Jay-Z's Garden: Landline Short

[edw101]

Why the baby white

[CrazySexyCoolmeisha]

that cartoon too cute fi be jay-z lol

[auckwardninja]

Cities is a pity half a y'all won't make ittt

[iluvme483]

tht is not kanye thts t-pain

[30polifemo]

che brooklyn

[LilyLovesSinging]

My plant aint goin right

[bachir8]

Loool ! Kanyes phone is pink ! Macho :p

[horselover77016]

KANYA SOUNDED LIKE A VIBRATING MICROWAVE!!!!!

[milah2010]

why don't u just buy this stuff at whole foods? or, buy a whole foods?

[PinkieDOTexe]

610 people didn't Make It

[seriousbang]

Lol he has a NY on his straw hat

[bizzareo456]

@seriousbang LOL i just noticed that xD

[kyubekid01]

how come jay-z sounds like a sad gay guy?

[Mrlurchable]

haha thats some funny shit is there more

[kristensing1]

that nakes no sence kauny west dose not use ato tube that is t pain

[randomedb100]

@kristensing1 yeah, but it is funny

[j04370859]

@kristensing1 He does use auto tune.

[StrosB4Hos]

sounds more like cool j than hov..

[royshizz]

this shittt is fuckin hilarious....lmfao

[obadaalaly]

jay-z sounds like man fucked while talking

[KAToriginal]

Cheah!!! Brooklyn!..

[TheBaconprincess]

B yo ass did it again ...cha

Kanye: got me som tomato vines they sproutin rite lol auto tune wats 3card Monty watch assassin Taylor swift

[TheTeamMya]

press 5 to hear jay z saing im gay

[LimePinkPopcorn]

Hilarious!!!! But B. doesnt have an ass her ass if FLAT!! Even I have an ass that has more roundness! She has hips but a FLAT ASS!!!

[Revoltingsheeple]

@LimePinkPopcorn Your entire comment is a lie. Liar. And Jelly.

[thestewiefan12]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

[RockBand971]

@thestewiefan12 Remember when there weren't retards copying and pasting the same shitty thing that nobody cares about?

VEVO keep us of pay for the music, so they deserves a thanks you know.

The information doesn't matter as long as it is there.

Yeah now the button is white, so? is not like they changed the fucking function.

Commercials and Ads keep us of pay too.

Is way better the like button than the stupid and unfair 5 stars

Everything is controlled by corporations, welcome to the internet fag

[Piebastard]

@RockBand971 agree with you except on the vevo part :P really... fuck vevo :P fine with ads, fine with everything else, just hate the retards with anti everything comments and vevo :P

[RockBand971]

@Piebastard I also hate Vevo, but as long as the stupid copyright keeps on YouTube, they deserve a thanks.

[Darmyst]

i like his gardening hat :D

[juvy2008]

Epic Single ladies plays when Beyonce walks lmao

[TheTeamMya]

haha jayz graden hat says ny lmao

[loufalou2007]

600 people are the plants that did not get to see beyonce's ass

[fhersito99]

599 people use autotume

[babylizlovesyou123]

@fhersito99 600 D:

[Gogucaresaregardu]

Hi5 speek fertilizer wtf triple irigation

[GaChristianHY]

@Gogucaresaregardu After listening to it a couple times, I think it's high phosphate fertilizer. Shit is for real.

[Gogucaresaregardu]

@GaChristianHY That is hilarious man. I love it!!!!:))

[caherlyniamh]

Taylor Swift:Secret Government Assassin is way better

[TheSelenaLavato]

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[MrJaybizl]

LOL hahha

[JerseyKidz100]

kanye pink phone lol b dances away b: "why don't u just buy this stuff at Whole Foods or buy Whole Foods" funniest vid ever.. no lie

[hypermonkey600]

Lol watch with transcribe audio

[cyraxmaster23]

That was completely stupid.

[Dalex7Vista]

kanye pink auto-tuned cell rocks xD

[RichNDangerous1]

there should be more jay z n beyonce parodies on youtube . its comedy

[strawberryblonde2536]

haha i luvv how she walks away!!!lol^^ lmao

[ILOVESDalot]

B, yo ass did it again!

