Anthony Jeselnik THE comedian.

[lovinmymusic4life]

i want to see him in a movie

[Sleightofhandsz]

"You know not laughing is just like laughing. but for pussies" hahahahaha

[WayneStandsUp]

Very original comedian.  People need to relax a bit, It's a joke.

[6ericf6]

His roast jokes are fucking hilarious

[peachrocker1]

He shouldn't be mad at the audience, if your joke is shitty, no one'll laugh. That joke wasn't funny

[ariel666420]

@peachrocker1 his point was that its a proven joke, that usually gets laughs. in the comedian world, it's kind of a struggle against your audience, to prove your worth.

[SkilesASMB]

@peachrocker1 That joke was very funny and smart. Apparently it just wasn't the right type of crowd to tell it. I'm sure he was one of a few guys on the bill because it looks like an Improv-type venue. If the audience was full of people who came specifically to see him, that joke would've ripped them apart.

[HenryMayCry]

@peachrocker1 Gasp... you must be a robot

[easyson1]

Who watch this high ?

[FantomL0rd]

How can that audience not laugh at the cheating mom/dead dad joke? I thought it was a solid joke. If I was there I would have laughed my ass off.

[Sabre809]

I'm the same way, accept I don't get the pleasure of thinking, wait, I've been doing this for years, I think wait....What the hell am I doing here?

[DemonicpoodleOP]

Way too pretentious; just because you acknowledge you are pretentious does not give you free reign to be that pretentious.

[PHH92]

@DemonicpoodleOP What was pretentious about him?

[MUFC127]

worst comedian ever.

[superpoluha1]

@MUFC127 you truly don't understand the concept of comedy then, and categorize yourself as a typical person with below average mental capacity. Thank you for your time.

[MUFC127]

@superpoluha1 But doesn't a typical person have average intelligence? Well done, you fucking cabbage.

[superpoluha1]

@MUFC127 no, not necessarily, although someone that could be categorized as a typical person COULD have an average mental capacity, in your case, that not. Nice try though! Also, you seem upset, everything ok?

[Thrashvel]

he's such a narcissistic asshole but that's what makes him even funnier.

[delester123]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS

[REDDRAKON]

pretty funny, but needs new material

[freetimecharlie]

@REDDRAKON good news-- i saw him a few weeks ago testing new jokes at UCB in new york. and he's got some great new stuff

[jronzani]

This guy is sooo unfunny

[13rebelistas]

Yeah I'd do him.............

[shoobeedooable]

i love lookin at him!

[disengagejam]

this guy is brilliant ... really hope he gets more recognition (the Comedy Central Roasts seem to help)

[j0e2]

he seems pretty stupid and the THREE jokes in this 7 minute video were all bad.

[jjjhs08]

@j0e2 how does he seem stupid...he has a great social understanding of life....your stupid if you think hes stupid ;)

[LegendaryxEyes]

He's so fucking hot.

[unpuercofeo]

if this video was an hour and a half, i'd watch it.

[loadlive]

@unpuercofeo Thanks!

[yangnumber5]

@unpuercofeo Then you should listen to the podcast he did on WTF with Marc Maron. It's like an hour long interview, and it's awesome.

[unpuercofeo]

@yangnumber5 That was actually the first WTF i ever listened to. great interview!

[Catcherintherye11111]

myspace LOL

[nge1301]

lol. 'You can't tell dad"

"Why not?"

"Cause he just passed away"

I fucking laugh from this every time, how can those fucks not even smile?

[MatthewDilliner]

I love that they are using a Tom Waits song for the intro/outro music!

[statictech7]

"Not laughing is just laughing... for pussies" what a kick in the audiences collective dick hahahaha fuck you assholes for not laughing, fuck you in your cunt faces!

[dabiz34]

omfg who doesnt know who rodney d is ? ! damn kids.

[bhabooshka]

who's the comedian at 3:10

[bhargav90]

who is the comedian he was talking about? his pic is at 3:11

[Trahira517]

@bhargav90 The comedian at 3:10 or whatever is Rodney Dangerfield, and if you've never listened to any of his stuff...you need to do it. He's old school and he paved the way for alot of comedians from the 60's until now.

[odannyboj]

@Trahira517 rent his movies!

[cannibaljoe77]

@bhargav90 rodney dangerfield..one of the greats

[kcuskcid]

this guy is hard core!! ABSOLUTE COURAGE AND UNCOMPROMISING BRILLIANCE

[CBrusich]

13 people dont know REAL comedy

[GamingSho]

I was shocked at the silent and shocked reaction at that dead joke, wtf it was funny

old people piss me off

[goodnamestaken]

@GamingSho Yeah I actually dont find a lot of what he does that funny but that joke was hilarious.

