How to Turn your iPod into a Taser

[zachcrew]

he looks like he humping someone

[GloppyIsTheKing]

doesnt work with my iPod..

[lisgrow101]

it is extremely low voltage

it won't work

[TheStephy032698]

norma lopez should of saw this video befor watching this video ._.

[TheSuperCosmin]

Oh, Mr. Robber wait until i plug my cuted 3.5 mm jack.

[Shotxofxvalor]

TIP: play the bass drop on a skrillex song for maximum effectiveness.

[TehJuggalo93]

fucking full screen annotations!!!!!!!!!!! -.-

[That1kidMaines]

So this is bullshit?

[klavierGavinlover]

So... it doesnt work with phones then...

[BlazeSmart]

*This is a parody video for fun. Hope you enjoy!*

description READ IT

[sidekick257]

can u do this with a ipod touch?

[bircheyboymagic]

i tryed on my iphone 4 and no it does not work

[nowhereusa]

@bircheyboymagic thers a surprise, between the very low voltage and very low current i'd be amazed if you could even feel it. Most tazers run 50kv or higher, your headphones are probably 30V max.

[vannah1201]

*see's an attacking criminal* "Hold on one second, lemme get out my ipod!!!"

[xXTOXIICXxKILLR]

@JacobzGamez Lol

[z3329885]

its a fucking parody aimed at dumb shits who have ipods to fucking destroy their own ipods...lols

[Bpatriots79]

how bad does this hurt lol? is it like a real tazer or just a shock?

[theyoyomasta]

does this even work?

[llIIIlIIllIIIlIIlllI]

@theyoyomasta oh no

[SuperTangi123]

why call for help when you can just kill the mother f***er for tryingto attack you

[number1fanofbleach1]

lol i shocked my friend... hasnt talked to me for at least an hour

[2400natedog]

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[darkjag99]

Gay

[emblemman86]

@darkjag99 u sir are known as a troll so just fuck off bitch

[lookatmeanimator]

@emblemman86 you're an idiot. ignore, don't feed the failtroll

[darkjag99]

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING FAG DONT LISTEN TO HIM AND THIS IS FAKE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[archerman288]

i tried it on my computer jack and it killed my sister

[TheGamerman1996]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!

HOLD UP! YOU HAVE A PAIR OF FUCKING SCISSORS, WHY DONT YOU JUST USE THEM?

[Tonny890h]

@TheGamerman1996 what if they have a gun and u can't get close?

[TheGamerman1996]

@Tonny890h Same goes with a taser, you have to be just as close with a tazer,

[naciobasques]

wobobobobobobo

[SSBBify]

When I heard the "you need three MP3 files" i realized this was fake

lol!

[AllStarEntUk]

well that didnt work...



[MrLANDRONICS]

or just buy a taser

[TheError404]

...or just download taser app.

[gyp64]

@trussvillenative true that!

[killersasuke1234]

what the fuck? quickly flee the sceen? FUCK THAT ILL FUCKING TASER HIM UNTIL HE HAS NO FKING EYE BALLS!!

[trussvillenative]

that pair of scissors would fuck someone up way more than that "taser" would

[nazneenhirji786]

how to protect yourself with your iTaser

1.throw ur iTaser(or atleast just the headphone part) ...0.5 volts is nt going to help(duhhh!)

2.go to a store and BUY a REAL TASER GUN!!!

3.aim the taser at the guyz nutz and shoot!

4. shout "help"a few tyms

5. and run away

6. follow the above steps to lead a defenseful lyf.....

7.done

[nazneenhirji786]

0:56 I dont strip!!! ='(

[PadrigVellca]

or, or, or, now bear with me here. Take the scissors, hold up a 7 eleven, use the money to buy a gun and ammo. shoot the assbag that is attacking you. problem solved.

[JerkLikeMe11]

READ THE DISCRIPTION YOU IDIOTS !!!

"*This is a parody video for fun. Hope you enjoy!*"

[waterflame1992]

why dont u just use the scissors

[bkaress1337]

ur 2 smart u lost me on 3 links

[SCAM918]

Heres how to actually make it defend you:

1. Turn the volume to max

2. Download Baby, by Justin Bieber

3. When someone is bothering you, begin to play the song. They will walk away screaming, having gone deaf.

4. Note: Make sure you wear ear plugs!

[codgod2408]

@SCAM918 not funny

[SCAM918]

@codgod2408

Okay "codgod." How about you go crawl back into your basement and play your little sexbox while everyone is is kissing girls, chilling, making money, etc.