[PrincessPeach59]

@ILOVESDalot

i thought he said

B! Yes i did it again! Shea

[anderwold1]

angry microwave!

[tylanderma]

Myyy Planttss Arenntttt Growinnn Righttttt

MICROWAVE

[shelbyandsam101]

LUV this

[SunsetBabii]

i liked the part with the garden, and jay-z and kanye west and the part with beyonce and the phone and the part wit the vine and stuff :D

[jaquelynandkaylee]

autotune xD

[LBJohn15]

oh shit lmao nice vid and f5 to skip the ads in the vid

[keyahbaby7]

rate thumbs up if you beyonce fan cuz she so amazing i luv her nd heres a secret if yhu dnt beleive i dnt giv a fck i am her god daughta..

[maymaythebest]

i love how they are making him sound!

that was hilarious

[dottyloves2000]

its such a funny video

[GiuliaRnBLover]

XD funny! visit my channel please :) you know? I look like Kim Possible!!

[xXDellArtXx]

@GiuliaRnBLover NO WAY... you do

[4ustr4li4]

1:06 haha

[thechubsshow]

lmao B... Yo ass did it again... Shea. XD

[thechubsshow]

lol cause you gotta treat the plant with love...city is a pity half of ya wont make it

[THEBLUESURFER1]

this best thing about is 1:28 when i was watching another video

[THEBLUESURFER1]

this best thing about is 1:28 when i was watching another video

[THEBLUESURFER1]

this best thing about is 1:28 when i was watching another video

[twilightthebestmovie]

haha kanye is so funny^^

he sings at the phone

LoL beyonce dances like in 'single ladies'!

[AndrewFTW101]

LOL

[GleekBroadway]

0:22 LMAO!!!!

[Gowieezy]

Lmfao

[comedyzappy]

I thought that was Shakira???

[Mcheetah]

This is so funny, because it's probably not that far off from real life. I mean, for all we know, Jay-Z COULD be an excellent gardener!

[rafterfreak3]

@Mcheetah XD so true.

[ItsTheWooo]

omg why did they make beyonce so hagged? i'm offended for real.

[LadyDiamond33]

ROFL

[itsmemsashley]

ROTFL B YO ASS DID IT AGAIN... CHILL ROTFL

[sucess242]

1:05 kml lol loll lol lmfao

[TheCelebDish]

omg

[AwkwardCupcakes]

Kanye speaks in autotune LMFAO.

[gardevior11]

YOOO JAYYYY WHAT UPPPPP

[hardrockergal104]

and she danced away... :) haha

[strawberrychipmunks]

i thought jay-z was obama!lol

[MsLyrics1000]

Haha I lol'ed @ kanya!

[SwaggeristicBratz615]

poor carrot city is a pity half yall won't make it!! then kanye poor kanye he's plants aint gorwn rite

[msbonkers3]

lubb this part '' b yo ass did it again chya''

[djfrankis]

Love how jay-z talks to the carrot and says city is a pity hat but yall wont make it

[twilightisdrug]

@djfrankis "Because of penny half of yall won't make it...." xD

[Chesirecatlover01]

Kanye sounded like an angry microwave!!!! LOL

[mknight1020]

@Chesirecatlover01 Ledge!!

[babylizlovesyou123]

@Chesirecatlover01 XD ikr

[lazycandyworldwide]

lol- B yo ass did it again!

[quitianverdolaga]

estaba en lockerz

[TheDiehardeaglesfan]

now B. you have to treat the plants like children.. plants need to be nurtured and loved lmfao hahahahaha XD

[PmPManingo9898]

HAHAHA B!! YO ASS DID IT AGAIN!! HAHAHA

[CONindustries]

MORE

[NeoGenTV]

LMAO shit funny

[ohhhREALY]

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[TheTsexy1]

Love Bee's exit. So Funny...

[bluebirdjay77]

lmao!

