Soiled *Micro* Shortz Presents: Vicks NyQuil Commercial

[inkey2]

when I was a retail store manager I was in contact with sick people all the time and thus I would get 3 really bad colds a year. I have tried all this stuff for colds and most of it makes you feel so phucked up you can barely work. Better off just using a good 12 hour nose spray, cough drops and some Asian hot and sour soup

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

'Why don't you look at me when we make love?' XD

[Iamafishproductions]

Damn. Going to bed with a cold? There is no amount of alcohol that will make that thing look doable. And with the 'cuddling,' it was even more obvious that they were talking about sex with a virus.

[fkovacs1]

"Soon after TV became mainstream in the household, advertising executives couldn't wait to inundate the masses with creepy animated characters, such as body parts and human effluvia..."

[surfingthechaos]

Woah...

[soiledshortz]

hehe I know, right?

[TomMSTie]

"The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, aching, coughing, stuffy-head, fever, knock you flat out on your sorry ass medicine."

[soiledshortz]

:) I like this!

[TomMSTie]

Thank you. Entertaining someone who entertains me is...um, entertaining.

[Brooklyn83]

You know, this commercial and the "VD is for Everybody" PSA, kind of go hand and hand. Both are ridiculously creepy too :-/ I'd like to see what a Dayquil commercial with this character would be like. I haven't been able to think of witty comments to make lately, but I still enjoyed your riffs.

[soiledshortz]

:) Thank you!

I know! the creepiness factor is off the wall. The first time I watched this one it made me jump a little when the puddle of mucus came out. I was like "WTF"???

[elephantlawst]

hahahaha "Why don't you look at me when we make love?"

hahaha good one my friend.

[soiledshortz]

Thanks!!!

[daneboe]

The look on the guys face when he pushes the cold out of bed rules.

[soiledshortz]

:) I don't think the amount of "smarm" on his face can even be measured!

[Megatenist]

Evidently, even the common cold gets lonely and ends up in a one night stand O_o

[soiledshortz]

:) And it doesn't wear protection! :O

[GoblinXXX]

I usually only see cartoon monsters in bed with me AFTER I take NyQuil.

[soiledshortz]

Haha well done Gobbie.

[GoblinXXX]

(Takes a bow)

[soiledshortz]

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap* ENCORE! *Clap*

[pittland44]

Maybe we could go into businees making meth grade nyquil and selling it on the black market. You could get it past the drug dogs.

[soiledshortz]

Good idea, I've tried it though. It does nothing for getting to sleep...I haven't been to sleep for days...

[GoblinXXX]

O want to drive it past the revenuers in a souped up musclecar like Robert Mitchum in THUNDER ROAD!

[889654]

Why don't you look at me when we make love XD

[soiledshortz]

:-]

[pittland44]

If I remember correctly, the secret ingredient in nyquil is about 5 shots of 40 proof straight bourbon whiskey per bottle.

[soiledshortz]

Don't be ridiculous. (It's AT LEAST 90 proof) ;)

[GoblinXXX]

I think the green flavor is absinthe.

[soiledshortz]

I made my own "moonshine" NyQuil, but it didn't help my cold. It did however, make me wake up on a subway in South Bronx at 4 in the morning...and I live in MN.

[GoblinXXX]

Y'know, since they took all the GOOD active ingrediants out of NyQuil for fear of people making meth with it, I could see someone taking meth and making homemade bathtub NyQuil and selling it to desperate cold sufferers.

[soiledshortz]

:) Haha I can see the marketability in that...