Steve Balmer Crazy

[tsdf2]

1. I

2. Love

3. This

4. Company

5. Yeahhhssss!

Those are 5 words you moron!

[nxchannel]

Microsoft deserved the best CEO of the world!!! He's exactly the right one for MS!!!

[sagnier]

isn't that five words?

[oooohsnaaaap]

The freshly starched and pressed poplin shirt. The Miami Sound Machine intro music. Ballmer planned for this moment all his life.

[Thetrutv]

Whats the name of this song?

[noyescancel]

@Thetrutv Gloria Estefan - Get on Your Feet

[Thetrutv]

@noyescancel Dude thanks a lot! I have been looking for the name of this song for years! :D

[DestronTF]

Hey Balmer have some of my dog's poo you stupid fag!

[grp504]

useless CEO......Microsoft has tons of capital huge brand, and can't innovate for shit right now. And I hate F**** macs.

[webnull]

@grp504

I hate fucking windows but mac too ;-)

[TheHelldragon]

AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO 3.1, AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO 95, AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO NT, AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO 2000, AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO XP! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[michiganfan725]

isn't he the man who spoke the wise words "developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"

[komlomal]

hi is an idiot?

[goblend]

@komlomal pretty much

[kriss3d]

@komlomal Well.. maybe yeah.. However in that case its an idiot worth 14 billion dollars.. which sorta makes him a rich idiot.. which again would make pretty much everyone not give a CR/\P about who calls you an idiot :D

[kriss3d]

@kriss3d So basicly he could reply to any remark about him being crazy or an idiot with the reply: "That might be true but im an idiot worth 14 billion dollars.. And you are ?"

[samisomy]

money makes people crazy, just like this guy !!!

[werfen]

what he actually tries to say is how good Macbook Pro is!

[rormc]

idiot

[IrishDevilMan]

It's like a scene you'd expect to see in The Office. Starring Steve Carell as Michael Scott.

[alibabos70]

all right mate curb your enthusiasm, your company is shite

[ivoriginal]

OMFG, this is not serious. Maybe he should check his anti-virus.

[dunti21]

one word... American...

[WebGameFellas]

cocaine!!!

[MadamMusketeer]

enthusiastic and impressive begin, indeed! However, this man would be offered a divorce proposal right after this show if he was my husband. An entity of ridiculous and disgraceful performance, to be frank!!!!

[tmofee]

bing bing bing!!!!!!

[8497289]

what a twat

[NeihuDog]

Yikes!!! BALMER tries for CARDIAC ARREST in this one.

[gibsonpowa]

One word :

Cocaine.

[citibank7]

i love this company

[dzeruel]

I though the Apple event will be smth like this.

[xxnightopsxx]

No more party drugs for that man...

[vezdomestre]

I love this company

[HerrBismarck]

Dude, you are too old for that.

[JArroyoR]

Silly, Ballmer. "I love this company, yes!" is five words.

[MikehMike01]

I think he was counting it as:

I

LOVE

THIS

COMPANYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHH!!!!!!1111

[jabby18]

lol fuckin' tool

[CatchMeGuy]

 rulez.

[laerning]

Why they must sink soooooooo deep? The copy so much from apple T.T

[SKELETATIOUS]

apple blows even more than microsoft

[kanfor]

"yeah, i´m rich"

[BigNastyCurve]

Is this for real??

[Tille123]

Apple is just so bad, stop speaking about it and go die

[the9ghost]

ههههههههههههههههههههه

[ImmortalDarkTordo]

fuori con le carte!

[DestronTF]

Apple > microsoft

[Revenge1986]

No, its Microsoft first, then Apple.

[EuroCarfan00]

Yes, you know why? because people love to reverse the sentence... Yes, it is Microsoft is better than Apple, yes, and now we must finish the sentence by reversing it! there we go much better.

[j1mmyarts]

someone who's got to yell at the audience to get an applause is really pathetic!

I fucking hate this ASSHOLE

please die you motherfucker.

[kinomachine]

One word: Vista.

OK one more word: Zune.

Wait... just one more...

GOOGLE.

OK Steve you can go home now.

[Pennan]

Google was not made by Microsoft.

And Vista and Zune are two of the biggest flops today.

You sir, fail.

[ScorpioKing1990]

Microsoft had a major opportunity with the Yahoo acquisition, the failure of which I blame more on Yahoo than Microsoft, but nevertheless, Microsoft could've done more. Their own Live product continues to improve, but doesn't offer any compelling reason to switch from using Google. So that is another failure on Microsoft's part, directly related to the word Google. Hopefuly Kumo will do better. As I see it, this is simple logic. So you, sir, fail.

[UNIXg33k]

Did i hear him right; it sounds like he said, "Give it up for me!!!"

This is one narcissistic, hopped-up wanker!!! I don't miss using MicroSuck's products at all.

[hiimchris06]

You got MicroSuck about right. Micro, of course, means little. So, Little Suckishness.

He's still a retard, and I like your name. Unix does own. I like Linux. It get's on my nerves when people blaspheme about Linus Torvalds and the Kernel of Wonders "LINUX IS STOOPID LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IT DUZNT INSTOLL ON MY COMPUTAR COZ IT SUX LOLOL I AM 2 STUPIDD 2 MAEK A NUVVA PARTISHON AND THEN WEN I INSTLLD WINDOZE 7 IT OVERWRIT VISTAR AND NAO I HAV NO OPRATING SYSTEM LOL"... some people...

[MrLightbulbDirector]

surely microsuck would mean it only sucks by a tiny amount

[helloimmatty]

fucking downy

[windowspiratato]

i want uncle bill back :( !

[jcsteijn]

This Guy really SUCKS.!!

[SaNPiEtRoBeAcH]

steve jobs is the best

[rEEZEErB]

I think he drank some extra coffee that day.

[windowspiratato]

ONLY coffee?

[amanda16286]

if he continues to do this, he risks to have a stroke before spending all that money

[stopputtingLoL]

stupid comments...If Microsoft would give you all 14 billion dollards (like Ballmer has) I'm sure you will all be doing this, naked and much more...won't you?

[soslinio]

Mac rules.

Microshaft sucks.

[benjaminkendall]

I'M STEVE BALMER AND I DO COKE!

[cardona3001]

all that money Id be jumping up and down too!

[chunk1978]

bitch is on crack

[jmpido]

true that!

[ksiomelo]

"I have four words for you: I love this company yess!!" WTF... sarcastic fat pig

[TimLake]

Here are 4 words for you:

Calm... The... Fuck... Down

[leonheart00]

Wow What an R-Tard :)

[2001king]

balmer 4ever mhauauahhau

[racl101]

I wonder what his cocaine budge is?

[SamCropper]

lol is this microsofts attempt to make pcs more popular? go mac

[rokit05]

at :35-36 he looks like he's about to go whip someone's ass

[court1012000]

If I were a billionaire I'd act like an asshole too

[missionauto]

@court1012000 id also be on as much coke as he is

[PenguinRPwn]

Ah, that whacky Ballmer :)

[diosberlone]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

[syomaa]

this guy's on speed