A heavily armored & armed qunari giant & a creepy looking mage are definitely making deliveries from the Weaver Crafthall. And Carroll is the Queen of Antiva... Those guards are idiots...
"I'm a giant with a war dog, either I am making a delivery or I'm besieging your fort... Hope for the former." You Sten, are the reason I like Quanri.
i need help i killed every one there is to kill and i got the equiptment out of the chest but it will not let me complete this mission i go into the cell and nothing happens. i picked morigan and liliana and i have the best stuff in the game and i have done everyones side quest plese do not tell me that i have to start over.
did all the ways, had people sneak in, had to break out or didn't have to do it at all because I killed all of them when I freed that stupid bitch anora
@renneth5566 Nah, most everybody do it. Some, and myself included, don't even go to prison. We kill Cauthrien and get on with it! But these scenes are cool so I surrendered once to be able to capture them! hehe
@spartanfan6 Trailer Mod. Project #966 on Social Bioware projects page. (I needed the toolset to restore Morrigan's original face though. I changed Leliana and Sten's ..much better with the mod.)
sten + dog = the best dialog hehe... Oghren and zevran are cool too. I've actually never killed Ser Cauthrien before this. I found it too hard with all the archers and mages there. But I don't consider it a big deal, with full persuasion skills, you walk out the door without a fuss, takes 3 minutes.
I didn't fully understand what I was doing when I was choosing who would save me. My dog and Shale came to save me. How these guys let us get in is beyond me.
This might sound a tad odd. Though, I've played through this game a number of times. I never actually had a play-through. Where I could actually avoid this part of the game. Those Archers always overwhelmed my party.
whats kind of sad is everyone says that they beat that lady but i try to fight her i killed 4 of her guys and then i go owned by the rest. so ether i am a noob at that game or 2 i did somthing wrong and she showed up with 100x as many guys but both reasons make sence.
@Suspendersful An interesting idea, but Qunari don't believe in sex to represent emotions... or emotions with people outside the Qun. Unless he becomes Tal'Vashoth, but that seems far too unlikely from Sten. Although, the besieging part sounds like fun...
@Vitapantern If you surrender to Ser Cauthrien or are defeated by her in your first meeting with her, you'll end up in Fort Drake's jail and will have a number of options to escape. Either by yourself or being rescued by 2 companions. If you kill her in that first meeting, you'll skip this whole section of the game.
@afrosamuria1 Yeah, I always kill her too, except that I wanted to capture these scenes so I surrendered for the vids. Still killed her later for the real playthrough! =)
@AllycatLeo why not kill her, get her sword, but leave one of her other goons to kill off your party? that way you get the really good sword, but manage to get another one later on
@besgeo Done that too once but to get the "I'm Kinda of Big Deal" achievement (no deaths in NM) well, even those trapped chests in Orzammar can ruin it. Either surrender or kill them all for good! No need for a second Summer Sword anyway. =) (I also hate dying so my latest 10 chars have no injuries at the end, all NM, except one with 1 injury from the chest I mentioned! grrrr)
@supersmile006 No. In that actual playthrough I did it too. I just reloaded and captured for this video after. And most people just kill Cauthrien and never even go to jail. Some didn't even know that these scenes are in the game!
@supersmile006 nope i did, although looking back i feel like i should of sent leliana and zevran in there nude making love down the hall, perfect distraction ^_^
@Vestha01 Alistair was in my party when we were captured. Like 10 seconds in the fight, i was the only one alive(that mage hurts). I was a pure dex female dalish rouge w/ a bow. I ran and they dropped aggro. So i sniped them off 1 by 1. i was half way done, then i had to ight that woman. I let her case me away. I summned a wolf, turnd on rapid and surrpressing fire and she never hit me. then the wolf ran to the mage and he used chain lightning =/. then we woke up in a cell together.
@supersmile006 Everyone's done it once, but most DA fans have played the game through more than once. It's nice to try options you didn't initially just to see the scenes.
