100 QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[ObviouslyAMindNinja]

Holy crap, he's adorkable.

[ertililola]

Did anyone but me notice that the bobblehead bobbed the whole video?

[guiltyclaim14]

Last two questions were the same. Doesn't count

[KarstenDaWolf]

I just relized you're that guy who wrote that book. And that other book. *face-palm*

[nalalul]

Aaaahhh baby john looks just like henry :)

[xosophiegrl]

I found a nerd fighter note in a book like years ago before I even knew who you were. I missed outtt.

[stclax11]

what about charlie?

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

Baby John and Baby Henry are almost identical. So awesome XD

[itsachelseathing]

OOOOOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMON­MMMMM KETCHUUUUUP. hahahahhahah omg.

[CornwalltheOmni]

ummm.. Mario? Like, Mario? Over Link!? Okay John I can take the hating Unicorns but this is just madness.

[Archerthief00]

Look at it this way - at least you didn't try it all in one take. ;)

[phoenix39]

Cubs!

[NoRealRoots]

Don't worry about going bald, then you can be BALD JOHN GREEN!

:D

[lydiay223]

PUPPY!!

[971redhead]

...but the cake is a lie... *coughs*

[jmar4life]

.....that was epic

[Azurilliyn123]

6'1?! wow i thought he was a lot shorter

[sodaqueen101]

My favorite word is fustigate.

[eggofreason]

BABY JOHN LOOKS LIKE BABY HENRY OMG.

[MSContin2able]

you like star trek more than star wars? no more of your vids for me........

[smurphgirl131]

Even better than Lance Max Corporal Fightmaster? Staff Sergent Max Mayhem.

[ChaoticCookieLife]

@smurphgirl131 TFiOS FTW!

[yknowthatgirl]

@smurphgirl131 Exactly my thoughts.

[Sandtalon]

@smurphgirl131 I know a Rear-Admiral Pain... :/

[FawkesLastSong]

@smurphgirl131 Thats exactly what I thought of when I rewatched this :)

[stude444]

Ah, I see you are also a fan of the swedish black metal band HANK, what is your favorite album by them? mine is "The Sword of Stabbing Power part 2"

[scifipunk]

here's a question, how could u ever have the patience to answer so many questions that aren't entirely relevant, and make it so entertaining? :D

that's actually two questions. oh well.

[Semicolon7645]

-Favorite colour?

-Green...see what I did there?

Yes, yes I did.

[Caolaidhe13]

@Semicolon7645 Plus, his favorite Beatle (the question right before) was John :)

[Missmadammozart]

oh god the ketchup thing made me want to vomit ><

[egirleagle]

i like john's nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[vidkid42]

That's gonna put me off ketchup for a while lol

[wolverineblue18]

Joyce Yay... Whitman errrr ok... Manet arrrrgghhhh... Mayonnaise BLECH.

[EpicPoulsen]

Primadonna cheese?

[2gigapuppies]

I know you guys have discussed often how a simple one-word answer should not inform one's opinion of a person, but...THANK GOD YOU SAID CUBS, I WAS SCARED FOR A MOMENT THERE! But I honestly would've loved you anyway.

[melodicagirl666]

Are you a fan of Gorillaz? Have you even heard of the Gorillaz? If not, Then you Should totally Listen to The Gorillaz (Paper Towns was my favorite of your books!). If you have heard of them and dislike them, then you haven't given them a chance. Gorillaz is one of the best bands of all time! Without Gorillaz, I wouldn't be Melodicagirl666! I would have never have heard of the melodica (The melodica is an awesome instrument)! I will try The Mountain Goats if you try Gorillaz! Fair deal, yeah?

[MoonCinders]

Congratulations. I am proud.

[xxblueeyesxx522]

OMG! baby john looks just like henry!

[silverfalcon17]

Asparagus! :D

[massizme]

Pleasant surprise?! UP TOP!

[Jacobeodom]

His Hero is David Foster Wallace, not Christian Kane

[CaptainKirk997]

i died a little when you said you preferred Picard...but i think i can forgive you...

