Flipping the script on my Birthday

[Raj314159]

Wait; neither of you knew what a "gentlemen's club" was?

[margiemamiedarrell]

Your house looks like mine--maybe better. Mine looks like a fraternity for bears.

Ignore the haters! You and Cappy are a match made in puppet heaven. --if the puppets will let you in, that is. It's a pretty tight bunch.

[MacsMum]

Your house is an absolute pig sty!

[m620]

my birthday was on the 20th, i spent it by walking literally 20 miles through the ghetto from downtown chicago out to this west suburb called maywood, and from there to forest park which is super dangerous for a middleclass white guy, i didn't get robbed though, luckily.

i had a joint in my pocket the whole night, and i smoked it once I got back to my neighborhood at like 5:30am, i was trying to find a good bar to drink at, but i was concerned i would wake up on an unfamiliar sidewalk.

[salmundo1]

I like that whole story. I hope you turned 20 as long as the other 20 stuff was going on. Was it?

[m620]

Actually I turned 25.

[Pianissimeat]

It's your birthday, and YOU ARE A WINNER!

[faceyfaceface]

THERE IS A CHILD RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE AT 2:50. WHO IS THIS CHILD DID YOU LET HIM INTO YOUR HOUSE?

also thats a very interesting story you told, tell us more about this random man you felated in the back of a bar. What was his dick like?

[Pianissimeat]

Yes. Describe it?

[salmundo1]

Choke-ish and not-in-the-face-ish

[salmundo1]

1.Nephew. Cappy can't have kids because of a fishing accident.

2.Choke-ish

[TPaperstacks]

happy birthday, thats great!