I have neverrr sleected these pairs before- laughed so hard xD <3
Love the moment where Sten goes ''And now, I'm talking to a animal. I've been in this country for too long'' Hold on Sten, didn't you just sit and growl at my dog a few moments ago? xD He was also very talkactive with him during our trips :P
I love your dog's name. "Bruno." So cute!
virginiarules510 1 week ago
You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. That's non-negotiable. xD xD xD
920312rp01 2 weeks ago
"I'm the pretty one" haha x)
FuzzyMittens10 3 weeks ago
Lol... Ive always broken out myself. this way seems more fun. Ill have to do it this way eventually.
GotNoLyfe 1 month ago
did anyone else notice Morrigin and Lelianna randomly got their weapons at 2:20??
There4leonskennedy 1 month ago
A heavily armored & armed qunari giant & a creepy looking mage are definitely making deliveries from the Weaver Crafthall. And Carroll is the Queen of Antiva... Those guards are idiots...
Kalinwarrior 2 months ago
Mine was Wynne and Leliana. They prayed to the guards and Leliana made up some good conversations later :D
Enperuto 2 months ago
"I'm a giant with a war dog, either I am making a delivery or I'm besieging your fort... Hope for the former." You Sten, are the reason I like Quanri.
SallinKari 2 months ago 4
Broma Brothers are the best Heh heh heh
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CombineSpecre300 2 months ago
I want to see the Traditional Dwaven Dance of Death!
iOnlySignIn 2 months ago 3
I literally cracked up laughing when the dog peed on one of the guards. XD
AuroraMoon 3 months ago 3
morrigan's prayer is definitely one of the most funniest lines in DAO!
naebram607 3 months ago 9
"I'm the pretty one."
awesomeJoz 3 months ago 32
@awesomeJoz damn you beat me to it!
Wardog261291 1 month ago
The BROMA BROTHERS :D
RockerzEmoz 3 months ago 11
I love Zevran's accent xD
FunnyLovely15571 4 months ago
@FunnyLovely15571 i get to hear one just like it every day from my loving father Antonio Tomas Ibanez-Solano
WhiskerScot569 4 months ago
@WhiskerScot569 :P
FunnyLovely15571 4 months ago
@FunnyLovely15571 guess what i've got a sicilian for a mother as well
WhiskerScot569 4 months ago
@WhiskerScot569 -__-''
FunnyLovely15571 4 months ago
I love how Morrigan just makes crap up about the Chantry as she goes along and hopes it works out.
SoaringSpartan 4 months ago
morrigans the best
tulpoy 4 months ago
lol
tulpoy 4 months ago
Sten and Dog are the best. :D They made me laugh so hard.
Armonis 4 months ago
wow i just realized that ogrrim and Gorim have the same voice actor
TheSilverPhoenix100 4 months ago
4:07 Ahahahahaha! Goood dog!
Mort1945 4 months ago
i need help i killed every one there is to kill and i got the equiptment out of the chest but it will not let me complete this mission i go into the cell and nothing happens. i picked morigan and liliana and i have the best stuff in the game and i have done everyones side quest plese do not tell me that i have to start over.
xyzzoom15 4 months ago
Lol Sten is a great man... Qunari thing...
ownagemunky 4 months ago
wait..how? D: Im confuzzled
Arbioxdabest1 4 months ago
This is the only reason why DAO>DA2......the companions
LOL11306 4 months ago
Sten+mabari=funniest mismatch ever!
LOL11306 4 months ago
Try the Leliana and Morrigan where Leliana does all the talking. It's hilarious!
pantopal 4 months ago
I had Morrigan and Wynne come and save me. Those two were hilarious together.
MyidolGwen 4 months ago
"I'm the pretty one." LOL
devilholdscards 5 months ago 3
I liked it when Dog pissing on the guard.
