Eccentric Witness Describes Robbery Attempt

[ogloc619619]

They did its called reality hits you hard bro search it

[bcdownloads1]

she is the real hero, counted to 2000 twice in around 26 seconds!

[itoshireindeer]

wait, what did her daddy teach her? and how?

o.o

[desus123OGT]

You guys should remix the "Arizona man gives the best description of a car accident EVER" Now that would be funny!

[Creampuf1977]

IM BACKIN THE HELL OUTA THERE!

[Dendiol]

Comin' down down down

[Phil19780]

I love her! She is so cute!

[mstoogood4yall]

im backin up backin up backin up cuz my daddy taught me good,so i backin up see my little knee mi amigos im baking up backin up

[mstoogood4yall]

wow the song sounds better than the vid. now the song stcuk in my head

[mstoogood4yall]

rofl she was yellin mi amigos and her friends didnt respond lmbao maybe cuz they probably didnt know what she was sayin. by the time she counted to 2000 2 times her friends were probably already rescued and the cops were there

[Shortymanize]

how did she get the time to count to 2000 if the robbery lasted 26 secends

[CloverThatChick]

HOLD UP, I think I see my homeboy walking in the back ground! LOL! OH SHIT!

[Strikedead444]

I used to shoot rubber like that, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[EpicTofu]

@Strikedead444 I love you.

[apeaceofchildswork]

"They shot the rubber" LMAO!

[3infront]

I'm backin up backin up

[SmithMoviesInk]

come on everyone, let's sing it togeather:

i'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up,

cos my daddy taught me good! :D

[emoishcookie]

Anybody else here the bit about her little knee? 

[iluvmyogdexter]

@emoishcookie ahahaha! I did! /was gonna comment/

[RayAndAlex1]

Sweet... They shot the rubber.. I see what you mean.. Sorta

[Tietokone102]

@Athocuz Whaaaaa?! He sounds like RD but older yeah. But still.

[Chubby123Bear]

he shot the rubber...... i see

[forEVr2011]

i think maybe i should faint, then i dont. LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!! HAHAHA

[paramorefangab]

u cannot watch this video without singin the song in your head:)

[123JimmyTheCookie]

Oh hey! Mom's on the internet!

[theoneandonlyalinee]

My daddy taught me good.

[from212]

I hope she has seen the songify version.

[itseffineffie]

love the extensionXD

[lizzBD]

I can never get tired of this video! She should have a show where she tells stories, they would fucking crack xD

[iSadiee14]

What's this video of me doing on the internet?

[dylan3594]

She reminds me of professor Trelawney from Harry Potter.....

[11danyboy11]

"im going to find all my friends dead", lol who is she kidding, we all know she has no friends! XD

[JayneJuiceboxx]

@11danyboy11 Wow. That's a bit rude.

[DaAsianBoyZ]

my daddy taught me good! Back it up with those likes

[AGD165]

somebodys been roleplaying

[buddflicks]

Mabey i should faint........ Nahhhhh

[glitter9915]

Am I carzy or did she say"they shot therubber"

[Belieber92467]

"So I got down on my knee,*points at her knee*You see my little knee.(:

[MsDoctorCooper]

your daddy can't teach you good...he taught you well

[qweengumi]

i rly like her voice :3

[Eaglesharpshot]

how did she count to 2000 twice in 26 seconds??

[julesbobules]

@zoomdudeify101 hahaha I did too!!!! XD

[katiekuntastic]

1:23 ftw. autotuned version i mean.

[milzeh]

That's chunks momma!

[elegantchanell]

"BACK IT UP, BACK IT UP!

My daddy taught me good."

That's what she said...

-Chanell Heeter

[kortiseN]

Why do I think about Charlie Sheen while looking at this video? :o

[Quiz1master5]

They shot the condom?

[Zutara4eva12]

they shot the rubber??

[OblivionParodies]

She does not seem as crazy as the auto tuned version.....na she some crazy bitch.

SOunds like everythings shes saying in a poem

[Smillie2k11x]

when you watch the autotuned version you keep listening to the autotune type thumbs up if you couldnt do it

[Mia4Princess]

flower power hippy >.<

[InsanityAndFlowers]

... I could only hear the song in my head lol

[ChocolateWarship90]

MI-AMIGOS, HES A HERO :D

[SarahSnoo]

See my little knee? See it?

[july234me]

what the hell is yelling mi amigos going to do?

