GREEN PORNO: Genital Geometry

[ayoama]

BEST. ABRIDGED VERSION OF ANYTHING. EVER.

[sailormeo]

My penis will break off.... AND EAT ME XD

[chibspan]

My penis will break off... And eat me.

[ivliuscaesar1865]

Damnit, I was just gonna say that!

[kekoaw]

that was soo random it was funny o-o

[axonnsbuddy]

my penis will break off

LOL

[tomster6991]

What..... The fuck????? Is this shit???

[Mullahgrrl]

@tomster6991 No, its gold!

[gredennia]

omfg best thing ever

[UniQueLyEviL]

I'm in love

[LaughSingDanceLive]

I think Im high.

[Ravehcok]

No wonder there are so many insects. All that bizarre sex. What are humans waiting for? God, i'm going to hell, or jail, or probaly will be eaten by my next serious date. I can only hope.

[xxPantlessWonderxx]

LMAO this show is a TRIP!

loves it xD

[amelita214]

ha!  i love it! i had no idea isabella rossellini was weird enough to do this!

[wolfaith]

ahahahaha~ silly funny video. I cant stop laughing~

[rapidattack8]

Did that really just happen? Or did i go insane?

[GpD79]

Weird... I thought Isabella Rosselini was a better actress than that. I figured she'd seek better, more substantial roles. Odd.

[lisafergogo23]

The whole thing was her idea. She has had a fascination with invertebrate (animals with no backbones) sex for a long time. I remember seeing her on Letterman about ten years ago and rather than talking about whatever movie she just did, she just kept talking about snail orgies.

[gredennia]

she's making awesome, unique art in a format most people don't use.

[aprilsmartin]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NaomasDarkSide]

Lmfao. I was just like "Wtf?!"

Now everytime i see a bug i cant stop laughing xD

[Sonnythemobster]

it the "BLEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGH­HHHH!!!" at the end isn't it.

[NaomasDarkSide]

Lolz yea it was that too.

[cjmunke05]

those shorts are so funny if u have on demand they are all there my favorite is the spider u have to watch it"i stick my palpae in her efigie and run away" (the disregard the spelling)

[TimAZ9]

I love Isabella Rossellini but she's about as nutty as a fruit cake.

[yankeesdude82]

.....

[kingkhameleon]

bout time they showed the REAL story bout the birds and the bees! lmao!

[punkkm4593]

i'm scared to leave my home

[Duffman0]

ummmmm...im speechless

[ikungfuyou2]

How fuck'n dumb!

[flingladybug]

My anus will end up at the top of my head. You have to watch the full short stories, the Bee one is the best.

[burning4rmwithin]

haha yea i thought the bees and the snails were hilarious.

[Andrewsilverbird]

lol

[SmartySeaOtter]

There kinda gross. :[ I saw dem all. The spider one and the bee one makes me alittle uneasy. I wouldn't watch it xP Not to be ude or mean its just not my type of show

[peziak]

I love when she exclaims, "My penis would break off"

I could watch that over and over again

[renehn69]

I've seen them all on demand... I LOVE Isabella Rossellini... she's fantastic, creative and unique.... This is so different yet amazing, just like she is...

[jopepe7]

now thats strange...

[beanersage]

Fucking european perverts

[kaeset0ast]

fucking american dumbasses. what's wrong about sex? stupid hypocrites

[royfielding]

Crazy Vids...

LOL...

RKF

[spazattack136]

haha watched all of them on on demand, so funny

[TSMD]

I love it :)

[Jimill]

This is hillarious!!!!!

[weeesnaw2011]

in the 69 position oh my that's funny

[dxmkrew]

I LOVE this series.

[ninjetti]

wtf...

[Abmtong]

Bug 53X...

[UltimateWeaponEdenX]

MY PEINIS WILL BREAK OFF AND EAT ME

[BECKDADDY]

lol this shit fucked up

[nightelf101]

LOL!!!!1 0:20

[xmethodblack]

does one do arithmetic with their genitalia?

[megkorby]

Gosh, I wish I could copulate like that.

[tustruman]

well it is how the bugs do it.....

[Apknullare]

It sucks.

[92pawel1992]

it's great

[sonpanchan]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXX!!!!

[jcarrig]

these promos are bizarre

[Kaimosae]

this is actually informative and funny at the same time. great short films.

[ffasdfaasdfdsafsadfa]

It is.  But still, wow.

