Mock the Week - UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON A HISTORY DOCUMENTARY - BBC Two

[mwfcp]

My cagoule tightened..

[crazybraeden]

@iCLCT We goin git you

[FutureAbe]

My name is Paul Harbor.

[dctim]

@FutureAbe Youre fucked if the japanese ever go rogue

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

@iCLCT I think you'll find it fucking well isn't.

[HMChadwick]

@iCLCT no.

[seddiefan65176]

'On one side of battle there was William of Orange- on the other side was Charles of O2, and Richard of Vodafone' LMAO.

[Kevalsify]

I didnt ask for subtitles.

[daleksec666]

@Kevalsify closed captioning is provided for you by people you've never met on the internet

[MrAlexClem]

do dah.

[RumoursVEVO]

Gotta love Milton Jones!

[Nextlevelcarpfishing]

(insert funny line from video you have just watched here)

[pacmandem]

@Nextlevelcarpfishing Original.

[viCaaallumx]

1:28, hahaha..

[missmoomoopig]

good laugh at the end Russ. you sounded like an evil chicken.

[poweroftheninja96]

0:38 love those wind sound effects :D

[seangaither22]

Anyone else think that Andy reminds them of a nicer version of Tom Hardy in Bronson.

[taliebev]

Thumbs up if you think Milton Jones is a complete twat who should never be allowed to sully the wonderful name of "Mock The Week" EVER AGAIN!!

[MartinJWillett]

@taliebev

... tumbleweed...

That's a minority opinion then, obviously.

[NLB2012]

@taliebev thumbs up if you think you are a prick

[ellenmelon771]

The Loch Ness Monster. Fact, or fiction?... Fiction, goodnight.

XD xXx

[WhatTH3fuckkkkkkkk]

since Frankies left andy has just gotten more funny.

[ellenmelon771]

@WhatTH3fuckkkkkkkk I think it's cos Frankie's not there to hog the mic all the time anymore. xXx

[Throatmad2090]

In the year 2023, the BBC broadcasted Prince Phillip's greatest ever insults

[Ub3rSk1llz]

Milton Jones is great hahahaha.

[MrScouser95]

whwn Dara laughs at the jokes, u know its a joke and a half love mock the week :D

[kristallization]

is this like the british version of scenes from a hat from wliia?

[dar3keternal]

@kristallization a what from where?

[Georgeous129]

@dar3keternal the tv show Whose Line is it Anyway, there is a game on there called Scenes from a hat which is essentially audience members writing down suggestions of scenes they want the performers to perform (Improv comedy)

[dar3keternal]

@Georgeous129 oh ok, thanks for clearing it up =D

[Goodyfan17]

@Georgeous129 I LOVE Whose Line! This is totally a spin-off .... still funny though!

[MartinJWillett]

@Goodyfan17 Whose Line is it Anyway is the spin-off from Whose Line is it Anyway. This is not surreal improvisation by comedy actors that is meant to be funny, it is humour which is partially improvised, by stand-up comedians. It has similarities, like there are similarities between what American and British call football, but there are more than enough differences so that a person can like one but not the other.

[WandifulWand]

@kristallization Pretty much

[chao2609]

@kristallization The British version of a game from the American version of a British show, zing.

[Ianmundo]

I hate you Andy Parsons

[purpleprincess882]

funny as! :)

[GNRJunkie1]

I wanna be a comedian just so I can go on Mock the Week

[grammartwo]

'I pulled the cord' *thwip* 'My cagoule tightened...'

Milton Jones should be regular!! :)

[Megasambeful]

i love mock the week

[igmor]

Two world wars and one world cup. Doo-da.

[Yuxakii]

@igmor thank you for being so kind and guessing i was deaf and typing the jokes for me!

[popazz1]

Unlikely things to hear from an American,;- )

[popazz1]

Milton is bloody hilarious,hahahahaha!

[kingo555]

Milton is class :-D

[cursedreject]

first guy looks like bryce avary 

[aimeefran]

They also..predicted a riot.

[lincolndcg]

@aimeefran so creepy! :O

[CrissCross407]

...sometimes all we had was the element of surprise.

[Neoo1991]

2 world wars and 1 worlds cup dodar!!

lmao

[Jesck13]

on the first day this episode was released, dave planned to show this 60'000 times...

[RKramska]

Boo!

[SecretTearDrop13]

i recon they shud make a history documentry wiv all of their quotes on it, just 2 see wat it wud end up like

[samtheman485]

@psybonchu the reason he's so funny is because he's so random and silly

[psybonchu]

Am I the only person who just doesn't get Milton Jones? The audience seems to love him..he just seems random and silly to me.

[BrothersSilentium]

@psybonchu That's kinda the point. You should check out the Very World of Milton Jones. It's a radio show of his. I think it's still on iPlayer.

[psybonchu]

@BrothersSilentium Yeah, I guess. But its weird on a show like Mock the Week..

[dwcmerlin]

Your info is wrong. Frankie isnt in this episode!

