Chris Rock on Kobe Bryant

[TheDickylicky]

haha, i love his squealing "what the fuck" 0:03

[Lagrimita24]

And you wonder why Kobe ignores you

[jadehillsheimer]

ehh he tried interrupting kobe so kobe didnt get his 5th ring but hey he still did

[07943jayson]

kobe ignored this piece of shit thats y hes mad

[NixusPC]

@07943jayson haha you making millions? haha you famous? haha you one of the funniest comedians in the U.S.? haha.

[jad1025]

I love black people, but I really hate niggers, no seriously.

[neecee401100]

@jad1025 I'm glad you understand the difference! Lol

[rmassie11]

I'd rather look guilty at the mall.....haha

[PTCRiPzZ112]

2 top comments are the same wttf??

[asianguy2100]

@PTCRiPzZ112 fail .......

[PTCRiPzZ112]

@asianguy2100 sorry asian buddy

[ImDavidGurney]

Whitney Houston was murdered by Obama to get our minds off of the birth certificate.

[dencci010]

@ImDavidGurney wow... what a weird sense of humor?

[dliles33]

@ImDavidGurney hahahah dumbest thing i've ever heard

[LonghornDynasty]

@ImDavidGurney stupid ass..

[Epimpin101]

@ImDavidGurney lol but that seems to be the difference between Obama and Bush, with Bush the complaints were real he really did start the war, with Obama you guys just make shit up to get mad at.

[grubn22]

kobe went kobe

[rJacobL]

Marty is black with white stripes

[JamboKingz]

Lebron traveled

[youngmoneyaj]

Everybody Hates Chris



[hmercutio]

2 top comments are similar wtf??

[08pistons]

sign a contract bitch

sign a contract

[TheKrishWadeChannel]

the funniest thing bout chris rock is his voice

[TheMJJJoy]

Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room!

Bush sent that little boy to MJ's house!

Bush killed Lacy Peterson!

Bush was F**king Paris Hilton in that video!

[H8tersLuvMe1]

kobe must have saw this...no wonder he ignored him

[231994C]

If you don't laught with Rock jokes, you must be deaf or some...cause shit, dude is fucking hilarious! LOL

[stanneke94]

@231994C Or your name is Kobe Bryant

[KiyaRose92]

chris rock is a fool love you chris a fan forever.

[The2010rayray]

Wtf is this little bitch talking about

Chris rock sucks dick

[19DaNg3rOuS91]

this mofucker never made me laugh ...

[aronedu]

Thats Chappelle's joke about MJ....!!!!

[MrWhat913]

lebron traveled 

[rx8on19ss]

Pudding!!!!!

[ThePixelFaerie]

"What, you want to look innocent in jail? I'd rather look guilty at the mall."

[honeybun33]

i think this is really why kobe ignored him .

[fucku1989ful]

why dream?

[spacelizardlaw]

Shite it's Uncle Tom's Beach House in Mailbu...

When will the funny black man go back to his roots...

Say funny shite that won't\might get you beat-up in Harlem...

Now all he's doing is getting his scripts from the Crips & Bloods...

[ImDatKrumper1]

he's really not funny  -_-

[goodfellabeats]

I'd rather look guilty at the mall!

[Abet10257]

in a few years time nobody will even remember you but Kobe will still go down as one of the greatest basketball player that played the game . . . Chris Rock Who ? Chris who ? who the fuck is Chris Rock ? ( and the other guys says : oh just another asshole trying to be funny ) . . . hahahaha

[flynt1977]

@Abet10257 Lol. Just Lol. Everybody will remember Kobe for sure. Especially that girl he raped. Oh, she'll remember him for a looooooooooong ass time.

[AppleFiend24]

@flynt1977 Yea I'm sure she remembers him too every day since she is living of Kobe's money.

[mashgral]

@Abet10257 Do you feel proud of yourself now sir ?

[midnightrambler03]

I don't get it... was any of this supposed to be funny?

[Historicutuber]

Kobe is the 2nd greatest NBA player ever

[1016cookiemonster]

Hehehehe top comment -:D

[JrKobe10]

Fuck Being The Top Comment !

