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  • holy crap fix your posture

  • 1:55 actually not a bad attempt haha

  • Fashion Show Mall!

  • CARROT TOP!!!!!!

  • 9:10 WOW. did not expect that one. She was actually pretty decent looking

  • 4:29-4:48 i literally spit my drink out laughing hahahaha.

  • You guys are my heroes for the day

    

  • 3:02 like a boss no shame i wouldve been like well fuck, ....well that ones off the list! lol

  • 06:14 - 06:23 XD you stole my heart but i have another one back home in the fridge XD

  • funny makes me want to try it

  • the skinny guy is the best! LMAO

  • "Extended directors cut" LMAO.

  • CRINGE

  • hhhahha u gotta find someone retarted sooo its the dumb chicks

  • Fantastic!

  • swag

  • If you guys didnt walk away so fast you'd actually get some numbers

  • 4:48 HAHAHA

  • MEADOWS MALL!

  • where is this in vegas?

  • Cory would get a yes from me anytime

  • i did the pick up line at 3:12 and it totally worked today!!!

  • guy: "Do your feet hurt?"

    girl: "No. Why?"

    Guy: "I have been following you for a while and mine do."

    That's class.

  • umm this is kinda sad...

  • at 9:50

    Girls "why is he viddeo taping us"?

    Me " holly crap, lets go".

    While running ... "can i get your number?

  • The girls at 9:31, if he kept advancing i think he could of gotten the cute girl in the shorts number but the other one was kind of blocking him when she kept walking off but the girl in the shorts stayed, she liked it.

  • This is as fun as Simple Pickup :D

  • "on a scale of 1-10 can i have your phone number!" hahah

  • 5:32 she's so cute c:

  • 6:00 epic

  • are your feet tired? cause i've been following you for a while & mine are kinda tired - hahaha

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  • 1:01 Jonah Hill

  • LOLL TRANNY-FAIL hahhaha

  • hey what mall is this? tht place looks awfully familiar

  • Hey that guy walking past at 8:40 is pretty hot

  • 8:55 of course they would go for dumb blondes afterwards

  • "I'm visiting from Vancouv.... Where are you from?"

    "Calgary."

    "Me too."

    Oh man, so many LOL moments in this vid.

  • OMG, THE SKINNY GUY IS AMAZING

  • LMAO! MORE!!! XD

  • wow this is what bored long islanders do with their time. rosevelt feild mall hahaha.

  • "Are your feet tired? Cuz ive been following you around and my feet are tired" Best stalker line

  • "You guys want to see a dead body"

    OMG LOL

  • hhahahahhaha this proves how many girls really DONT have boyfriends haha

  • Girl : Ur using the Superman Pick-up line?

    Boy: No, I am Superman it's not a pick-up line ... I feel i have talk you enough so maybe i can get u guys number hang out with me sometimes?

    Girl: Ok

    FANTASTIC! XD

  • Pft. That chick.

    Who doesn't want to see a dead body?

  • the ones where they go on about diarrhea n shitting to the hot ones are fucking funny aha

  • These are great

  • The girl that gave her number to that guy , was probably the ugliest fucking girl ever. LOL.

  • "Do you wanna see a dead body?" " No. " " Well can I have your number?" lolwut

  • The King of Russia. x]

  • at least these guys have the balls to do this aahahahaha

  • The celebrity one was a cool one man lol

  • HAHAHAHA 0:41 - 0:54

  • That bitch had a NUB!!!!!!

  • "why is he video taping us" AHAHAHAHAHSHAHSJASGBKAYHA\

  • funny all these girls have boyfriends lol

  • LOL!!! Excuse me ladies, are your feet tired? Because I've been following you for awhile and mine are kinda tired.

  • I feel so sorry for the skinny dude in the black shirt

  • Poor bastards

  • 0:43 my love for you is like diareaha i just cant hold it in lolololo hahha

  • The Girls on 6:36 & 6:48 are the Same?

  • Man, I would love to join you guys to create an accents episode?

  • MILF at 9:23!!

  • Now i feel like doing this.

  • Rofl this is funny 

  • Boring....ZzzzzZ

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  • Haha You idiot

  • @MegaWheaties OMG SHE IS!!!!!!!

  • 7:35 that guy looks like he's staring down Corey, as a jealous boyfriend, lool.

  • is the chick at 3:20 missing an arm?

  • LMAO! You guys wanna see a dead body... AHAHA

  • Hahahaahhaha! I Love it! LOLZ!

  • where the hell is this, these women are hott

  • Why does this give me confidence?

  • I LOVE THIS

  • 1.hello im gonna have to arrest you cause it must be a felony to look this fine

    2. girl are you feeling tired cause you been running through my mind all day

  • i'm suffering from anorexia and my therapist said i need to go out and meet new people!!! lol!~!!!

  • joe julet all the way

  • They must be in Vegas, 702 phone number.

    source: Live in Las Vegas 

  • This is just too funny

    

  • this is the fucking funniest shit. i hope for their sake that theyre not being seirous

  • lanky dude = michael cera

  • lol XD "are your feet tired? cause i've been following you for a while and mine are kinda tired."

  • 7:08 DAT MOUTH WIPE

  • Lmao

  • what mall is this is this in new mexico

  • i almost died when he said u wanna see a dead boddyyy

  • "advice" when chicks say " i have a boyfriend" YOU SHOULD reply.... " it's ok we won't need him" !