[pineyro88]

ya know, not laughing it's just laughing but for pussies hahahahaha

[Camboninja94]

press 3 every second hahahaha

[Erilis666]

weird reality-show type moment at 3:58 @_@ ??

[Diablo112687]

I suggest you guys buy his album Shakespeare... It is kick ass... I also enjoy his comedic advice... you just gotta "throw yourself into the jaws of hell" as he says... just throw yourself out there and fuck everyone else.

[ProRanting]

3:42 That was a fucking epic punchline. Fuck those judgmental holier then thou audiences.

[bywecriminal]

13 people should die

[vshazam]

Any idea where to find the full video of the Funny Bone set? from what I can tell of the short flashes of the crowd not laughing, he handled it in a way that's even more hilarious to a fan of his.

[gretsch19]

@JustinCordeiro He doesn't say he's the only comedian to talk about it, He says he tries to joke about those subjects in a way that people haven't heard before. Which he does. Obviously those other comedians are amazing. But Jeselnik is an incredible up and comer.

[dshiznit52]

@JustinCordeiro he never once claims to be the only one who touches on these subject you fucking idiot. your just a hateful little bitch.

[ehsteve231]

"not laughing is like laughing, except for pussies" HAH!

[arikitten]

I love his confidence... It makes him hotter ;)

[bgreen97]

@arikitten will you have sex with me?

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Jeselnik is fucking God.

[flyingpowerlogitech]

He's funny but he kinda seems like he snorts coke.

[MeMySeLfAnDimicha]

i love him !!!! he's hot & funny

[nicksouls]

It's a Tom Waits track, I think it's on Rain Dogs. Sorry I can't recall which one.

[spiderabdo]

Can anyone tell me what music is playing during the end credits?

[jointhearmy555]

he sounds kinda like christopher walken

[BlackSnakeMoan66]

He seems quite arrogant. I love it.

[ordoAce]

lol "I should have gone to law school"

[funktard]

@UTubeCommentsAreLOL That is the kind of thing he would say, but that wouldn't be anywhere near as funny

[LallaveGuestHouse2]

I would definetely vote for Anthony, I mean, ideas with legs? that's what we all wish for

[9razzler9]

i find him incredibly sexy.

[Catcherintherye11111]

i don't recommend stupid ppl going to comedy clubs

[millz387]

the crowd in this video was funneir than he was.

[millz387]

your stupid enough to not know that was a joke about the situation then you even more stupid to see that was a racist joke

[KennyVsSpennyWorld]

lol look one of my vids on the side shweet >>>

[oXN412C0T1C5Xo]

i find this guy fucking hilarious.. the way he delivers in a nonchalant, asshole attitude is so refreshing and new i love him in every way... sometimes i dont get his joke right away but then i hear it again and find it funny. and my favorite is his cockiness its too much to not laugh at

[vickie305]

I should have gone to fucking law school. rofl

[9razzler9]

funny in the donald trump roast

[tetsuojuno]

This guy is gonna make it big-time.

[DarkHelmet1976]

@tetsuojuno Totally agree. Still a work in progress, but you can see he has it in him. I hope he keeps pushing.

[jbellermusic]

I saw him at University of Delaware way before he was known, it was like a crowd of 50 people. the crowd was hot and cold with him but I was laughing my ass off

[MtTonsofun]

i fucking love assholes

[ValentineNation]

I laughed my ass off at the Mom affair joke.

[8FourteenWords8]

10 people like that fag Dane Cook.

[blu2penguin]

@millz387 TROLL

[MassEkerr8]

Dude is the best comedian ever.

[CyberSecks13]

i love this guy but every video is the same 10 jokes does he have some new shit?

[millz387]

This guy is a racist asshole against Native Americans. I never heard of this fucker until Donald Trump put him on his roast. I hope this guy dies on the toilet while shitting Trumps dick out of his ass, just after he sucked his dick to get on his show. The sitiuation made me laugh more than he did. Ha hah ha cocksucker

[SicaKayNation]

@millz387 are you kidding me? they even edited out most of the situations jokes because they were so painfully awkward haha this guy was awesome

[NotoriousJihad]

@millz387 so thats what a stupid person sounds like

[ThePetes123]

@millz387 C'mon......you know how many comedians make fun of EVERY race and a lot worse than his joke! Lighten up and pull that knot out of your butt.

[Stalker10dencies]

@millz387 if he didnt make you laugh then your clearly a dumbass who didnt understand his humor

[Ryan100million]

@millz387 In the words of Anthony himself: "Its all jokes, it's not that big a deal... Relax, relax..." Meaning you need to chill out broski, the Situation's set gave me stomach pains it was so embarrassing. You're sense of humor is more twisted than anyone on that stage that night.

