kinda feel like an idiot for eating that sauteed racoon asshole on a stick last night.

  • I miss you George.

  • Not Mac and Cheese. That's prison food. Symbol should be these 2 bowls. One with Nachos loaded with everything on em and the other a Big bowl of Buffalo wings in front of a HUGE pitcher of Beer. That should be the symbol. RIP George.

  • people who get made about "picking" on fat people need to ride on a bus or train or any form of public transportation, try sitting next to two 500 pound on a packed train every day, and they make YOU feel like the asshole. Screw that, fat people shouldnt be allowed to take up two sits on any form of public transportation, stand up, better yet walk home.

  • he...stuttered?

  • this guy was the fucking boss of bosses

  • they just had a stupid shit sale!

  • Earlier, my friend showed me one of those 'Epic Meal Time' vids where they're making their 'Super Sloppy Sundae'-A 35 gallon ice cream sundae,with bacon topped by brown sugar. Its this shit that just shows what a spoilt fucking species we are in this part of the world.Meanwhile, some poor little fuck way out in Africa is lucky if s/he gets a drop of clean water in their system,let alone a stick of deep fried butter.Part of me just thinks 'hang on... isn't there enough to go around here'?

  • @IKilledElviss i feel like george carlin would disagree with you. i feel like he would say "sure, we're fat pigs, but fuck it. I'm hungry. gimmie some of that delicious stuff"

  • @tylerdanieltothemax - yeah, because george was so fat, right? idiot

  • @IKilledElviss Actually those people get a lot of money for what they do through ad revenue, so given the system they're forced to operate in, I don't think you should be so eager to judge. They're just funny guys with hustle. In my opinion you'd make more of a difference toward social equality if you attacked the financial, corporate, and political elites who continue to rob the third world than if you attack guys who cook food on youtube.

  • Ron Paul 2012

  • Gotta love him

  • This guy is fuckin amazing

    he speaks the truth.

  • haha americans are fat and dumb. but us canadians arent too far behind in the fat category anyways. lol

  • @mcconnell1986 Don't sell yourselves short. I've met plenty of Canadians. You guys are dumb, too.

    Nothing personal... : )

  • @Simon9Mr "yay, I insulted a canadian!"

    That was pointless.

  • People are fuckin dumb!!  Could any four words be truer?

  • DUMBER THAN A SECOND COAT OF PAINT!! God, I miss you, George! Even near the end he was sharp as a tack. Nobody compares. To wit: Look through your grandmother's old plates. They were a lot smaller because PEOPLE ATE LESS!! I love the fact that I, as a smoker, get ridiculed and derided for my life choice, MOSTLY BY FAT FUCKS WHO ARE A FAR BIGGER DRAIN ON THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM. Fuck fat people. Start taxing the goddamned fast food restaurants. Budget crisis solved,

  • "huge pile of redundant protoplasm" HAHAHA xD i'm so using this

  • "Got a pencil? Get the fuck in there it's physics" Ahahahahah xD

  • ha ha FUCKIN brilliiant !!!!!!!

  • The microphone blends in the his beard. This annoyed me

  • I wonder when the first sauteed raccoon-asshole kiosk is going to open.

  • I am going on a diet george carlin is telling the truth. lol.

  • It,s not a laughing matter we all (as Americans) should be crying . VOTE . We need a dirty Dozen as with the enviromental movement to get rid of corrupt and inefective politicans.. IT MAY BE A START.(:_)

  • @tpajohnb1 why should all of us be crying because other people are idiots? i dont care what other country's think they just being nationist for putting us all ine one vote ^-^

  • lol right when it starts hahahaha

  • IO kjusyt vcanm';t ty[pew weithj tjhesew dfatr dfingersd :'(

  • "Got a pencil? get the F*ck in there, its physics" - =)

  • lol IT'S JUST FUCKIN" DANDY!

  • Is there a video of him exposing Zionism?

  • @ST4leave You are talking about a man who bashed the notion of God his entire career and died an old wealthy man, do you think he exposed Zionism?...

  • @ST4leave Zionism being a bunch of crap and not having anything real to expose prevented him from doing so.

  • lol wait till u meet muslims... whole new meaning to word dumb... they following a dead pedophile who fucked a 9 year old and saying humanity needs to follow him too... LOL

  • @exmuslimNfree Americans and Muslims are freakishly alike...

  • @leegeorgeson sheep will be sheep :)

    only the sheep herder will differ

  • If more people had seen this maybe the economy wouldn't have dipped into the shitter so much. If only for a bit.

  • 300 people are fat

  • @scdance00..I couldn't agree more with you. I see that shit everyday with my job. These ignorant, lazy ass, unrealistic people are draining this country. Believe me if my employer would transfer me to Canada I would be gone tomorrow.