[TheLorenzoRocca]

Lmao

[3ttsSp0il3d4nq3l]

I luv wholefoods

[iLoveJbMcFlYTakeThat]

sounds EXACTLY like Jayz!!!! LOL

[lunadee93]

funny suff !!! lmao

[TheJetsFan4Eva]

cheya

[Midnightswordsclan]

is this kinda laggy to anyone else?

[babybo82]

LOL!! Kanye's voice! LOL

[larsonson571]

great

[jamends1220]

lol @ Kanye

[tiffinypie]

Hhahhaha

[JayyFanatic2010]

this shit is hilarious

[iDarkAssassinX]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Miley14Smiley]

LOL! 0:41-1:04

lol! : SHE BROOKLYN! XD

[takuax44]

NY straw hat lol

[xtimbitx]

THIS IS unreal lol

[D2911100]

"B,your ass did it again ,Chea" LOL some awesome funny stuff

[Diomaeth]

1:01 LOLLLL!!!

[TheMartini1234]

haha i love the way beyonce walks... lmfao

[ptptptman]

"B, Your ass did it again!"

[thinkingjack]

B, ya ass did it again, cheah!

[Chr1s747]

LoL: SHEA BROOKLYN!!!

[MsCottonBalls]

love it nice work guys....always luv ur vids

[Azile2610]

LOL! xD

[LilPani13]

three-card monte

[8honza6]

gooooood

[allram97]

the cartoon looks exactly like jay-z!!

[nataliaUful]

be your ass did it again lol!!!!!!

[jazzynice14]

wow this one is funnier than the taylor swift one lolxz

[NickNKayden]

lol kanye has a pink fone

xD

[Hoppaman23]

"Three Card Monte!"

It's like he has tourette syndrome.LoL!!!

[mr1985able]

very funny

[sugarkoatedkoolaid]

This is too funny (lol even if it does make fun of sustainability).

[Joe1740]

LOL! This is hillarious, they should make more.

[NutMeg19985]

this isso funney

[TheMadiB]

LOL

[MrPolloloco29]

haha 0:39

[1parkerpoo]

funny

[CommentsForYou1]

lol beyonce' is weird

[zrelhsit]

LMFAO at the single ladies part

[DjKraveJa]

Kanye: "YOW JAY Waddup! I'm Chillin chillin.....my plants ain't grownin rite...."

Beyonce: "I'm gonna get a lemonade.....[single ladies]...

That would be funny if that actually happened wen she walked.....and if he actually grew his own gardens.....LMAO!!

[iTz19iMaRa]

Kanye West + Autotune = LOL

[PrettyBrunette97]

@iTz19iMaRa LMAO!

[sweetfritzy]

LOL kanye

[refreshNhappy]

hehe nice.

[Michaelmop]

Love the way how they made funny of em. Especially the fake voice Kanye voice. Cause it's fucking true. Crappy fake fail 'music'.

[dardaf904]

this was funny

[yummysunshinecupcake]

LMAO!!!!

[GHotSauceAnd1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[Lucycuti67]

B your ass did it again

[WildHoney104]

not rlly funny but cool when b did the exit.

[Melbusiness]

love it haha

[Joker1ruler]

Lol loved the beyonce exit :D

[dwadefan4lyfe2]

0:38

[difrois]

Dude...........hahahahahahahaa­

[rogjoemain]

that was not funny at all

[piekillu]

cuty with a pity half ya'll won't make it :D

[MrAndy1273]

This Is Fucking Hillarious

[pendejadafcc]

wtf carrot bush

[uniqueqt2]

I didn't get why beyonce walking away made the garden grow?

[samipakiboi]

lool this is just hilarious!

'CHYEAH BROOKLYN!'

then kanye on the phone xD hahaha

[MyLudak]

asdasdas

[FailJunkies]

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[bonnie641]

lolz kanye west

[MrSUEPRMAN]

wtf????

[rocdiomondgansta]

BROOKLEN!!! lol

[18wasco]

lol jay-z is a bitch

[bizzareo456]

B, ya ass did it again....chyeah LOL

[supreme60s]

lol@ be Dancing