I can't help but think "This will look just like when i finally learn how to drive... with my own mother in the car with me, the cat in the boot and the rest of my family at home, wondering if i'm dead yet."
Marisa decided to scare alice by driving crazy, patchouli got jelous and stowed away in the trunk to spy on them. She would later regret her decision.
..I should do this just for the shock factor alone of the person in the passenger seat when I have my driving test. That alone will make me happier than any license ever will... y'know, until I get my license. Cause then everyone's gonna be scared of riding home with me, but it'll be oh so worth it.
you think that meme's fast.. observe what it really is. low gear , park low gear park neutral park low gear park low gear neutral low gear park neutral park low gear park low gear park low gear sports mode low gear park low gear sports low gear park low gear park low gear sports low gear (rest) neutral low gear sports low gear park low gear park low gear sports low gear (rest) sports neutral sports low gear park low gear park sports low gear sports park low gear sports low gear (rest) sports.
fav part starts at 0:52 :D
passwar5123 3 days ago
Beware The forest mushrooms...
fluffysprinkle 3 days ago
lolwut.avi
InvaderLynn10 4 days ago
NEED FOR SPEED MARISA SHIFT
Frank32350 3 weeks ago
People dont try to try to race with sonic like they are =.=
Animedrawerpiano 3 weeks ago
@Animedrawerpiano * People dont try to race with sonic like they are =.=
Animedrawerpiano 3 weeks ago
lol patchy in the back of the car xD
Animedrawerpiano 3 weeks ago
Marisa sure knows how to drive an automatic.
I feel sorry for:
1. Alice and Shanghai
2. Patchouli
3. the car's transmission
otaku4anime 1 month ago 3
吹いたw
suikissyou 1 month ago
This car works on mastersparks it seems
69KVN69 2 months ago 4
Dat ass.........*gets a huge nosebleed*
KingdomHeartsgirl991 3 months ago
I can't help but think "This will look just like when i finally learn how to drive... with my own mother in the car with me, the cat in the boot and the rest of my family at home, wondering if i'm dead yet."
katedateangus 3 months ago
your not going anywhere with that attitude young lady
mrxai658 3 months ago
Dat Ass
Luksferatus 3 months ago
I can scarecly imagine the kind of road they're driving on.
Idonthaveanamelol 3 months ago
Nice ass.
silentzorah 4 months ago
>Automatic transmission
>Shifting
I seriously hope you guys don't do this...
sushlet 4 months ago 6
Road Rage.
LovesCookies1 4 months ago
1:36 shanghai~
allenwalker50 4 months ago
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Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo...
UnclePutte 4 months ago
and that's why patchouli never gets out of the library
matafannimE 4 months ago 2
8 people that dislike this was in the trunk and the ninth one was Cirno.
lightJason1 5 months ago
Marisa decided to scare alice by driving crazy, patchouli got jelous and stowed away in the trunk to spy on them. She would later regret her decision.
marioinf 5 months ago
1:00 ASS
2xGJ 5 months ago
@2xGJ She looks like she has a cushy one. :D
shrodu 4 months ago
cirno dislike this video o.o...
UDA901 5 months ago
Is funny because car is automatic... :3
CoJoGaming 5 months ago 2
and to think... they'd be going even faster if marisa knew how to change gears......
zantanzuken 5 months ago
this is the reason i don't have a license...i'm worse
GameWizard22 5 months ago
No magicians (and dolls) were safe in the making of this video. : /
msh11201996 5 months ago
When you see Marisa driving a cab, DON"T GO IN IT!!
puyopuyofun 5 months ago
fck yeh, shifting a automatic gearbox while driving. Go Marisa!
Sjoerdtje 5 months ago
@Sjoerdtje I lold :P
HaseoDG 5 months ago
DO A BARREL ROLL!
zjork 5 months ago
This reminds me of my friend driving
Laxwilim 6 months ago
i shall drive like this now
ZiozoneEmperor 6 months ago
She IS driving an AUTOMATIC car is she?!?! How the hell does she shifts speed like that ?1?!?!?!?!
theagiknight23 6 months ago
Why is the car moving faster while the stick is in the PARK position?
darkmirage0 6 months ago
@darkmirage0 Well, this was a Gensokyo test driving car, and the PARK position boosts up your speed!
Well, that's the logic of Touhou :3
Thrillzerker 6 months ago
SHANGHAI~~!