  • i know where you guys are lol, i go to all those malls in las vegas [:

  • the girls in america, are at least receptive to a conversation!!! check out my failed pick up line videos, you will see that the girls in the UK are much harder to talk too!

  • Did he really meet carrot top? lol

  • they are so damn corny thats its not funny, but they do have alot of balls

  • i like how u actually get numbers...

  • lol mom cock block

  • haha wtf this shit is funny..but can u guys actually pick up girls or is this just you guys doing a joke

  • Are your feet tired? Cause I've been following you around for a while and mine are. LOLZ

  • hahahah these guys are madd funny lmao....cant believe they had the balls to do this too lol

  • Where r u guys? there's a lot of cute girls there!

  • l loled so hard at 0:37 where he pretended he was gonna blow his brains out

  • lol these are so painful to watch. you guys should do some vids where you try to actually get them.

  • @Plaincow They tried...and failed...which is why they made it into FAIL videos :p

  • the girl in 5:31 actually could have worked out beautifully

  • This shit is so funny! Hahaha!

  • can i have ur autograph

  • womw of these conversations could be turned to successes.

  • 07:18 - a hair touch.. this is an IOI :D this guy at least got looks

  • On the scale from 1 to 10 ,what are you doing tonight? WHAAAT???

  • This guy is like walking after girls like a zombie ,chasing them.. he's demonstrating ZERO value and all he does is ask for their number ... you can't do this.. it breaks my hearth watching him :D

  • Where are all these hot girls at? Lol. We have nothing like this here!

  • "are your feet tired? Cuz ive been following you for a while and mine are kind of tired" hahaha wowwww

  • Lol

  • lol poor cory...

  • lulz

  • Awesome guys lol if u ever need another guy to help out makin another one I could send clips

  • BEST ENDING EVER! :D

  • That fact that they accidentally succeed sometimes should be a real eye-opener to some guys.

  • @gavnook I must admit it got me thinking, if only the girls around here weren't so bitchy.

  • lmao wat mall is this at?

  • atleast these guys go up to girls

  • CROPCIRCLES!! THIS GUY!!

  • That anorexic bullshit was fucking hilarious xD Way to go guys, 80% of your game should be confidence. Now get urself some pua-skills and you'll get layed quite a few times with this "who cares" attitude ;)

  • u guys make yourselves look like ur a little messed up in the head

  • im responsible for all the crop circle in de world

    "dis guys"

    lmfao

  • these guys really are superman

  • you indainit

  • LANGUAGE COCK-BLOCK.

  • lol awesome video

    that looks like tri county mall

  • on a scale of 1 to 10, how tight is this rope around your hands and feet

  • 3:28 That girl is missing an ARM!!! omg

  • @Melissa341 i had to look at all the comments, thought no one realized it!!!!!

  • Uhm...Cory is adorable, I'll give him my number, seriosuly.

  • mom cock block hahahaahahaha

  • Do y'all keep straight faces while doing this?

  • OMG you guys are fuckinjg AWESome i was laughing my ASS off good job bros.

  • Damn, confidence. You guys have it.

  • how old are you?

  • Michael looks a lot like one of my first boyfriends and I would completely give him my number.

  • See you on youtube xDDDDDDDD

  • 6:07 <3

  • LOL

  • ohw i see a video taping us ..

    -who?

    him?

    -you IDIOT!

  • Lmfao "I'm visiting from Vancou--yeah I'm from California too!" XD

  • dont use the superman line

  • @ 02:25 is the best hahah

  • That guy 00:03 is funny

  • "Hey, Why are you wearing a jacket? Are you not Hot enough already?...can I have your number?" :D

  • 'ah excuse me...ladies...'

  • "am i too fat i could throw up some more meals" lmao.

  • 05:30 why did not you ask her number man? she was yours !!! you left her ...

  • lol even if they give a number they'll all fake numbers

  • "this is kind of a wierd question, but do you have AIDS?"

  • This the west ed mall? Where in Canada are you guys at? (Assuming because of the Vancouver/Calgary thing).

  • "My love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in"... hahah!

  • @TonyF273 did u just fart? cuz u just blew me away !

  • If they did give him there autographs you could be like "and can you put your phone number right next to it why your at it please?" I think that'd be cute(:

  • haha xD i liked the end. if that was me id walk up and wrestle the camera from him

  • how do u know that any of the numbers are good ? what if there fake??

  • should have used:HELLO HEAVENLY BLESSED BEAUTY WHOSE INNER BEAUTY IS DIVINE AND EVRLASTING,CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER

  • what type of mic are you using while recording?

  • Man congrats for having the cohones to do that! You just need to have a little more confidence and work on your voice tonality and your body language (like not creeping up from behind girls). Even with bad tonality and body language you still managed to get phone numbers! Imagine how much more results you would get when you fix things up! This shows that it doesn't really matter what you say (experiment and find what works best for you) you can be successful! A for effort guys!

  • @aquaphoenixx I disagree. To pick up girls at random, a guy needs to be at least one of a few things. Attractive, confident, or know exactly what to say.

  • @aquaphoenixx you completely missed the point of this video.

  • you guys are fkn awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and got ballss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • " You guys filming? We r going ,"

    " You idiot" ahhaahahh

    funny

  • u guys wanna see a dead body?...........can i have your phone number? classic.

    u should try the "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?" line

  • 5:29 is fake. Why would she turn round like that before he even said anything.

  • 5:30 so sweet, i love her.

  • guys plz plz plz make a special vids of the ones u succeed . we cant get enuff of yur humour