DeathScepter 5 months ago
LOL Morrigan and her prayer XD
I'm in love with her. Period.
wheneveryouwantto 5 months ago
haha i fell over laughing when oghren was like im the pretty one XD
magicain137 5 months ago
Why didn't Leliana & Morrigan just show em their tits XD
GpB217 5 months ago
@GpB217 Because if they did, every guard in Denerim won't stop watching them.
AthenasXAlistar 4 months ago
@AthenasXAlistar For real? lol
GpB217 4 months ago
I was captured & I was like LET'S BRAKE OUT DIS BITCH!
GpB217 5 months ago
omg i will choose the rescue option next time just to see morigan in chantry cloths
i prefer to persuade the guard that i wa "lonely" and kill him after that
ShadowVampireDragon 5 months ago
I was captured with Alistair, and we broke out together <3
finalfantasy50 5 months ago
I like that armor Sten is wearing, pretty nice
warriorfire8103 5 months ago
I love how Zevran and Ohgren get in every time
Fribnibby 5 months ago
omfg I love Sten
Darkozl 5 months ago
queee weeeeeeno xDDDD
TULKl 5 months ago
Puss in Boots is a circus performer now?
sarakatefisher9 5 months ago
WOAH Morrigan in a chantry robe! never thought i'd see the day.
Shaymin237 5 months ago
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circus performers....who just happen to be carrying a sledgehammer and enchanted daggers.
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saygoodnightmanuel 5 months ago
ENCHANTMENT!
tonymx1000 5 months ago
And he stood there... Letting the dog pee on him
hotmunkyz5050 6 months ago
LOL at the pets of all ages XD
nexelg 6 months ago
yeah and man at arms are idiots not to see their gigantic axes and swords ...
neoreise 6 months ago 12
@neoreise It is fantasy RPG or as Sandal might put it: "Enchantment"!
AllycatLeo 6 months ago 34
i used Mor and Dog. i had Dog 'bluf' them into being injured, it was so funny!
AkuunKyande 6 months ago
LOL
Sten as actor:
Guard: "You're a dog trainer?"
Sten: "..." "I have a dog, what more do you want?"
XD
Tarraska 6 months ago 5
morrigan doesnt play a good priest lol
Murfitizer26 6 months ago
i dident laught at all......until ogren awnsered im the pretty one XDXDXD then i lauged so the entire house culd hear me
DarkMan307 6 months ago
i chose sten and ogrhen and let sten do the talking it gets you no where
Bloodbeast21 6 months ago
I love the guards...
sarakatefisher9 6 months ago
"You can perform in the main hall but the Dwarf keeps his pants on thats non-negotiable
TheRome111 6 months ago 3
EXCELLENT video
Meroviggian 6 months ago
The best way is to have Leliana and the dog and let the dog bluff it's hilarious
uuiikkll88 6 months ago
The dog is more trustworthy than Morrigan in these situations
Hailstormful 6 months ago
can you just imagine how the guard would feel if you could do all these scenes one after the other?
TheResolutionPro 6 months ago
@TheResolutionPro "Why didn't I take the post for Lothering? *Sigh*"
GTFOVevo 6 months ago
Morrigan praying, LMAO
juxmook 6 months ago
haha oghren 'Im the pretty one' im so glad he was in Awakening :')
MrKillthatcat 6 months ago
did all the ways, had people sneak in, had to break out or didn't have to do it at all because I killed all of them when I freed that stupid bitch anora
ScHiZuPhReNiC 6 months ago
Lol do it again but with morrigan and dog hilarious
danielevans411 6 months ago
I think the best would be liliana and wynn (sp) :3
jojolovespie123 6 months ago
When I played this scene I chose morrigan and the dog hilarious
laurissy 6 months ago
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Zevran: We're twins!