[thehelmofdarkness]

NO! The meaning to life (as well as the answer to life, the universe, and everything) IS 42!

[Wandererdashdash1]

@thehelmofdarkness i think someone read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

[TheAlana173]

when john was little he looked exactly like henry does now!!!!

[flyingforever891]

Isss hawwwt. 

[denvir17]

i could spend all day watching you!

[RingoRocker21]

T.S. Eliot? Hallow Men? Ah now that's a tale.

[KilljoyKandyKane]

Link or Mario and you picked MARIO?!?! COME ON! Ha. Kidding. Eveyone has their own opinion. I just don't see it xD Link is awesome though. Mario's alright.

[ZebraDog7]

i logged in just to favorite this video

[GR33N13xD]

i have the copy of 'the hunger games' wif his review on it! NERD FIGHTER FTW

[smurphgirl131]

Awww, at 0:36 John looks so much like Henry!

[athena2517]

SAME FAVORITE PLAY! We were supposed to read it in English class but we read cheat sheets about it instead. World Suck -10000000 Athena's english class-0

[corr14]

Favorite city is Amsterdam? I knew John smoked the ganja.

[TheHalo3spartan117]

and the marine corps!

[TheHalo3spartan117]

he mentioned the hunger games!

[LMNOP1214]

@TheHalo3spartan117 On my copy of The Hunger Games, there's a quote from John on the back. That's actually kinda why I bought it. Well, at that particular moment in time at least... I probably would have gotten it eventually.

[bentn13]

I've read Alaska and Lindsey, was starting Margo now, and you made me more excited to read it now. (2 years after the video actually came out :P )

[artyfarty1996]

I hate to break it to you John, but you only answered 97 questions... I counted. Twice.

[laughesalot11]

@artyfarty1996 Great, now I have to count and I messed up when he did 5 in a row :/

[ufikes]

@artyfarty1996 Really? I got 99...

[sumakabob485]

@artyfarty1996 -What time is it?

-"Morning"

-What's your name?

-"Hank"

-How many questions will you answer?

-"100 questions"

Your argument is invalid.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@sumakabob485 You also forgot "What day of week?" Sunday.

[sumakabob485]

@MadeofAwesome4ever Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...ArtyFarty will catch on...

[jimijimi1029]

@artyfarty1996 97 likes. trippy. I counted.

[ImGaryOak]

@jimijimi1029 twice?

[SasoriFan1997]

@artyfarty1996 how can you count that fast

[cookiemonsta188]

little pea in your pants

[SuperCath41st]

Charlieissocoollike brought me here . xD  :)

[worldwormchild]

I love how his bubble head is bouncing all the video long.

[garfieldthecat1994]

Hamlet is also my favourite play. AWESOMENESS!

[stormbird08]

I work at Stake and Shake right now!!!

[hereverydayadventure]

you're tall

[GalaxyLudo]

Picard? .... but but noooo

[nikkicarter11]

CHRISTIAN KANE!!! He's everybody's hero :)))))))

[sexygeeky]

repeat of this video idea?!? YESSS

[junglekiity]

Wait, was your hero Christian Kane? John are you a Leverage fan?

[yennmanson]

when he said "I am a hot mess" at the end my mother was like "yes he is" me and her husband were like O.O

[EmilyViola12]

*grrrrrrrr*cubs fan *grrrrrrrr* I still love ya though, but still...GO CARDS!

[Punkrockpixie95]

@EmilyViola12 Completely agree! CARDS RULE! XD

[filmfan41]

John. What's so awesome is that. a) You are comfortable sharing yourself b) you are so positive and witty and loveable that what you share is a gift c) that you share so wittily has so much in common with so many who live in contexts where they feel uncomfortable sharing those parts of themselves.. My thanks to Reality for you, J,G. Please just keep being you!... uh.. .in this manner that brings so much to so many. Will seek "Colin vs Q", cuz Q would whup McCreevy in No Time...uh...literally.