[TheConwow]

Kobe never ignores the rock

[sepulcherslayer1]

No Kobe ignored Chris because he was in his zone he always ignores people when hes in his zone.

[HiAttJeffrey]

@sepulcherslayer1 You're right, he doesn't even notice his team mates when he has the ball!!

[punkuddha]

@sepulcherslayer1 fuck his zone

[jcurry3school]

@punkuddha exactly

[ayotiM]

@sepulcherslayer1 damn right!

[xaqshuna2003]

@sepulcherslayer1 Is it called the, "Rape Zone?"

[fucktheheros]

@sepulcherslayer1 zone my ass



[Twinbladel1]

@sepulcherslayer1 Nah kobe made a special face saying im not listening meaning he is actuall listening to him.

[afrikorean]

@sepulcherslayer1 Also explains why he doesn't pass.

[kassop]

fuck kobe,

[emericaordie15]

about the war part , it's 1-00% truee with out a doubt, it's basically mind control and all those people clapping probably forgot about the war anyways like 2 min later..

[MrTplayermack1]

2 top comments are the same wtf??

[LaughOrLeaveTV]

It's comedy. Just because Bryant can't take a joke because he fucked up.

[JoshuaAdrianB97]

FUCK YOU CHRIS ROCK! FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOU DAI!

[nivekorlac05]

@JoshuaAdrianB97 shut up don't say a thing .

[somepotguy]

@JoshuaAdrianB97 muthafucka!

[AndreThe04]

@JoshuaAdrianB97 And here come the trolls ''/

[SlimShadyDuke]

This bitch ain't funny

[Ransan08]

Just flagged the top comments for spam because their idiots and don't know anything about comedy.

[mullinskid1]

Hey, guys stop with that crap! Other people come here to see stand-up comedy, not too people fight. And before you start talking about the video being up on top and the comments being on bottom, I can see comments popping up! Just stop!

[AxtoxthexJ]

1 true thing is media trying to get you out off the world

[42OldGoat]

rather look guilty at the mall then innocent in jail!

[MultiPete89]

hes not even funny...hes boring

[kutkinderen]

@MultiPete89 Kobe fan

[MultiPete89]

@kutkinderen yeah boy thats how i found this video, its just not funny, i like this actor but this is so shit.

[ComedianDayDay]

Classic. Kobe!

[VagabondProductions]

Aaron Brooks unleashing on Kobe =p

[orly360]

is that a gang sign at 0:27 ?

[NeMiDrEm]

Better guilty at the mall than innocent in jail ! hah

[LiLSiCk916]

I find chris rock overrated as a comedian, he cant make me laugh like dave chappelle, katt williams and kevin hart.. I watched a bunch of his stand ups and i dont really LAUGH ill giggle or just smirk for a second but thats it,..

[pugilist102]

@LiLSiCk916 I laugh my ass off when i watch him....Dave too. I guess you just don't find him funny.

[britgamez]

@MrChurchland thats just uncalled for dude

[makesomenoiiise]

@MrChurchland kid, you need to shut the fuck up

[DCpackers77]

i didnt no chris rock was a toilet mouth

[callumwallum]

@NoOneCanDefeatKB24 Sheeeet :D

[krizm]

WHO GIVES A SHIT LET KOBE FUCK AS MANY GIRLS AS HE WANTS HES KOBE

[stallion0308]

Id rather look guilty at the mall!!

[TheGinganinja14]

Fuck Kobe, he's a rapist.

[idkman09]

@TheGinganinja14 Thats a very ignorant comment to make considering you dont know the truth nor does anyone else.

[warrior33100]

293,033 views, 291 likes, kobe bryant and 50 of his friends dislikes

[spawner93]

kobe owned him

[illusion0427]

Fuck this nigga im in D CO cuh

[Cosmatic147]

Kobe made 46 accounts to dislike this

[Zementkopf1]

He's right about everything being a distraction

[netinhokb24]

@MrIamabitch Portuguese

[rap4lifeman]

haha i love the way he says "shyiiiiiiiit!"