[8FourteenWords8]

@millz387 The only reason "the situation" made you laugh is because you couldn't stop thinking about him tickling your chin with his baby sized ball sack.

[MrTHEcrock]

@millz387

I'm a lot of native american and i laughed my ass of at that joke....get a sense of humor

[millz387]

This guy is a racist asshole against Native Americans. I never heard of this fucker until Donald Trump put him on his roast. I hope this guy dies on the toilet while shitting Trumps dick out of his ass, just after he sucked his dick to get on his show.

[TheEnjoiPandolin]

I almost came when I heard he was gonna roast Trump, I stopped mid-orgasm because I heard Sorrentino was there.

[flabarple]

I understand his esteem for Dangerfield. This guy, whom I never heard of before the Trump Roast last night, is clearly a craftsman-type joke teller. We've found a new serious comedian!

[DanMan9887]

Sorry Anthony, I played you on Akinator, the 20 questions computer genie, and it thought I was playing Dane Cook. Please, don't kill yourself.

[lattrommi]

I don't know how to break this to you, but I've been having an affair. You can't tell your father either. Because he just committed suicide because of it.

FTFY

[ADGuvetis]

Not laughing is not going to bring your fathers back, Dayton.

[Camboninja94]

watch 1:42 over and over again

[Squidney2097]

First of all, I have to say, hes hilarious. He has dark humor, and thats sorta like mine. Second of all, he isnt a huge dick in the interview like I expected.

[CodenameKillaD]

I LOVE HIS JOKES!

[bahickma]

Problem 1 with the crowd was you were in Dayton.

[IonvkchDis]

dane cook is a fuck hole

[MissGummi]

I saw his Comedy Central Presents yesterday, and it was good, He's soooo funny! And after watching this, I feel like I like him even more, even though he's a total dick. So thank you for posting this!! c:

[feeblemind]

@MissGummi most people just dont understand his jokes. like other great comedians its not about the punch line.

[heavnnnsent]

Love the joke about how bad his mom was at giving bad news. Worth the price of admission!

[chanlizard123]

Great comedian he kicked ass in Ireland :)

[midguardz]

hey this guy is brave to be controversial like bill hicks & kinison & Leary & Carlin because we don't have many cutting edges these days

[Azurewraith92]

It's really interesting to see the flip side, where he totally bombs, because every video I've seen of him, the crowd is hysterical. I can't even imagine the frustration of being an established comic with a proven act, only to be greeted by dead silence for an entire show. Brutal.

[ethansloan]

this guy is probably my favorite current comedian. him and christopher titus.

[choloOnEaster10]

guy looks mad pissed at 3:50 haha

[PompousLummox]

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you guys were cool

[CanwllCorfe615]

Such a kickass comedian! Great song as well

[theaaronrivera]

The fucking man right here. Hilarious. And @10DHUSE, shut the fuck up.

[burtonxboarder]

3:44

[hotspurhotlava]

I need to sleep with this man. NOW.

[FredR023]

You and I both.

[atomicflashdeluxe]

@hotspurhotlava , ME TOO! love him!

[peyoteugly]

his one-liners are so well crafted.

there's not one word in there that doesn't belong. incredibly efficient, incredibly hillarious.

[jrkemfort]

this guys hilarious, but such a douche. so full of himself.

[ham256]

He has a character on stage that loves himself, but he's probably not like that in real life.

[jrkemfort]

yea i get the whole "character" thing and thats why i think he's so funny, but even in the off stage interviews he seems like a bit of a douche.

[jscullysmail]

He explains that being a douch is part of his act...He couldent be jerry seinfeld and tell these jokes. the jokes and the personality make it

[LikKitgo0d]

That was so painfully embarrassing. I laughed forever the first time I heard that joke, how can people not get it.. but seriously, this guy's hot

[10DHUSE]

Haha exactly ifgalbrath. The Dad joke is the best. I was just playing that for my friend here in Hollywood and he just stared at me and said I don't get it. Some people are immune to a sense of humor like it's the new swine flu vaccination.

[mcmanusdown]

@10DHUSE glad you mentioned that you were in Hollywood.

[10DHUSE]

If u don't think this guy is hysterical, ur a bag o douche. Other than Sarah Silverman, prolly one of the top comedians.

[lfgalbraith]

So funny

[lfgalbraith]

@lfgalbraith ?? Why wouldn't anyone have laughed at the Dad passed away joke? That's fucking brilliant and I laugh every damn time I hear it

[stevostevie]

How can people NOT like him?

His jokes are genius and tie together perfectly! :D

[sibiuboy]

@stevostevie This guy is like the ass hole version of Demetri Martin. Pure GENIUS!