[thedarkhands]

FANTASIA FOR THE FLEEPING WIN!!! Yes!! *happy dance* Someone else actually likes that movie!!

[cartman1041]

i feel nerdy that i got most of your star trek statements...

[ChelsieOliviaa]

Pwned. Yay argyle. xD

[Tomoko4004]

I thought you were going to fake smoking a cigarette after you finished. ;)

[epmorris2010]

aww Henry looks just like your baby picture!

[rawrrar3]

@epmorris2010 oh my gosh youre right O.O

[MegaBookWormGirl]

My eyes are about three times as worse as yours xD

[MsAmIReallyDoingThis]

PICARD. RESPECT DOUBLED.

[MarvelousNickel]

"Sox or Yankees?" "Cubs!"...I think that just made my week.

[RiskyBrothers]

just because it's immovable dosen't mean it can't be COMPLEATELY DESTROYED by antimatter

[PhilWasYellow]

hamlet! nicely done... well, my name is ophelia, so there you go :')

[awesomenater65]

meepppppppppppppppppp

[awesomenater65]

do you like walfels?

[awesomenater65]

wtf is he saying i  i i cant even keep track whats this whats that o yeah will whats your gay = gay!

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[Asuka79]

Aww!! Henry looks just like John when he was little :D :D :D

[uiruu]

If you go bald you'll just be bald John Green. Then you'll be a finisher.

[marriyumh]

Don't lie,y ou know nothing about mathematics. So just choose an apple pie. Okay... xD

[SleepingDragon7]

Is there a list of all the answers? I didn't understand some

[HPfreak913]

"See what I did there?"

[austic1]

"i am hot mess" thats what she said

[ShiftingStars]

YEESSS CUBS! :D

[yutsu21]

so, i was watching this, and you know what happened?

An earthquake.

IN OKLAHOMA!

probably from the question overload

[gelms45]

anyone else notice the little statue of a black santa?

[RachelBerryGoldStar]

Hank is not a mass of incandescent gas, he's a miasma of incandescent plasma!!!

[crazypresentationgal]

fast forward to 3:07 and then laugh histaricaly(i know i spelt it wrong)

[Shiningtanner]

Lance Corpral Max Fightmaster. Amazing!



[natdot2804]

Skulblaka, eka celöbra ono un malabra ono un onr Shur'tugal né haina. Atra nosu waíse fricai.

i don't know how to say please in the ancient language but, please?

[natdot2804]

1:28 the answer is 42, but i like yours too.

[natdot2804]

Atra gülai un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waíse sköliro frá rauthr.

i like saying this the right way.

[FungusyHam]

who's the hero guy? 2:50

[StringBean5050]

So, the shirt was featured before signing psychosis took over.

[nonsensicalcompound]

"Are you worried about balding?"

BALD JOHN GREEN.

[davorunner]

That is inspiring! I don't think I could answer that many questions in a day lol

[PurpleWillowsTrees]

YESSS! JOHN IS THE GREATIST!!!! YESS!!

[Ibalibex]

"Favorite type of pie?"

"The mathematical constant type."

LOL just made my day :)

[iasonharper]

Hahahah I just watched Charlie's video where he breaks John's record and this one is basically in slow motion compared to his.... I prefer this much more

[Rachieworld]

....I honestly thought john was going to say "ugh, I am a hot man" at the end.... o.O

[thedarkhands]

@Rachieworld He's both!

[ultimatenerd22]

What is white musk?

[24Pianist]

What is your favourite onomatopoeia?

[12reids]

SIGNING PSYCHOSIS SHIRT

[DreamMyMusic]

I finally listened to John about the Mountain Goats... Amazingggg =D

[brickmize]

Star wars new trilogy or old trilogy? "come in.." hahaha love it

[yourworstnightmar231]

picard or janeway?

[lyadmilo]

Yeats is awesome :(

[chrisblum123]

@agingernerdfighter yes it is

[06koconnell1]

@agingernerdfighter yes it is, in fact it is one of the most famous classic disney films ever made

[06koconnell1]

@agingernerdfighter the first line of the wikipedia page about it is "Fantasia is a 1940 American animated film produced by Walt Disney and released by Walt Disney Productions."