[virtr3uoso]

Fuck Kobe

[netinhokb24]

What Chris Rock says in the video? I don't speak English and didn't understand anything ... ):

(Google Translator)

[MrIamabitch]

@netinhokb24 what language do you speak?

[macjohn20]

This is chris rock? I thought he was the white blonde guy in the other vid : |

[The333er]

@macjohn20

lol

[rayze174]

@macjohn20 lmao

[franks383]

44 people didn't hire Johnny Cockram

[wazzup101fly]

if you look closely...you can see lebron traveled

[djvk11]

@wazzup101fly ur not funny

[nour264]

@wazzup101fly that was'nt even funny bitch ass nigga

[MrIamabitch]

@wazzup101fly if you look closely i think theres a embarrasment called wazzup...

[1005ushini]

"im sorry michael... we're gonna need you to suck off another little boy"

[flamingstatues]

" i think BUSH sent that girl to kobes room" haha ooo chris rock is hilarious

[pleasewaittovoteagai]

"I'd rather look guilty at the mall" --LOL!

"Just a trick to get your mind off the war..." LOL!!!! True!!!

Now, Obama has a lot of tricks to get our mind off the DRUG war. Everyone voted for him because they wanted an end to that institutionalized racism, and even he --a half-black man-- won't do it! He's takin orders from the Rockefellers, too! We've gotta elect Wesley Snipes out of jail to end the drug war and the IRS!!!

[ChukkaDane]

You sound like a sick duck. That's why he ignored you.

[MantisAtlantis]

What is it with this guy, Kobe is the new Michael Jackson now?

[dhorst1]

wow this is true true true! haha!

[1999californication]

@MadeYouLook237

lol !!!!

[1999californication]

chris has a zebra teeth

[GummieBearGang]

I know why kobe ignored chris rock during the finals now...

[SDSOverfiend]

@GummieBearGang Wordup.. Kobe made that Nigga look like a fucking clown.

[nbasuperstar41]

@whitesoxxrunit who has five rings oh yeah KOBE does

[WhiteSoxxRunIt]

fuck kobe bum ass overated bitch ass self.....nothing but a bum ass nigga protected by the media and nba...........black momba my dick bitch ass faker fans.......

[sde12345]

@WhiteSoxxRunIt

Like kobe cares what you think! hes making more money this year than you will make your whole life

and he would probably destroy you in a game of basketball so go get a lifee stop being jelouss!!

[06k20z1]

@WhiteSoxxRunIt were you one of the fagget ass boston celdicks fans that were chanting mvp for kobe when your pussy celticts won only 33 games that year? lol fucking bums. shows how stupid your GM is for trading perks, you dumb fucks are 5-5 w/o him

[KaptKan1]

And not only did Bush send that girl, but Obama sent Charlie Sheen those porn stars -- and a nice big bag of coke.

If it worked for Shrubbery Dubbery, it can work for Obomber...

[spxeli]

It's pretty obvious the sex was consensual when you actually read about the case. It doesn't look like anyone here has actually done that based on the comments.

[knucklez92]

so this is why kobe ignored him

[NoOneCanDefeatKB24]

@knucklez92 jhahahahhaa

[bigboss25262]

@knucklez92 lol

[PD19954]

@knucklez92 nigger no! he ignored him because hes too dumb to realize hes not Kareem abdul jabbar and tha he (kobe) sucks

[WanderingSamura1]

@PD19954 'nigger..?' ...Someone needs to smack the white off of you, faggot.

[PD19954]

@WanderingSamura1

shut it nigger you know that nigger means dumbass doesnt matter what color you are if you listen to chris rock instead of niggers like Kobe you would know that.

[WanderingSamura1]

@PD19954 No, 'nigger' means lazy you brainless dipshit. But just for the sake of argument you pasty faggot, let's see you call someone who's not a black man 'nigger.' You're just a little punk ass bitch looking to stir something up by throwing around words that black people would beat the shit out of you for. I'd love to see you walk up to a black person and pop shit off like that in real life.