Oghren: I'm the pretty one
omfg funny
stargamergirl 6 months ago
the last one was the best lol
invisiblefiddle 7 months ago
Hope for the former. XD
OneFourtyOneDA 7 months ago
Am I the only one who actually broke out of the prison with just my Leading Character -__-
renneth5566 7 months ago 27
@renneth5566 Nah, most everybody do it. Some, and myself included, don't even go to prison. We kill Cauthrien and get on with it! But these scenes are cool so I surrendered once to be able to capture them! hehe
AllycatLeo 7 months ago 26
@AllycatLeo i almost did everything of fort drakon without equipment. i did not see the chest with my stuff first
mo6555 5 months ago
@renneth5566 no i used just my lead char as well
rccola89 6 months ago
@renneth5566
Nope. I did too, and got my armour and stuff back. I was so proud of myself! XD
scootlink 4 months ago
Shit, morrigan is great prist!
MrFallout3Fan 7 months ago
Can u send the dwarf to pee on the guard too lol
blacktail224 7 months ago
6:37 Ohgren: "I'm the pretty one." LMFAO!
HeyMan674 7 months ago
k who's the big guy? the giant? 'o.O
TheAnonymousHack 7 months ago
Good ol' silver-tongued Zevran.
gurabash808 7 months ago
5:13 best of all!
loudspeaker08 7 months ago
@loudspeaker08 Who knew Morrigan is so compassionate? xD
hmmmMTHELovecatsssss 7 months ago
children and...um pets of all ages lol :D
TheSyaf1q 7 months ago
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TheSyaf1q 7 months ago
haha my favorite is still leliana and morrigan
EliteGamersAlliance 7 months ago
@panareki Because the guard and Zevran both have the same voice actors.
lollipopmonkiez 7 months ago
7:32 why does the guard sound like Zevran??
panareki 7 months ago
I love when Sten rescues you. So Ironic. :P
TwistedWalruse 7 months ago 2
If that guard captain took the post at Lothering he would be dead lol
SmileyandFrowney 7 months ago
that's just ironic he always talk to the dog but now he finally thinks he crazy when he is using him for a prison break
dejonjones20 7 months ago
Zevran: There!! Not so difficult, was it?
Oghren: Heh.... Easy for you to say, elf. These clown pants are riding up something fierce!
LMAO!!
SaberXKnight1 7 months ago
Circus performers? With weapons??!!! Totally Zevran's idea.
SuperHersheyLover 8 months ago
*Dog pisses on the guard*
Sursion7 8 months ago
Did anyone try to seduce the guard with a male warden. No I am not sick, simply curious and I want to know how the conversation went.
NOCOMMENT3176 8 months ago
Haha this is like an improv scene
daeviant 8 months ago
He lights his pands on fire and everything! ROFL!
michio2013 8 months ago
whats the mod you used for sten?
spartanfan6 8 months ago
@spartanfan6 Trailer Mod. Project #966 on Social Bioware projects page. (I needed the toolset to restore Morrigan's original face though. I changed Leliana and Sten's ..much better with the mod.)
AllycatLeo 8 months ago
@AllycatLeo can you get it on the consoles or no?
spartanfan6 8 months ago
@spartanfan6 I don't think so. Sorry but mods are for PC only!
AllycatLeo 8 months ago
@AllycatLeo how could you not do zeveran and leliana and let zeveran bluff
rickyirishman 7 months ago
@rickyirishman Someone else has. =)
watch?v=_bOp6dT99d4
When I made the video there was size/time limitations then so they didn't make the final cut. =))
AllycatLeo 7 months ago
what armor is sten wearing, and when did he get a beard?
spartanfan6 8 months ago
@spartanfan6 Effort set and goatie from a mod. =)
AllycatLeo 8 months ago
Yes Oghren, PLEASE keep your pants on for the sanity of us all.
twikzilla 8 months ago 4
"He lights his pants on fire and everything!"
You gotta love Zevran
Baboette 8 months ago
11 people wished they had taken the post at Lothering.
MatthewJCrawford 8 months ago
I can't believe I wasn't able to get Sten...
luvondarox 8 months ago
"Let us pray..."