[Swampertchamp]

@SCAM918 LOL

[idiotAREstupid]

@SCAM918 Friday by Rebecca Black is better :P

[SCAM918]

@idiotAREstupid

no that song is actually funny to listen to

[idiotAREstupid]

@SCAM918 ok... that song make my ear almost bleed D:

[1Meandfriend]

@SCAM918 lol

[dagodofgames1]

this is nerd defence

[hellokittylover363]

thumbs up if you acually went and tried this before you read the entire description

[beans6616]

I couldnt call for help or call the police because MY IPHONE IS A TASER

[BruTalSm0ke]

put the damn thing an repeat

[NinjiHayden]

what if he has a gun and has all of his friends with him. then what the f are you supposed to do?! There should be an igrenade.

[D4rk5hade]

@NinjiHayden an I-minigun would work just as well, that way you won't miss :P

[SuperZablo]

FUCK PAGE RAGE

[chrisstewart2000]

does it work

[440aiden]

gREMLIN SONG FOR THE WIN!

[VideoGameCharacter89]

"have you ever walked late at night?"

Walk? HA!

[xenwenwu]

ohh yea

me: ohh a rober, wait let me change ma head phones lol

[TNiftyNeato]

robber: give me money.

you: hold on let me hack my phone into a taser.

[YallaaHabibi]

@TNiftyNeato That was bad..

[coolcat2239]

I got robbed trying to do this -_- jaykay.

[motochikawithgracia]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA lol

[ElfyStudios]

Aww shite. I followed the tut and everything. Then I read the description. I failed.

[hacker375]

kipkay is the best

[eands451]

it didnt work

[TheRealDutchOwner]

@eands451, OMG DID U FIND OUT?! *Sarcasm, obviously it doesn't work*

[gust0378]

from 1:53 its bla bla bla

[kebubas]

BAH ! Just buy an airsoft gun... Who is gonna question you in the dark ? xD

[111funnydude]

householdhaker vs. kipkay ???

[TheReachmonkey]

i did that...i left it on when i put it in my pocket...

[thedoomknightnight]

ill stick with a gun thanks

[xXSkullChimpXx]

BULL SH*T

[DonHenken]

doesnt any of you "guy's" read the discription....

is just says: *This is a parody video for fun. Hope you enjoy!*

[wienyhutjr]

nah. ill just stick with my knife :)

[frogyofrogproduction]

if you have a mettle iPod like me you may wanna cut it further away

[TheRickychengshow]

good job asshole, you owe me a pair of skullcandy

[saxmannanaimo]

@TheRickychengshow who the fuck wud do this will skull candy or beats headphones. you the idiot for doing that

[TheRickychengshow]

@saxmannanaimo shut the fuck up fucking dumbass, did i say i did it with beats? fucking faggot read. i can afford it, unlike you dumbfuck.

[saxmannanaimo]

@TheRickychengshow if you read stuff you would relize i said skull candy or beats

[TheRickychengshow]

@saxmannanaimo why the fuck would you say beats? fucking dumbass i know that. you michael jackson fag.

[czarnasty1]

LOL SO FREAKIN FAKE

[EJB129]

or just play Friday-Rebecca Black

[mychinisnamedpaco]

There's an app for everything.....

[TheTribes44]

I will just use my freaking Swiss Army Knife and stab a person

[adlaincney]

would not work however you can use a disposable camera with a flash to get the desired 'f**k off thug' effect

[lllllIIllllllI]

fake



[crazykid8893]

my mom doesnt mess with me anymore :D

[avpthegreat]

@crazykid8893 my mom does... I NEED THIS

[51ebay]

does it work with a shuffle ipod

[XAlienByteX]

I knew it wouldn't work... I did it because it's cool!

[CaptainCrazy13]

turn on captions-1:05 to expose the copper base or families with children lol

[shanedawsontv66]

fake



[Ujussab]

all you have to do to get a cheap taser is to stick a fork up the ipod

[ptl763]

does this work with standard mp3 players?

[yokin128]

I have a better self-defense device...A GUN!

[odedmilstein]

IT DOES NOT WORK



[Eviljrock001]

shoud we fight? no?...watcha mean no how is a taser safer? what if the guys a ninja...he could use it against u!!

[asdflax]

oh yes like an ipod can generate high voltage...

why even bother doing this video??

[NewSheeptor]

Nah dont bother answering this is fake.

[NewSheeptor]

Does it need to be on full volume, and could you test it on yourself?

[stuntman998]

849 people got tased by an ipod

[jhb42]

doesent work\



[SoonToBeAwesome]

lol at the beginning "WOAWOAWOAWOAWOAWOAWO!!!

[danglesnipes3073]

how do u download the "songs" onto ur ipod?

[Wargod12344]

@danglesnipes3073 You forgot to steal the manual too?

[BigAussieBloke69]

Death by Audio...

[chellylinnfarm]

so ur sating if u fought, u flunked the test?

[mikee286]

Yeah I'm sure the 0.5 volts coming from the headphone cord will knock someone on their ass :/

[crud42]

@mikee286 Wear a portal gun, It will give 0.5 more volts.

[intelX1000]

@mikee286 volts dont matter amps do though.