[ElizaRox219]

@july234me Well apparently the guy at the front counter, who shot at the robbers, could only speak Spanish.

[JonnyLaddd]

@july234me it means a bunch of mexicans will come in a kill everyone

[katbrat95]

@july234me Mi Amigos means My friends..she just wanted to see if her friends are okay.

[DONTQUIT48]

@july234me because they were her friends, her "amigos" thats what she called them.

[TheTomWarp]

"My Dad tought me well" O.o

[flowercool3985]

she reminds me of mrs. kelsey my 8th grade math teacher lmao

[BrownDog12311]

My daddy taught me to back up! LOL

[TAXEXEMPTION]

i wonder why her daddy taught her to back up.

[ToadyChan]

Why do I find her adorable? XD

[SuperSonicDonk3y]

backin up backin up backin up



[Schwulahh]

see my lil knee

[ZaChMoSs12345]

Im related to her...

[alexzepedac1]

Thumbs up if you singed the auto-tuned song while you watched this haha xD

[gerbil545]

This sounds so weird not as a song.

[TappyBeatz]

Yes sir! Lol

[troyrblb44]

just keep pressing 2 for great entertainment

[blancora10]

my daddy taught me good .....yeah right 

[MegaKenny143]

nice name big fan of that show

[thepac12andbig10suck]

White hoody,BLACK HOODY

Black hoody, WHITE HOODY

[afghan2148]

why is this bitch outside the kitchen ?

[P0tAt01000]

@afghan2148 to get coffee

[0maya01]

@afghan2148 The fuck?

[AKxBBall]

dey shot da rubber

[CaitlinsComicsAlt]

If I was in the robbery:

Guy in Black hoodie : GET DOWN, PUNK!

Me : You can't tell me what to do! *slaps face and calls police then fights robbers while police are coming*

Police : YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY!

Robbers : Crap!

[MeGoRAWRZ]

@CaitlinsComicsAlt COOL STORY BRO! -.-

[TheRugbyfullback]

she sounds like woopi goldberg someitmes, anyone agree? :/

[MsChester93]

LMAO!!!!!

[llogannwwescott]

black hoodie, white hoodie

[KonoSetsuYuri]

She reminds me of someone, but i cant think of who.......

[Pr0d3gi]

@KonoSetsuYuri snooki in 50 years

[Deryl32]

im backin up backin up backin up backin up, cuz daddy taught me good!

[Schwulahh]

every time i click the video to pause it, it takes me to a very strange video... but it gave me a good laugh haha

[MrAaronhanson]

hes are hero lol

[jeffhickman10]

This is your brain on drugs.

[TheUsername1218]

"see my little knee"

[couturemignon]

lmao!

[AverageJ0emusic]

She sounds like spinelli from Recess when she's older at 0:24

[BIGB00TYS]

Id tap dat

[cholindo142]

"they shoot the rubber" 1:03 hilarious! i love her shes the best person to interview :)

[i0killed0bin0laden]

anyone else think she is like miley cyrus

[Paandalovee19]

"And then they were laughin. They shot the rubber"

[realredrush]

there is no way a news report would put the word hell in it

[SchrodingersWaffle]

For the sake of resolving chronological discrepancies (ie, supposedly counting to two thousand twice in 26 seconds), she probably didn't actually reach 2000 the first time before the gunshots, and she probably stopped before two thousand on the second one when she didn't hear anything. Also, she's an old freaking lady who probably did some kind of drug when she was younger, so her judgment on the passage of time probably isn't worth the neurons she wasted trying to estimate it.

[227titan]

thumbs up for songafy this

[ThatMeganThing]

Lmao.... I live in the same city as this woman. I actually saw this on the news. XD

[Jewelrylover111]

Haha. That was kinda funny :p

[pigeonmaster5]

Now it sounds wrong cuz i heard the song first!

[ramirome3]

im from uruguay and i don't understand what she said. can anyone write the lyric of the song?. thanks!! gracias!!

[TheBlackn48]

@Britany99 lol me either backin up I'm backin up cuz my daddy taught me gud

[Calvezthemexicanjedi]

I don't get it. Why is she amazing?

[pokemonmew123451]

What is with the gum in her hair??

[frostypeace]

oh my god shes amazing.

[Britnay99]

lol i cant stop thinking about the song :P

[pokered600]

wow i cant hear this without thinking of the song thubms up if you think so to

[SnowbunnieYara]

Thumbs up if you sing the song as she's talking!!