DECEASED.
TonitheTater 8 months ago
Does this happen if/when you surrender to Loghain's right-hand women?
Never knew. I broke out of the prison myself. Have a feeling it was the must easier option, since I was a rogue with a high stealth rating.
TonitheTater 8 months ago
It's funny to think that Zevran and Captain have the same voice actor...
passionatekemp 8 months ago 3
The dog.... LOL. I love it when the dog pees on the guard like that. :P
Kibikayuki 8 months ago 2
"And now I'm talking to an animal. I've been in this country for too long". Hahaha xD
Kurzykowsko 9 months ago 30
@randomness1234ism Nightmare difficulty. Hardest one in DA Origins.
AllycatLeo 9 months ago
should have gone with the dog that gold right there
alpharuis 9 months ago
"They're human."
"And humans are fools?"
"Good, we agree on something."
I love Sten.
Snake1045 9 months ago 5
lol when you have your dog, Bruno, and you choose who you want to bluff it says,
(Let Sten bluff)
(Let Bruno.....bluff?)
I love Bioware
ImaXXeatXXyeh 9 months ago 5
morrigan as a priest.............. nice
Hazbags 9 months ago
wait i dont get it...all because u had different armor? is that why u had different conversation? wtf
Nexures 9 months ago
"Im the pretty one."
spartandud3 9 months ago
Priestess Morrigan. SEXY!!!
Zhuravliov 9 months ago
This is Awesome XDDD
ChibiPandychan 9 months ago
Zevran: We're twins!
Oghren: I'm the pretty one.
ROFL!!!
SuikoGarauch 9 months ago 156
"i am now talking to an animal. I have been in this country far too long"
-Sten
hahaha
GBchzhead 9 months ago 4
I. Love. Sten x)
Midnitethorn 9 months ago
I love sten and the Mabari lol heck I think all of them are hilarious :D
jennidot 9 months ago
I would really want to see that dance of death XD
KubernetePirata 9 months ago
Dwarven dance of death huh. Good idea Zevran :D
DNAnthraX 9 months ago
sten + dog = the best dialog hehe... Oghren and zevran are cool too. I've actually never killed Ser Cauthrien before this. I found it too hard with all the archers and mages there. But I don't consider it a big deal, with full persuasion skills, you walk out the door without a fuss, takes 3 minutes.
Fallerup 9 months ago
I want to see what happens after they get in....
AGrayPhantom 9 months ago
Morrigan's chant was epic
FrozzyXP 10 months ago 4
I didn't fully understand what I was doing when I was choosing who would save me. My dog and Shale came to save me. How these guys let us get in is beyond me.
xxleadinglifexx 10 months ago
This might sound a tad odd. Though, I've played through this game a number of times. I never actually had a play-through. Where I could actually avoid this part of the game. Those Archers always overwhelmed my party.
lanceknightmare 10 months ago
Oh i comment too soon, didn't watch, sorry hehehe
Nizaris1 10 months ago
I use Leliana and Morrigan, just let Leliana bluff all the time, they can get in without fighting. Morrigan will have a funny dialogue
Nizaris1 10 months ago
whats kind of sad is everyone says that they beat that lady but i try to fight her i killed 4 of her guys and then i go owned by the rest. so ether i am a noob at that game or 2 i did somthing wrong and she showed up with 100x as many guys but both reasons make sence.
theMerfMafia 10 months ago
@theMerfMafia Don't worry. I got completely raped by them in 15 seconds myself... on normal.
tauwilltriumph 10 months ago
I called my dog Bruno aswell haha!
Dovakiin 10 months ago
"Let Morrigan do the talking"? Dude... you wanted that to fail. xD
WidarsHall 10 months ago
@Suspendersful An interesting idea, but Qunari don't believe in sex to represent emotions... or emotions with people outside the Qun. Unless he becomes Tal'Vashoth, but that seems far too unlikely from Sten. Although, the besieging part sounds like fun...