[agingernerdfighter]

@06koconnell1 lol i was thinking anastasia, my bad.

[ArentWeInAPickle]

Muffins... methinks there's a brony among the nerdfighters.

[rosesfornever]

NERD FIGHTER!!!  OOOOOOOO YEAH!

[SWhaley05]

He asked Where is the bathroom in Klingon!!!!! I'm glad I studied the language

[Urmomsedhi]

Amsterdam (: i wana go there so baaad. weed = life giver

[irondale37]

Yay Hamlet!

[nirvana14ish]

ahh he said my name

[TheBecuzz]

you should have #ed them

[TheHyperTheory]

Alaska is pretty, Lindsay is nice, and Margo is more adventurous...

Lindsay.

[hizachyo]

I love how his puff slowly grows.

[lildragslayr]

2:32 KOJAK! >:(

[ComicFan740]

0:35 is that john in a tutu? lol.

[steampunkfangirl]

no, that white-ish thing around him is the GROUND :P

[LAWLoROFL]

not as good as Charlie

[suicunesrider]

"I am a hot mess"... that could be taken... in many different ways....

[FayloFraggle]

Ohhh my god Henry looks EXACTLY LIKE YOU as a baby.

[mariahrose210]

That is a bitchin paisley shirt

[emyblueish]

Yes... yes you are a hot mess John Green... :)

[verboselie]

Not cubs.. :(

[LMNOP1214]

Q and Margo? Hmmmm

[leahpeia13]

Mario or Link.

"Mario."

You just recieved a thumbs down, my friend. I'm sorry. But COME ON, THE HERO OF TIME???

[EmmyBea]

"How will the world end?" "Wimper, not bang."

Wa- Was that that a Doctor Who reference? John, are you a Whovian? Awesomeness increased!

[Enemynarwhal]

@EmmyBea I think he's more of a fan of poetry. To quote The Hallow Men by T.S.Eliot "This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper." Now Doctor Who is a really old TV show but I think T.S.Eliot is older than TV and since I know John likes Eliot I'm assuming he got it from there as did Doctor Who (if they ever did reference it, I've only seen like two episodes). I should change my account name to Bubble-Burster, sorry about that.

[gladrial89]

@EmmyBea He is a Whovian but EmmyBea is right. That's The Hallow Mens' ending lines. It's quite famous.

[inappropriation]

@EmmyBea T.S. Eliot reference.

[clausirlopu]

OMG! I was just watching this and at 0:36 John looks just like Henry now in 2011!!

[freeesocks]

john green is a CUBS FAN?! heart = broken

[msscrazybuthappy]

Charlie sent me here :D

cool video

[eretrece]

NIRVANA!

[peaceloveaitana]

I don't know why you were worrying about being a great father when you just answered a hundred questions in under 4 minutes and made me laugh none the less.

[Danycrumble]

I'm sick now hahaha

[Gmakonaan19186]

LMAO XD

[domomania1]

"quote from the video we all just watched"

[MsSam490]

marry me?

[TheCatPepe]

LOL! Who is hank? "A mass of incandescent gas" hahaha TMBG FTW!

[werecatlove752]

"whats a question?"

"Its like a statement only it ends like this?"

[acousticawesome313]

@fluffandstuf YES!!! That song helped me on a science quiz the other day...

[yellowunicorn95]

You need to put monkeys in your pants ^.^

[meg19han]

0:16 ... you can see that the bobble head isss still bobbling(: ahahhah thee things i find funny:]]

[OddSquadProduction]

XD the barking kind

[beholdcreativity]

This was my first vlogbrothers video, and that was about a year ago. So much has changed in just one year. :)

[violasbeamazingable]

@beholdcreativity I was thinking about that a couple days ago

[kittendancer]

They took away the star ratings!

:(

[WANNAbeBLACKbelt]

picard ftw!!

[Tschuller1995]

AMSTERDAM