Shintear 6 months ago
0:14 Replay without Japanese intro.
Thrillzerker 6 months ago 4
Patchu was just trying to get her book back from Marisa D:
Thrillzerker 6 months ago 5
... Is it just me or that 'car' is supposed to be an auto?
Lakhshamana 6 months ago
Why is Patchouli-sama in the trunk?
jrdnbr 6 months ago
@jrdnbr Why isn't she?
prower42 6 months ago
SOMEONE MUST RESCUE PATCHOULI
ReimuHakureiShrine 6 months ago
They really should have their seatbelts on...
KittyCatRat 6 months ago
Marisa barely even touched the wheel!
ACMaster3 6 months ago
this is how i drive to work
TheHamhamman 6 months ago 6
I'd love to be in that car
gh0stcrash3r 6 months ago 12
@gh0stcrash3r Someone release patchy
ReimuHakureiShrine 6 months ago
XD She should Slam the brakes
firesniperbullet2 7 months ago
i think the car is indestructible from marisa's crazy speed shifting
DarkWingedHunter 7 months ago
*_*555ูช=___=
scinece2000 7 months ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MsLovleySorrow 7 months ago
Oh poor Alice.
If only you had remembered to wear your seatbelt.
x_x
AliaLotusPetal 7 months ago 36
You don’t keep shifting gears while driving an automatic. That’s what you do with a manual transmission.
Zyozyoma 8 months ago in playlist touhou parodies
8 people gets thrown around by marisa 8P
koolbowser961 8 months ago
wow the kapa made and car :D
and marisa .....st-....borrowed it
lovlymoney 8 months ago
lol ^^a
RyouchiHasegawa 8 months ago
so guys when is this attraction coming out in real
hariyomi 8 months ago
that was fuckin funny XD
khfanmuffin 8 months ago
anyone else wanna know what's in the bag next to patchy?
marioinf 8 months ago
@marioinf me please
lovlymoney 8 months ago
@lovlymoney Probably books...unless it isn't patchouli's bag,
or maybe it's alice's heart that marissa stole?
marioinf 7 months ago
if you noticed its actually an automatic XD
rune111500 8 months ago
@rune111500
Don't be silly, it's a sequential manual transmission, only disguised as an automatic.
It operates as a ratchet so you don't have to make the H-pattern, just crank back and forth.
Wikipedia: Sequential_manual_transmission
D313370r 8 months ago
This is why the Seacrest County Police Department in NFS: Hot Pursuit are after Marisa
EpicFunkey 8 months ago
Marisa is my new cab driver
MrFallout300 9 months ago 4
god dammit I was in the library and when I saw this I burst out laughing my ass of and everyone was staring at me... but it was fucking worth it XD
jedimastersteven 9 months ago 3
patchy: i just wanted to take a nap and this seemed like a safe place... guess not
kontagiflash 9 months ago 7
Just lookin' at Alice's face is priceless.
LighttheHedgehogable 9 months ago
DURRRIIIFFFFTOOOOOOOOOO
Gundamrules301 9 months ago
omg marisa u ruins my car haha
Siezkiz 9 months ago
This is how I learned to drive.
name887 9 months ago 36
@name887 Then WERE ALL GONNA DIE O_O
mrxai658 3 months ago
poor patchy 1:21 XDhahahahaha
yuren52 9 months ago
lol if i was ever in the car i would jump out
alexanunez123 10 months ago
This is why Marisa uses a broom.
ZombehWolf 10 months ago
that's an automatic transmission lever. She ruins the gearbox!
GloriousOtaku 10 months ago 2
@GloriousOtaku Indeed, how ironic...
omfgmouse 10 months ago
how many gears are in that car!?
jk2782 10 months ago
NEXT TIME I GET IN A CAR I AM TOTALLY GONNA MAKE THOSE NOISES WHILE SHIFTING GEARS!!!! this is hilarious!
STR9NGESTxLUNATIC 10 months ago
Never let Marisa drive. Ever.
twentyfourpurple 10 months ago 5
It'd sure be dangerous to have cars in a world of all women ;)
Tonytime20 11 months ago
@Tonytime20 Sexist bastard.
AkaKurone 11 months ago
@AkaKurone
Oh stop it. Don't assume everyone is serious all the time. It was funny so I said it. Lighten up a bit.