  • George is here to tell us the truth when we can no longer look in the mirror.

  • He is so right. It is scary to see just how fat so many people are. I just don't see how people let themselves get that way. If it is depression then I should way 500 lbs., but I don't. You have to just stop eating and go do something productive.

  • @meisner73 they get that way because of society and their lack of knowledge about food as well as care for themselves. everyones too worked up about how am i going to pay for all these luxurious items i have!!! when god forbid we put a healthy meal on the table for our kids.

  • in England malls are famous theirs so few

  • Carlin is just saying that fat people are one product of the value system that promotes work over relationships and families, images over substance and consumption over production. In the long run this kind of culture is not good for people s mental health and physical well being.

  • I was eating chocolate while watching this

  • 299 fat people in the audience don't like this video

  • BIG FAT MOTHERFUCKERS

  • @MsRebaca lol

  • Anybody that hates George Carlin is obviously in denial of the actual truth in life. He's just so right about everything. He's the man!!

  • @meisner73

    Joe bless you

  • @meisner73 Im as big a fan as anyone but noone is right about everything.

  • @meisner73 damn right he always told it like it was.

  • @meisner73 was*

  • Fuck Ron Paul. George Carlin hated people like Ron Paul, and so should you. Ron Paul is part of the problem, and I'm sick of his dumb supporters spamming out all the George Carlin videos on youtube. People are fuckin' dumb.

  • @mistabook lol why do u hate ron paul so much, im canadian and i think hes your countries only viable candidate, he never flip flops, he has no lobbyists and hes against the establishment lol look at all your treasury of states , they come from one company Goldman sachs , tim gientner , ben bernakie , i think your the dumb americans this comedian is talking about

  • @hurasane people in this country are SOOOO fucking lazy and useless. they are uneducated dumbfucks who think they can make their own rules. theres not a day that goes by that isnt stressful because you got some dumb 16 year old walking right in front of your car and not even turning a cheek. or some dumb old mom putting on make up and not even paying attention to moving traffic in front of her.. its everywhere. this nation is doomed. you got any room in canada? hahaha.

  • @mistabook istead of just swearing around like the average american dumbfuck does - you could actually give valuable information about WHY u think Ron Paul is a problem. What about some logically correct, thought-out, reasonable arguments about why Ron Paul is a problem?

  • @r2d2rx He's a conservative christian dickhead who's anti abortion and has no idea how the modern economy works and would cripple our economy.

  • @mistabook Mmm... are you sure about that? I'm not American so don't start cursing at me. I actually think George would have taken Paul's message very seriously. Finally you have a decent candidate who is against the 'Club' as Carlin stated many times and you look away? I don't get it... I saw a clip where many veterans were marching towards Washington, chanting Ron Paul. I've never seen that with a presidential candidate before.

  • 299 like Mencia...

  • thats why i live on a peninsula in little ole' maine - nearest mall is 75 miles away....

  • Pity they killed this gentle man. I love his humor. It's all true.

  • its would be funny if it wasnt true :((

  • LOL.

  • I bet the people that disliked this are the idiot sheeple that go to shopping malls and love modern day America and think they're actually free, WAKE UP.

  • I wonder if any of these big fat motherfuckers are sitting in the front row. Now that would be awkward.

  • I fucking love how this video started. "People are fucking dumb."

  • @TheMDBJJ fuck you

  • he repeats himself alot but he is funny

  • such a wise man

  • The title was very misleading.

  • "No Politician @ all" for 2012 !!

  • Kill Monsanto. RON PAUL 2012!!!

  • epic

  • Lol got a pencil? get the fuck in there it's physics

  • just fucking dandy!

  • I hate to be the bearer of the truth, but overweight women are accelerating the growth of prostitution. This means less and less tax revenue, more diabetes, and more medical expense in general. It's very unnatural for a man to desire an obese woman. I hope for the sake of our American society that these women will wake up and realize what is happening.

  • to his first part, we cant all make money by saying what we think on stage. some people need to find other ways to make money. in a country with 300 million people, only so many jobs to go around.

  • @hehefromhere the answer to 1984 is 1776

  • @hehefromhere "He won't win, don't jizz yourself"

    "He's got a chance!"

    "Yeah in France--Bet you'd vote for PALIN!"

    "We didn't start the flame war, peeps were hatin' on it 'for I left my comment!"

    "We didn't start the flame war, but the whole wide world knows I'm a big old asshole~"

  • @meisner73 You big dick!

  • '' I love the freedoms we used to have.''