FrigidAxe 10 months ago
What kind of mission is this i dont remember doing this one...
Vitapantern 10 months ago
@Vitapantern If you surrender to Ser Cauthrien or are defeated by her in your first meeting with her, you'll end up in Fort Drake's jail and will have a number of options to escape. Either by yourself or being rescued by 2 companions. If you kill her in that first meeting, you'll skip this whole section of the game.
AllycatLeo 10 months ago
@AllycatLeo i killed her and all the men thats how strong my party was me alistar sten and i think wyyne
afrosamuria1 9 months ago
@afrosamuria1 Yeah, I always kill her too, except that I wanted to capture these scenes so I surrendered for the vids. Still killed her later for the real playthrough! =)
AllycatLeo 9 months ago
@AllycatLeo why not kill her, get her sword, but leave one of her other goons to kill off your party? that way you get the really good sword, but manage to get another one later on
besgeo 9 months ago
@besgeo Done that too once but to get the "I'm Kinda of Big Deal" achievement (no deaths in NM) well, even those trapped chests in Orzammar can ruin it. Either surrender or kill them all for good! No need for a second Summer Sword anyway. =) (I also hate dying so my latest 10 chars have no injuries at the end, all NM, except one with 1 injury from the chest I mentioned! grrrr)
AllycatLeo 9 months ago
Can we do this with Wynne? I'd love to see Shale try to talk to these guards! lol
shibien13 10 months ago
Is that... is that Morrigan in a priestess robe?! The world must have ended while I wasn't paying attention...
Draconum321 10 months ago 10
Am i the only 1 who had to breakout with alistar on our own
supersmile006 10 months ago 73
@supersmile006 No. In that actual playthrough I did it too. I just reloaded and captured for this video after. And most people just kill Cauthrien and never even go to jail. Some didn't even know that these scenes are in the game!
AllycatLeo 10 months ago 6
@supersmile006
so what happend to your gray worden guy/girl
should he/she been in jail too
robert23456789 9 months ago
@supersmile006 i didn´t even have alistar with me when i escaped cuz i dindn´t have him in my party while i was captured...
Alchemist1995 8 months ago
@supersmile006 I did it too...you DO have to admit these are funny though
CelticDragon0 8 months ago
@supersmile006 nope i did, although looking back i feel like i should of sent leliana and zevran in there nude making love down the hall, perfect distraction ^_^
Lifeless9619 8 months ago
@supersmile006 i did the same but i regret it now could have used a good laugh
TheCrazyGTV 7 months ago
@supersmile006 same. had to reload saves 5 times
JohnLikesSurfing 7 months ago
@supersmile006 how did u got it with Alistair? :O
Vestha01 7 months ago
@Vestha01 Alistair was in my party when we were captured. Like 10 seconds in the fight, i was the only one alive(that mage hurts). I was a pure dex female dalish rouge w/ a bow. I ran and they dropped aggro. So i sniped them off 1 by 1. i was half way done, then i had to ight that woman. I let her case me away. I summned a wolf, turnd on rapid and surrpressing fire and she never hit me. then the wolf ran to the mage and he used chain lightning =/. then we woke up in a cell together.
Keno31404 7 months ago
@supersmile006 Everyone's done it once, but most DA fans have played the game through more than once. It's nice to try options you didn't initially just to see the scenes.
I have neverrr sleected these pairs before- laughed so hard xD <3
xxprincesszeexx 6 months ago
Love the moment where Sten goes ''And now, I'm talking to a animal. I've been in this country for too long'' Hold on Sten, didn't you just sit and growl at my dog a few moments ago? xD He was also very talkactive with him during our trips :P
Keymikkel 11 months ago 2
never let Sten talk in this situation XD
Crystalwolf78 11 months ago
10 people should've taken the post at loathering
Firstborn1017 11 months ago
im the pretty one hahah
rozporek69 11 months ago 3