Tonytime20 11 months ago
the g force must be more then a human can handle that i am sure of lol
sh0tl0l 11 months ago
1:36 Shanghai: "HELP ME, ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEE!"
And oh yeah, it would be great if someone could translate that stuff at the end.
xtrem3rd 11 months ago
ROFL! Patchouli . . . xD
SuperSpicyPineapple 11 months ago 2
You know, id be having the best day ever if i was riding there...
DemonUtauX 11 months ago
Patchy´s face is sooo epic xD.
darkrai009 1 year ago
not even twenty seconds into the video, Marisa just started the car, and already Alice looks scared for her life.
NeonClockwork 1 year ago
Where do people take the time to make these videos?? My first time seeing red zone was of yotsuba..
jessicaleiv 1 year ago
Isnt that an automatic?.. How does she do that?....
WhiteDragon5000 1 year ago
I wonder why they are not wearing any seatbelts...
thedarkperson2008 1 year ago
What if this is Initial D?
fasalla 1 year ago
Shanghai is having fun XD
TheRealVordox 1 year ago
These sound effects are top quality. It sounds like a real car!
DangoBFC 1 year ago 2
lol shanghai xD
SkyFormToad 1 year ago
The car sounds like timmy from south park
bigfroggy3000 1 year ago
@bigfroggy3000 oh, that sound was the car? o -o;;
joeyschuppe2 1 year ago
lmao
11strawberrykisskiss 1 year ago
patchy.........
nonowa9 1 year ago
Featured on TV Tropes! =D
DarkKetzerisch 1 year ago
Patchouli still alive is priceless.
luhxary 1 year ago 2
Looks like Shanghai is having the time of her doll-life, huh...
ExzcellionGamma 1 year ago
i wanna be in that car!!!
SpinSpinHina 1 year ago
7 people disliked this because they couldn't make those noises while shifting gears.
pikagurlXD 1 year ago 96
@pikagurlXD I caaan~
SwRRt3 9 months ago
@pikagurlXD 8 DID NOW
Sketch20978 7 months ago
@pikagurlXD i can
ReimuHakureiShrine 6 months ago
If I Get it right.it's AT Huh? LOL.
satapon148 1 year ago
lol 0:31 Get down movements
HellsRaven4444 1 year ago
now we all know how we have to drive XD^^
XtheXbenjoX 1 year ago
What happened to wearing seatbelts? XDD
Chiefs10kc 1 year ago
Didn't know putting the car in park makes it go faster XD
Chr1mart1n 1 year ago 4
And this is why there are no cars in Gensokyo
robocup30 1 year ago 192
@robocup30 This is also the reason why I haven't gotten a driver licence yet
chifdude 1 year ago
@robocup30 But Nitori has tanks, don't tell Marisa though, or it will be like the Musical Box in WWI or worse
wiredlord 1 year ago 6
@robocup30 so true so true
Imblue1995 9 months ago
"You think we should tell her there's no gas in the car?"
". . . . She'll figure it out."
Ozimul 1 year ago 9
She can try and race in Initial D... Wonder if Takumi can beat her??? O.o
ThePandaCoco 1 year ago
poor patchy :<
weasfc 1 year ago
Crazy driving skills... UNLEASHED!!!!
CristalFighter 1 year ago
Alice is not pleased!
xXShinigamiPowerXx 1 year ago
Marisa:BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Alice:HEEEEEEEELP
Patchouli:wth hell is going on DX!!!
Chibiniachan40213 1 year ago 8
i think i almost pissed myself this was so funny. brother's all looking at me like,"WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Araverta 1 year ago
LMFAO!!
ilovewolf1994 1 year ago
I wanna know where to go to find one with Flandre and Remilia. XD. That would be epic!!!!!
Kurosaki666Tomoya 1 year ago
..I should do this just for the shock factor alone of the person in the passenger seat when I have my driving test. That alone will make me happier than any license ever will... y'know, until I get my license. Cause then everyone's gonna be scared of riding home with me, but it'll be oh so worth it.
hypershadow96 1 year ago
By the look on Alice's face, I'd think Marisa should have stuck with her broom.
BoltFraction 1 year ago
vooe vooe vvvvvvvvvvvvvooooooooooooooooow BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE vmm vmm
topio204 1 year ago
this is like my dad driving me through oakland while swearing at bad drivers :D
kirbygirlgogo 1 year ago
Does anyone know what they're saying at the end? :p
cosplayer111 1 year ago
This is like seeing my mom driving.
nosst11 1 year ago
7 pepole were run over by marisa's car xD
LtGrandeMontagna 1 year ago 9
F.O.E.