[Dionmusci]

"they shot the rubber!"

[voldemortrules101]

Well at least everybody was okay...

[lulualo19]

a black hoodie, and one with a WHIte hoodie !

[Nialldouglas]

It's funny how she says she counted to 2000 twice when the robbery Only lasted 26 seconds haha!

[MrWright9310]

@Nialldouglas Well when you on speed and coke and whatever other drugs this chick is on you can count faster than a speeding bullet...

[TappyBeatz]

You can't watch this video the same way after you watch the autotuned version

[Cosmolover13]

@TappyBeatz That is so true! When she's saying, "Back it up." I'm like *Back it up.. back it up.. back back it up…" 

[darandomgirls]

LOL PRESS 2 ON YOUR KEYBOARD REPEATEDLEY AND WATCH HER LITTLE EYE WIGGLE BACK AND FORTH. LMFAO.

[cupcakegurls909]

She be smokin weed.

[younwhosarmy]

not the full version !!!

[bellis7z]

press 2 on your keyboard but be warned...its piercing

[Scre4mfan11]

keep Pressing 7 And You Get Fart

[XXF2XX]

OOOOOWAHAHSHSH why did I need coffee NOW?!

[Nigarific]

Keep pressing 2 :D!

[AshleyandJustin0702]

they were laughing? because they shot the robber? I can understand a sense of relief, but actual laughter?

[TheAerochick13]

This'll probably be me in about fourty years, so I'm not going to judge.

[AshleyandJustin0702]

@TheAerochick13 hahahahahahahaha

[sarahandkk]

Stop at 1:03

[kwinfield1297]

she's backin up, backin up, backin up, backin up, cuz her daddy taught her good:)

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

..What did her daddy teach her exactly?!

[smile2081]

"and i think maybe i should faint, but i dont."

[larouxcrazy]

um shot the rubber?? :?

[nomnomnom318]

YES SIR!

[Honeydew7396]

Backin' up backin' up backin' up... cuz my daddy taught me good.

[nimpe88]

DO YOU SEE HER LITTLE KNEE?

[Casey232329]

Lol I watched this at school a while back

[VegaRocksTheRoses]

It's old mans struttin' that asses' WIFE!!

Backin' up and struttin' that ass!

[iluvtikigirl]

Did she say "They shot the rubber" ?

[killercommunity]

Her little knee!

[ThePoeticAngel]

I cannot watch this without thinking about the backing up song.

[TheRandomCrap1211]

@ThePoeticAngel I agree.

[axoxg13]

i would like her to be my second grandmother.

[picklepizza1999]

@TopNotchStang07 hahahahahahh

[ratgrl98]

I can't stop singing along with this. 

[ninjakid852]

Soo she counted to 2000 twice in like 20 seconds?

[dangdangBB]

and im backin up backin up backin up baaackin up

cuz my daddy taught me good

and im backin the hell outta there

and im like "OH MY GOD!... OH MY GOD! MY GOD!"

[skittlelover1013]

See my lil knee?

[bubblessoskyhi]

0:14 failed scream

[jiismybf]

She looks and sounds like my Grandmother O_____O

[Topnotchstang07]

i wonder what else was in her coffee

[ShadowZeebProduction]

see my lil knee?!?

[rockstar20669]

They shot the rubber ? Lol

[ShadowZeebProduction]

@rockstar20669  yea i was wondering... rubber or robber?

[rockstar20669]

@ShadowZeebProduction yeah it was hard to understand what she said

[TrisKynWEBSHOW]

Mi Amigos, he's a hero! LOL

[AshleighSando]

ahahhaha

[courtneybroyles12]

Hahahaha!!! Backing up backing up backing up, cause my daddy taught me good!

[Tjbaker13]

I like the autotone better

[sklopfenstein]

See, my little knee.

[SweetSanctuarii]

This was a little embarrassing for me, I thought the lady was a guy at first.

YES I listened to the auto-tuned song first.

[imafurryhusky]

@SweetSanctuarii Sup brony what a coincidence...

[SweetSanctuarii]

@imafurryhusky  Bronies for life. *brohoof*

[XxMarkTheSharkxX]

MI AMIGOS!!!!

[messi1397]

Good job daddy

[3723mgrah]

her daddy taught her good... thank you daddy.

[CynderMizuki]

This is me in 40 years

Hmm BACKING