[djKamikazeKen]

you sick twisted f**ks over @ sundance channel.

[sunshineinchains]

WHAT

THE

FUCK?!

[AnimePirate]

BEEFCAKE

[mannoth123]

lol beefcake

[skam125]

This is so funny!

[MisterYiMan]

What's up with breaking off penis'...that isn't very nice!!!

[HurricaneHeidi]

Nothing is up any more.....

[BrohemianRhapsody]

*fucks giant mantis*

AHHHHHH!

LOL

[CrummySaint]

Don't you fucking look at me!

[ZeeKat]

shing!

[SpicerX]

My penis would break off

[solidkingcobra]

WTF indeed.

[demolisher1980]

Lol WTF was that?

[Apknullare]

Yeah, very lame indeed.

[eubi21]

in the 69 position xDDDDDDDD

[ftsthunderflash]

Wtf?

[briankha]

MY PENIS WILL BREAKHOFF!

[raztis1]

DEEEEEEGGHH!!! oh so hot with tha pumpin action WOOOOOO!!

[N73B60]

LOL @ 00:20~21

[42pigs]

looks very lame

[hauntofdresden]

This looks terrible.

But the commercial is really amusing.

[scott2go17]

wow that was gay

[picklebutterpoop]

also fuckin retarded

[f00000ksy]

lol ^^

[Hamishtarah]

let's make the grasshoper!! LOOOOOL

really funny video :))

[MosinDisciple]

I really want to see this. Looks fascinating. You'll never see something like this on the Discovery channel!

[AICorp]

thats because this is absolute crap. at least discovery channel wont throw tons of stupid suck attempts at making you laugh while trying to educate you

[bjmensz]

oh no, not 'tons of stupid suck attempts'.

actually i have a feeling that may accurately describe the contents of at least one of these shorts...

[bored531]

You realize that this is not so much about comedy as it is about describing intercourse between various types of insects in a way which will appeal to the current technologically growing population (most of which are teenagers). "Green Porno" is meant to be specifically for the small screen (iPods, Zunes, ect...) and it is one of the first to exploit this new frontier of film making, I would imagine that it was difficult for them to make everything fit into a two-minute time frame. I love it.

[TMundo]

She wore green po-orn.

[Apknullare]

Let Tit see her kid.

[tmslipknot666]

lmao omg wtf? shes crazy. made me laught my ass off.

[k9gothluver]

that's really disturbing

[mierdacarajoputamare]

what means the girls eyes, the girl with six eyes...

[bluegodn1]

...omfg

[aliasabcfreak]

thats one of the weirdest things i've ever seen, love it :D

[noahjerry]

what a stupid stupid woman.

[Apknullare]

Indeed.

[TheAdmiral]

This will become someone's fetish if it isn't already.  You know it's true.

[jojo808]

yeah ..childhood Isabella Fetish? 2 words ..Blue & Velvet

[dontshooflybotherme]

w....t....f....

[Enkaah]

This is funny.

But I had a strange feeling watching this ,like if was a crime. Stange...

[rdangelo]

GAY

[KoroOutbreak]

This is a great series of segments. I love her!

[bedrockbabe1]

wtf was all that crap about, cant believe i wasted the time watchin it fs

[chevydeo]

you wasted your time cause u believed it was porn.lol

[brotkupfer]

if somebody wanted to watch porno, he wouldn't have chosen "green porn" i guess.

this is sick

[GunbladeTrigger]

wtf o.O

[Superdeeber]

"my penis would break off... and eat me"  LOL

[dogggy411]

That is soooo hot! in a really weird kinda way.

[TSMD]

hillarious!!!

this is 1000times more entertaining/funny then most of the shit on youtube.

[Zooey01110]

That was re-todd-ed, making fun of avant-garde shit I think.

[tilorb]

goodness..

[albino7yaoi]

...lol, wut?

[PerfectWorldOnline]

... it was gay because it was stupid, duh.

[jonkelsey420]

huh?

[pyroclasmicinferno]

This is hilariously stupid...

[Goodpurpose]

worst crap ever, fuk originality i wanna laugh, and I dont laugh watching this shit

[thepig333]

why is this funny?

[otzo92]

ehm what'z the joke?

[lumity]

Sure, its original, but originality doesn't equal quality in all cases.

[mehmetali31]

bu ne la:S

[slyguy15]

I think I'am high cuz that was some freaky shit!

[lacrimosa444]

I think we should all start a movement to get Isabella Rossellini better acting jobs.