[brnhd1991]

hold down 1 :')

[97misscookiemonster]

LOL...Milton XD

[MacauleyOliver]

two world wars an one world cup do da.

[DrumBass4ever]

I Predict A Riot...............kick ass song :)

[FloormanUK]

hold 1 and 2...

[mikeyere69]

Milton Jones at 00:50 absolute crease!!! Lmfao!

[Samcaracha]

I think I understand what he says at 0:50, but I cannot understand the word: What tightened?

[mikeyere69]

@Samcaracha His Kagoul, like a type of like rain jacket (:

[RAGM44]

is that guy with the beard off prison break?

[TheLaceratedSky]

Whats the joke about Eva Braun being the inventor of the lady shaver?

[JamesFOG]

@TheLaceratedSky Braun is popular brand of shavers and razors.

[TheLaceratedSky]

Was there REALLY a riot during a Kaiser Chief concert?

[crowlandtown]

@TheLaceratedSky No it's one of there songs!

[AussieEvonne]

@TheLaceratedSky It's a Keiser Chiefs song: "I Predict a Riot".

[LDennahy]

"the lockness monster fact or fiction... fiction good night!"

[Lace26]

pause the screen at 0.30 - haha David'sFace!

[mcglynn670]

Milton Jones does the best war veteran impression, i'd cast him in a film anyday

[ratman956]

its even funnyer because i live in poole :/

[FinalFallenFantasy]

@ratman956 Same XD.

[Sweetlittlemystery]

I wanna marry Milton!

[LeBronFilms]

David Mitchell is GOD!

[totaldreamer1]

Who's the guy with the beard?

[MrDeadlyOctopus]

@totaldreamer1 Milton Jones.

[dmcowie10]

2 world wars and 1 world cup doo da lol

[CassJayTuck]

Ah, I love British humor! You guys are awesome.

Love,

an American (:

[ChazBoable]

@CassJayTuck yer we are and you got your smiley face back to front it just looks like its got no lips and a mono-brow :)

[CassJayTuck]

@ChazBoable Haha I didn't know that mattered! (: :) ...you know, put em together and they kind of look like a button.

[Seathicle]

@CassJayTuck thanks *blushes* x

[jackalhunt1]

@CassJayTuck Everything i disliked about America was wiped clean with that comment :3

[MattTechnical]

@CassJayTuck thank you lol

[popazz1]

@CassJayTuck ,

Cheque's in the post,lol!

[0Passionate0]

The show would be epic if they had either Noel Fielding, Tim Minchin or Russell Brand on as a guest.

Either one of them in the same room as Russell Howard, now that I would watch!!

[chelseafcrocks82]

@0Passionate0 Don't forget Lee Mack!

[crazycolin]

Just not the same without Frankie Boyle

[manormaid]

@crazycolin I know what ya mean, but try Tramadol Nights for your weekly dose of the Boyle. Its wonderfully vile.

[TeamMerida1]

i live in poole :D

[artemisroxs]

Two World Ward and One World Cup. Doh Dah

[TheXxRobynxX]

Doodah

[linkinparky1]

@BiscuitSaw64 They do its called Dave :)

[mcglynn670]

thumbs up if you think Milton Jones should be a regular :)

[runnergunner42]

@mcglynn670 more like steven francis

[mcglynn670]

@runnergunner42 that too would be awesome

[CrissCross407]

was this show made before of after Whose Line?

[Shyyrn]

@CrissCross407 Well after Whose Line. Whose Line started back in the 80s, this began in 2005.

[PhilAFire93]

@BiscuitSaw64 hmmm the Dave joke was funnier ;)

[MrPeacockProductions]

Two World Wars and one World Cup- Dooda :)

[Asaski09]

@BiscuitSaw64 They already do ;) It's called dave.

[CrUithNee]

what does the honking noise mean? (if it means something...)

[Nytram510]

@CrUithNee signals that the comedian has had their turn and the next one goes :)

[CrUithNee]

@Nytram510 thanx! I thought it might be that, but I wasn't sure... :S

[handbrakemaster]

@BiscuitSaw64 what is the buzzer for?

[bbsomecoolname21]

Search Call of Pughey please, it's hilarious

[stickytwig]

where was frankie? :(

[TheDean2110]

@stickytwig frankie's not in mock the week anymore

[stickytwig]

@TheDean2110 lol did he get banned??

[hyndzy]

Milton kicks arse!

[xxellababiixx]

what's a Cagoole?

[JustBeingRobyn]

@xxellababiixx Anorak/raincoat. :-)

[Alishhh4]

Milton Jones is a genius.

[DrumBass4ever]

Kiser Cheif I Predict a Riot IS A KICK ASS SONG! <3

[pkmnguy2010]

two world wars, and one world cup, doo-dah. hugh dennis makes that joke in another episode

[Noctiquius]

I don't get British humour.

[pkmnguy2010]

@Noctiquius then you fail

[Dezolion]

@pkmnguy2010 With an egg ontop.

[WextraChaos]

@Noctiquius then i think you should leave.