Inlynex 1 year ago
lol'd
777letalis 1 year ago
Thats why you wear a seatbelt.
xxScarlettStaccato 1 year ago
poor patchy lol
cpawesomeness99 1 year ago 6
that was so friggin obvious... XD
SevScout 1 year ago
Alice: "Are you sure you know how to drive?"
Marisa: "Trust me, I'm a natural."
Sableneko 1 year ago 19
@Sableneko its all about power
unnamed50 1 year ago
eh, Woman Driver. Go figures.
Whackjood 1 year ago
LOLOL Has anyone noticed Shanghai in that storage compartment between Marisa and Alice @1:37?
AquaDragon76 1 year ago 3
ಠ_ಠ
LucklessGun 1 year ago
I wonder what Mima and Reimu were talking about... I wish I could read japanese...
NoratheAngelSeedrian 1 year ago
LooooooL THATS BEST REDZONE WHAT I EVER SEE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheMrmonni 1 year ago
pretending to race aya and do a danmaku battle at the same time.....must be fun lol
VolOpt2 1 year ago
you think that meme's fast.. observe what it really is. low gear , park low gear park neutral park low gear park low gear neutral low gear park neutral park low gear park low gear park low gear sports mode low gear park low gear sports low gear park low gear park low gear sports low gear (rest) neutral low gear sports low gear park low gear park low gear sports low gear (rest) sports neutral sports low gear park low gear park sports low gear sports park low gear sports low gear (rest) sports.
jorel658 1 year ago
demon reverse power O_O
jorel658 1 year ago
Uh Marisa? I don't think cars work like your broom. Poor Alice and Patchy.
Angelxonxthexwind 1 year ago
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! i cant stop laughing hahaha!! XD
Marisa is the best driver ever!
d12rwin 1 year ago
Aren't there any seatbelts in that car?
LeafVillegeShinobi 1 year ago
oh god I don't stop to laugh!!!!!!XD
SkyFormToad 1 year ago
omg poor alice!!!!XD
and patchy D=
I love this meme!XD
SkyFormToad 1 year ago
@SkyFormToad the only way to get patche out of that library... XD
Furikuriboy 1 year ago
@Furikuriboy haha awesome! XD
SkyFormToad 1 year ago
I love what they did on 1:06 XD
kanajikat 1 year ago
Aaaaand this is why there are no buses in Gensokyo. Or cars.
KitsuneDzelda 1 year ago 5
@KitsuneDzelda lol, (gets reference)
KikaProductions 1 year ago
@KitsuneDzelda How can you trust her words? Obviously, the fact that Marisa has a car means that she am the wrongest faireh.
KishonTF 1 year ago
Lol'ed at hands off the wheel... XD how can Marisa do that at a full speed... XD
syaondri 1 year ago
shanghai u cheeky lil doll. howd u get there
pachy dont be scared i went there >>
marisa wtf and hell yea!!!!!!
i would want to be in alice's position right now :D
XxEndlingxx 1 year ago
1:35 JAJAJAJAJA WTF??? XDDDDDDDDDDD
YakumoRei 1 year ago
jajaja Marisa se alucinaba en un auto de INITIAL D !!! jajajaja pobre Alice XDDD
YakumoRei 1 year ago
I want Marisa to be my personal driver now.
yoshiothehedgehog 1 year ago
no youkai power can be scarier than a woman's driving XD
Furikuriboy 1 year ago 6
@Furikuriboy a youkai's power is scary but Marisa driving is scarier.
colonel24567 1 year ago 8
There is no such thing as driving too fast. If you haven't traumatized all of your passengers then you're doing it wrong.
randommaster06 1 year ago 8
The teacher's got competition.
Keshisama 1 year ago
jajja
Annitapiu 1 year ago
Epic win 1:00 ! lololol... Poor Alice...
kikyou90 1 year ago
Lol, Shanghai 2:01 -> 2:08, what's she doing there.
Lol, Marisa 0:00 -> 2:08, She never fails to amuse me.
Lol, Alice 0:00 -> 2:08, Poor Alice, How did she get there..
and i wish i could speak japanese..
UndeadDanny82 1 year ago