[PerfectWorldOnline]

Only watched cause it was promoted, but how GAY!

[Apknullare]

This might've worked with somebody like Rosario Dawson.

The other hag in the video is a turn-off.

[teenwitchlovergirl]

Umm... okay then. She seems happy I guess? It looks interesting I think.

[Ilovemexicanmen69]

damn this is so na ana i am not gonna say it

[iluvsocks24]

umm wtf is the bullshit

[rolo6rolo]

wtf

[Wolftrap44]

What a stupid, fucking slut. All respect lost for this bottom feeder bitch.

[southernmagnus]

Can you say misogyny, caveman?

[Eddy4Brazil]

Not really gwynvyd, not really u ugly piss of shit.

[gwynvyd]

*just chuckles* You have to love art.

[Apknullare]

They should've at least used a hot girl.

[Ebonwolf]

LMFAO

[KillerSaiyan]

LOL!

funniest shit ever

[xMaStRmAtTx]

my penis will break off and eat me :P ololoollolollolololsoisoisosio­siosisoisoisoisoisoisosiosisoi

[dreadfuldelight101]

I second that D: -Cries- MOMMY!!!!!!!!

-Hides under bed- I won't sleep tonight D:

[ShadowOfAmduat]

Mommy!!!! :(

[ccaioli]

buahahahahahaa!!! seriously. I almost screamed that out, too. Sad, sad, Isabella. Grazie di niente...

[pixelsquad]

Wow... It's like JDM porn mixed with German and Andy Warhole on a crack binge... "wow"

[Beccathepromomami]

HILARIOUS!

... and informative.

[alexk238]

um.....

[Apknullare]

Pure trash.

[jeremiahdixonlive]

looks like her anus needs a diaper

[catnipmaus]

I wish I had this channel so I could actually see the whole thing. This looks amazing!

[w1a2n3g4]

what? green porno again?litake a new download tool

[smellyburgeryummy]

really hot asians on my channel

[mazenkh]

woew Isabella will be the new definition of cool

[PeopleSuck48]

that looks pretty damn cool

[yorkandpomona]

that lady is crazy as hell and i wonder if she imagines having sex like a bug all the time now. fun this was really fun

[VimisiDigitalMedia]

I have to admit that it took me a while to realise that this GREEN PORNO concept is a way to teach teenagers and college students "the basics of nature" that they should've learned in grade school! Did the education system FAIL them, or are the PARENTS to blame for the lack of interest in making sure their children were learning? Discipline isn't child abuse, but it's too late now. The mistakes were made, so maybe "GREEN PORNO" is the only way to teach 5th grade biology. Isabella is Mr. Rodgers!

[ProdigyBoyo]

its the parents fault cos they dont want dere children 2 learn about sex.

[VimisiDigitalMedia]

Prodigy could be right.. Maybe GREEN PORNO will be a "public tool" to teach sex, without having to debate (and waste time/funds) with "school boards vs. parents" on how to teach children about "nature's creatures reproducing". Good thinkin', Prodigy!

[VimisiDigitalMedia]

Isabella Rossellini must be having a hard time finding projects... LOL

[xenshia]

I hope creatures that reproduce asexually will be featured!!!

Bud! Bud! Bud! Spore Spore Spore!!!!!!!

[metallicakixtotalass]

OMFG that's great XXXD

[derrick3422]

that shit is funny as hell

[73JJ3NA]

"My penis would break off and eat me..."

im officially scarred.

[punklucky14]

1 scary way to break up

[nthn1989]

uhhhhhhhh...what the hell!

[narutoclifford]

I said the same thing

[TheNextBestName]

wait did i just watch this?

[JonnyLightning]

Ahahahaha!

[TuberDewd]

Male damsel flies have a special adaptation on their penis that scrapes away any sperm left by previous suitors. Kewl

[AninhaNinah]

Lol that was hella funny

5/5

[bin1skid]

1 word and thats called . . . issues!

but a good laugh!

i just came

hahaha

[Texasred64]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[owenmunoz]

Huh?

[Lilopink]

This is so.... Q_Q

[igloochick]

"my penis would break off."

Dear Isabella, I love you just a little more today. Fraking hilarious.

[Pendulum711]

wots ur trauma

[Ieraux]

LOL.

[OrganCat]

Kinda weird.

What's next? Topol as Tevya singing "If I had a pus-sy....bi-di bi-di bi-di bidibidibidibidi- boom...."