[stoprainingonme]

Milton Jones often gets a lot of flack, his the two top-rated comments are jokes of his. Just pointing out an rather inane, possibly pointless, observation.

[KelseyyLauraa]

Two world wars

One world cup

do da do da



[ThePowerpenguin]

Who was the guy in the Orange Shirt?

[tillrules123]

lol times 655,000 looooooooooolllllllllllll xxxx

[sanaasmilelines]

daaaayum, Russell Looks fine =P is this HD?

[Zed1967]

Milton Jones is off his fucking head :) I love how he often goes off at an odd tangent and you are left thinking WTF!! while LYFAO. XD

[PiggyDies1]

Nice sweat patches Russ ;)

[vadergirl40]

"Two World Wars, and one World Cup. Dooda!"

[LANDERTHA]

ha, 2:45 - sharkfin hairstyle

[snorunty1]

doo dah

[IttzOnlyLorii]

- Insert quote from video here to get top rated comment -

[spacecowboy5000]

@IttzOnlyLorii Well, this is getting as old as all the comment. This comment is everywhere now and frankly, I'm sick of it. People with nothing to say leaving a comment that means nothing. When I'm watching TV or a film with a chum we chat a little about the good parts. Can't do that on the old web so we leave a fave comment instead. Is there a problem here? Don't give a crap about how many votes you got it's disrespectful and just plain not nice. Someone had to open his big mouth. That's me! :D

[hoppey94]

@spacecowboy5000 calm down, no need to cry over comments people put on youtube. The one your referring to was a joke you know.

[spacecowboy5000]

@hoppey94 It's hard to say what's real and what's a joke these days. I've seen this used to attack other people for being "parrots". Everyone wants to be 'better'. But then WTF do I know, right?

[IttzOnlyLorii]

@spacecowboy5000 i dont have a problem with you leaving a commentt ;o im just sayiingg. o.o

[spacecowboy5000]

@IttzOnlyLorii No worries! :D

[TripleWalkthroughs]

@IttzOnlyLorii how about the entire video?

[bhyat1]

We never expected the surprise Japanese attack on Poole Harbour. :)

[7flybk]

 #OMG

[TeenGreenQueen1]

Why is there that stupid beep at the end of every joke? It's really annoying!

[CorvusCorone68]

@TeenGreenQueen1 i think it's a signal to the contestant to move away from the mike

[stoprainingonme]

The two most popular comments are Milton Jones jokes.

[chelseafcrocks82]

Omg! This is exactly like Whose Line - Scenes from a Hat!

I mean, they read out funny things, and there's a (before you say anything, I love both Dara and Drew, and I'm not making fun of them) large, balding man sitting there, with the buzzer! XD

Makes this show even moar awesome!

[ZachValkyrie]

who's the dude at 1:07?

[IsoMorphix]

Kudos for the Kaiser Chiefs name-drop.

[AngelOfTheNorthNUFC]

lol

[garethkielty]

unfortunately, i failed to laugh during this comedy program...BECAUSE I READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT BELOW

[LokkerG]

@garethkielty A new look on what every person keeps thinking when seeing excessive quoting.

[GRIMLOCK84]

why do people quote the video they've just watched? I really don't get it...

[KenzoSnizzle]

@GRIMLOCK84 I guess it's to show appreciation of the jokes/suggestions given. :)

[prrrick]

I really don't find Milton Jones funny at all. He has no sense of whit or irony and just relies on the poor pun. I get the impression that he is only on the show to cater for the think. Sort it out BBC he's no Frankie Boyle replacement!

[KenzoSnizzle]

@prrrick I guess he's a Marmite comdian really; it's all about acquired taste really. I think, personally, he's an excellent comedian; others had thought this way whereas others, like you, do not understand his humour or like his jokes. Just making an observation here. :)

[XxDavo93xX]

@prrrick Well he's a one liner comedian so not everyone likes that I guess haha I used to not like it but I found him funnier as I watched his other gigs :)

[KenzoSnizzle]

@lotsiepotsie I don't understand the Nostradamus reference to this joke... :)

[JonsFitness]

@KenzoSnizzle Nostradamus was a man who could 'predict' what will happen in the future. He 'predicted' the band Kaiser Chiefs who's song was called "I Predict A Riot" hense him also predicting a riot.

[KenzoSnizzle]

@JonsFitness Thanks very much; I now know who Nostradamus is now...! Lol :p

[GorgeousGirl200]

The Loch Ness Monster..fact or fiction?

Fiction! Good night!

David Mitchell what a LEGEND!

[randomface54]

2 World Wars and 1 World Cup..... Doo Dah! Fucking legend!

[theturtleman25]

DOO DAH. xD

[diggy839]

attack on pool harbour ha ha ha that killed me off

[alexhamster1134]

@diggy839 isnt it poole?

[solidsnake117100]

The prince orang stood on one side of the battle and the other side was the prince vodaphone and prince of 02

[KINGLUKEO11]

12 people didnt pull the cord