[Tech0utsider]

@mikee286 Volts don't count, amps do. A static shock has 20,000 volts. Did that kill anyone?

[twistednervz]

@Tech0utsider lightnig is a static build up so technical yes it did

[jeremoviesinc]

"I have an iPod, and i'm not afraid to use it!"

[TheHannahMontanaSpot]

Tried it and it did not work and the assaulter killed me.

[compuguy123]

@TheHannahMontanaSpot dude then htf can u still write this comment

[random5tuff999]

@TheHannahMontanaSpot how could you write this comment the????? :P

[intelX1000]

@TheHannahMontanaSpot lol why are u typing then?

[Uzi910]

those scissors are more effective,simpler,and much deadlier than the ipod

0:31

[forgotten401]

my ipod broke . how the fuck did this ffuck up my ipod !?!?!?!?

[SonyFoLife]

@forgotten401 did the wires spark together AS THEY DID IN THE VIDEO

if so, you, my frined, have friend your iPod

[jack12500]

doesnt work...

[firefunnylol]

it doesnt work

[Lunokk]

omg lol

[CornLodge]

i tried this shit on my ipod touch 4g dont work

[RandyPeter216]

I wonder if it works with an Ipod touch

[5starminus2]

@HouseholdHacker does this only work with an ipod?

[0yashamaru0Return]

what kind of robber says

"WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB"

[mt37rules]

thers an app for that :P

[mtktm]

Its fake, like most of the other things they have posted.

"high voltage, low amperage" is need, regardless of how many hertz (wave form and frequency) it runs at.

[InMyBedNOW]

oh yea like ill walk around playing the one taser song all day

[austinatyahoo]

Will this protect against rape?

[soadrocks4]

@austinatyahoo someone please repsond!!!!.............times a factor

[austinatyahoo]

@soadrocks4 Lmfao!!! heehee

[soludsnayk]

The message is simple: Don't believe something just because it happens to pop up on the Internet. Don't buy into a concept just because it's presented to you as fact. Instead, test theories yourself and question the world around you. More than 6 million people viewed the video on charging iPods with onions and Gatorade. Millions may have been completely duped, but many more were forced to explore their claims and discover how batteries actually work.The ipod taser is just disinformation.

[0111649116]

hay you fucking house hold damn thing you dont have any working stuff like that hover shoes ,cell phone interceptor real guitar on guitar hero that itaser thing the under a 1$ hi def speaker it aint a speaker from the biggining so find your self a living, get your butt out of youtube and go to hell

[mrfourtysevenman]

it has to be strong enough. tazers are not designed to hurt people. they are designed to control muscle function and contractions. if you dont have that then you got one pissed off attacker.

[sethd14]

wow a lot of people dident even read"*This is a parody video for fun. Hope you enjoy!*

lol

[jenspod]

it does not work ive tried!!!!! bich!

[enriqueabecerra]

will this brake your i pod

[Computd]

fuck you

[Guesswhokk]

this ipod only produces 12V only give you a twitch, farmers used it to fence off animals using a "12V" car battery, but nice sparks though

[Guesswhokk]

Will it work on iphone?

[AGamersGoodLife]

Haha the guy in the white look like he could be on Mortal Combat

[Em0Kakashi]

does it works on phone?

[MEXIPIMP1910]

i think it would be easier to keep the scissors and stab the mother fucker... and i would do it listening my favorite songs on my UNHARMED ipod...

[deadpie1234]

@MEXIPIMP1910 It doesn't harm the iPod, just the speakers. Idiot.

[vincentmagician]

@MEXIPIMP1910 nonono its only the earphones u mess with u just keep it in ur pocket, when the mug comes switch the jacks and pull it out

[Espressojet]

awwwwww it didnt work

[WingedEllmo]

1:35 iTaser? More like iBoner! only it's coming out of his shirt so it's probably not a boner

[happytreefriends127]

@WingedEllmo lol true dat jk lol

[Thecanucksfan16]

that is one SCARY criminal making those scary noises! I peed my pants he was so scary. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my pants

[DrSnoozthe1st]

omg i killed my friend, ah shit the popos are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111­1111

[BowmasterStory]

@DrSnoozthe1st Fail.

[19brendon19]

Can it be any ipod cause i tried an old nano and it didnt work

[RandomVideoGuy100]

mob: "GIMME ALL YA MONEYYY!!"

guy: " Okay what a minute...Playlist....iTaser...­Ok there it goes."

[Norlanglenr]

@RandomVideoGuy100 lol, let me first unlock my iPod xD

[trickz323]

my question is how many volts of electricity will it deliver and will it be enough 2 take a person down ?

[trickz323]

this is a parody video which means this is entertainment but this is a real instructional video telling you to build a taser from an Ipod.

It seems to only work with an IPOD because the componets inside make the taser part possible but im not sure about similar devices

[14yearoldasian]

thi isnt real? aw i wanted to taser someone