[joemoe23]

go back to your cubicle job alphebatizing insurance forms all day.

[mafy019]

@joemoe23 Joemoe your sly bastard. You're just trolling all of Anthony's videos. You sure you don't have a fat hard on for him. You spend a lot of your time on his videos.

[joemoe23]

lol Im just wasting time talking shit...I don't give a fuck about this dude. just like to annoy people who take shit seriously.

[mafy019]

@joemoe23 I am pretty sure you have a hard on for him. It's cool dude.

[joemoe23]

yeah my whole body is hard and it isn't loose because my body would be loose if I had at least chuckled at one point

[joemoe23]

Oh yeah he's just soooo disturbing with his dark humor...jerk me off ...this dude is a self congragulatory fuck head

I like how when no one laughs (like me) he thinks there is something wrong with the crowd...sorry tony but maybe there is something wrong with your jokes? there not funny

[D3m0nhunter719]

You are a sad little shell of a man, Anthony's jokes are goddamn epic, if you think otherwise then stop coming on to his videos and trolling you piece of shit.

[WesMantO0th]

What a fucking lame crowd. Jeselnik is THE MAN!

[tommy92107]

Jeselnik is now one of my top five.

Great character, ya know?

[TdrdenCO11]

Louis Ck, Zach Galifianakis, Anthony Jeselnik - best comedians in the country. Gotta love the dark stuff

[KidA914]

completely agree

[snackpak888]

agree but add in Kumail Nanjiani and Pete Holmes and your spot on

[zep123dmc]

@TdrdenCO11 yes those are like 3 of my top 5 favorite comedians

[Playmeforit]

it seems like people take his jokes way to personally like cmon u cannot be personal or be a pussy wen u go to see a comedian i mean if u r one of those people who get offended easily u hav no sense of humor. i mean wtf do they wanna hear about? him make fun of himself does that make the pussies feel better?? do they wanna hear jokes ude see on barney? fuck

[TheBatchGuy]

Anthony Jeselnik fucks my earpussy every day... I totally want to be that asshole.

[japnaiblissta]

he's like, the weirdest form of sexy

[JoePist0ne]

He's surprised the audience ain't laughing.

That my friends, is comedy.

[BBruises]

anthony jeselnik owns shit

[odie0220]

vote for anthony.....his ideas have legs.......love it !!

[JMelo19]

Anthony Jeselnik is a fucking genius. Every one of his jokes are just so damn brilliant.

[MeatballYaro2]

dark humor is the best humor

anthony is a guy you love to hate but he's a fucking genius

GREATEST...COMEDIAN...EVER

(if u read that last part like the comic book guy from the simpsons, you lose)

[endlessmick]

"you know not laughing's just laughing...but for PUSSIES" is one of the greatest things ive ever heard.

[BRUCELEEonLSD]

jon lajoie fav'd this .... so i watched it .... pretty good!

[Eduardotheserb]

lol same

[Rogiful]

yep,,same,,But this guy is realy good..

[inchaoswetrust]

Same here...don't find him that funny, neither does the audience

[ajw471]

Anthony's dark and brilliant...love it. Love everything about it.

As for the audience, when it comes to comedy, as I see it you have two choices: Laugh at everything or laugh at nothing. Being in between is a cop out to "political correctness"

[yanico]

lol

[boojakazha]

Fave. :) Good tips. ;-)

[goldielookinjohn]

no the war is you against everybody else. as your shite.

[KillYourselfKids]

It is called "deadpan", dipshit.

[chrisveenyr82]

One of the best comics out there. That crowd was fucking atrocious. Uptight middle age zeros.

[nutmeg5050]

anthony. i'm having an affair. and you cant tell your dad

WHY?!

because he just passed away.

that was HYSTERICAL! the people who didnt laugh are nuts

[superbird673]

how the fuck did they not laugh at that brilliant joke?

[konoha100]

"You can't tell your dad" "why not?" "because he passed away"

I LMAO'd at that.....those clowns can't appreciate a good joke, they're used to dane cook acting like a retard on stage "weee look at me! I jump around and yell a lot! but don't worry i'm totally PG!"

[isaidFugoff]

anthony you are funny.

[WilliamHood]

He is funny.

That crowd probably wouldn't have laughed unless he hit himself in the face with a cream pie :(

[Switzglock]

He calls himself pretentious too if you notice. Its part of his persona. A cocky, egotistical, cruel, and really funny at the expense of others comedian.

Hes the best and all you sensitive fucks need to go die. Learn to say **** it....

[Beerenty]

If he was good he wouldn't need to self promote. And saying you're smart is actually really dumb.