  • FATTIES GONNA FAT

  • Unfortunately as more and more women become fatter and fatter so will prostitution become more organized and more widespread. Overweight women just have no clue whatsoever as to the damage they are inflicting on society.

  • @meisner73 maybe you should invent a dildo that does liposuction

  • Unfortunately as more and more women become fatter and fatter so will prostitution continue to advance and become more organized and widespread. Overweight women just don't know the damage they are inflicting on society. They have no clue whatsoever.

  • There really are some dumb ass motherfuckers in this country.

  • I miss this guy.

  • Which DVD is this from?

  • Europeans love to take the piss out of Americans, but fuck that, as an Englishman I absolutely love them. To say they're fat and stupid is to generalize, and only stupid people generalize. Apart from the culture, the thing I love the most is they still give a shit about things! From my experience of living on both sides of the channel, Europeans are a bunch of fucking narcissistic, apathetic cowards. America is the home of the brave. God bless em!

  • @punkyhiphopdood glad to see someone understands that even though our nation has a fuck load of 'dumbass mother fuckers' that generalization doesnt include all of us

  • fuking fatties die

  • i saw the title and thought it was porn, boy was i mistaken.........

  • I'm fat and I'm laughing over here.

  • @TheOSUfan46 Lose some weight ya fat fuck

  • @mullaleo85 lol

  • @TheOSUfan46

    Me too!

    ;-D

  • @TheOSUfan46 and you're proud of it...

  • As much as I agree with a lot of what this guy says, why would someone who complains about their country so much say that they wouldn't have it any other way?

  • Im a fat mother fucker and i still found this hillarious!

  • @ouellette001 Lose some weight ya fat hippo

  • @ouellette001

    Tell us, how do you achieve penetration?

  • there is nothing wrong with being big, put if you get winded from walking up a flight of stairs, or even ride in a shopping cart, YOU HAVE TO RELIZE SOMETHING IS UP!

  • I love George Carlin..

    but am not with him talking shit about fat people..

    some fat people are just fat because they have some sort of a disease

    so its not right to talk about them in that way

    but we should pray to them to get better

    and some fat people made alot of good and worthy things to this country and to the universe 

  • @wtfudoing1 sure ..you are right. as a fat guy I mostly agree. but most fat people are just undisciplined and stopped givin a fukk.

  • @wtfudoing1 some people have a disease, bu even if they do, there has to be a point when you PUT DOWN THE FOOD AND GO TO THE GYM

  • @wtfudoing1 lol. are you serious? Most obese and overweight people in America aren't fat because of some disease or that it is genetic. Praying doesn't help anything. Doing something about it matters. People are fucking fat because of bad habits and laziness. People blame genetics or something... but in reality it's their own fault! Heart disease runs in my family... but I'm going to stay in the best health and not eat shit.

  • @wtfudoing1

    Some are, but most aren't. Most fat people are that way because they eat shit food and live a sedentary lifestyle. That is to say, they're fucking lazy.

  • @wtfudoing1 I think that in this segment George Carlin is making fun of american culture as a hole rather than anything else.

  • @wtfudoing1 'some sort of a disease'...yes it's called laziness.

  • @wtfudoing1 Most fat people are fat because they stuff their fat faces , if god didnt invent death they would spend all eternity eating all the matter in the universe and turning it into floating shits

  • He just had courage to say what was on a lot of people's minds. If you find him insulting then you should find the majority of people around you insulting too.

  • Fat people: it's not your genes. It's not society. It's you. Step one is admitting...

  • people are ALSO getting fatter because it costs a fucking arm and a leg to eat healthy. People go to the grocery store and have 3 choices: spend $50 on a few healthy items(because they're all pretty damn expensive), spend $50 on cheaper, less healthy CRAP, or just decide not to buy anything at all...

  • @Fracture55 im sure in america its also cheaper to buy good quality food in the mall than eating out anywhere. and fast food is eating out....

  • @Fracture55 that's fuck cuz im pretty sure u end up spending more money when u eat junk food cuz it takes more food to fill u up plus u keep eating after cuz it taste so good, when u eat healthy it taste like shit and it fills u up with less food cuz u don't want another bite out of that shit tasting brocely...so it's kind of the same

  • george was a great inspiration to me, intelligent and had balls but he was unfortunately seemed very discontented

  • Huge people are like big fat rutabegas

  • Hahhahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • Oh dear. I liked this bloke before I saw this. Fat people are people too! Did it ever occur to him in his wildest imagination that a 'fat' person would watch this? Or that one would be in his audience? So inconsiderate.

  • @kangaroo432 but he is right, and I think that is more about stupidity than fatness, and USA has a big problem with that.

  • @kangaroo432 lose some weight fatso