[PD19954]

@WanderingSamura1 go watch the one where he speaks of niggers like you niggers. and ive done it and several black people laughed and said hellyes

[WanderingSamura1]

@PD19954 How about I watch the one where a black person lays you the fuck out for being a pasty bitchboy? Or the one where you shut the hell up about something you don't know about?

[PD19954]

@WanderingSamura1 im brown nigger. speaking of dont know what your taling about chris rock spoke about you, and he specifically called you one

[WanderingSamura1]

@PD19954 Yeah, you need to go back and listen to the comedy sketch. I'm sure Chris Rock has plenty to say about the retarded (you).

[PD19954]

@WanderingSamura1 i did but you didnt and he sure had plenty to say about the niggers aka retareed like you

[WanderingSamura1]

@PD19954 'Retareed' Yeah, keep embarassing yourself. You look and sound stupid as fuck right now.

[PD19954]

@WanderingSamura1 embarassing myself? nigger please. your the one doing that by not understanding

[WanderingSamura1]

@PD19954 Says the guy who everyone's siding against. Clearly everyone but you sees how much of a punk ass, racist moron you are/

[PD19954]

@WanderingSamura1 just you is not everyone nigger. racist? how is calling someone a dumbass racist?

[WanderingSamura1]

@PD19954 You're trying to troll and be witty and you're getting trolled in the process for being a racist bitch. I'd say justice is served, lmao.

[blueAgentAj]

@PD19954 Lol why so racist? uMadBro?

[PD19954]

@blueAgentAj racist? how is calling someone a dumbass racist?

[blueAgentAj]

@PD19954 You using a racial slur brah.

[davidridger1]

@PD19954 ahah fuck tard so because chris says "I love black people but I hate niggers" you think your now entitled to walk around calling people you disagree with nigger? fuck your stupid

[PD19954]

@davidridger1 no i call stupid dumbasses like you nigger beause thats what nigger means and chris rock just popularized it. its always meant that

[amotab24]

Kobe treated this idiot at the game.

[CoolerKing37]

@amotab24 Only because Chris Rock was right.

[XITSxJUSTxDATxDUDEX]

I like him better as a Zebra n i dnt like Kobe

[jonnyrisas]

who cares what kobe does.....

i only ever look at whats done on the court.......this is basketball....who cares what they do off the court....they like everybody else....we in america have a serious idol worshping problem.....alot of us need to get a life and stop watching others life theirs and criticise....im not saying that this shit was not funny though..lol

[CoolerKing37]

@jonnyrisas Being accused of rape isn't exactly something that should be ignored...

[jonnyrisas]

@CoolerKing37 true......rape is not something that should ever be ignored....

i guess im just tired of people constantly talking about celebritie's private lifes.....like WHO GIVES A FUCK! lol

[CoolerKing37]

@jonnyrisas Oh, well that i definately agree with.

[NoOneCanDefeatKB24]

Chris Rock, still love you =]

[iTzeXile13]

i didnt know marty spoke profanity

[mrmctommy]

'I dont even hear you, I'm on a mission'

[ryn7yen2]

now you know why Kobe dissed Chris Rock during the 2010 NBA finals/./////lol

[Kimmica20]

@ryn7yen2 That's exactly what I was thinking. lol

[DrummerFDO]

if it wasnt for his voice, i wouldnt be loling

[1chicagobullsrose]

not bringing johnny kobe, bad mistake lol.

[Impetrate420Justice]

kobe bryant ignored this un funny faggot

[jonnieos]

@Impetrate420Justice "un funny faggot" i can see downs syndrome is rampant in your neck of the woods.

[3535thtguy]

so this is why kobe ignored chris during the game?

[instructorluca11]

33 people should go fuck themselves

[MexicanKingTut]

press 0 for black person vocabulary

[SrNarutoUzumaki]

33 peoples are still trying to understand the jokes

[FascistGashist]

Kobe is a straight rapist douche.

[Bboy283]

@FascistGashist stfu

[NotIkeman]

What happened between Chris and Kobe?

[Level84]

@NotIkeman Nothing, just that during the NBA finals last year, Chris Rock happened to be sitting near kobe and was talking to him, then the camera paned over to Kobe who is paying absolutely no attention to Chris Rock cuz he's in the zone.